Careful son, that's O'Meara! He'll kick your ass into next week! Story is, a few years back he had a special Fightin' Knee surgically installed, and he's already on his third IPA.

No, Julio, I told you I'm happily married. What, now? At the golf course, I think. Well, okay, but just a little. Grab the wine, m'kay?

Page 666, the devil's page.

Evil!!! 1!
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666lbs

The number of the breasts

Hurry Babies, This Is Not A Good Page #. We Must Be Out Of Here By Friday. I Will Help As Much As Possible, But Am Very, Very Busy At Work This Week. ..

I Am Only One Man

Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives



Slv2015

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Hurry Babies, This Is Not A Good Page #. We Must
> Be Out Of Here By Friday. I Will Help As Much As
> Possible, But Am Very, Very Busy At Work This
> Week. ..
>
> I Am Only One Man
>
> Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
>
>
>
> Slv2015

And that would of course be Friday the 13th. Your sticking with this stillborn bit for so long lends creedence to the idea that you are Fatt Rob, and it would explain how he fills his days when not doing play-by-play at childrens' sports like the bastard child of Zippy the Pinhead and Bela Karolyi: "Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives".

I wish a swift pox-riddled pantsless death on you, preferably while straining at sperm.

#sauce

666...Semper Satan
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Is that Tom or Robb?

Oh fuck, I made a mistake and went to SpewakWorld.
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On this, page 666, the answer is obvious, isn't it?
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peekza Wrote:
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> You can really see God in the O'Meara girl's eyes


Weird that you keep mentioning this, Peekza. There is no God. Why do keep looking for him in people's eyes?

Bazilly

Who else wants a Jeff Smoker from the O'Meara girls?

Wha—? Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can really see God in the O'Meara girl's
> eyes
>
>
> Weird that you keep mentioning this, Peekza. There
> is no God. Why do keep looking for him in people's
> eyes?

Mike thought so too until saw Him in Lil' Mikey's eyes. Take a look in the lads peepers before Carla and LFF drive it out with alcohol and neglect.

Thus Peekza's jab at LFF for not seeing equal divinity in his girls. Father of the Year!

Ah... got it. Thanks, kid.

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Lurker0000666 Wrote:
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> Is that Tom or Robb?


Tom Gavin

Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> On this, page 666, the answer is obvious, isn't
> it?


yesssssssssssssssssssss

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are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull some strings"?

Hey, things are turning around for Robb. He'll only lose the cost of gas to Hagerstown vs. his usual Friday night Crown and Beck expense.

peekza Wrote:
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> > -
>
>
> are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull some
> strings"?

Eightt better hurry up and apply. Coach Stains record in two years as coach is 1-19. Peekza, I'd be willing to bet that you can pull more strings at N.Hagerstown HS than can ol' Coach Stains.

Heading up almost to Pennsylvania on 270 and 70, 81, or back roads on a Friday night? An hour? Right, Coach.

Pull This Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Frau Blucher Wrote:
> >
> > are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull some
> > strings"?
>
> Eightt better hurry up and apply. Coach Stains
> record in two years as coach is 1-19. Peekza, I'd
> be willing to bet that you can pull more strings
> at N.Hagerstown HS than can ol' Coach Stains.

Daaaaaammmmn. Stains seems like an accurate name.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2015 12:43PM by Four Hour Club.

Pull This Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Frau Blucher Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > -
> >
> >
> > are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull some
> > strings"?
>
> Eightt better hurry up and apply. Coach Stains
> record in two years as coach is 1-19.

1-19? And he's soliciting Robb for the PA instead of game planning?

Pull This Wrote:
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Peekza, I'd
> be willing to bet that you can pull more strings
> at N.Hagerstown HS than can ol' Coach Stains.


well that goes without saying

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Heading up almost to Pennsylvania on 270 and 70,
> 81, or back roads on a Friday night? An hour?
> Right, Coach.


Robb likes playing a little game where he tries to beat the estimated ETA on his GPS...He'll love it

So Oscar gets an MBA and LFF panics thinking Oscar is jumping ship. Wonder if he'll panic now that Unemployabble is branching out and dedicating some of his precious little free time to the high-pressure, rough and tumble, cutthroat world of high school sportscasting.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

It's the Stains and Spewak Show. I'm Stains. I'm Spewak! And We're two big stains!!

Rob gets his flu shots rectally.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is not improved by reciting the lyrics wrong over the song, Fuckwaddle.

And because Fatt Rob doesn't actually listen to songs, he didn't know everyone died.

Fat Drunk Baby didn't know that Bob Dylan wrote All Along the Watchtower, I weep for Florida.

(On Hallejuah(sp?)) Fatt Rob: Here's a cover. Fuckwaddle: That's a cover?

Goddamn you can't write this stuff, there was no time lapse.

And any real DJ or person who has paid attention to TV knows that every one of the infinite versions of Hallelujah(sp?) is a cover. THAT'S WHAT THE SONG IS FAMOUS FOR YOU RETARD.

Both my children go to bed at 7 on the nose. 3 year old and a 1.5 year old.
They'll both sleep until 6 am too. Setting a schedule and sleep training has let us get them to bed at that time, and kids that young need all that sleep anyways.

Hurry My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Goo Gobbling Babies
, No Time To Waste We Must Move On To Page 667!!!!!!! ASAP And What Not


SLV. 2015

I Am A Member of Team Miz!!!

Live On Brown Onion


Slv20l15

Burn baby burn.
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LFF needs to fire his Legal Console. You have to shop through the Amazon link and email your proof of purchase.

"REMEMBER, you must send a valid Amazon proof of purchase to be eligible!"

But then, since this is clearly not an illegal lottery:

"No purchase is necessary to enter"
"Enter as often as you like… "

So anyone can send as many emails as we want to mvp@mikeomearashow.com and get infinite entries. Sounds about right.


---------- http://mikeomearashow.com/amazon-mvp/ --------
Are you ready to become a TMOS Amazon MVP?


All you have to do is shop through the TMOS AMAZON portal! Then tell us what you bought by emailing your Amazon proof of purchase to mvp@mikeomearashow.com.


Our MVP winners will be featured on the show and on our Facebook page. PLUS, this Christmas, five lucky shoppers will have their MVP purchase covered by the show! Anybody can win, but featured MVP’s will get double the chance, so start shopping today!


REMEMBER, you must send a valid Amazon proof of purchase to be eligible!



The TMOS MVP Contest allows the submission of purchases from Amazon.com to our show by emailing proof of purchase to mvp@mikeomearashow.com. Five randomly chosen winners will be reimbursed for their purchase at the conclusion of this contest. This contest is the sole property of The Mike O’Meara Show and in no way, shape or form endorsed, supported or approved by Amazon.com or any of it’s affiliate companies. Amazon and its affiliate companies are not responsible for the creation, execution or outcome of this contest and will not provide any rewards or compensation to participants. No purchase is necessary to enter and all contestants must be 18 years or older to apply. Anyone can enter. Winners will be chosen and awarded at the sole discretion of The Mike O’Meara Show. The Mike O’Meara Show reserves the right to alter the rules or structure of the contest at any time. By entering the contest, you consent to the use of your name, image and purchase to be used for promotional purposes without compensation. The contest will conclude on December 18th, 2015 at Midnight. Enter as often as you like… and good luck.
- See more at: http://mikeomearashow.com/amazon-mvp/#sthash.HyVqVBLW.dpuf
---------------------

^ I can see Mike, face contorted:

"Well, we have to forget about the MVP contest, because (insert name of anyone who is not Mike) fucked it up!


Would the HS announcing thing be a paying gig for Spewak?

How much do you want to bet the 5 winners will NOT be randomly picked, but picked by the smallest amount they will have to pay?

The Troof Wrote:
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>
>
> Would the HS announcing thing be a paying gig for
> Spewak?


no...no it would not

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> How much do you want to bet the 5 winners will NOT
> be randomly picked, but picked by the smallest
> amount they will have to pay?


guaranteed

The Mike O’Meara Show reserves
> the right to alter the rules or structure of the
> contest at any time.

Nothing fishy about that...not a single thing

This contest is the sole property of The Mike O’Meara Show and in no way, shape or form endorsed, supported or approved by Amazon.com or any of it’s affiliate companies.

This is not the work of a lawyer. "Way, shape or form" Rilly bazilly?

The big question is does this violate their terms of service with Amazon.

peekza Wrote:
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> The Troof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > Would the HS announcing thing be a paying gig
> for
> > Spewak?
>
>
> no...no it would not

Ever been to a HS football game? They're looking for fundraising money at every turn -- 50/50 raffle, programs, concessions, spirit-wear sales, bake sales, and so on. I'd be stunned if any school paid a PA announcer when they can get some student or Dad (or Mom) to do the job. That's who USUALLY does the job. Not some overgrown child who will take any gig that puts a mic in front of his face.

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> -----
> > The Troof Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Would the HS announcing thing be a paying gig
> > for
> > > Spewak?
> >
> >
> > no...no it would not
>
> Ever been to a HS football game? They're looking
> for fundraising money at every turn -- 50/50
> raffle, programs, concessions, spirit-wear sales,
> bake sales, and so on. I'd be stunned if any
> school paid a PA announcer when they can get some
> student or Dad (or Mom) to do the job. That's who
> USUALLY does the job. Not some overgrown child who
> will take any gig that puts a mic in front of his
> face.


Wolfman Hackk...niiiiiiiice handle guy

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> So anyone can send as many emails as we want to
> mvp@mikeomearashow.com and get infinite entries.
> Sounds about right.

The irony -- persons could employ the Spewak fake-emailing-contest-entries method. See, Fall Out Boy deal.

The contest administrator there did what TMOS will do -- pick the damn winners it wants.

The number of klubbers who will spend big bucks will be incredible.

All thinking that the more they spend, the better.

Dopes.

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Heading up almost to Pennsylvania on 270 and 70,
> 81, or back roads on a Friday night? An hour?
> Right, Coach.


Robb can head up right after Friday's "live" show. He can beat the Thursday evening rush hour traffic, check into a motel, and stay shit-faced (i.e., game prep) until Friday night.

If Cary takes another job, they should be able to swing it.

It gets him out of the house one night a week, so it's win-win for the whole family.

peekza Wrote:
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> Pull This Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Frau Blucher Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > -
> > >
> > >
> > > are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull some
> > > strings"?
> >
> > Eightt better hurry up and apply. Coach Stains
> > record in two years as coach is 1-19.
>
> 1-19? And he's soliciting Robb for the PA instead
> of game planning?

He's trying to give the fans something new to bitch about. In a couple of weeks, they'll be reminiscing about the good ole days, when they got their asses kicked in silence.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> It's the Stains and Spewak Show. I'm Stains. I'm
> Spewak! And We're two big stains!!


The Colitis and Stains Show. You can't have one without the other!
Sponsored by Depends.

Ironic that Spewak outweighs me now.

Run Babies, Run For Your Lives, We Need To Escape The Devils Page (666),Run You Goo Gobbling Bastards!!!!!°


Slv2015

Was that a missprint?
Shouldn't it be Couch Stains?

Principal: "So let me get this straight, Coach Stains. You know a "famous" "DJ" from NoVA and you want us to let him come here and call our football games? I think I know now why we're 1 - 19."

So, I'm pretty sure this contest violates the Amazon TOS:

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/help/operating/participation/ref=amb_link_353005802_14?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-1&pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_t=501&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_i=assoc_operating

"14. You will not offer any person or entity any consideration or incentive (including any money, rebate, discount, points, donation to charity or other organization, or other benefit) for using Special Links (e.g., by implementing any “rewards” or loyalty program that incentivizes persons or entities to visit the Amazon Site via your Special Links)."

duly noted Mira, we'll see what Amazon's legal console says about it

The Fightin' Losers Wrote:
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> > Pull This Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Frau Blucher Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > -
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > are you fucking kidding me? "I can pull
> some
> > > > strings"?
> > >
> > > Eightt better hurry up and apply. Coach
> Stains
> > > record in two years as coach is 1-19.
> >
> > 1-19? And he's soliciting Robb for the PA
> instead
> > of game planning?
>
> He's trying to give the fans something new to
> bitch about. In a couple of weeks, they'll be
> reminiscing about the good ole days, when they got
> their asses kicked in silence.


yeeessssssssssiiiIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson Wrote:
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> Ironic that Spewak outweighs me now.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't forget to let Amazon know if you think the Affiliate TOS is being violated!

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/contact?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_i=assoc_help_t15_a7&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-1&pf_rd_t=501&ref_=amb_link_131181_1&rw_useCurrentProtocol=1

Offending URL to report:
http://mikeomearashow.com/amazon-mvp/

good to see you posting again Mira

Mira Wrote:
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> So, I'm pretty sure this contest violates the
> Amazon TOS:
>
> https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates
> /help/operating/participation/ref=amb_link_3530058
> 02_14?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-1
> &pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_t=501&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_i=assoc_opera
> ting
>
> "14. You will not offer any person or entity any
> consideration or incentive (including any money,
> rebate, discount, points, donation to charity or
> other organization, or other benefit) for using
> Special Links (e.g., by implementing any
> “rewards” or loyalty program that incentivizes
> persons or entities to visit the Amazon Site via
> your Special Links)."

Nice.... You beat me to it.

$10 to the first person to post that Amazon TOS violation to the Fan Klub FB page.

Must post screen shots.

What a stain
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Jesus, that dullard is teaching children?

If Couch Stains opinions are formed by the failcast, is it any wonder his team is 1-19?
Also, as a sometimes business owner/promoter, it's usually a given that you can't cross promote a major corporate entity without an explicit writ of permission from that corporation. And from experience, you have to be a heavy hitter in your on right. Not some shit podcast.
where do I listen to hear their little fail CON-test?

The contest is so rife with bullshit I can't believe it.

I guess first of all, putting a disclamer that it has nothing to do with Amazon doesn't, in Amazon's eyes, absolve Amazon from liability. Anybody knows that.

Second, since you are sending in what you bought through Amazon, a purchase is nessesary. Simply stating no purchase nessesary is ridiculous. It says right there that you "must send a valid Amazon POP to be eligible.

Third, "Five randomly chosen winners" is clearly suspect. This also suggests a lottery so it would be expected to be governed by the laws of I guess the District of Columbia regarding give aways. Fatt chance anyone has bothered with that.

Forth, The Mike O'Meara Show reserves the right to alter the rules or structure of the contest at anytime. Again, it might be prudent to check the jurisdiction where you are conducting the contest. You may not actually have that right. Simply stating you do means nothing. Review Point 1 above.

Fifth, There is no limit on reimbursement for purchases for said winner. Any corporate attourney would shit their pants on that one. What if some one buys a fucking boat and then decides "they should have won"? ANd worse has the money and lawyers to pursue a claim against you? You could be very fucked.

Sixth, the contest is not insured as far as I can tell, so that could be a sticking point too.

MBA my ass....fucking Oscar, this is pathetic.

Mira Wrote:
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> So, I'm pretty sure this contest violates the
> Amazon TOS:
>
> https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates
> /help/operating/participation/ref=amb_link_3530058
> 02_14?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-1
> &pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_t=501&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_i=assoc_opera
> ting
>
> "14. You will not offer any person or entity any
> consideration or incentive (including any money,
> rebate, discount, points, donation to charity or
> other organization, or other benefit) for using
> Special Links (e.g., by implementing any
> “rewards” or loyalty program that incentivizes
> persons or entities to visit the Amazon Site via
> your Special Links)."

I predict the contest will quietly disappear. Just like the plea to bookmark the links at the start of each podcast stopped within a week of people bringing that and Amazon's policy up here.This board gets good results for a place Mike never checks.

Carla's Fake Taters Wrote:
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> The contest is so rife with bullshit I can't
> believe it.
>
> I guess first of all, putting a disclamer that it
> has nothing to do with Amazon doesn't, in Amazon's
> eyes, absolve Amazon from liability. Anybody knows
> that.
>
> Second, since you are sending in what you bought
> through Amazon, a purchase is nessesary. Simply
> stating no purchase nessesary is ridiculous. It
> says right there that you "must send a valid
> Amazon POP to be eligible.
>
> Third, "Five randomly chosen winners" is clearly
> suspect. This also suggests a lottery so it would
> be expected to be governed by the laws of I guess
> the District of Columbia regarding give aways.
> Fatt chance anyone has bothered with that.
>
> Forth, The Mike O'Meara Show reserves the right to
> alter the rules or structure of the contest at
> anytime. Again, it might be prudent to check the
> jurisdiction where you are conducting the contest.
> You may not actually have that right. Simply
> stating you do means nothing. Review Point 1
> above.
>
> Fifth, There is no limit on reimbursement for
> purchases for said winner. Any corporate attourney
> would shit their pants on that one. What if some
> one buys a fucking boat and then decides "they
> should have won"? ANd worse has the money and
> lawyers to pursue a claim against you? You could
> be very fucked.
>
> Sixth, the contest is not insured as far as I can
> tell, so that could be a sticking point too.
>
> MBA my ass....fucking Oscar, this is pathetic.


YES all of the above could propel these humps from exceptionally clownish to criminally stupid.

Carla's Fake Taters Wrote:
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> The contest is so rife with bullshit I can't
> believe it.
>
> I guess first of all, putting a disclamer that it
> has nothing to do with Amazon doesn't, in Amazon's
> eyes, absolve Amazon from liability. Anybody knows
> that.
>
> Second, since you are sending in what you bought
> through Amazon, a purchase is nessesary. Simply
> stating no purchase nessesary is ridiculous. It
> says right there that you "must send a valid
> Amazon POP to be eligible.
>
> Third, "Five randomly chosen winners" is clearly
> suspect. This also suggests a lottery so it would
> be expected to be governed by the laws of I guess
> the District of Columbia regarding give aways.
> Fatt chance anyone has bothered with that.
>
> Forth, The Mike O'Meara Show reserves the right to
> alter the rules or structure of the contest at
> anytime. Again, it might be prudent to check the
> jurisdiction where you are conducting the contest.
> You may not actually have that right. Simply
> stating you do means nothing. Review Point 1
> above.
>
> Fifth, There is no limit on reimbursement for
> purchases for said winner. Any corporate attourney
> would shit their pants on that one. What if some
> one buys a fucking boat and then decides "they
> should have won"? ANd worse has the money and
> lawyers to pursue a claim against you? You could
> be very fucked.
>
> Sixth, the contest is not insured as far as I can
> tell, so that could be a sticking point too.
>
> MBA my ass....fucking Oscar, this is pathetic.


My respect for Oscar's business mind evaporated during that discussion he had with Mike about the 'Conomy. I know Mike has a knee-jerk terror of "elites in ivory towers on wall street" calling the fiscal shots but Oscar barely showed a high school level understanding of business.

For Mike; "the Ivory Towers" cliche is usually reserved for Acedemia. Professors and policy makers so insulated by their ivy-league back grounds they forget regular people when they make decisions. Guys who'd compare degrees.

The more I read it, the more amateur it is. They should all know this having been real radio station employees at one time.

If Amazon hasn't shut it down tomorrow I would be quite surprised.

Anybody think to get the terms and conditions notarized? Ummmm..... Oscar?

http://dcregs.dc.gov/Gateway/ChapterHome.aspx?ChapterNumber=30-15

Might wanna look this over....

Can someone please post in the TMOS FB Fan Club about how this contest is illegal and then post screen shots of the follow up by the Klubbers? I'd love to see how those turds react but I'm banned.

HEY GUYS! I BOUGHT THIS! DID I WIN YET?


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009PT613W/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1447209615&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40&keywords=spiderman+comic+book&dpPl=1&dpID=51UPoYAfAXL&ref=plSrch

Our MVP winners will be featured on the show and on our Facebook page. PLUS, this Christmas, five lucky shoppers will have their MVP purchase covered by the show! Anybody can win, but featured MVP’s will get double the chance, so start shopping today!

This is so dubious I think Tom Gavin wrote it.

The Mike O’Meara Show reserves the right to alter the rules or structure of the contest at any time. 

I.E. We're making it up as we go along....

No surprise there!

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Taters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The contest is so rife with bullshit I can't
> > believe it.
> >
....
> > MBA my ass....fucking Oscar, this is pathetic.
>
>
> My respect for Oscar's business mind evaporated
> during that discussion he had with Mike about the
> 'Conomy. I know Mike has a knee-jerk terror of
> "elites in ivory towers on wall street" calling
> the fiscal shots but Oscar barely showed a high
> school level understanding of business.
>
> For Mike; "the Ivory Towers" cliche is usually
> reserved for Acedemia. Professors and policy
> makers so insulated by their ivy-league back
> grounds they forget regular people when they make
> decisions. Guys who'd compare degrees.

Oscar doesn't meet my personal standard for a high-schooler (no tits for a start) but disappoints on the level of "oh, it was made clear to me that I know nothing, so based on that I'm going to talk as if I know something, and if a fat tub of lard spends 10 MINUTES on the internet he can catch up with what I learned over the course of 5 HOURS."

On the second point, when FDB was talking about "Ivory Towers in New York" not only was he mixing references, but if you're prone to listen for dog-whistles he was, intentionally or not, REFERRING TO JEWS. And one thing his alma mater AU has is a history of an abundance of Jewry, so maybe that was a case of his subconscious bubbling to the surface (a short trip, I know). No doubt being something of a big shot in Media Fuckwaddle has had to truckle to his share of Jews in the workplace. His resentment is perfectly understandable and probably subconscious, just like most of his mental processes.

THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. MIKE O'MEARA BLAMES THE JEWS.

That's a stretch. I think you're overthinking it.

HEY MIKE LOOKIT WHAT I BOUGHT ON AMAZON!!!

DID I WIN??????!!!!


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EL01P5O/ref=s9_simh_gw_d0_g197_i10?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=mobile-1&pf_rd_r=1JMFCZ4SY9HTQTW2BTSH&pf_rd_t=36701&pf_rd_p=2068141862&pf_rd_i=mobile

I submitted complaint to Amazon. Did you? Let's do this, people.

(Use links posted earlier.)

sure whatever Wrote:
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> That's a stretch. I think you're overthinking it.

I try to stay limber, and overthinking keeps the brain sharp. But wouldn't it have been great "radio" if Oscar had said "It sounds like you're trying to blame the Jews, Mike"?

The Time Value of Free Soviet Jewelry! Semitrics!

Do you have a link? I'm in!

Don't forget to let Amazon know if you think the Affiliate TOS is being violated!

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/contact?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_i=assoc_help_t15_a7&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-1&pf_rd_t=501&ref_=amb_link_131181_1&rw_useCurrentProtocol=1

Offending URL to report:
http://mikeomearashow.com/amazon-mvp/

Holy shit, I thought it was an Amazon affiliate holiday promo, not something that they came up with themselves. Has LFF started checking if people are taking their families to Disney instead of sending in purchases for entries yet?

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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>
> I predict the contest will quietly disappear. Just
> like the plea to bookmark the links at the start
> of each podcast stopped within a week of people
> bringing that and Amazon's policy up here.This
> board gets good results for a place Mike never
> checks.


Within a week? Hell, within 24 hours

For Posterity...
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Don't forget to let Amazon know if you think the
> Affiliate TOS is being violated!
>
> https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates
> /contact?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_i=assoc_help_t15_a7&pf_rd_m
> =ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_s=assoc-cen
> ter-1&pf_rd_t=501&ref_=amb_link_131181_1&rw_useCur
> rentProtocol=1
>
> Offending URL to report:
> http://mikeomearashow.com/amazon-mvp/

the Lord's Work

Just... wow. They cut and pasted some bullshit and though it would be A-OK. What's the method of random choosing? Who is auditing the "contest"? 30 seconds of googling would make it pretty clear this is shaky.

http://blog.rafflecopter.com/2015/04/no-purchase-necessary-giveaways/
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2243/why-do-contests-say-no-purchase-required
https://www.fcc.gov/guides/broadcasting-contests-lotteries-and-solicitation-funds



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Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The Mike O’Meara Show reserves the right to
> alter the rules or structure of the contest at any
> time. 
>
> I.E. We're making it up as we go along....
>
> No surprise there!

What could possibly go wrong?

peekza Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> > The Mike O’Meara Show reserves the right to
> > alter the rules or structure of the contest at
> any
> > time. 
> >
> > I.E. We're making it up as we go along....
> >
> > No surprise there!
>
> What could possibly go wrong?

I want my money back.

Apparently Oscar hasn't gotten to that point in his MBA studies when they say "read the fine print."

Hey Robb,

I just bought new uniforms for the team using Amazon and the TMOS link, but I think I accidentally deleted my proof of purchase. Can you vouch for me for the MVP contest? Your copy says no purchase necessary, so the receipt's just a technicality anyway, right?

Did I mention that I form ALL my opinions based on you guys? That's why my wife shaves, I take the Hershey Highway once a year, and I don't tolerate barbers who support the Constitution.

BTW, what does MVP stand for? I asked my players, and none of them were familiar with that term. Is it a reference to a 1960's TV show? Thanks!

In Robb's case, MVP stands for "My Voluminous Paunch."

The TMOS MVP
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that is a GREAT freakin' picture!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> sure whatever Wrote:
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> > That's a stretch. I think you're overthinking
> it.
>
> I try to stay limber, and overthinking keeps the
> brain sharp. But wouldn't it have been great
> "radio" if Oscar had said "It sounds like you're
> trying to blame the Jews, Mike"?
>
> The Time Value of Free Soviet Jewelry! Semitrics!

I tend to agree. And it's about time LFF turned his lazer focus from black pornographers to the real problem; money lenders.

PS--I've always assumed that when LFF showed his disgust for spring break vids and complained about the black pornographers he was trying to say he saw a lot of dudes who looked like the ones he'd seen in porn. He was creeped out because he saw guys straight out of Blacks on Blondes sneaking around lovely young white girls. Which says a lot about Mike.

Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is not improved
> by reciting the lyrics wrong over the song,
> Fuckwaddle.
>
> And because Fatt Rob doesn't actually listen to
> songs, he didn't know everyone died.

And despite learning all on board DID die, he later says "relatives of the survivors are still around."

Mike is fascinated by UFO's. So much so that he clambers atop his SUV to get a closer look at them.

And they wonder why old WJFK wanted them to clear things with CBS lawyers before doing anything. What a bunch of hacks.

Mike pronounces "quinoa" key-no-ah. Guess I can't hate him that much for that, but Oscar either wasn't listening or didn't care to correct him.