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Robb'd Wrote:
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> I wonder if Mike is on the phone to Oscar now:
>
> Mike: "Just FUCKING turn the FUCKING thing off!"
>
> Oscar: "Turn what off?"
>
> Mike: "THE FUCKING FAN PAGE GODDAMIT!"
>
> Oscar: "It doesn't work that way, Mike."
>
> Mike: "WHAT? FUCK YOU!!!"
>
> hangup.
You know Mike thinks it could all be fixed simply by buying a new laptop
exffx Wrote:
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> Robb'd Wrote:
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> > I wonder if Mike is on the phone to Oscar now:
> >
> > Mike: "Just FUCKING turn the FUCKING thing
> off!"
> >
> > Oscar: "Turn what off?"
> >
> > Mike: "THE FUCKING FAN PAGE GODDAMIT!"
> >
> > Oscar: "It doesn't work that way, Mike."
> >
> > Mike: "WHAT? FUCK YOU!!!"
> >
> > hangup.
>
> Maybe Mike needs to go to the apple store and get
> it fixed?
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Why Do You Care?
>
> Just Landed In Maui.....Mahalo
>
>
> Say La Vee. Aloha
to further confirm the already obvious pre-taping LFF asked O5car to talk about seeing FLOTUS "yesterday" in the first segment - he obviously saw her on Wednesday since they starting talking about it on Thursdays show. Don't get why they just wouldn't say O5car has school so they're taping early.
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TMOS is the Best!
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Date: May 01, 2015 05:32PM
let's make Terry Reck famous. Then we could all be treated to gems like this:
Terry Reck @terryreck ยท 5 Sep 2011
So would a lite version of wikipedia be "wiki-pedialyte"?
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF changed his shirt between recordings. He
> either A) Spilled gravy on it or B) Thought he was
> pulling a fast one on the Klubbers.
B) unless he endured a gravy explosion, he also swapped out his cap.
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF changed his shirt between recordings. He
> either A) Spilled gravy on it or B) Thought he was
> pulling a fast one on the Klubbers.
Hello dere Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> > LFF changed his shirt between recordings. He
> > either A) Spilled gravy on it or B) Thought he
> was
> > pulling a fast one on the Klubbers.
>
> B) unless he endured a gravy explosion, he also
> swapped out his cap.
Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club is a strong contributor here.
> Thanks for the quality screen caps.
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Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot
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Date: May 01, 2015 06:37PM
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> You All Need To Be Here On Maui Wow I Understand I
> Just Missed Donnie G By Couple Weeks. Aloha
> Babies
>
> Photos To Follow
>
> SAY LA VEE. RECOMMEND FLATBREAD COMPANY AWESOME
> PIZZA PIE IN PAIA PRONOUNCED PAH E AH
Sad fuck who was supposed to be busy says what? And when you say weeks you mean days, right? Of course you'd have to actually go to Hawaii to miss him.
I Remember My Old Danish Grandmother When There Would Be A Smoking Party With All The Gentlemen Of My Grandfather's Acquaintance...
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Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot
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Date: May 01, 2015 06:59PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> > Four Hour Club is a strong contributor here.
> > Thanks for the quality screen caps.
>
>
> agreed
Count me in on the agreeance. Noted with interest: a ''radio'' studio with unfinished brick interior walls. Oscar's totally not renting someone's unused, un-airconditioned storage room for a bargain price. Riiiiight. That being said, kudos to Oscar for making it happen and making it work.
Even Fuckwaddle has a home studio, GIFTED to him by the show, Buzz always had a home studio because that's what voice people do, but Fatt Rob? Think of the money and WORK required.
peekza Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> > Why Do You Care?
> >
> > Just Landed In Maui.....Mahalo
> >
> >
> > Say La Vee. Aloha
>
>
> To quote a Klubber, why are you here?
It's so sad. It's not even good trolling. Not a single person believes that this piece of shit is anywhere near the state of Hawaii right now or ever. Just Googling bars and restaurants and posting like he knows about them. It's so fucking pathetic because it smacks of desperation.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 08:27PM by Mike D1.
hahahahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> You guys fucking suck.
>
> I'm never doing screenshots again.
Come on buddy, you know we all loved the shots from the club you posted. Don't be like needy Mike, you're better than that. You know we all liked your effort. I always assumed that you didn't need the validation because you're a regular contributor of quality here.
Just Had Doughnuts On A Stick At TK Bakery In Up Country Makawao A Few Showers So Looking Forward To Going Back To Lahaina And Warmer Weather And A Cold Beer At Hard Rock. Photos To Follow Babies
Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Just Had Doughnuts On A Stick At TK Bakery In Up
> Country Makawao A Few Showers So Looking Forward
> To Going Back To Lahaina And Warmer Weather And A
> Cold Beer At Hard Rock. Photos To Follow Babies
>
> SLV Aloha..Wish You Were Here....
No you didn't, no you aren't and no you won't.
No one here believes a single thing that your pathetic little fingers are typing. Everyone here knows that you're a sad little freak typing with your pants off in a lonely little room somewhere. You're the single worst troll I've ever encountered because you're not even remotely believable, not even for a fleeting second.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 09:40PM by Mike D1.
Listening to DGS today I realized something, Eightt is the Bizzaro Geronimo. He has taken things that Don has done for decades and failed miserably in trying to recreate them.
Don: Makes fun of himself when he closes the door at the end of a show, then has to reopen it to talk some more.
Eightt: Acts like a child if Mike opens or closes the vault at the wrong time.
Don: Stump the Stoop.
Eight: Claims musical knowledge he has been wrong about numerous times.
Don: Soundboard clips, sometimes will have a conversation with a recorded person, timely drop-ins, etc.
Eightt: Tells Mike and Oscar to wait a minute so he can find the thing he wants to play.
Just a few examples, but I have come to the conclusion that Eightt convinced Mike he was just as good as Don, but would let Mike take the lead, which is why Mike claims he will never be without Eightt.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 09:46PM by bubbyman.
Absolutely. He superficially learned from DG, but it doesn't come out right
bubbyman Wrote:
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> Listening to DGS today I realized something,
> Eightt is the Bizzaro Geronimo. He has taken
> things that Don has done for decades and failed
> miserably in trying to recreate them.
>
> Don: Makes fun of himself when he closes the door
> at the end of a show, then has to reopen it to
> talk some more.
> Eightt: Acts like a child if Mike opens or closes
> the vault at the wrong time.
>
> Don: Stump the Stoop.
> Eight: Claims musical knowledge he has been wrong
> about numerous times.
>
> Don: Soundboard clips, sometimes will have a
> conversation with a recorded person, timely
> drop-ins, etc.
> Eightt: Tells Mike and Oscar to wait a minute so
> he can find the thing he wants to play.
>
> Just a few examples, but I have come to the
> conclusion that Eightt convinced Mike he was just
> as good as Don, but would let Mike take the lead,
> which is why Mike claims he will never be without
> Eightt.
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> hahahahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> > You guys fucking suck.
> >
> > I'm never doing screenshots again.
>
>
> Come on buddy, you know we all loved the shots
> from the club you posted. Don't be like needy
> Mike, you're better than that. You know we all
> liked your effort. I always assumed that you
> didn't need the validation because you're a
> regular contributor of quality here.
Anyone posting from inside the Klubb gets a huge thumbs up. It warms the heart that we have enough insiders that nothing goes unnoticed, the more eyes the better. It's a group effort.
hahahahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> WTF!
>
> I busted my ass all day doing these screenshots
> and you thank four hour.
>
> Jeez guys.
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> > Just Had Doughnuts On A Stick At TK Bakery In
> Up
> > Country Makawao A Few Showers So Looking
> Forward
> > To Going Back To Lahaina And Warmer Weather And
> A
> > Cold Beer At Hard Rock. Photos To Follow Babies
> >
> > SLV Aloha..Wish You Were Here....
>
>
> No you didn't, no you aren't and no you won't.
>
> No one here believes a single thing that your
> pathetic little fingers are typing. Everyone here
> knows that you're a sad little freak typing with
> your pants off in a lonely little room somewhere.
> You're the single worst troll I've ever
> encountered because you're not even remotely
> believable, not even for a fleeting second.
Incredible that FDB changed his shirt (and hat, which disproves the gravy theory) for the 2nd show, not thinking about the fact that the other guys didn't.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 11:47PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Incredible that FDB changed his shirt (and hat,
> which disproves the gravy theory) for the 2nd
> show, not thinking about the fact that the other
> guys didn't.
So in two weeks, when Oscar has Friday school again, Mike will have to force the others to bring a change of clothes in to work. He's tried to hold the illusion this long, he won't give up now. A truly moronic fight with no one, because who really cares? The thing for us, and apparently the klubbers too at this point, is his transparency claim that never quite works out.
Really though, Mike claims to want everyone to pay attention but can't remember that they told us at the beginning that Oscar has school every other Friday. Now he can't even admit the truth because he's committed to the illusion.
Mike D1 Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Why Do You Care?
> > >
> > > Just Landed In Maui.....Mahalo
> > >
> > >
> > > Say La Vee. Aloha
> >
> >
> > To quote a Klubber, why are you here?
>
> It's so sad. It's not even good trolling. Not a
> single person believes that this piece of shit is
> anywhere near the state of Hawaii right now or
> ever. Just Googling bars and restaurants and
> posting like he knows about them. It's so fucking
> pathetic because it smacks of desperation.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Incredible that FDB changed his shirt (and hat,
> which disproves the gravy theory) for the 2nd
> show, not thinking about the fact that the other
> guys didn't.
They recorded 2 shows on Thursday and FDB changed his shirt to appear like it was a different day? Some klubber wasted his minimum wage earning time to hang out on u-stream and made a butthurt FB post?
So the klubbers are starting to realize that the LFF is a lying piece of shit...
Klubbers are "shocked" that Mike wasn't up front with them. Got news for you klubbers. Their "shtick" isn't an act. Now do you "get it?" I mean, really "get it?"
I just got it. Mike is just trying a different tactic to get to 20%. If you insult enough people to lower your fan base then the percentage would go up right? If you have 100 listeners but only 2 buying bonus content you could either pander to 98 of them or just get 90 to stop listening. It's a gamble but I don't have a degree from AU so what do I know.
Got it Wrote:
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> I just got it. Mike is just trying a different
> tactic to get to 20%. If you insult enough people
> to lower your fan base then the percentage would
> go up right? If you have 100 listeners but only 2
> buying bonus content you could either pander to 98
> of them or just get 90 to stop listening. It's a
> gamble but I don't have a degree from AU so what
> do I know.
Holy shit! I think you are right. I never thought about it like that. I assumed the krew wanted to grow the pool of $. Where maybe they just want 100% of the listeners to also be subscribers.
Got it Wrote:
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> I just got it. Mike is just trying a different
> tactic to get to 20%. If you insult enough people
> to lower your fan base then the percentage would
> go up right? If you have 100 listeners but only 2
> buying bonus content you could either pander to 98
> of them or just get 90 to stop listening. It's a
> gamble but I don't have a degree from AU so what
> do I know.
Perhaps Mike will find a way to edit a shot of him holding up the Friday edition of the local newspaper into the taping on Thursday in order to double down on the lie.............nah...too much work.
Maybe the talented FFXU editing dept can whip up a screenshot of the same so we can all have a laugh.
To hahahahahahahahaha: Your contributions are invaluable, and help make this thread awesome and hilarious! Please continue, and Thank You for all your work.
Also to the warriors who listen/watch the show and post here, I wouldn't know what goes on at all without you. Thank You.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Incredible that FDB changed his shirt (and hat,
> which disproves the gravy theory) for the 2nd
> show, not thinking about the fact that the other
> guys didn't.
Hahaha and thanks to Mike, as always, for the inadvertent entertainment.
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> hahahahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> > Ok, sorry for the initial anger.
>
>
> You is smart, you is kind, you is important.
hahahahahahahahaha Wrote:
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> Ok, sorry for the initial anger.
Hey I sincerely appreciate you dude. You have provides a valuable and regular service for so long, I think many of us take it for granted at this point. We shouldn't, thanks again and please, carry on!
I don't understand why klubbers tolerate all of the ethnic/racial slurs.
Because they're funny? How is playing stale stereotypical music on cue funny?
Because the crew doesn't believe all their racist comments? All of Mike's golfing buddies probably don't believe their "picking cotton" comments, either. They're just repeating a joke with a punchline that works because of racial stereotypes. There's no malice involved; they just assume their buddies 'get' their humor, also.
Lastly, Mike is not an equal opportunity offender. Although he makes fun of certain black celebrities, he avoids generic black humor. Probably because of Greaseman getting fired. Probably because he is scared shitless of blacks.
Like it or not, at least his old partner Don had voices for all racial stereotypes
Stand up to hate, Klubbers! Call Mike on his hypocrisy.
And don't get me started on his misogyny. If anyone talked about female co-workers like Mike does, they'd be fired in an instant.
I believe the demo of the klub is middle to late aged fat white people. People that work a shitty job, support the police, think soldiers are heroes, and believe in 'merica FUCK YEAH.
jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I believe the demo of the klub is middle to late
> aged fat white people. People that work a shitty
> job, support the police, think soldiers are
> heroes, and believe in 'merica FUCK YEAH.
>
> To them racist humor is funny.
Mike is a huge fat lib that probably agrees with you. Doesn't really make sense. I think most people who aren't America hating, white guilt, losers would have been driven away by now.
Just thought of something. Mom-mo's Day is a week from tomorrow. Where are the TMOS Proflowers reads? No Sherry's Berries ads? Guess they weren't smart enough to partner with the failcast the way that Audible did. Oh, wait. When was the last time they read an Audible commercial? I wonder if it's LFF giving up on the affiliates because they didn't try harder, or the affiliates dumping the krewe for lackluster sales.
Larry K. Wrote:
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> Just thought of something. Mom-mo's Day is a week
> from tomorrow. Where are the TMOS Proflowers
> reads? No Sherry's Berries ads? Guess they weren't
> smart enough to partner with the failcast the way
> that Audible did. Oh, wait. When was the last time
> they read an Audible commercial? I wonder if it's
> LFF giving up on the affiliates because they
> didn't try harder, or the affiliates dumping the
> krewe for lackluster sales.
Wow, is this Jhops checking in? Or someone else who doesn't listen to the show-wo-wo? They did a Sherry's Berries ad on Friday/Thursday, all about how they fight over them when they arrive in the studio. When we all know they're going to the condo in Del Boca Vista, Manassass South.
exffx Wrote:
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> BOAD gave away a 70inch tv. When will TMOS have
> their bonus subsriber raffle?
I wouldn't be surprised if LOLscar pitched the idea to LFF and Fatt Rob and they thought the Failcast was above such a thing. Also, I wonder if BOAD really came out ahead in the deal. It didn't sound like the prizes were provided by a sponsor.
The same idiots who applaud Mike and Rob(b) for their concern about poor black people in Baltimore also appreciate references to Chinamen, Stink Food, Nazi humor and the playing of the "appropriate" ethnic music with such comments.
Racisty Racisty Wrote:
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> The same idiots who applaud Mike and Rob(b) for
> their concern about poor black people in Baltimore
> also appreciate references to Chinamen, Stink
> Food, Nazi humor and the playing of the
> "appropriate" ethnic music with such comments.
That's what bugs me about Mike and Robb; they say Stink Food, Chinamen and call every black guy "Suge Night" with fear in their voice then they're moved to tears over the plight of poor Baltimore. They're hippo-crits.
In one of his tirades against Facebook racists mike was pissed because people were saying he had all these concerns and no solutions. He fires back that being "concerned IS a solution". That we should all think about what it feels to be the "other half". We ARE the other half! And the last thing we're concerned with is wasting my money on a bonus package.
peekza Wrote:
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> when was the last time we went a week without
> hearing Uptown Funk? Sometimes twice a week
The other one is "Shut Up and Dance With Me" by Walk The Moon. He plays that one at least 4 times a week.
Racisty Racisty Wrote:
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> The same idiots who applaud Mike and Rob(b) for
> their concern about poor black people in Baltimore
> also appreciate references to Chinamen, Stink
> Food, Nazi humor and the playing of the
> "appropriate" ethnic music with such comments.
Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Car;s" donnt wrry aboot mothrs day - nike hass it
> cvered ------ -- mor e cammmerin hugghes foor me
> !!
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
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> > BOAD gave away a 70inch tv. When will TMOS have
> > their bonus subsriber raffle?
>
> I wouldn't be surprised if LOLscar pitched the
> idea to LFF and Fatt Rob and they thought the
> Failcast was above such a thing. Also, I wonder if
> BOAD really came out ahead in the deal. It didn't
> sound like the prizes were provided by a sponsor.
peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> > exffx Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > BOAD gave away a 70inch tv. When will TMOS
> have
> > > their bonus subsriber raffle?
> >
> > I wouldn't be surprised if LOLscar pitched the
> > idea to LFF and Fatt Rob and they thought the
> > Failcast was above such a thing. Also, I wonder
> if
> > BOAD really came out ahead in the deal. It
> didn't
> > sound like the prizes were provided by a
> sponsor.
>
>
>
> That's a bingo
Can you IMAGINE the WORK involved in giving away a TV? Never going to happen. Now, stealing a snow-blower is another matter entirely. Or two cases of wine, which is the ADMITTED count we're up to. The actual count, who knows?
Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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>
>
> Can you IMAGINE the WORK involved in giving away a
> TV? Never going to happen. Now, stealing a
> snow-blower is another matter entirely. Or two
> cases of wine, which is the ADMITTED count we're
> up to. The actual count, who knows?
Hey, your flight gets cancelled, Mike drinks your wine yo...The Game is the Game
Mike D1 Human-Poop Riot Wrote:
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> Larry K. Wrote:
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> > Just thought of something. Mom-mo's Day is a
> week
> > from tomorrow. Where are the TMOS Proflowers
> > reads? No Sherry's Berries ads? Guess they
> weren't
> > smart enough to partner with the failcast the
> way
> > that Audible did. Oh, wait. When was the last
> time
> > they read an Audible commercial? I wonder if
> it's
> > LFF giving up on the affiliates because they
> > didn't try harder, or the affiliates dumping
> the
> > krewe for lackluster sales.
>
> Wow, is this Jhops checking in? Or someone else
> who doesn't listen to the show-wo-wo? They did a
> Sherry's Berries ad on Friday/Thursday, all about
> how they fight over them when they arrive in the
> studio. When we all know they're going to the
> condo in Del Boca Vista, Manassass South.
Ouch. I admit I'm a couple of days behind on the failcast, but there's no need to resort to that kind of language. I stand corrected. Seems like in previous years they started the mother's day ads much earlier than the week before though.
What A Race; Had A G On The Winner, Just Missed The Exacta With Bafferts Other Horse. Watched The Race At Dollie's The Place Was Amazing. Hope You All Hit With Your Bets Too....Off To Whalers Village For Some Early Shopping..
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > When the kid curses genetics, he will be right
>
>
> Glad you edited this, whatever you put last night
> made no sense. I thought you were drunk or had a
> seizure.