Translation of this Spewak Facebook post:
Hi Grandma. Sorry you’re dead. We miss you, I guess. Kinda. And I suppose it’s what I ought to say, being it's the anniversary of your death. But mostly I want to use this public forum not to say what kind of a person you were nor the impact you had on our family, but to say how great my kids are. You know, the two we feed nothing but crap food. Yeah, those two. Actually, I’ve pretty much forgotten you but that’s inconsequential to this post. The point is that my kids are great and by golly I need to remind the Robb Mobb of that. There, that should help the kids' self-esteem issues. Oh and please don’t get mad that I wrote five times as much (and with much more passion) here on Facebook about Elvis on the anniversary of his death. But he meant so much more to me. After all, I never got boners for you the way I got them for Elvis. Still do. You understand, right?
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