Mike D1 Wrote:
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> I'll never understand it either. They cling to
> radio like it's still a viable option. Fuck radio.
> If you're going to be a podcaster then be a
> fucking podcaster and do shit any way you want.
> Adhering to these antiquated radio habits is just
> another pathetic aspect of this shitcast. They're
> too stupid to see the value of a good
> discussion/argument/picking on someone. But what
> it really boils down to is that Mike is truly a
> Lazy fuck and wants gobs of money with as little
> actual effort as possible on his part.

It's like they're on Netflix but desperately want to be on Broadcast.

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike Salmontrout Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does.
> Sure,
> > Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a lot
> of
> > Mike's sentence structures could be Trump style
> > madlibs imo.
> >
> > Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So...
> > > I like Oscar.
> > >
> > > But how has the gang never called him on the
> > fact
> > > that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact
> > same
> > > way?
> > >
> > > Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed
> to
> > > Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
>
>
> English IS Oscar's second language...What are Mike
> and Trump's excuse?

English is NOT his second language, it's his first. That is the excuse he uses when he gets called out on his shitty use of the language. It's not because it's his second language, it's because he's retarded.

His Spanish is actually worse than his English. It's painful when he tries to speak it. He stammers and pauses to try to think of any sentence that is slightly more complicated than "where is the bathroom".

He's just dumb. The other days on boad he said "well regardless... Sorry, irregardless..". He corrected his proper use of the word to the clichéd stupid person use of the word.

SupposeBly, irregardless, literally (when meaning figuratively). Oscar has all the language traits of the moron, because he I'd one.

If they lose insurance, does that mean they take Robb's nighttime breathing aparatus away? That would be such a shame.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> On yesterday's show, Mike got his daughters name
> wrong.
>
> (tried to find it again, but couldn't stand hear
> that shit again and gave up)


Yes, he was talking about the birth of the first daughter and called her Catherine Elizabeth, then once he realized it, had to explain that Elizabeth was actually his second daughter's name.

Tell me peekza, how do you think of the names of the photos you post? While posting this I was wondering about the spelling of her name and Had a laugh at the name you have on that pic.

Cary needs to walk more dogs.

Tater tots, 45's, microphones, and Elvis memorabilia ain't cheap.

At least he saves money by owning only 3 t-shirts.

COBRA BRACO Wrote:
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> If they lose insurance, does that mean they take
> Robb's nighttime breathing aparatus away? That
> would be such a shame.


All the CPAP machine does is create a positive airflow. Robb can accomplish the same thing by substituting a hose connected to the exhaust pipe of his running car.

In fact, Mike could save some money doing that, too. Unfortunately he doesn't read this thread when he's drinking at night, so he won't find out about this great idea.

Added benefit: it completely eliminates snoring.

Toward the beginning of Thursday's show Fatt Rob said something to Dr. Carson about "Friday morning". What was that about?

And now Cary's going to run an unlicensed daycare facility? What could possibly go wrong?

It was good to have the steady oar-hand of Fuckwaddle to explain the new economy to us, the one where "there are no more jobs" even though Obama, his guy, fixed it.

Oscar wasn't born in the US. Not that it matters - he's the smartest one in the room, and I don't think there's room for debate.

Second Language Wrote:
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> Oscar wasn't born in the US. Not that it matters -
> he's the smartest one in the room, and I don't
> think there's room for debate.


While probably true, that is the lowest of low bars. That's like walking into an retirement home and saying "I can kick the ass of anyone here."

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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That's like walking into an retirement home
> and saying "I can kick the ass of anyone here."

It would also be way more entertaining than the failcast.

Cary and Robb must have some money stashed.Otherwise I would have thought Eight would have had to get a job a long time ago.
Maybe she's stoopid and just loves him!

SNORIN' MASHEEN!!!

Second Language Wrote:
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> Oscar wasn't born in the US. Not that it matters -
> he's the smartest one in the room, and I don't
> think there's room for debate.


You can tell Oscar is getting an MBA because Mike is using "price point" when he means price.

Not that Oscar knows the difference. He's still trying to break the code on percentages.

Mike wouldn't know a price point if it shit in his mouth....

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Cary and Robb must have some money
> stashed.Otherwise I would have thought Eight would
> have had to get a job a long time ago.
> Maybe she's stoopid and just loves him!


This just boggles the mind. Somehow Fatt Rob thinks paying COBRA or out of pocket individual health insurance (for a family of four) while Cary walks dogs and occasionally babysits (she has a degree in cartography and I think worked at USGS before Blob(b) got shit canned and refused to find a real job) is a step forward. I do enjoy Oscar giving him shit for not really being employed though. Sometimes I actually hope his heart doesn't explode before 50, because it will be quite entertaining to watch him try and put two kids through college and retire at some point on his dumpster fire of a "career".



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Adam Smith's Invisible Hand Job Wrote:
> You can tell Oscar is getting an MBA because Mike
> is using "price point" when he means price.
>
> Not that Oscar knows the difference. He's still
> trying to break the code on percentages.

Oscar was using bullshit pseudo-business buzzwords long before his MBA. He's not a bright guy. Hard working for sure, but dumber than a radio shack XLR cable. Most people I know who went back to school to get an MBA did it to get into investment banking, not to run a shit stain podcast.

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike Salmontrout Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does.
> > Sure,
> > > Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a
> lot
> > of
> > > Mike's sentence structures could be Trump
> style
> > > madlibs imo.
> > >
> > > Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > So...
> > > > I like Oscar.
> > > >
> > > > But how has the gang never called him on
> the
> > > fact
> > > > that he and Donald Trump speak in the exact
> > > same
> > > > way?
> > > >
> > > > Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as opposed
> > to
> > > > Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
> >
> >
> > English IS Oscar's second language...What are
> Mike
> > and Trump's excuse?
>
> English is NOT his second language, it's his
> first. That is the excuse he uses when he gets
> called out on his shitty use of the language. It's
> not because it's his second language, it's because
> he's retarded.
>
> His Spanish is actually worse than his English.
> It's painful when he tries to speak it. He
> stammers and pauses to try to think of any
> sentence that is slightly more complicated than
> "where is the bathroom".
>
> He's just dumb. The other days on boad he said
> "well regardless... Sorry, irregardless..". He
> corrected his proper use of the word to the
> clichéd stupid person use of the word.
>
> SupposeBly, irregardless, literally (when meaning
> figuratively). Oscar has all the language traits
> of the moron, because he I'd one.

Remember the days of BOAD on WJFK? Oscar used "I'm ALL in", "your boy O" and "A La" as painful crutches. As in "he played a villain, A La Darth Vader". So much so that during the Dysfunctional X-Mas show Chad - already mad that Oscar was leaving early - said, "without Oscar who will use "A la" in a sentence."

he's a dope!

Mind Blowing Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives, When Will The Madness End, When???


SO
LONG
V

2015

If Only That Meant That You Were Leaving!



Kay Sirah Sirah

2
0
1
5

The Big O and Dukes bunker is labeled on Google Maps. Oscar's $140,000K at work!

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> B'rilliant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike Salmontrout Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mike talks more like Trump than Oscar does.
> > > Sure,
> > > > Oscar has a set of gon-to adjectives, but a
> > lot
> > > of
> > > > Mike's sentence structures could be Trump
> > style
> > > > madlibs imo.
> > > >
> > > > Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > So...
> > > > > I like Oscar.
> > > > >
> > > > > But how has the gang never called him on
> > the
> > > > fact
> > > > > that he and Donald Trump speak in the
> exact
> > > > same
> > > > > way?
> > > > >
> > > > > Everything's "A 10" or "Amazing" as
> opposed
> > > to
> > > > > Trumps "Best" and "Fantastic"
> > >
> > >
> > > English IS Oscar's second language...What are
> > Mike
> > > and Trump's excuse?
> >
> > English is NOT his second language, it's his
> > first. That is the excuse he uses when he gets
> > called out on his shitty use of the language.
> It's
> > not because it's his second language, it's
> because
> > he's retarded.
> >
> > His Spanish is actually worse than his English.
> > It's painful when he tries to speak it. He
> > stammers and pauses to try to think of any
> > sentence that is slightly more complicated than
> > "where is the bathroom".
> >
> > He's just dumb. The other days on boad he said
> > "well regardless... Sorry, irregardless..". He
> > corrected his proper use of the word to the
> > clichéd stupid person use of the word.
> >
> > SupposeBly, irregardless, literally (when
> meaning
> > figuratively). Oscar has all the language
> traits
> > of the moron, because he I'd one.
>
> Remember the days of BOAD on WJFK? Oscar used "I'm
> ALL in", "your boy O" and "A La" as painful
> crutches. As in "he played a villain, A La Darth
> Vader". So much so that during the Dysfunctional
> X-Mas show Chad - already mad that Oscar was
> leaving early - said, "without Oscar who will use
> "A la" in a sentence."
>
> he's a dope!

Ugh, I forgot about A La. One of the worst verbal crutches in the history of humanity. O'Meara and Robb are bad, but they have nothing on Oscar's A La.

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Things Mike likes:
>
> the Sox in pennant years


Speaking of, as mentioned I haven't listened since the Charleston shootings for fear of the hot takes, I remember that LFF said after an opening day Red Sox win something like "you guys mark my words, this is gonna be another one of those big years, I can just feel it" (not verbatim, but the gist).

The Red Sox are 69-76 and in last place in their division.

I remember when Oscar kept saying, "that being said".

You guys are painting with a broad brush.

All true about O5car's verbal crutches, but I've had about all I can handle of Chad's non-stop ballwashing of Carolla, and his appropriation of Adam's pet phrases. Just about every episode of BOAD will contain 'tip of the spear', 'settle his hash', and others that slip my mind right now.

That's JV, bro.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> DAMMIT!
>
> I was walking around his house this morning and he
> was out on his deck when I came around the
> corner!
>
> He started yelling something but I took off.
>
> .


That IS just too GOOD!

Cary looks to Mike for a "job."
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Yeah that's Chad's shtick. He's like bizarro Robb except everything he steals is contemporary instead of 50+ years old. And Chad makes a shitload of money for someone without an original idea ever. I didn't realize that even the name of Chad's show was a rip off until I Googled it.
I'm pretty sure Chad buys his Ipads with his own money though, so he's got that going for him.

Mike's ears look like the business end of a "Fleshlight".

Mel A.Parks Wrote:
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> Cary looks to Mike for a "job."


I know Mike's ears are an abomination, but that HAS to be photoshopped, right? Right? If I was Carla, I'd have to hack those lobes off for my own sanity.

641...Semper Fat
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Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike's ears look like the business end of a
> "Fleshlight".


And how would you know that?

exffx Wrote:
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> I remember when Oscar kept saying, "that being
> said".


I prefer "at the end of the day"

bubbyman Wrote:
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>
> Tell me peekza, how do you think of the names of
> the photos you post? While posting this I was
> wondering about the spelling of her name and Had a
> laugh at the name you have on that pic.


I look at the picture and they write themselves

It sounds like Cary is taking every thing not nailed down at her job

"when the kids see how hard their Mom is working..." Oscar with the Win

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Mel A.Parks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cary looks to Mike for a "job."
>
>
> I know Mike's ears are an abomination, but that
> HAS to be photoshopped, right? Right? If I was
> Carla, I'd have to hack those lobes off for my own
> sanity.

Yeah, the lobes and face craters are "enhanced." IMHO, the daughters are lookin' okay.

Using her hair to make better cleavage is all you need to know about Mike as a father.
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Mel A.Parks Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mel A.Parks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Cary looks to Mike for a "job."
> >
> >
> > I know Mike's ears are an abomination, but that
> > HAS to be photoshopped, right? Right? If I was
> > Carla, I'd have to hack those lobes off for my
> own
> > sanity.
>
> Yeah, the lobes and face craters are "enhanced."
> IMHO, the daughters are lookin' okay.

What's the opposite of butter faces? See beach photos.

It was 5:00, so I knew Mike and Carla would be going out to dinner.

I think the guy at the hardware store was wary of me buying 25 cans of spray paint, but whatever.
.
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Hilarious

So...maybe I'm missing something...but is that supposed to be Mike's real Maine house or not?

yes it is his house in Maine.



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peekza Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I remember when Oscar kept saying, "that being
> > said".
>
>
> I prefer "at the end of the day"


"The reality is"

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > exffx Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I remember when Oscar kept saying, "that
> being
> > > said".
> >
> >
> > I prefer "at the end of the day"
>
>
> "The reality is"


"for all intents and purposes"

Blobb, I think the garage deck might just be about to be hanging at, say, a 80 degree angle -- check it on your next visit. Unless Mike puts a tower of cinder blocks to support it.

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Using her hair to make better cleavage is all you
> need to know about Mike as a father.


Damn Genetics

peekapeekzapaloozaa Wrote:
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> Mel A.Parks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait? Not! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mel A.Parks Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Cary looks to Mike for a "job."
> > >
> > >
> > > I know Mike's ears are an abomination, but
> that
> > > HAS to be photoshopped, right? Right? If I
> was
> > > Carla, I'd have to hack those lobes off for
> my
> > own
> > > sanity.
> >
> > Yeah, the lobes and face craters are "enhanced."
>
> > IMHO, the daughters are lookin' okay.
>
> What's the opposite of butter faces? See beach
> photos.


ahahahahaha
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> It was 5:00, so I knew Mike and Carla would be
> going out to dinner.
>
> I think the guy at the hardware store was wary of
> me buying 25 cans of spray paint, but whatever.
> .


yesssssss

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> It was 5:00, so I knew Mike and Carla would be
> going out to dinner.
>
> I think the guy at the hardware store was wary of
> me buying 25 cans of spray paint, but whatever.
> .


You should have told him your were spray painting Mike's picnic basket and Carla's wine tote.

'Ace' Hardware Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It was 5:00, so I knew Mike and Carla would be
> > going out to dinner.
> >
> > I think the guy at the hardware store was wary
> of
> > me buying 25 cans of spray paint, but whatever.
> > .
>
>
> You should have told him your were spray painting
> Mike's picnic basket and Carla's wine tote.


A+

So after painting the back, I paid this farmer dude 50 bucks to drop his manure.

Worth it.
.



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Mike's prep "service:"

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fact More than 670 stations use The Complete Sheet across 29 formats in 7 countries.
fact The Complete Sheet is part of the Complete FM Arbitron RADAR® Network,
which currently ranks #1 in Adults 18-49, Men 18-34, and Women 18-24.

Could have fooled me.

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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> So after painting the back, I paid this farmer
> dude 50 bucks to drop his manure.
>
> Worth it.
> .


Nice sculpting job.

How did Mike afford that house? Is this what that "moving some furniture around" bullshit story actually was?

Money Making Mike Wrote:
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> How did Mike afford that house? Is this what that
> "moving some furniture around" bullshit story
> actually was?


Mike bought it with the money he got from selling his 1903 Victorian

We will never understand his finances, man. Ponderous.

One minute he's begging for money and crying poor. Then he's buying Land Rovers, boats, and massive Maine homes? For realsies?

> English is NOT his second language, it's his
> first.

Totally true. Oscar's been here since he was a little kid. He should know the language well enough by now.

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Mike's prep "service:"
>
> The Complete Sheet is edgy, funny, topical, hip,
> outrageous, clever and intelligently written show
> prep that has been the industry leader for over a
> decade.
>
> fact More than 670 stations use The Complete Sheet
> across 29 formats in 7 countries.
> fact The Complete Sheet is part of the Complete FM
> Arbitron RADAR® Network,
> which currently ranks #1 in Adults 18-49, Men
> 18-34, and Women 18-24.
>
> Could have fooled me.


Most ironic part is when they made fun of the advice to "laugh at your own jokes" and Fat Rob screamed "WHAT??" Like he doesn't do that 40 times a day for the last 5+ years. He and LFF do over half of that hacky shit yet make fun of the advice to do what they're already doing.

Of course I guess I don't "get" the incredibly meta joke.

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> > English is NOT his second language, it's his
> > first.
>
> Totally true. Oscar's been here since he was a
> little kid. He should know the language well
> enough by now.

Yep, he's even walked on Gettysburg's hollowed ground as a school kid. Good thing it didn't collapse.

MMM Wrote:
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> We will never understand his finances, man.
> Ponderous.
>
> One minute he's begging for money and crying poor.
> Then he's buying Land Rovers, boats, and massive
> Maine homes? For realsies?


he uses the poor act to fleece his rubes in the Klubb

Fleece the Klubb. Yup. Who would describe that property as similar to a doublewide?

Mike Will Back To Florida Soon And Kappy And I Will Be Planning A Porto Visit Can't Wait Bsbies!!!!!!

Great "MBA Oscar" talk on today's show. The delusion is staggering. He really thinks that the problem with growing the show is that they need more efficient and easier delivery methods. Make a pile of shit easier to acquire isn't going to make me go out and get some. It's the content Oscar. You can do all the Advanced Oscar Analytics you want but it isn't going to translate into a single new subscriber. He's got a bright future as a management consultant however. Pure bullshit delivered in all the latest buzzwords.

I will never understand why they put so much effort into trying to convince the audience the Friday show is live and not recorded on Thursday. It is pure lunacy.

Oscar, don't talk about growing the show until you figure out how to make it stop shrinking.

o'mearacan spirit Wrote:
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> I will never understand why they put so much
> effort into trying to convince the audience the
> Friday show is live and not recorded on Thursday.
> It is pure lunacy.


This. 1000 times this.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Oscar, don't talk about growing the show until you
> figure out how to make it stop shrinking.


ahahahahahahahaha

Oscar should ask his buddy Adam Carolla where he got his MBA.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Robb said today that Cary's store has closed. She
> is currently closing other stores in the area so
> they can hang on to their insurance. Oscar asked
> Robb if he has considered getting a (second - ha!)
> job to get insurance that way and rather than
> answering, he said Cary is also walking dogs and
> will soon be babysitting to bring in cash. That's
> how I made money when I was 13, and I didn't have
> two kids and a fat piece of shit husband to
> support. Fuck you, Robb.


Got around to listening -- it's worse than that. Cary has been taking home stuff from the Leesburg, Arundel Mills and Gettysburg stores to sell. She sold 5 mannequins for $50 each, and asked Robb if she should bring home metal fixtures to sell as scrap! Holy shit.

Sharon!!!

Mike should never have Rob and Joe on while Robb and Oscar are present. It's like having Body Heat Kathleen Turner on with present day Kathleen Turner.

Mike obviously knows he can't keep up, comedy-wise, so he goes into impression overdrive. At least he announces who he is trying to do, to eliminate a bunch of confusion.

Rob and Joe remind me of snarky Buzz, throwing in zingers without an accompanying laugh track.

Mike's first segment is a discussion based on info from Studio Think Tank. But, Mike being Mike, he never even opened the site prior, and he discovers it wasn't what he was expecting. Show Prep = Keeping things organic = No Show Prep.

Political junkie Mike discusses the debate in great detail. Policies or issues? No, physical attributes. Cunt ear Mike laughing at big ear Rubio is kind of ironic.

Of course political pundit Robb joins in with a joke about one candidate's vaginal dryness (earlier, Robb talked about lazy DJs that go for the obvious joke). Mike makes a comment about Robb's joke being sexist, and says, "but she's a woman; we're men. We can't really help ourselves." Mike's golfing partners use a similar argument to rationalize their jokes, too.

The guys are not impressed that the candidates couldn't come up with howlers when asked about what woman should be on the $10 or $20 bill. These idiots have had a day to come up with better zingers, and only guest Rob came up with anything remotely humorous.

Robb is afraid of wax museums. I'm guessing his mom once had a bowl of wax fruit, so Robb now associates wax with fruit; pretty scary.

Oscar appears to be winning in his slams on Robb. Robb can only nail Oscar on his English. OTOH, Oscar has a target-rich environment, and Mike enjoys piling on.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb said today that Cary's store has closed.
> She
> > is currently closing other stores in the area
> so
> > they can hang on to their insurance. Oscar
> asked
> > Robb if he has considered getting a (second -
> ha!)
> > job to get insurance that way and rather than
> > answering, he said Cary is also walking dogs
> and
> > will soon be babysitting to bring in cash.
> That's
> > how I made money when I was 13, and I didn't
> have
> > two kids and a fat piece of shit husband to
> > support. Fuck you, Robb.
>
>
> Got around to listening -- it's worse than that.
> Cary has been taking home stuff from the Leesburg,
> Arundel Mills and Gettysburg stores to sell. She
> sold 5 mannequins for $50 each, and asked Robb if
> she should bring home metal fixtures to sell as
> scrap! Holy shit.
>
> Sharon!!!

When she finally becomes a bag lady, at least Robb can advise her on which shopping carts work best.

Been listening to random Don and Mike shows on paintyourbaldspot. I listened to one from 2006 today with Robb as producer. They were going to do their "time machine" bit where they call someone who is in a timezone that's far enough ahead that it's a different day. Not really funny or interesting.

You may wonder how someone could possibly fuck that up? Well I'll tell you. You book someone for the interview that is from Holland so when Don and Mike ask what it's like on Friday his answer is "It's still Thursday, it's only 10pm here".

Going back and listening to him as a producer really gives you an appreciation for how stupid Robb really is.

The difference between Don and CK is that CK made his firing of Robb stick.

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Week Ends Here Have A Can Of Beer, (The Great Joe Ardenger); On My Heineken # 6; Moving To Hatcher 2009 Cab, Probably The Whole Bottle, Enjoy Your Evening Babies

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Hey Mr. Thickness - Save a piece of Kappy pie for dad now!

I am truly enjoying everybody's posts here.

I think Mike's preoccupation with bitterness is the purchasing of the Maine home. Think about it. We all knew that the Florida home was purchased years ago as a summer "cottage," so didn't we all think that it was pretty weird of him to move the whole family down there??? I mean, Florida did not have a place equal to his frickin' "1903 Victorian."

BUT (and it's a big one, it's Mike's) LFF expects what's left of his listeners not to notice that he's buying (or has bought) a large estate in Maine AFTER crying the financial blues since moving to Florida?? What gives??

What we all don't understand is that when Carla was buying the Maine home, Mike thought the garage was what he was buying. That's much more like a double wide, except for the second floor..... But surely he was just looking at pics and never noticed the stairs.... Or windows......

Mel A.Parks Wrote:
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> Hey Mr. Thickness - Save a piece of Kappy pie for
> dad now!
>
> I am truly enjoying everybody's posts here.
>
> I think Mike's preoccupation with bitterness is
> the purchasing of the Maine home. Think about it.
> We all knew that the Florida home was purchased
> years ago as a summer "cottage," so didn't we all
> think that it was pretty weird of him to move the
> whole family down there??? I mean, Florida did
> not have a place equal to his frickin' "1903
> Victorian."
>
> BUT (and it's a big one, it's Mike's) LFF expects
> what's left of his listeners not to notice that
> he's buying (or has bought) a large estate in
> Maine AFTER crying the financial blues since
> moving to Florida?? What gives??


He wasn't sure where he wanted to relocate and he needed to unload the Victorian before he could buy another house

el Jefe http://thejellyvisionshow.podbean.com/e/lessons-from-radio-podcasting-with-oscar-santana-ep-193/

I didn't listen in. It looks like a Bozo type deal, BUT it'll be enough to send Mike over the edge. Good job Oscar!!

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> el Jefe
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> om-radio-podcasting-with-oscar-santana-ep-193/

I wonder if anyone bothered to tell the hosts of this podcast that under O5car's reign, the Mike O'Meara show is failing, and listener-ship is steadily declining.

I have had different types of mentors in life. Those I have benefited from by listening to their advice and those I have benefited from by listening to their advice and then doing the exact opposite. Oscar falls into that last category for me (though I do respect his work ethic).

What the F was the purpose of having Rob and Joe in studio? They barely were allowed to speak. Again.

Two Types of Learning Wrote:
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> Oscar falls into that last category for
> me (though I do respect his work ethic).

This is how Oscar differs from Mike.

Oscar applies his work ethic to accomplish things.

Mike applies his working ethnic (Oscar) to accomplish things.

Hop on, Pete, I can handle you easily -- been carrying my 350 pound husband for years.
Attachments:

"Are you going to let me answer a question?"

- Ann Coulter to Mike during TMOS WJFK interview

Mike is a terrible interviewer, though being awful at it doesn't prevent you from being successful. Larry King made a career out of being a horrendous interviewer who walked into interviews with no prep, hence such gems as asking Jerry Seinfeld if his TV show had been cancelled (it wasn't, Seinfeld ended it) and accusing Roman Polanski of murdering his wife Sharon Tate (it was the Manson Family). Then you have Glenn Beck who poses questions and then answers his own questions while the guest looks on, until Beck bursts into tears because he loves America so much. Still, given how TMOS keeps losing listeners, it would be nice if LFF took his own advice to "Try Harder."

Mike's deep seated insecurity won't let other personalities participate.
They might go over him which is unacceptable to sick people like Mike. .

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> Hop on, Pete, I can handle you easily -- been
> carrying my 350 pound husband for years.

Cary Spewak: I would never say that.

(But I can walk your dog, refinish your table, watch your kid, sell you scrap metal, hangers, and shirt-folding machine).

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Feel free to obsess over us. Our husbands certainly don't.

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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> > Hop on, Pete, I can handle you easily -- been
> > carrying my 350 pound husband for years.
>
> Cary Spewak: I would never say that.
>
> (But I can walk your dog, refinish your table,
> watch your kid, sell you scrap metal, hangers, and
> shirt-folding machine).


Cary the Scavenger brings a couple of questions to mind...One, do you think her corporate overlords gave her permission to suck the gold fillings out of the stores she is closing? Two, is this all a clever ploy to flip the script and make Robb the primary breadwinner again?

Cary's activities would indicate she's on a trajectory to become a hoarder/cat lady once the kids are out of the house. I would have to imagine that by now she has no misconceptions about Robb's initiative or her ability to influence it.

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If Only This Meant That You Were Leaving!

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Ive had enough of these trolls in here.

Cary, me and peekza would like to request that you please move this thread into the Nova Underground-Prince William County section, so we can continue to discuss the show without all of the interruptions.

Thanks

It was interesting to note during "Friday's" Oscar Analytics discussion that he acknowledged that TMOS is a radio show on podcast and that they were actively trying to get back on radio stations. Unfortunately for them, no matter how many times Oscar "runs the numbers" and polishes his powerpoint presentation, any potential radio stations are going to actually listen to the show prior to signing them and that's a hurdle that they cannot hope to overcome. C'mon guys try harder!

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Ive had enough of these trolls in here.
>
> Cary, me and peekza would like to request that
> you please move this thread into the Nova
> Underground-Prince William County section, so we
> can continue to cruise for random gay hookups.
>
> Thanks