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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:26PM

Hey peekza, you're white aren't you? Asking for a friend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:52PM

592...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:07PM

and as an added bonus...fuck me...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:13PM

This is great! No one suspects I've hijacked this asshole's handle!

Given my druthers I'd fuck the graduate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:41PM

Then again, I'd fuck anyone or anything. But no one ever wants to fuck ME. Mom doesn't count.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:01AM

Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts Wrote:
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> Given my druthers I'd fuck the graduate.


yeah, looks like Catherine's O'Meara genes have caught up to her...She has Miked on a couple of pounds since Sprang Break
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:03AM

On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as bad as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:06AM

Maybe Oskar thinks (or knows) his newly minted MBA will give him an opportunity with either his pro football/Harvard Business grad buddy or his tech boyfriend, and is riding out the failcast until then. If that's the case, it's only another year or so, and I can see O deciding to bite his tongue and count down the days.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:26AM

peekza Wrote:
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> On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as bad
> as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...


holy fuck!

a man (not really) posting about two other mens hairlines

your father would be so proud of you

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LOL1 Lol1 ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:32AM

Fat early life arms???? Bad sign. Need to get Carla's surgeon on them. You can suck it out and make her boobs bigger!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:34AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> bad
> > as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...
>
>
> holy fuck!
>
> a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> hairlines
>
> your father would be so proud of you

holy fuck!

a man (not really) posting about what other men post.

your father would be so proud of you

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RWS, Sr. ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:39AM

Mike's bowling shirt is truly slimming. (I mean this) I wonder what it would look like if he tucked in in over center, as opposed tp two or three inched off center.

If Carla were not sporting fake boobs, she would look like the older sister by only a couple of years. Good job landing her, Mike!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:43AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> -----
> > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> bad
> > as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...
>
>
> holy fuck!
>
> a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> hairlines
>
> your father would be so proud of you


My father thinks Mike is washed up and Robb is a useless hack, so he would probably be OK with it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:44AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Larry K. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> > bad
> > > as Robb's was before he had to start
> shaving...
> >
> >
> > holy fuck!
> >
> > a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> > hairlines
> >
> > your father would be so proud of you
>
> holy fuck!
>
> a man (not really) posting about what other men
> post.
>
> your father would be so proud of you

Hey Irony

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:47AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> bad
> > as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...
>
>
> holy fuck!
>
> a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> hairlines
>
> your father would be so proud of you


And your father would be proud of you for posting under other poster's names, I'm sure.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:50AM

RWS, Sr. Wrote:
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> Mike's bowling shirt is truly slimming. (I mean
> this) I wonder what it would look like if he
> tucked in in over center, as opposed tp two or
> three inched off center.
>
> If Carla were not sporting fake boobs, she would
> look like the older sister by only a couple of
> years. Good job landing her, Mike!


The girdle he's wearing always pushes his shirt left and I believe Carla has put on a pound or two and that is the reason her boobs look bigger

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:52AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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>
>
> And your father would be proud of you for posting
> under other poster's names, I'm sure.


ahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgia Jones ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:02AM

peekza Wrote:

I believe Carla has put on a pound or two
> and that is the reason her boobs look bigger

I was thinking the same thing, she looks significantly thicker. Think she enjoyed her time with the old boss while Mike was in traffic?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bowling for Blobb ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:05AM

Let's bowl!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Missedyou ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:24AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> bad
> > as Robb's was before he had to start shaving...
>
>
> holy fuck!
>
> a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> hairlines
>
> your father would be so proud of you


Hi Code Guy!

It's been almost a whole day without you posting here. We were starting to miss you. There's really no point posting under other people's names. Your retarded sentence structure and grammar always lets us know when it's you. Sweet dreams, code guy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1-O'Meara Show Fan Faggot ()
Date: May 30, 2015 03:07AM

Hi guys,

Looking for anonymous butt action this weekend. PM me.

Thanks,

Mike D1

p.s. I'm serious. I really like butt action.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: May 30, 2015 07:57AM

Cary: You guys have hit on the backstory of Robb's favored wardrobe. Don and Mike bought a couple gross of those black and white bowling shirts back in the day, and would have their logo put on a bunch of them when they wanted more available as contest prizes or listener giveaways. Robb scurried home with the unadorned ones when the show's run was ending. After he eBayed the smaller sizes, I'd say he has about 3 dozen.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2015 07:57AM by Cary and Carla.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Family Feeder ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:03AM

Carla looks tired and rough. She must be really stressed out. I imagine she is raising Jr. as a single mom essentially. Mike sucks. So depressing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:14AM

Mike is wrecking Carla the way he's wrecked his radio career. Those 12 ounce curls at the Tiki Hut aren't helping. Her mom provides some hope. Hopefully after all of this she will rebound back and hit the market again in fine form.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:22AM

yawn.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:33AM

Mikey Gervaise O'Meara Wrote:
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> Jealous Mike essentially calls Oscar an expendable
> liar with limited talent. He knows better than to
> bully Oscar to the same degree as "kindly old
> Buzz." He knows Oscar could eat his lunch.

> To his credit, Mike pays Oscar the ultimate
> compliment when he said, "You're not like me."


This is how Mike treats his co-workers.

Can't you just see him alone in a rocking chair in front of a dead microphone pounding the arms of the chair and shouting to no one "I'm not like you!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ahem ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:36AM

"Can't you just see him alone in a rocking chair in front of a dead microphone pounding the arms of the chair and shouting to no one "I'm not like you!"

Given how much he's alienated his own fans, that's essentially what he's doing now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:47AM

I suggest everybody contact the LPS's father about the ESD. The slides you'll get are wonderful

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 30, 2015 09:09AM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> Larry K. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On a side note, Mike's hairline is almost as
> > bad
> > > as Robb's was before he had to start
> shaving...
> >
> >
> > holy fuck!
> >
> > a man (not really) posting about two other mens
> > hairlines
> >
> > your father would be so proud of you
>
>
> And your father would be proud of you for posting
> under other poster's names, I'm sure.


Doesn't know who his father is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 30, 2015 09:39AM

I like to fuss over photos of young women and point out their flaws. It helps me maintain this sad illusion.

In real life, women think I'm repulsive.

Except for Mom. She can overlook my physical imperfections and see the beauty of my soul.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Scorched Earth ()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:35AM

It's a sad measure of Mike's "professionalism" that he would threaten to blow up his relationship with Oscar if Oscar pursued a better opportunity. You know what a true professional would say? "Congratulations! Best of luck!"

Unfortunately Mike's way of being "the bigger man" is to just get bigger.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GATTACA ()
Date: May 30, 2015 11:17AM

For your reading pleasure...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Derrr ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:16PM

Gotta love the logic that if the petty, petulant LFF really had an issue he would of course address it off the air. He wouldn't pick fights over space shuttles and try to compare degrees on the sir. Why never!

If Oscar is smart he would have left 3-4 years ago. Sounds like he is at least headed in that direction if BOAD actually has a goal to get back on the air and have at least had some solid talks to do so.

The best TMOS show is gonna be the one after LFF finds out Oscar is leaving. It's gonna make buzz look like a walk in the park since LFF will have to deal with the fact that Oscar actually got a real radio job and is back on the air for a living and he's doomed to talk like an old southern woman and attack his own dwindling fanbase.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:23PM

Marcus sounds like us.

Welcome here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 0Oh The Humanity ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:25PM

Thanks GATTACA. Good stuff. Of course the Klubbers think the tension with Oscar is just a bit. How fucking delusional can you get. I suppose when the Failcast shuts down they will think it's a bit as well.
I did like the Give-A-Fuck-Ometer, so theres that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:25PM

That some people still think it's all an act is amaaaaazing! I like Eightt's face in the screenshot. It says, "Awkwardddd"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Klub Lover ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:56PM

Gotta love the klubbers.

I recall seeing Beth Hoyle on an episode of Cops. She was pleading with the cops not to arrest her better half.

The others rationalize Mike's tirades as bits. Just three guys busting balls.

It used to be FOUR guys busting balls. Remember those great bits when Mike verbally sodomized Buzz for having differing opinions? Then he pretended to quit? Good stuff.

I loved the bit where they "promoted" Weight Not. Robb really committed to the bit, losing 100 lbs, then re-gaining 150.

The klubbers really commit to bits, also, judging by the way they "react" to any criticism of Dear Leader. They almost had me fooled, with all the good natured ball busting.

The TMOS Klub is more or less Scientology for losers on a budget.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 30, 2015 12:58PM

HOLY SHIT
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maybe I don't "get it." ()
Date: May 30, 2015 01:20PM

It's all a bit? It's reality tv? So Buzz and Mike are still buds? So Ronic didn't go out and start RELM? Mike didn't sell his house because he could no longer afford it?

It's not an act, klubbers. The disintegration of the show and fan base over the years is real.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Genius Comedian ()
Date: May 30, 2015 01:54PM

Where was Mike's comic genius evident in the Paul Shaffer vignette? I defy anyone to point out the funny in that abortion. Mike opted to replace show prep with riffing, and without the usual laugh track, it was cricket city.

When Mike interrupted Robb's jackoff-a-thon to Letterman with the reference to the dead cop, was that a comedic homage to the Casey Kasem - dead puppy song request?

Honestly, the only "comedy" bits close to funny in recent weeks have been the amateur promo ads for their stupid app. Indian Robb and Oscar: NOW I'm laughing.

And the Mail Bag infomercials really suck, too. I give Oscar a C-minus for that class project.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: May 30, 2015 01:59PM

What the hell is happening to this place? So many pissy infighting posts, can't we just concentrate on how shitty the failcast is? Isn't that enough?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:25PM

The clown make up thing was particularly funny...I could paint my dick up with funny hair and a red nose but underneath it all, it's still a dick...
there's a joke in there somewhere. ..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PpFUw ()
Date: May 30, 2015 04:45PM

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> What the hell is happening to this place? So many
> pissy infighting posts, can't we just concentrate
> on how shitty the failcast is? Isn't that enough?

Short answer, no. Not until we get rid of anyone who points out Mike's racist fear of going to a beach that has black people, by accusing them of being scared of blacks, and fat and white.

Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 30, 2015 09:39AM

I like to fuss over photos of young women and point out their flaws. It helps me maintain this sad illusion.

In real life, women think I'm repulsive.

Except for Mom. She can overlook my physical imperfections and see the beauty of my soul.

Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:26PM

Hey peekza, you're white aren't you? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:41PM

Then again, I'd fuck anyone or anything. But no one ever wants to fuck ME. Mom doesn't count.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PpFUw ()
Date: May 30, 2015 05:41PM

And there's this:

I like to pick fights here because I can pretend that I'm a real tough guy. But the truth is I'm just a fat little white man.

Do you know what happened the last time I called a black man "nigger" to his face?

Absolutely nothing. Because it would never happen. If I see a black person at Walmart I have to wait in the car until they leave.

I'm not just afraid of my own shadow, I can't even stand up to my own mother/roommate.

But I'm brave here. You're my only friends.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law ()
Date: May 30, 2015 05:54PM

This dumbass bitches about spelling and grammar but trips over "disc jockey":

Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts Wrote:
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> Mike D1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
>
> > > And you don't need to honor an NDA if talks
> > > weren't still going on.
> >
> > You are correct.
>
> Unless you've seen the NDA you have no way of
> knowing that that is correct. Since you're
> agreeing with Fuckwaddle, who certainly hasn't
> seen it, you are essentially taking legal advice
> from a former disk jockey.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PpFUw ()
Date: May 30, 2015 05:58PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The clown make up thing was particularly funny...I
> could paint my dick up with funny hair and a red
> nose but underneath it all, it's still a dick...
> there's a joke in there somewhere. ..


You might have a dick in there but no one's seen it. Your mom doesn't count.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law [sic] ()
Date: May 30, 2015 06:00PM

Actually, turned out I was totally wrong. He never complained about spelling or grammar.

God, I am such a stinky pussy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 06:11PM

Well Mike, at least I can see my dick and that's all that matters. ..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spic Food Redux? ()
Date: May 30, 2015 06:18PM

Did anyone else catch it on Friday's show when they were talking about strange names and the name Londynne came up? Mike started to make a joke about it in an Amos and Andy kind of black voice, before stopping himself and saying, "No, I'm not gonna go there". Wonder how the plan to stop racist jokes on the golf course is going?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Balls-Deep in a 3Way ()
Date: May 30, 2015 06:54PM

Hi, Uncle Dad!

- Londynne

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry ()
Date: May 30, 2015 07:21PM

Muphry's Law [sic] Wrote:
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> Actually, turned out I was totally wrong. He
> never complained about spelling or grammar.
>
> God, I am such a stinky pussy.


I was waiting for someone to say that poster spelled Murphy wrong.

The "sic" isn't needed in your post. That poster spelled it right. There's Murphy's law and Muphry's law. Two different things. Google is your friend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: the Real SlapNutz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 07:51PM

PpFUw Wrote:
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> And there's this:
>
> I like to pick fights here because I can pretend
> that I'm a real tough guy. But the truth is I'm
> just a fat little white man.
>
> Do you know what happened the last time I called a
> black man "nigger" to his face?
>
> Absolutely nothing. Because it would never happen.
> If I see a black person at Walmart I have to wait
> in the car until they leave.
>
> I'm not just afraid of my own shadow, I can't even
> stand up to my own mother/roommate.
>
> But I'm brave here. You're my only friends.


Mike? Sounds like Mike after a little too much drinky-drink.

Listen, Mike, Oscar's right. Let it go, leave us along and go ban some klubbers. You have more talent in your left nut than everyone on this board and this jealously is unbecoming.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: UWY3y ()
Date: May 30, 2015 07:54PM

Shrekky Spewwwak Wrote:
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> Not only was LFF being a full-blown dick to Oscar
> and bleeding with jealousy when ranting about the
> BOAD job offer (and Oscar not discussing it due to
> a non-disclosure agreement), but the fat fuck was
> so cowardly about it that he couldn't look Oscar
> in the eye when addressing him.

In all fairness, when one eye's lazy and the other one looks stroked out , it's tough to be sure where the Fat Fuck is looking.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:07PM

After a year of Mike complaining about the entitled humps that ruin his winters in Florida, he had now decided to summer in Maine. See the important diffidence here is that Mike lives in FL, and leaves for the summer, while those humps live somewhere else and invade his space in the winter. It all makes sense if you kill enough brain cells.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: thats different - ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:30PM

That's different - he's FROM Maine.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh, that's right! ()
Date: May 30, 2015 08:43PM

thats different - Wrote:
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> That's different - he's FROM Maine.


That's right, and he's FROM Boston and he's FROM Connecticut and he's FROM VIRGINIA and he's from NEW YORK CITY. You probably forgot about the last one because while he hates to mention it and avoids doing so at all costs, he was in NYC on 9/11.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 09:58PM

He held a baby gorilla!

It's way inside I know. ...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 30, 2015 10:02PM

The "Nature vs Nurture" debate is irrelevant one when it comes to Mike Jr. He is screwed either way. He doesn't even have a chance, the poor little guy. At least the owners of some third-rate Florida carnival won't have to worry about staffing the Tilt-a-Whirl 18 years from now.

Damn genetics!
Damn environment!
Damn entitled riders thinking they are better than me!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/31/2015 11:33AM by My finger smells like funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:24PM

Poor King...

Never to know the gilded life his half sisters knew. At least Laura got out when she still had some fuck on. Married successful just in time. Movin' on...
Carla's gettin her food on..and drink. Puffy drunk body...sad

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Comedic Genius ()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:32PM

I guess this means Mike's shitty immitations are also "comedic genius" and we don't "get it." Seems to me quite a stretch that these idiots are doing some sort of meta-radio act or performance art. Rob(b) thinks Sherwood Schwartz is the height of comedic innovation, for Christ's sake. Ever think they just suck?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:41PM

Yeah...Sherwood Schwartz, he blew away Seinfeld and Friends....I dunno 3and a half men...I guess that I don't get it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WTF WTF WTF ()
Date: May 30, 2015 10:58PM

Did some one actually say "Genius" here or on the TMOS webpage?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law [sic] ()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:45AM

Muphry Wrote:
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> Muphry's Law [sic] Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actually, turned out I was totally wrong. He
> > never complained about spelling or grammar.
> >
> > God, I am such a stinky pussy.
>
>
> I was waiting for someone to say that poster
> spelled Murphy wrong.
>
> The "sic" isn't needed in your post. That poster
> spelled it right. There's Murphy's law and
> Muphry's law. Two different things. Google is your
> friend.

A. Yes, I've known about that for years;

B. ''[sic]'' is neither a criticism nor a correction:

''The Latin adverb sic ("thus"; in full: sic erat scriptum, "thus was it written")[1] inserted immediately after a quoted word or passage, indicates that the quoted matter has been transcribed exactly as found in the source text, complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling, surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription'';

C. I was wondering how long it would be until some douche posted something like you did; and

D. Who's Mommy's stinky widdle pwussy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law [sic] ()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:51AM

Damn genetics! I knew I'd forget something.

D. Saying ''Google is your friend'' is SUPER-DUPER GAY with a capital GAY. It's the ''meh'' of the 21st century and should be similarly eschewed.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law [sic] ()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:52AM

''E. '' Damn genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tryagainn ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:10AM

Muphry's Law [sic] Wrote:
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> Muphry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Muphry's Law [sic] Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Actually, turned out I was totally wrong. He
> > > never complained about spelling or grammar.
> > >
> > > God, I am such a stinky pussy.
> >
> >
> > I was waiting for someone to say that poster
> > spelled Murphy wrong.
> >
> > The "sic" isn't needed in your post. That
> poster
> > spelled it right. There's Murphy's law and
> > Muphry's law. Two different things. Google is
> your
> > friend.
>
> A. Yes, I've known about that for years;
>
> B. ''[sic]'' is neither a criticism nor a
> correction:
>
> ''The Latin adverb sic ("thus"; in full: sic erat
> scriptum, "thus was it written")[1] inserted
> immediately after a quoted word or passage,
> indicates that the quoted matter has been
> transcribed exactly as found in the source text,
> complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling,
> surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other
> matter that might otherwise be taken as an error
> of transcription'';
>
> C. I was wondering how long it would be until some
> douche posted something like you did; and
>
> D. Who's Mommy's stinky widdle pwussy?


Did you read the definition you copy and pasted? "complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling, surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription". How do you post that definition and then claim sic isn't used as a correction or criticism? It absolutely is used to point out an error in something you are quoting.

Here, let's quote the grammarbook,


"Using [sic] Properly

Sic is a Latin term meaning “thus.” It is used to indicate that something incorrectly written is intentionally being left as it was in the original. Sic is usually italicized and always surrounded by brackets to indicate that it was not part of the original. Place [sic] right after the error.

Example: She wrote, “They made there [sic] beds.”

So either you didnt know what sic meant or you are spinning it to make it seem like you didn't fuck up.

Saying something is like "the meh of the 21st century" is the the real meh of the 21st century. Keep overusing that phrase. Maybe you should put a "sic" after it next time since you have no idea what it meann anyways.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza's smelly hamster ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:44AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Is it possible to achieve an apex higher than The
> Don and Mike Show???


Nope. They are the best.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: May 31, 2015 07:01AM

^ Carla: I can't speak for Janet, but would that it were so.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: May 31, 2015 10:44AM

Although the hot grammar talk is engaging and meaningful, the women in that graduation picture were looking rough

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 31, 2015 11:33AM

'Specially the one in the blue shirt. ..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I-Ronic ()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:01PM

Wouldn't it be something if Mike left Carla over her weight?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 31, 2015 12:04PM

That would be somethin', really would be somethin', meet you in the fallin' rain mama...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muphry's Law [sic] ()
Date: May 31, 2015 01:15PM

''...or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription'' like...

''Muphry's Law'' hence the [sic]. If you really want to pursue the perpetration of pedantry, pendejo, you should go after the original poster for not using it.

Now be a lamb and go fuck a bunny rabbit, bless your heart.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Grammar ()
Date: May 31, 2015 01:26PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Although the hot grammar talk is engaging and
> meaningful, the women in that graduation picture
> were looking rough


If I had a shot at Carla's split infinitive, I guarantee you my participle wouldn't be dangling.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:04PM

It looks like Mr. T and his army of alter egos need to cut down on the meth.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan Since 106.7 ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:48PM

peekza Wrote:
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> 592...Semper Fat


Geez, get off Mike's back! The guy poses with his 3 lovely daughters and takes crap for it. At least he's involved and participating. And if they're getting a little stout what do you expect? Damn genetics. The blonde one in blue looks especially like Dad. Or is that grandpa? Either way, she definitely inherited the beefy O'Meara arms and barrel chest.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Don Draper ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:58PM

Just heard Carla has scored an endorsement deal. Congrats!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewakian Theory of Evolution ()
Date: May 31, 2015 03:10PM

peekza Wrote:
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> and as an added bonus...fuck me...


Please, Peekza, submit that classic "Three Generations of Spewak" photo to this web site. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

It's beyond words.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike is a Kunt ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:21PM

Speaking philosophically, what has Mike O'Meara ever brought to any media that was in ANY way new or innovative? Personally, I think he's a dick but if someone, anyone can give me even one example of something that he has done that is even remotely new, I'll stand up and applaud.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:46PM

Mike is a Kunt Wrote:
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> Speaking philosophically, what has Mike O'Meara
> ever brought to any media that was in ANY way new
> or innovative? Personally, I think he's a dick but
> if someone, anyone can give me even one example of
> something that he has done that is even remotely
> new, I'll stand up and applaud.

Went head-to-head with the Virginia ABC and beat them by shutting his restaurant down.

Unplanned Drunken Karaoke.

Not showing up for a show because he couldn't walk downstairs; he's that badass, like a cop, like a soldier.

PhD level geometrician.

Pioneered a new customer-service model, ''Fuck off''.

Developed Buy-Two-Get-None-Free marketing.

Pioneer of the Annoying Buzzer Sound Effect.

Unprecedented success levels, to the point where he can ''feed his family'' 1500 dollars at a time.

Has purchased more Sleep Number Beds than any other celebrity.

Invented turning the car around when he finds out black people are going to be somewhere.

Welcome on any stranger's lawn at 5 in the morning.

Master of the Slow Blues.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 31, 2015 05:05PM

Funny stuff mang!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: May 31, 2015 05:34PM

So this just in, the free Kappy ride may be ending. RELM had started a gofundme for equipment and advertising. Kappy used to stay at Buzz's house when she was in town, so If she's not willing to put out the cash for him, how much longer does Mike have?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: May 31, 2015 05:42PM

Kappy stayed with Buzz because she preferred that to staying in a hotel. I thought you listened...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 31, 2015 05:56PM

Don't forget inventor of "The Four Beer Interview"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 31, 2015 06:15PM

Master of knee-out-fu school of self-defense.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:35PM

Has a sailor's knowledge of motorcycle tie-down knot tying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb'd ()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:36PM

Has, again, a sailor's knowledge of sand bar avoidance.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:59PM

Just looked at the graduation picture again. Did Jarla put on the freshmen 15 for Catherine?

Wow...I mean wow, I know America is fat, but dear god...wow

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 31, 2015 08:29PM

That's what you look like when you go to the bar at 10am and leave junior with the dog.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Richard Simmons ()
Date: May 31, 2015 08:35PM

What the hell is in the water in Fort Myers?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: May 31, 2015 09:10PM

Living with LFF puts the years on you faster than two terms in the oval office.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 31, 2015 09:12PM

You guys! Mike doesn't like BS. Oh-KAY?! You can be late on your power bill and call the late fee a "deposit" the company requires. You can air pre-taped shows and interviews, not tell people about it, and claim that you're transparent. You can even pretend it's YOUR choice not to be part of a business that doesn't want you. But God dammit, there will be no BS!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jhops's Mike D1 Filled Shorts ()
Date: May 31, 2015 09:13PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Just looked at the graduation picture again. Did
> Jarla put on the freshmen 15 for Catherine?
>
> Wow...I mean wow, I know America is fat, but dear
> god...wow

Fuck yeah, I compared it to your picture and... oh wait, no I didn't, because I COULDN'T, the only record we have of you is your abortive talkpod appearance. Still, I expect that having all that jizz pumped up your rectum has to take its toll on the ole figuroonie.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Weight Yes ()
Date: May 31, 2015 09:26PM

Seems to me Mike has exactly what he wants. A dispirited wife with no job who won't leave his side and who doesn't expect him not to drink. Of course, there's a price to pay for such promises. When you ask someone to stop giving a fuck, they just might.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: May 31, 2015 10:12PM

Carla: Mike's beach TV.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 31, 2015 10:59PM

Gravy in the water.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 31, 2015 11:58PM

Don Draper Wrote:
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> Just heard Carla has scored an endorsement deal.
> Congrats!


yeeessssiiIRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 01, 2015 12:21AM

Mike is a Kunt Wrote:
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> Speaking philosophically, what has Mike O'Meara
> ever brought to any media that was in ANY way new
> or innovative? Personally, I think he's a dick but
> if someone, anyone can give me even one example of
> something that he has done that is even remotely
> new, I'll stand up and applaud.


I've never seen a host look at photos on their fans facebook pages and try to determine if they had a legit reason about not being able to afford the Bogus show....That has got to be a first

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 01, 2015 12:21AM

Spewakian Theory of Evolution Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and as an added bonus...fuck me...
>
>
> Please, Peekza, submit that classic "Three
> Generations of Spewak" photo to this web site.
> http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
>
> It's beyond words.


Done

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: June 01, 2015 12:22AM

GATTACA Wrote:
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> For your reading pleasure...


nice work, to all who post Klubb Kaps

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