I used to think Oscar was a little bit smart, but now... Guess I gave him too much credit.

I wonder if the contest was part of a project for school.

If so, Oscar must be freaking out.

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> This is how we violate the TOS. This is how we
> are TOS violaters.


niiiice

I mean seriously, they simply thought they could absolve Amazon by some disclaimer, put "no purchase necessary" on it, and do whatever they wanted? How fucking dumb are you? No one on a real radio station staff would even bring a contest that stupid up!

I can shit in a box, slap a disclaimer on it, and give it away, but it's still a box of shit.

I guess they didn't give it to their legal console for review.

670...Semper Fat
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> One thing is for sure.
>
> When they got the email threatening to take away
> their affiliation, they moved faster than they had
> in years.


without a doubt

This reeks of O5car and his somewhat limited grasp of HOW SHIT WORKS!

I wonder if Carla thinks O5car was trying to screw Mike over.

Where's yer AU degree now?

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I wonder if the contest was part of a project for
> school.
>
> If so, Oscar must be freaking out.


Possible, but I think Mike would have thrown him under the bus if that was the case....especially if he could tie it in to the MBA

Yeah but I bet O5car told Mike "not to talk about it while our account is under further review", or some shit. That's what I'd do. Mike's too fukkin lazy and stupid to challenge O5car.

So Oscar figured if he just wrote some copy absolving Amazon that they wouldn't care. Never mind Amazon has an obligation to enforce its contracts.

Good news, Oscar!

Your school offers several dual degree programs, among them MBA/JD (JD stands for jurist doctor, but you knew that).

Maybe TMOS could pick up the additional costs. If you look at it as an investment in the show, how could they not, especially after recent legal issues?

Really, which is the better investment: a snow blower in Florida, or a co-worker equally adept at business AND law?

Considering the time value of money, the price point for the JD degree approaches zero when amortized over the length of your contract (perpetuity).

Have Mike run it by Carla; she's the one with CFO credentials.

Juris

but Enzo knew that, so no biggie

Haha O5car you're never going to live this one down. You finally joined the fatt asses in stupidity. Thank you for giving us the greatest week ever!

If you fucking losers want to grow the show, why don't you start by actually doing 5 live a week instead of punting every Friday. Who the fuck is Mike? Stern?!!!!

i have to question the language "must be 18 to apply." Shouldn't it be "eligible" instead of "apply?" It's not like they can vet who applies, but they can vet which applicants are eligible.

It would have been hilarious had lottery continued and the winner was someone who had read the, ahem, rules, and entered without making an Amazon purchase.

"And the TMOS Amazon MVP of 2015 is .... James Sorce! Woo hoo!! The lucky Mr. Sorce will have ALL of his qualified Amazon purchases paid for, totaling...uh...click here for more details...oh, right, Oscar, that's what you were talking about in the pre-show meeting...James has won a 2016 TMOS Bonus Package!!! Because he GETS IT!!"

Why is Oscar mumbling about taking up his brother's offer to be a live-in child care provider in Bel Air?

That photo of Mike above -- looks like the new inmate on Orange is the New Black -- Michaela, transitioning to male. The breasts are the last to go.

We blew right through pages 666 thru 669, huh?

People make mistakes. Ok fine you guys win. Move on. Reveling in ruining other people's lives is mean and creepy.

^^ Nice, regular FFXU'er posting as a defeated klubber. I like.

Piece on John Oliver's last show about the British gov collecting individuals' internet website history data.

Oliver: If you know a person visited yahoo.com, you'd know they'd just had a stroke and forgot the word "Google."

Hi, Mike.

AS we roll into the holiday season, I think it is time to sit back and review the year in TMOS then come up with the following:

1.) A consensus of the top ten epic fails of TMOS in 2015
2.) A name for that list (The Golden Pork Awards)

Who is with me?

The great Amazon caper should probably be in the top 5

Oscar or someone screwed up their contest. So what. Your glorying in it is not nice. It's unkind. I am sure they're upset about it. They're human, they make mistakes. They will fix it. Then you can compliment them on how well they rebound, right?

Golden Pork Chop Awards that is....or perhaps The Golden Suitcase Award....discuss

Stop picking on them! I'm telling!

Can't ever go wrong with suitcase reference... classic.

The Golden Porkchops is the award show. Each category's winner gets a Golden Porkchop.

The pinnacle award category, handed out last, is The Golden Suitcase.

I nominate The Amazon MVP Fiasco for this year's Golden Suitcase.

Much appreciated if someone with Photoshop skills could step up and design the trophies.

wait a minute Wrote:
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> It would have been hilarious had lottery continued
> and the winner was someone who had read the, ahem,
> rules, and entered without making an Amazon
> purchase.
>
> "And the TMOS Amazon MVP of 2015 is .... James
> Sorce! Woo hoo!! The lucky Mr. Sorce will have ALL
> of his qualified Amazon purchases paid for,
> totaling...uh...click here for more details...oh,
> right, Oscar, that's what you were talking about
> in the pre-show meeting...James has won a 2016
> TMOS Bonus Package!!! Because he GETS IT!!"

That's where this rigged disaster was heading. The thought that they would have picked someone at random is insane. They already knew who was going to "win". This promotion was a scam from the get-go. Remember, these are the fuckers who for months pushed WeightNot as the "THE BEST weight loss program even EIGHTT was inflating like a Macy's balloon. (Nevermind the host who could not stick to the program in the first place.) They're hucksters to the Nth degree. You would think the lemmings of the TMOS Klub would appreciate the fact that FFXU brought this to Amazon's attention and helped shut it down.

Now, can someone look at the fine print regarding their Bonus Show package? I'm too busy jizzing.

BasementDweller Wrote:
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> I nominate The Amazon MVP Fiasco for this year's
> Golden Suitcase.


The year is still young....

I will give them a compliment: yesterday's show had some entertaining moments when it became apparent that Fatt Rob does not understand the difference between a credit and debit card. And LOLscar brought up the iPad his mother purchased for him again. I nominate Blob(b) for the "Thinnest-Skinned Fat Man" Golden Porkchop.

In a preemptive move, I nominate TMOS's handling and attempted correction of the Amazon MVP for this year's Golden Suitcase. Gold, Jerry, pure gold.

Some epic fails off the top of my head
Open Mike
Friday "pretend" podcasts complete with changing clothes
Any interview given by Mike
Any boat trailering

Was TMOS 1000 this year?

Unfortunately #TMOS1000 was April 2014.

Eligible for a lifetime achievement suitcase though.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> I will give them a compliment: yesterday's show
> had some entertaining moments when it became
> apparent that Fatt Rob does not understand the
> difference between a credit and debit card. And
> LOLscar brought up the iPad his mother purchased
> for him again. I nominate Blob(b) for the
> "Thinnest-Skinned Fat Man" Golden Porkchop.

You mean this moment? Here's Headd desperately trying to explain that he really does know what a debit card is. Looks like LFF is skeptical while Oscar mocks him.
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Priceless! In his defense - his wife makes the money - he just spends it on garbage.



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In defense of Robb, Oscar's total lack of understanding of "Terms and Conditions" is almost as bad.

b73wM Wrote:
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> Oscar or someone screwed up their contest. So
> what. Your glorying in it is not nice. It's
> unkind. I am sure they're upset about it. They're
> human, they make mistakes. They will fix it. Then
> you can compliment them on how well they rebound,
> right?


Hahaha! Roleplaying!

I'll be myself from FFU; "LFF stinks and O5car slipped up like we all routinely claim. the contest was a way to funnel some dough to a pre-picked fan, probably a removed family member."

#sauce

don_not_mike_fan Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did anyone else catch it yesterday? I was
> > surprised, but it really wasn't very good.
>
> surprised it happened or surprised it wasnt
> good... the first no shit don left, and the second
> no shit don left

Epic fail nominations:

Mike coerces a crying Carla to ream Oscar "on the air," then sides with the blindsided Oscar at the end.

The Lincoln-Douglas debates between Mike "AU" O'Meara and Oscar "YouTube" Santana about a week ago.

Potential future nomination: when Robb takes up Coach Stains on his announcer job.

I'm on vacation this week, so I haven't been checking in...but now, I've had to go back and find out about this Amazon debacle! How incredibly stupid -- maybe Oscar should go to law school next?

Really, FFXU is just a bunch a keyboard millennial warriors..

Bunch of non silly bazilly DONKS...

Let Mike have a few Amazon duckies, I mean between us and Chad Dukes, we stole their jobs...

FFXU please work on getting JP fired...

Me, Cakes, and Lurch would love to split it 3 ways, and then maybe JP can go over to the loser table at TMOS.

#FireJP
#Don&MikeOverrated
#BigO=NoTalent
#RobbIsJustaPhoneScreener

Good Morning You Goo Gobbling Bastards.....

Week Ends Hear Have A Can Of Beer (JA)
Looking Like A Heineken Week End For Mr Thickness!!!

There Are No Amazon Issues So Let's Put That Obsession To Rest, You Know Mr Thickness Dispisizes Repatition

Now, Let's All Form A Circle And Fondle Are Hairy Balls While Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives

S

L

V

2015

Dear Mr. O'Meara (I'm using your real name because I know you read this)

Watch Ricky Gervais and any episode of An Idiot Abroad, take notes, and find a way to work that dynamic into the TMOS show. Spewak is his most tolerable when the rest of you are making him miserable. Please find ways to keep making him your simple-minded Karl Pilkington idiot and you might gain back a few listeners.

Can you imagine how unwatchable a Karl Pilkington show would be? About as unlistenable as Unemployabble's audio vaults. Keep him in the background, you and Oscar can continue be the straight guys (metaphorically and sexually), and talk about the mostly normal stuff that interests the two of you. Then, once and a while, when it's time to compare and contrast, turn on Unemployabble's microphone for a few wacky comments and then mock and deride him for being out of touch, an overgrown man-baby girly-man, and for living in his own world. A little goes a long way with that turd so keep him on a tight leash.

Thank you for your time.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

my name goes here Wrote:
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> Dear Mr. O'Meara (I'm using your real name because
> I know you read this)
>
> Watch Ricky Gervais and any episode of An Idiot
> Abroad, take notes, and find a way to work that
> dynamic into the TMOS show. Spewak is his most
> tolerable when the rest of you are making him
> miserable. Please find ways to keep making him
> your simple-minded Karl Pilkington idiot and you
> might gain back a few listeners.
>
> Can you imagine how unwatchable a Karl Pilkington
> show would be? About as unlistenable as
> Unemployabble's audio vaults. Keep him in the
> background, you and Oscar can continue be the
> straight guys (metaphorically and sexually), and
> talk about the mostly normal stuff that interests
> the two of you. Then, once and a while, when it's
> time to compare and contrast, turn on
> Unemployabble's microphone for a few wacky
> comments and then mock and deride him for being
> out of touch, an overgrown man-baby girly-man, and
> for living in his own world. A little goes a long
> way with that turd so keep him on a tight leash.
>
> Thank you for your time.

Spot on. Unfortunately it will go unheeded. That fat fucking cackling assbag just verbally shits all over everything. God forbid someone like Pony or an intern pauses for a NANOSECOND, that fat fuck leaps on them like they're idiots. Yeah Fat Rob, heaven forbid they actually form a thoughtful reply before he pounces. That obese piece of shit has about 5 stock response templates that he just regurgitates on a daily basis. I really want him to be involved in a horrific car crash.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> it became
> apparent that Fatt Rob does not understand the
> difference between a credit and debit card.


hahaha what a doink

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> I will give them a compliment: yesterday's show
> had some entertaining moments when it became
> apparent that Fatt Rob does not understand the
> difference between a credit and debit card. And
> LOLscar brought up the iPad his mother purchased
> for him again. I nominate Blob(b) for the
> "Thinnest-Skinned Fat Man" Golden Porkchop.


yeah, the Oscar/dirty bomb comment was the funniest thing Robb has said this year...and it was true...Oscar got it all in , the Vegatable stand, the money borrowed from his Mommy, the lack of participation in his family's finances....I was waiting for him to scream "BIG DADDY DAN WILKINSON" too



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More credit card/debit card discussion. Little Robbay growing weary of being told what a fucking doofus he is.
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Golden Porkchops:

2 year old Bernie Sanders
Sandbars
The Dinghy
The Audio Book?
The lil' junior birthday gift presentation fail
Any "appearance" this year

Oscar's "How to failcast" class.

Robb - "Eight is my favorite number "

LFF making an ass of himself in front of his family at the community picnic.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF making an ass of himself in front of his
> family at the community picnic.

Do tell.

LFF has to *gasp* care for his own son this weekend, so Friday is the LOLscar and Blob(b) show. Except they recorded yesterday. LOLscar took off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to prerecord a show. Try harder, again.
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You've got to be kidding me.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF has to *gasp* care for his own son this
> weekend, so Friday is the LOLscar and Blob(b)
> show. Except they recorded yesterday. LOLscar took
> off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL
> sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to prerecord a
> show. Try harder, again.

Yet Spewak and Oscar stated (for what it's worth) that LFF couldn't do the "Friday" show as Carla was leaving him with the bitten baby Fri-Sun. (What a thing to do to that poor child -- she must be having problems bonding with him -- not to mention it's arguably neglectful to leave 2 yo with him for a weekend). So she must have scooted Thursday noon-ish, hitting the Hurricane Evacuation Route road outta Ft. Myers as soon as the Full Mike Warning was issued over the Amazon MVP thing, leaving no time for Mike to arrange 90 minutes of babysitting so he could participate in recording the second show.

18006361067 Wrote:
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> You've got to be kidding me.
>
> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF has to *gasp* care for his own son this
> > weekend, so Friday is the LOLscar and Blob(b)
> > show. Except they recorded yesterday. LOLscar
> took
> > off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL
> > sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to prerecord
> a
> > show. Try harder, again.

In the first 30 minutes I learned:
1. MBA-to-be O5car thinks that tall buildings are shorter because they don't have a 13th floor (stated completely deadpan. I don't believe it was schtick)

2. According to Headdd, young Rob is a shoe queen. He has 10 pairs of sneakers (!?) Cary must be thrilled that along with Headdd wasting her hard earned money on Elvis reissues that her son has more pairs of expensive Nikes than an actual athlete would have.

FDB couldn't do the show not because he had to watch li'l Michael, but because he misplaced him.

"Dammit Frankie!"

I am so ready for Mr. Thickness's Hawaii pics, I've got my towel and lotion all laid out. Locked and loaded, good to go, ready to launch.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF making an ass of himself in front of his
> family at the community picnic.

"LFF making an ass of himself" should be its own category at the awards ceremony.

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> 18006361067 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You've got to be kidding me.
> >
> > Four Hour Club Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > LFF has to *gasp* care for his own son this
> > > weekend, so Friday is the LOLscar and Blob(b)
> > > show. Except they recorded yesterday. LOLscar
> > took
> > > off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL
> > > sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to
> prerecord
> > a
> > > show. Try harder, again.
>
> In the first 30 minutes I learned:
> 1. MBA-to-be O5car thinks that tall buildings are
> shorter because they don't have a 13th floor
> (stated completely deadpan. I don't believe it was
> schtick)
>
> 2. According to Headdd, young Rob is a shoe queen.
> He has 10 pairs of sneakers (!?) Cary must be
> thrilled that along with Headdd wasting her hard
> earned money on Elvis reissues that her son has
> more pairs of expensive Nikes than an actual
> athlete would have.

If I were Cary, I'd be less concerned with my young son's shoe collection than I would be about:
--My fat load of a husband not knowing the difference between a debit card and a credit card
--His buying vinyl albums for music he already owns
--His buying an Elvis season-changing station...AND HAVING IT ON DISPLAY IN MY HOME
--His hanging a photo of Elvis over the fireplace rather than a family photo
--His obsession with b&w musicals and knowing all the tunes in those musicals
--His preference for taking a shitload of meds rather than trying to diet and/or exercise his way to better health
--His interrupting me with bad puns when I'm trying to watch football
--His uncanny ability to take announcing gigs that pay nothing
--His insistence on calling me "Nathan Lane" in bed

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> In the first 30 minutes I learned:
> 1. MBA-to-be O5car thinks that tall buildings are
> shorter because they don't have a 13th floor
> (stated completely deadpan. I don't believe it was
> schtick)

Agree completely with your take -- Oscar was seriously concerned/upset that buildings were one floor shorter than they otherwise would be due to the owner's fear of having a 13th floor. Pony had to point out the obvious.

I get a sense of his dad's disappointment -- he fathers and raises doctors and .... Oscar.

Emmy Oscar Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF making an ass of himself in front of his
> > family at the community picnic.
>
> "LFF making an ass of himself" should be its own
> category at the awards ceremony.

Nope -- that would cause the show to run waaaaay over.

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> More credit card/debit card discussion. Little
> Robbay growing weary of being told what a fucking
> doofus he is.


that is hilarious...thanks for including the timestamp in the caps Hackk

Sauce Walka Wrote:
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> Robb - "Eight is my favorite number "


a strong eight?

>LOLscar took off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to prerecord a show. Try harder, again.
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So Oscar's shirt says to defend your turf. Is Robb8 the turf? He looks the size of a football field.

peekza, please stop posting your gay porn in the Fairfax section. People are getting tired of seeing it.

When Fatfuck Robb walks into the room wearing that funky red sweatshirt, do people say "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"?

Can't wait for LFF to drop his hot take on the Paris attack on Monday.

Page Turner Wrote:
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> We blew right through pages 666 thru 669, huh?

Blew - 69 - sounds about right.

Thirsty Wrote:
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> When Fatfuck Robb walks into the room wearing that
> funky red sweatshirt, do people say "Hey
> Kool-Aid!!!"?

"Ohhhh yeah!!!!!"

peekza Wrote:
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> Sauce Walka Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb - "Eight is my favorite number "
>
>
> a strong eight?

Eight may be considered lucky in China, but not in America, solely because Spewak considers himself an 8 and it's his favorite number.

Mira Wrote:
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> Can't wait for LFF to drop his hot take on the
> Paris attack on Monday.

I predict he will take a strong position against it. He may even take a bold stance and say "I'M TIRED OF IT!" Going out on a limb, I predict he will find a way to say it's our fault, or at least the Republicans' fault, or Trump's fault.

---

TMOS - that last booger that you can't quite dig out of the nose of the internet

There is nothing wrong with TMOS that sustained performance over time won't fix.

Keep in mind Mike's guy wants us to look more like France.

Mira Wrote:
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> Can't wait for LFF to drop his hot take on the
> Paris attack on Monday.


Well, of course, this affects him more than anyone else, because he's from Paris. He once spent a week there.

So Carla left to get her fuck on? I wouldn't leave my kid with O'Meara for an hour much less 3 days, but that's just me.

I think the Amazon thing has blown Mike out. Also you know, Jack Diamond, one of Mike's many nemisises, is returning to his cherry major market morning drive gig. That's the kind of shit that drives Mike batshit. Isn't Mike?
No worries Mike, your on an unrated Iowa station 4 days a week, because you can't do 5 live, but still Capt. Steve love you because it's free!

You 3 lazy fucks get what you give.You don't give a shit, so what do you expect?

Like attracts Like....

Robb likes number 8 because he looks like it. Bigg fatt hedd on a bigg fatt body. Plus the past tense of eat is ate.

I like the pic on top. It says "Look! I'm a pretend man on a pretend radio show!"

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> You 3 lazy fucks get what you give.You don't give
> a shit, so what do you expect?
>
> Like attracts Like....


YES. This sums the whole thing up.

A woman has needs...

The 13th floor comment further cements my belief that Oscar is more of a dim bulb than I anticipated. Has he not been in a lot of tall buildings? I think he must have eaten lots of lead-laced Latin American candy as a kid.

Good thing O5car isn't taking architecture.

"We want a building 175 feet tall, 15 stories, but no 13th floor."

O5car: "so it will be 160 feet high."

"Ummmmm....."

Carla's a Seminole with a semen hole.

What sort of mountaineering gear do the ladies use when they clamber aboard the good ship Diploma-T-Do and the U.S.S. Hambone to (ugh) fulfill their marital obligation?

Sure do miss that Amazon ad at the opening of the show...

Another Golden Pork Chop goes to:

The Skype Incident!

Literally, hand to God, I've listened to parts of maybe 5 shows this year and I can still pull Golden Pork Chops thanks to the hard listening of the fine posters here!

.
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^^^^ OH FUCK YES! ^^^^^

And the the Golden Dinghy Oar award goes to:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That pic us guaranteed to make suitcases fly!

Before we get too crazy, yes I know it's not Diamond's face. I'm lazy like that.

There once was a man from D.C.
Who thought a contest would be easy.
But then terms were broken,
and they haven't spoken
of that contest that was nothing but sleazy.

There once was a man from DC
and Connecticut
and Boston
and Maine

You think Jack Diamond will have to stop at an elementary school parking lot to eat ice cream as a "pick me up" now that he'll be working morning drivetime?

Picture is for Mike O'Meara's benefit, since I know he'll check this thread over the weekend.
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Kirk, Jack Diamond... it's almost like not burning bridges is a decent career plan. But you might have to have some talent, a work ethic, or a personality unlike a kindergartner. So that's right out. Or, you could maintain two houses, have a baby in your mid fifties with your health in the gutter and host a lackluster podcast subsisting on the charity of a horse-faced horse owner. Surely it'll work out. What could possibly go wrong. Boom-Bamm, 'conomy all the way.

My apologies to Krappy Heifer, you seem like a nice lady, but you're culpable by this point.



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Well played! As Mike once said "on air": "Do we know Eddie Trunk?"

Here's what passes for entertainment in the Klub.
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Air Spewaks Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 18006361067 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You've got to be kidding me.
> > >
> > > Four Hour Club Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > LFF has to *gasp* care for his own son this
> > > > weekend, so Friday is the LOLscar and
> Blob(b)
> > > > show. Except they recorded yesterday.
> LOLscar
> > > took
> > > > off his jacket, Fatt Rob kept on his XXXXXL
> > > > sweat-tent. LFF can't be bothered to
> > prerecord
> > > a
> > > > show. Try harder, again.
> >
> > In the first 30 minutes I learned:
> > 1. MBA-to-be O5car thinks that tall buildings
> are
> > shorter because they don't have a 13th floor
> > (stated completely deadpan. I don't believe it
> was
> > schtick)
> >
> > 2. According to Headdd, young Rob is a shoe
> queen.
> > He has 10 pairs of sneakers (!?) Cary must be
> > thrilled that along with Headdd wasting her
> hard
> > earned money on Elvis reissues that her son has
> > more pairs of expensive Nikes than an actual
> > athlete would have.
>
> If I were Cary, I'd be less concerned with my
> young son's shoe collection than I would be about:
>
> --My fat load of a husband not knowing the
> difference between a debit card and a credit card
> --His buying vinyl albums for music he already
> owns
> --His buying an Elvis season-changing
> station...AND HAVING IT ON DISPLAY IN MY HOME
> --His hanging a photo of Elvis over the fireplace
> rather than a family photo
> --His obsession with b&w musicals and knowing all
> the tunes in those musicals
> --His preference for taking a shitload of meds
> rather than trying to diet and/or exercise his way
> to better health
> --His interrupting me with bad puns when I'm
> trying to watch football
> --His uncanny ability to take announcing gigs that
> pay nothing
> --His insistence on calling me "Nathan Lane" in
> bed

yeeeeeeessssssssssssssssiiIRRRRRRRRR

Thirsty Wrote:
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> When Fatfuck Robb walks into the room wearing that
> funky red sweatshirt, do people say "Hey
> Kool-Aid!!!"?


ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Another Golden Pork Chop goes to:
>
> The Skype Incident!


which one?