Wait, did I just hear Mike tell Chuck Todd that he was proud of how small their audience has become?

Will Mike ask what EDM is each time he reads the Vegas.com ad?

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Will Mike ask what EDM is each time he reads the
> Vegas.com ad?


Ahahahahaha...He has so far, why quit now?

544...Semper Fat
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If I had no idea who Robb is and saw that picture for the first time, I would still hate him.

why do any of you care?

Jesus, look how dirty that glass is.

Funnily, it was clean before Robb touched it to his diseased mouth.

…and of course Robb bites his nails like a 9 year old.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> If I had no idea who Robb is and saw that picture
> for the first time, I would still hate him.


And you would be right

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> If I had no idea who Robb is and saw that picture
> for the first time, I would still hate him.


Agreed infinity. And nothing says ''special faggot'' like having ANY patch on your faux denim clothing. Of course the more patches the more faggotty. I'm looking at you, Fat DrunK Baby, king of the two wheeled living room.

And to my special friend, really faggot, you're going to keep doing this registration thing? You DO understand that there is no winning in store for you, right?

Just so we're clear, faggot.

FBD's Daughters' Anal Sex Riot Wrote:
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> Just so we're clear, faggot.


And to clarify, that stands for ''Fat Bletherospasm Drunkard.''

Can someone Photoshop a gaping butthole on Robb's mouth?

mongoloids are always happy!

3MW3t Wrote:
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> why do any of you care?

Hair grows.

The shows have been better this calendar year. Before anyone jumps downy throat, I said "better."

Right after I typed that, Mike asked premium guest chuck Todd "Does Matt Laurer smell like daisies?" Damn, this guys joke writing and delivery is getting weaker.

This is what I get. But at least they got Chuck Todd.

Mike's Chuck Todd interview was as bad as his Chuck Bell interview.

Spewak's hacky Kraft baby marshmallow humor was all over those questions of Todd like dog shit on the bottom of one's shoe.

Yet another example of a "get" obtained because of who Mike used to be.



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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Yet another example of a "get" obtained because of
> who Mike used to be.

The latest in the series of Oswalt-style pity interviews. Can't imagine there will be any more.



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Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Yet another example of a "get" obtained because
> of
> > who Mike used to be.
>
> The latest in the series of Oswalt-style pity
> interviews. Can't imagine there will be any more.

Chuck Todd hung up the phone shaking his head sadly, as most do.

Robb was a big zero. Oscars's laughing was turnt up.

And, as always, Mike's "edgy" content veered closer to wholly inappropriate than funny or daring. If you are going to put a national figure in an uncomfortable position, have it be funny! See also, Colin Hanks. Damn, Mike's fast ball is gone. When they've struck gold (or silver) over the past few years, it frequently is because the old man accidentally wandered into it.

And it's unclear whether the guests laughed at all.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Spewak's hacky Kraft baby marshmallow humor was
> all over those questions of Todd like dog shit on
> the bottom of one's shoe.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Spewak's hacky Kraft baby marshmallow humor


Love this.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Robb was a big zero. Oscars's laughing was turnt
> up.
>
> And, as always, Mike's "edgy" content veered
> closer to wholly inappropriate than funny or
> daring. If you are going to put a national figure
> in an uncomfortable position, have it be funny!

Mike actually tried to make a Brian Williams joke then broke both legs backpedalling and screaming "Joke, joke!". The rest of the interview was O'Meara trying to prove he could be a journalist. And this is the second show in two weeks that proved Mike can not do his Barack Obama impression AT ALL.

And as usual, the two guests and Mike talked about how great Hillary is, how she will be president, how pumped people are for her, how scared "washington democrats" were over the email scandal (and you could tell Mike still is) while "the rest of the country knows it's a non issue". Then they congratulated themselves on being objective and as always O'Meara profoundly lamented the lack of civility and willingness to compromise.

Wow. Just look at Robb.

I think it's called "slow suicide".

I wish he would hurry it up.
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Spewak loses the hoodie when a celeb is in the studio -- he's a pro -- look it up.

The DC studio looks pretty solid. Still hilarious that Oscar made such a to do about Mike magnanimity in allowing him to use it to record BOAD. Ha.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Wow. Just look at Robb.
>
> I think it's called "slow suicide".
>
> I wish he would hurry it up.
> -


Wow. Just look at Oscar.

Turning into a big fatty.

While filling out the survey, the following thought came to me.

The TMOS Gang regularly laments that on Terrestrial Radio, they were never left alone and allowed to do the show they always wanted to do.

And now they are on a podcast that can LITERALLY be anything they want it to be.

But the show that they are doing now is almost exactly the same show that was on WJFK before the format change.

While I will never doubt that the broadcast standards were insane after Nipplegate, I honestly wonder what would have been different if shows were allowed to do whatever they wanted?

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Wow. Just look at Robb.
>
> I think it's called "slow suicide".
>
> I wish he would hurry it up.


SUCK THAT GUT IN, SPEWAK!!! Oh shit, that's funny! You can see the strain through the posed smile.

Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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>
>
> SUCK THAT GUT IN, SPEWAK!!! Oh shit, that's funny!
> You can see the strain through the posed smile.


You can see he's holding his breath trying to look thinner!


It didn't work.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> 3MW3t Wrote:
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> > why do any of you care?
>
> Hair grows.


yessssss

Morning BB's, You May Have Trouble With This One:


Song O The Day:

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "are we having fun yet?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you

And this is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "are we having fun yet?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "are we having fun yet?"


Yeah, yeah, are we having fun yet?

Yeah, yeah, no, no.



Say La Vee....What Not

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> While I will never doubt that the broadcast
> standards were insane after Nipplegate, I honestly
> wonder what would have been different if shows
> were allowed to do whatever they wanted?

When was that, tho? 2004? How long are Howard, Don and Mike use that crutch?

Mike has satellite, podcasts and UStream as non-edited venues but you point out he producers KCJJ palatable terrestrial radio crap and so on the bonus.

Mike's idea of show prep is telling a story how he went to the drugstore and had to stand in a line.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Wow. Just look at Robb.
>
> I think it's called "slow suicide".
>
> I wish he would hurry it up.
> -


Robb Knows How To Live Life; Right Where He Wants To Be.........


Say La Vee....2015

Oscar looks like he wishes he were anywhere but in that studio. LFF is doing a bad schtick voice, and Blob(b) is smirking or whatever you would call that scrunched up pile of fat he passes off as a face.
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Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Oscar looks like he wishes he were anywhere but in
> that studio. LFF is doing a bad schtick voice, and
> Blob(b) is smirking or whatever you would call
> that scrunched up pile of fat he passes off as a
> face.

Mike looks like the weird old uncle you always have to put up with at family get togethers. Just glowering at you through his old timer glasses and grinning. And maintaining a weird sparse white goatee.

Fat Oscar Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Wow. Just look at Robb.
> >
> > I think it's called "slow suicide".
> >
> > I wish he would hurry it up.
> > -
>
>
> Wow. Just look at Oscar.
>
> Turning into a big fatty.
>
> "Oscar Santana" />


I was thinking the exact same thing....Time to start tightening it up O

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Spewak loses the hoodie when a celeb is in the
> studio -- he's a pro -- look it up.


ahahahahahaha

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> While filling out the survey, the following
> thought came to me.
>
> The TMOS Gang regularly laments that on
> Terrestrial Radio, they were never left alone and
> allowed to do the show they always wanted to do.
>
> And now they are on a podcast that can LITERALLY
> be anything they want it to be.
>
> But the show that they are doing now is almost
> exactly the same show that was on WJFK before the
> format change.
>
> While I will never doubt that the broadcast
> standards were insane after Nipplegate, I honestly
> wonder what would have been different if shows
> were allowed to do whatever they wanted?


Great point...Mike's just too lazy to try anything different and Robb is too boring to provide any new content

Where the hell did Fat Rob find a tent with a collar?

He's enormous.

Look at Blobbs tits poking out through his dress shirt

Headds head looks like it belong on another body

Robb's wearing a bullet proof vest. ..or two! Suck it in fatty!

Good article on a good podcast -- Keith and the Girl. But be forewarned, it's a long article. Whether you like them or not, they churn out a daily podcast, usually with at least one in-studio guest, and don't guffaw at everything the other one says. And Keith is pretty damned funny.

LFF, make sure you read this and note how KATG are not slaves to a narrow format. Fuck you and your opening vignette, news you may not need, audio vault, etc. And shove your awful reads for your "sponsors" up Spewak's fat ass.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2015/03/keith-and-the-girl-profile.php

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Oscar looks like he wishes he were anywhere but in
> that studio.

Oscar has looked that way for years and you KNOW Mike sees it.

Why does Mike always let it go without calling Oscar on it?

7 pounds.

Cary: Back from Key West (Robb asked me if my arms were tired) to find him doing countless entries of that advertiser poll thing.

OK, Mike and Spewak, Dad has enough.

You can stop.

Momma Mia; Papa Pia......Say La Veeia......2015

Damn, Mike... That Randy Quaid video is over a month old! Maybe you need to find a better news source.

Why Does Mike Whisper Some Of His Impressions? Why, Why, Why????




Say La Vee......2015

Big O and Dukes last night had to bleep some stuff out when talking about something that a. involves Dukes manager and b. would piss Mike off. Anyone watching the live ustream would know what they said. Did anyone on here watch it live to know?

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Damn, Mike... That Randy Quaid video is over a
> month old! Maybe you need to find a better news
> source.


not only that, Robb played it then. Did they forget?

BOAD Fan Wrote:
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> Big O and Dukes last night had to bleep some stuff
> out when talking about something that a. involves
> Dukes manager and b. would piss Mike off. Anyone
> watching the live ustream would know what they
> said. Did anyone on here watch it live to know?


Dukes has a manager?

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> > Big O and Dukes last night had to bleep some
> stuff
> > out when talking about something that a.
> involves
> > Dukes manager and b. would piss Mike off.
> Anyone
> > watching the live ustream would know what they
> > said. Did anyone on here watch it live to
> know?
>
>
> Dukes has a manager?


He has an agent.


BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before you asked for the info and once after. Check the thread.

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Damn, Mike... That Randy Quaid video is over a
> month old! Maybe you need to find a better news
> source.


Actually, there is a new one.

BOAD Fan Wrote:
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> Big O and Dukes last night had to bleep some stuff
> out when talking about something that a. involves
> Dukes manager and b. would piss Mike off. Anyone
> watching the live ustream would know what they
> said. Did anyone on here watch it live to know?


If you go to ustream and watch their older vids, are they bleeped?

Maybe it's still in there.



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Lame Dukes Wrote:

>
>
> BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before you
> asked for the info and once after. Check the
> thread.


What does this mean? You know what was said?

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> Poopmobile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BOAD Fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big O and Dukes last night had to bleep some
> > stuff
> > > out when talking about something that a.
> > involves
> > > Dukes manager and b. would piss Mike off.
> > Anyone
> > > watching the live ustream would know what
> they
> > > said. Did anyone on here watch it live to
> > know?
> >
> >
> > Dukes has a manager?
>
>
> He has an agent.
>
>
> BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before you
> asked for the info and once after. Check the
> thread.



He has an agent?!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before
> you
> > asked for the info and once after. Check the
> > thread.

Wish they'd take it. I really miss the show!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Lame Dukes Wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before
> you
> > asked for the info and once after. Check the
> > thread.
>
>
> What does this mean? You know what was said?

Yeah. I meant check the Big O and Dukes thread.


Someone registered "Lame Dukes", how petty.

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>
> > > BOAD Fan I posted it twice, once right before
> > you
> > > asked for the info and once after. Check the
> > > thread.
>
> Wish they'd take it. I really miss the show!


yeah, terrestrial O&D is lightyears better than any iteration of TMOS...I only listen now because Oscar's there

Today during the audio fault, FDB, the world's greatest dad, was pontificating on proper reactions when a baby laughs. Just to be clear: everybody shut up! There should be absolute silence, so everyone can just bask in the laughter. If you have any reaction, you are clearly trying to deflect attention away from the baby.

I think Mr. Thickness is a crazy SOB.......but love it

The Real Meeper. Wrote:
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> I think Mr. Thickness is a crazy SOB.......but
> love it


you are the only one

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> > I think Mr. Thickness is a crazy SOB.......but
> > love it
>
>
> you are the only one

He only calls himself ''Meeper'' because he can't spell ''rape.''

Eat it the dining room
Eat it in the kitchen
Eat it in the bathroom, so I don't hear Cary's bitchin'
Eat till I can't fit through a door and I won't see my penis no more

Chorus
Tater tot casserole
Bloats my gut
Plugs my asshole
Eat until I grow another roll
Tater casserole


It's made with taters
and lots of cheese
Had a heart attack, knocked me to my knees
My family walked in found me dead on the floor, said you ain't gonna eat taters no more

Chorus

Not enough love on the fan page for the Chuck Todd interview?

First off; who cares?

Second; who cares?!

Third, if the TMOS fans were big Chuck Todd fans they wouldn't have stuck with Mike's Jack Cassidy impressions, Robb's dated references, all the fart jokes and the curmudgeonly stories from Florida this long.

BoningMikesDaughtersintheAssRiot Wrote:
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> > The Real Meeper. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think Mr. Thickness is a crazy
> SOB.......but
> > > love it
> >
> >
> > you are the only one
>
> He only calls himself ''Meeper'' because he can't
> spell ''rape.''

spot on Riot

So after a year and a half, Carlush is over the whole baby thing and calling sitters to go drinking at 11am, well that's fantastic. .
gonna be a long 18 years!

So...only DCRTV noticed that CHUCK TODD did a comedy podcast? Great marketing push, Mike.

RELM shortly up to 24 podcasts.... Hi, Mike! Try harder.

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> So...only DCRTV noticed that CHUCK TODD did a
> comedy podcast? Great marketing push, Mike.


It's a shame about the caesarean scar. That makes her totally undoable in my view, although I WOULD accept oral. From her mom. The other thing that makes her undoable is obviously her choice of partners.

Really faggot? You cannot win the name registration war. I can do this forever.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So after a year and a half, Carlush is over the
> whole baby thing and calling sitters to go
> drinking at 11am, well that's fantastic. .
> gonna be a long 18 years!

''It's a shame about the caesarean scar. That makes her totally undoable in my view, although I WOULD accept oral. From her mom. The other thing that makes her undoable is obviously her choice of partners.

Really faggot? You cannot win the name registration war. I can do this forever.''

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Today during the audio fault, FDB, the world's
> greatest dad, was pontificating on proper
> reactions when a baby laughs. Just to be clear:
> everybody shut up! There should be absolute
> silence, so everyone can just bask in the
> laughter. If you have any reaction, you are
> clearly trying to deflect attention away from the
> baby.

Robb's hypocrisy is beyond or above the range of normal or merely physical human experience: transcendent.


TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> RELM shortly up to 24 podcasts.... Hi, Mike! Try
> harder.

Mike has 6. You can't count Robb Radio because you go there and it says "Welcome to the 90's." The last show was August 2014.
I'd imagine Robb pounds whiskey and gobbles pies while sobbing by his jukebox after his hour of work.

Janie Lanes Ghost Wrote:
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> Eat it the dining room
> Eat it in the kitchen
> Eat it in the bathroom, so I don't hear Cary's
> bitchin'
> Eat till I can't fit through a door and I won't
> see my penis no more
>
> Chorus
> Tater tot casserole
> Bloats my gut
> Plugs my asshole
> Eat until I grow another roll
> Tater casserole
>
>
> It's made with taters
> and lots of cheese
> Had a heart attack, knocked me to my knees
> My family walked in found me dead on the floor,
> said you ain't gonna eat taters no more
>
> Chorus


Sweet tater pie

Fan since Paint Ya Bald spot Wrote:
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> Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > While I will never doubt that the broadcast
> > standards were insane after Nipplegate, I
> honestly
> > wonder what would have been different if shows
> > were allowed to do whatever they wanted?
>
> When was that, tho? 2004? How long are Howard, Don
> and Mike use that crutch?
>
> Mike has satellite, podcasts and UStream as
> non-edited venues but you point out he producers
> KCJJ palatable terrestrial radio crap and so on
> the bonus.
>
> Mike's idea of show prep is telling a story how he
> went to the drugstore and had to stand in a line.

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/nipple-ripples-10-years-of-fallout-from-janet-jacksons-halftime-show-20140130

The broadcast standards haven't really lightened up.

You can draw various conclusions from that, Colin's son is a jerk, the USG wants to fine broadcasters to "tax" them, etc

But, the fact of the matter is everything is still defcon 1 to people on the public airwaves.

So, the LFF, Don, et al aren't really "playing a card" as the rules changed a decade ago and they haven't changed back.

Mike quoted Carla admitting, "You know, sometimes I just want to get a babysitter during the middle of the day and go over to the tiki bar -- at 11 in the morning!"

Mike: "Since I have reconnected with my inner alcoholic, this state is kind of opening up some new doors..."

...Aren't people who fall off the wagon supposed to be ashamed instead of proud of themselves? Some great "self-improvement" going on there.

The alcohol thing is progressing noticeably quickly. Every story involves a beverage now.

I like booze. But, by God, it would never occur to me to hand my kid over to a babysitter in order to go on an afternoon bender. It would seem that LFF and Carlush may be co-dependent. She implored LFF to start drinking again because he's lame when he's sober. What would a therapist say about something like that? Unfortunately their mutual love of drink might be what's keeping them together. Sad, really.

But you gotta admit that his Richard Burton impression is so much better after his re-fall off the wagon. And Carla's Elizabeth Taylor is coming along nicely.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Wrote:
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> I like booze. But, by God, it would never occur to
> me to hand my kid over to a babysitter in order to
> go on an afternoon bender. It would seem that LFF
> and Carlush may be co-dependent. She implored LFF
> to start drinking again because he's lame when
> he's sober. What would a therapist say about
> something like that? Unfortunately their mutual
> love of drink might be what's keeping them
> together. Sad, really.

"I'llw drinkz toz that!"

Jr: Mommy, you and daddy smell like the medicine you put on my boo boos!

LFF: That's because mommy and daddy have boo boos in our tum tums (points to his liver).

Carla is ..... Florida Woman.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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blic airwaves.
>
> So, the LFF, Don, et al aren't really "playing a
> card" as the rules changed a decade ago and they
> haven't changed back.


I don't doubt the standards are still in place.

They've been "playing a card" for ten years. If an industry changes you change with it or admit the Shock Jockery was the star, not talent. Howard moved to satellite and claimed it was to give him more language freedom, O and A fled to satellite and Don and Mike staggered on. My point is that Don remained successful in broadcasting, Mike has not. He combines begging for donations with a standard terrestrial style show of the type he claimed the FCC forced him to do against his will. Open it up, do a non-FCC show. And try to generate revenue other than Kappy's donations. Or stop claiming you are working under restrictions from 2004 in an industry tat didn't exist at that time.

Robb'd Wrote:
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If you have any reaction, you are
> > clearly trying to deflect attention away from
> the
> > baby.
>
Remember 6 mos ago when Mike used to bitch if people didn't acknowledge his baby? They were "all about themselves" - - - now some "cow" was out of line for playing with his baby in a waiting room. Which is it? Combine that with the reverent silence dad's are supposed to effect when a baby laughs and Grandpa is clearly overcompensating.

Does the O'Meara family ever make a doctor's appointment and kept it? Once again, this week an O'Meara family member needs immediate medical attention, gets squeezed into an already busy day and Mike does nothing but complain about it.

Proud Papa Wrote:
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> Mike quoted Carla admitting, "You know, sometimes
> I just want to get a babysitter during the middle
> of the day and go over to the tiki bar -- at 11 in
> the morning!"
>
> Mike: "Since I have reconnected with my inner
> alcoholic, this state is kind of opening up some
> new doors..."
>
> ...Aren't people who fall off the wagon supposed
> to be ashamed instead of proud of themselves? Some
> great "self-improvement" going on there.

Proud Papa Wrote:
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> Mike quoted Carla admitting, "You know, sometimes
> I just want to get a babysitter during the middle
> of the day and go over to the tiki bar -- at 11 in
> the morning!"
>
> Mike: "Since I have reconnected with my inner
> alcoholic, this state is kind of opening up some
> new doors..."
>
> ...Aren't people who fall off the wagon supposed
> to be ashamed instead of proud of themselves? Some
> great "self-improvement" going on there.


Maybe TMOS' quote should be "The Death of Shame"

rather than "they get it!"

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Wrote:
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> I like booze. But, by God, it would never occur to
> me to hand my kid over to a babysitter in order to
> go on an afternoon bender. It would seem that LFF
> and Carlush may be co-dependent. She implored LFF
> to start drinking again because he's lame when
> he's sober. What would a therapist say about
> something like that? Unfortunately their mutual
> love of drink might be what's keeping them
> together. Sad, really.

I don't have kids, but I would do it. Sit at a bar, relax, watch the boats on the water, and not have to worry about keeping a kid occupied?

RK Wrote:
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> Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Wrote:
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> -----

>
> I don't have kids, but I would do it. Sit at a
> bar, relax, watch the boats on the water, and not
> have to worry about keeping a kid occupied?

Aint that the point? They have a 16 mos old, and the mom's instinct is to be at a bar at 11 am now that her elderly husband is solidly back on the booze!

Can you imagine how stupid Michael will grow up to be after being raised by these two?

A future janitor, if not inmate.

Or a Radio DJ/Podcaster.

It seems as though the kid is keeping them from what they really want to do. It just smells wrong.

I would be consumed with guilt if I left a 16mo. kid to go drink all day, what if something happened and I had to be there? And I was drunk? I'd at least have one of us stay sober for minimum responsibility's sake, and they didn't do that from what I'm hearing.

Robb'd Wrote:
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> It seems as though the kid is keeping them from
> what they really want to do. It just smells
> wrong.
>
> I would be consumed with guilt if I left a 16mo.
> kid to go drink all day, what if something
> happened and I had to be there? And I was drunk?
> I'd at least have one of us stay sober for minimum
> responsibility's sake, and they didn't do that
> from what I'm hearing.

They'll have him smoking in no time

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whats new pussycat......yeah yeay yeah

Robb'd Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today during the audio fault, FDB, the world's
> > greatest dad, was pontificating on proper
> > reactions when a baby laughs. Just to be clear:
> > everybody shut up! There should be absolute
> > silence, so everyone can just bask in the
> > laughter. If you have any reaction, you are
> > clearly trying to deflect attention away from
> the
> > baby.
>
> Robb's hypocrisy is beyond or above the range of
> normal or merely physical human experience:
> transcendent.
>
>
I was actually talking about Mike and his super pious bullshit, but I'm perfectly willing to call Headdd on his hypocrisy too

I like when Robb pointed out the father in the videos OBVIOUS fake laugh...Ooh the irony