Oh the insanity. Listening to Fat Drunk Baby go on and on and Woe Fatt chiming in to agree.
Thou shalt NOT say ''thug'' because it's ''a gateway word to the N-word.''
And Fatt Rob's theory is the riots are caused by the frustration of older non-rioting people who are ''trapped'' in a neighborhood with THUGS.
Please stop the political/social commentary. You guys just aren't good at it.
FDB calls the looters ''protesters''. Brilliant.
When do FDB or Woe Fatt run into actual Negroes? OH YEAH, when FDB cancels a visit to the beach because it's ''a little dark.'' Back on the old Don and Mike show Mike always the champion of the trucker, but when he started to actually encounter them on the roads, FDB considered them Satan incarnate. Wonder what'll happen if he ever has to deal with actual black people? Haitians don't count, because he was doing a white guilt charity vacation and they're just another exotic animal to him.
''It's 2015, I thought we'd be more effing evolved.'' So Fat Drunk Baby is implicitly calling the rioters not evolved. Or else it's white people not being evolved that cause the rioters, who are in his Rousseauan view of the world simple children, to riot. Either way, it's racist. Mike O'Meara, racist.
And of course it's always the party line that the looters were from out of town. Fuck Mike O'Meara. Fuck Fatt Rob.
And of course the anti-gun. If there's one thing the Korean storeowners taught us during the LA riots in the 90s, it's that guns are no use against rioters, right?
How many business cards do we think Fat Drunk Baby actually hands out?
''We ARE trained professionals.'' Shure der, boy.
Fatt Rob on the Olsen twins... ''a reverse bidding war to see which one wants the money the most.'' Fine, except their combined net worth is about 300 million dollars. What a brilliant example of the stupidity of this waste of sperm and casseroles.
Then Fat Drunk Baby tells about how he used to call phone sex lines.
Great show, guys. I'll be sure to buy 2 Bonus Show subscriptions.
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