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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 14, 2015 12:35AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Kirk, Jack Diamond... it's almost like not burning
> bridges is a decent career plan. But you might
> have to have some talent, a work ethic, or a
> personality unlike a kindergartner. So that's
> right out. Or, you could maintain two houses, have
> a baby in your mid fifties with your health in the
> gutter and host a lackluster podcast subsisting on
> the charity of a horse-faced horse owner. Surely
> it'll work out. What could possibly go wrong.
> Boom-Bamm, 'conomy all the way.
>
> My apologies to Krappy Heifer, you seem like a
> nice lady, but you're culpable by this point.

math checks out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:35AM

671...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:06AM

Cary: Although no one would ever ask, Robb will happily tell you (and tell you, and tell you) 8 is his favorite number because both he and Elvis were born on the 8th. I once pointed out that Elvis died in the 8th month, but that didn't shake him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Death on the 8ths ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:37AM

^
^
^
This explains why Cary is always sad in September and on the 9th of every month.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: November 14, 2015 08:15AM

Carla: If anyone is in Ft. Myers or knows someone who is, could they check in on Mike and Michael? I can't raise Mike on his phone. The sitter can't get there till this afternoon.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: November 14, 2015 08:23AM

Speaking of Elvis, that was the look Spewak was going for with his sideburns in the above photo. Sharon was disturbingly pleased.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Canine Caregiver ()
Date: November 14, 2015 08:53AM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: If anyone is in Ft. Myers or knows someone
> who is, could they check in on Mike and Michael? I
> can't raise Mike on his phone. The sitter can't
> get there till this afternoon.

Make sure you buy Frankie some treats. He's the only responsible adult in the house right now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 14, 2015 09:53AM

Death on the 8ths Wrote:
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> ^
> ^
> ^
> This explains why Cary is always sad in September
> and on the 9th of every month.


Does anal day fall on an 8 too?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 10:01AM

Excellent Job Babies, Thanks For Taking My Request To Eat Up Pages And Moving Us Out Of The Devils Page, Good To Know You Respect You're Master!!!
You Will Be Rewarded

Feel Free To Obsess Over Other Men's Wives And Gobblers Some Goo You Have Earned It My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies



Working From Home Today So Will Have Limited Time To Pop In, Sorry


Slv20q5

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Well... ()
Date: November 14, 2015 10:39AM

I wonder how many klubbers are still racking up Amazon purchases for the MVP Lottery, since its demise has not been addressed by the gang.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Amazin' .... FAAAACE! ()
Date: November 14, 2015 11:07AM

TMOS Amazon MVP shall arise from the asses...er, ashes, like a Phoenix and be a resounding success. Oscar will have the last cackle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 14, 2015 11:26AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Excellent Job Babies, Thanks For Taking My Request
> To Eat Up Pages And Moving Us Out Of The Devils
> Page, Good To Know You Respect You're Master!!!
> You Will Be Rewarded
>
> Feel Free To Obsess Over Other Men's Wives And
> Gobblers Some Goo You Have Earned It My Beautiful
> White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies
>
> Working From Home Today So Will Have Limited Time
> To Pop In, Sorry
>
>
> Slv20q5

Shut up and post those pictures.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: November 14, 2015 12:26PM

Well... Wrote:
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> I wonder how many klubbers are still racking up
> Amazon purchases for the MVP Lottery, since its
> demise has not been addressed by the gang.

Way to screw your listeners. Dont tell them the contest is stopped, but keep making them buy stuff to enter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jojojoblowmie ()
Date: November 14, 2015 01:12PM

exffx Wrote:
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> Well... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder how many klubbers are still racking up
> > Amazon purchases for the MVP Lottery, since its
> > demise has not been addressed by the gang.
>
> Way to screw your listeners. Dont tell them the
> contest is stopped, but keep making them buy stuff
> to enter.

Precisely THIS^^^^.

Mike and Robb are so sleazy.

Oscar doesn't seem like this much of a scumbag but he is easily influenced enough and a big enough follower to fall right in line.

These shit birds will never voluntarily own up to the Amazon scam or voluntarily announce its premature conclusion.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 14, 2015 01:23PM

Since Robb and Mike have been to France and O5car is watching a you tube video about it, I expect expert analysis of the Paris attack this Monday, that is if Mike can bother doing the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Frenchie ()
Date: November 14, 2015 01:33PM

Mike and Robb both love French Fries. This attack is like an attack on their Super-Sized, fat-encrusted hearts.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: November 14, 2015 01:34PM

Jojojoblowmie Wrote:
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> premature conclusion.

Boy, are we both familiar with that.

Easy, we know...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 14, 2015 01:40PM

They love French bread and French toast too!

But not French dressing, that's for salad, ick!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:34PM

I predict that Fatt Rob, or as the French call him, "Le Fatt Rob" will once again demonstrate that, no, he doesn't actually remember any of his high school French.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:42PM

French curve

French tickler

French leave

French letter

French door

French's Mustard

Pardon my French

Mr. French

Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: VasDas ()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:53PM

Mike is very angry about the terrorists.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: pray for us ()
Date: November 14, 2015 03:27PM

I hope it's just a nasty rumor that Mike's going to be Donald Duck Trump commenting on Paris next show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 03:43PM

Work Is Done Babies, It's Heineken Time.

Let's Chat Goo Gobbling Babies


Slv2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 03:44PM

Have A Marvelous Bottle Of Hatcher 09 Cab For Later


Skv205

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 03:54PM

The Boy's Dint Do Nuffins, Why Be Capping On Dems, Ain't No Time For Dat, The Amazon Issue Never Existed


SLV

2
0
1
5

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Robb ()
Date: November 14, 2015 03:55PM

Dear God, Pay Attention to Me! Even if I Have to Adopt a "Buddy Love" Persona - aka Mr Thickness - To Get the Attention I so Desperately Crave!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yes sure yep ()
Date: November 14, 2015 04:16PM

I don't think Eightt is Mr Thickness because Eightt is too smart to spell so many words incorrectly and too stupid to do it intentionally.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: This just in ()
Date: November 14, 2015 04:23PM

Daddy's little helper with Mikey this weekend.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: November 14, 2015 04:46PM

VasDas Wrote:
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> Mike is very angry about the terrorists.


Mike is so upset he's had a lot of drinky drinks, could only eat one din-din and did a biiiig potty!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:05PM

Mike will conduct five minutes of silence to honor the French. He's busy doing extra show prep right now so as to ensure that can still get all the funny in.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mira ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:16PM

Will Robbay be able to restrain himself from playing the fresh "Ah.. the french" clip during the moment of silence?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Viva La TMOS ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:28PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike will conduct five minutes of silence to honor
> the French. He's busy doing extra show prep right
> now so as to ensure that can still get all the
> funny in.

If Mike has too much drinky-drink the night before, they might just conduct 74 minutes of silence to honor the French.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:30PM

I Love When Robb Answers With An Emmhuh Like He Is In The Middle Of A Sip Of Water, Emmmhuh.. So Adorable..

SLV 2015

Do Any Of You BABIES Have A Tip At Del Mar Today? Need A Long Shot, Baby Needs New Shoes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:37PM

When I Licked Carla's Pussy A Couple Weeks Ago It Tasted Like A Nine Volt Battery, You Know When You Lay You're Tongue Across The Negative And Positive Posts At The Same Time, Very Strange, Maybe It's Because Mr Thickness Is A Master Electrician? ??


Say La Vee. 2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:38PM

This just in Wrote:
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> Daddy's little helper with Mikey this weekend.


Yummy

SLV 2025

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Relatable Mike ()
Date: November 14, 2015 05:47PM

Mike has a special connection to the Parisians. He, too, has been treated rudely in restaurants. Remember that obnoxious couple who ate their meal in silence?
There, but for the grace of God...

I just hope the French can hang on until TMOS turns the firehose of concern in their direction, a la Baltimore.

As a show of support, TMOS is offering copies of Open Mike at half price for all Parisians. Just provide your receipt along with a copy of your birth certificate to qualify for the rebate. Must be eighteen years of age or older to participate. No purchase necessary to enter. Relatives of TMOS employees and interns are not eligible. TMOS reserves the right to change anything anytime for any reason. Bookmark it, now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FrizzleWhizz ()
Date: November 14, 2015 06:31PM

Ironically the only one really obsessing here is Mr. Thickness/Robb.

Sad. Pathetic, really.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike Can Relate ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:01PM

My God. Speaking of relating, ISIS targeted a rock concert. Could you imagine what would happen if ISIS targeted a TMOS appearance? There might be tens of victims! Some even not directly related to the show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:10PM

Relatable Mike Wrote:
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> Mike has a special connection to the Parisians.
> He, too, has been treated rudely in restaurants.
> Remember that obnoxious couple who ate their meal
> in silence?
> There, but for the grace of God...
>
> I just hope the French can hang on until TMOS
> turns the firehose of concern in their direction,
> a la Baltimore.
>
> As a show of support, TMOS is offering copies of
> Open Mike at half price for all Parisians. Just
> provide your receipt along with a copy of your
> birth certificate to qualify for the rebate. Must
> be eighteen years of age or older to participate.
> No purchase necessary to enter. Relatives of TMOS
> employees and interns are not eligible. TMOS
> reserves the right to change anything anytime for
> any reason. Bookmark it, now.

LOL!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:11PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> When I Licked Carla's Pussy A Couple Weeks Ago It
> Tasted Like A Nine Volt Battery, You Know When You
> Lay You're Tongue Across The Negative And Positive
> Posts At The Same Time, Very Strange, Maybe It's
> Because Mr Thickness Is A Master Electrician? ??
>
>
> Say La Vee. 2015

That's a sign that your sex doll has an electrical defect. You should return it to Amazon for replacement.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ralph Nader ()
Date: November 14, 2015 07:48PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I Licked Carla's Pussy A Couple Weeks Ago
> It
> > Tasted Like A Nine Volt Battery, You Know When
> You
> > Lay You're Tongue Across The Negative And
> Positive
> > Posts At The Same Time, Very Strange, Maybe
> It's
> > Because Mr Thickness Is A Master Electrician?
> ??
> >
> >
> > Say La Vee. 2015
>
> That's a sign that your sex doll has an electrical
> defect. You should return it to Amazon for
> replacement.

I suggest he just ask for his money back. The MVP contest has been cancelled.

Mr Hess should pick up a rescue dog and buy a jar of Jiffy's peanut butter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: EjMyC ()
Date: November 15, 2015 12:12AM

Our absentee father, who art in Florida,
Fucked up be thy knee.
Give us this day a fucking live show,
And talk shit to John Smith on Facebook,
As we bust thy balls with Amazon.

For thine is the porkchop, the suitcase, and ear-cunt.
For El Spic and Fatt Rob, amen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 15, 2015 01:11AM

When the doctor told the two drunk parents that their son would eventually grow to over 6 feet, what they didn't hear was this was a prediction of his WIDTH, not HEIGHT.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 08:33AM

It's over 6 feet!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: VCFy9 ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:46AM

worship


the act of showing attention and love for a god especially by congregating with other people who believe in the same god



Keep worshiping your God known as MOM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Billtbob ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:52AM

This is pretty good!



Our absentee father, who art in Florida,
Fucked up be thy knee.
Give us this day a fucking live show,
And talk shit to John Smith on Facebook,
As we bust thy balls with Amazon.

For thine is the porkchop, the suitcase, and ear-cunt.
For El Spic and Fatt Rob, amen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:17AM

Ralph Nader Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Thickness Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When I Licked Carla's Pussy A Couple Weeks
> Ago
> > It
> > > Tasted Like A Nine Volt Battery, You Know
> When
> > You
> > > Lay You're Tongue Across The Negative And
> > Positive
> > > Posts At The Same Time, Very Strange, Maybe
> > It's
> > > Because Mr Thickness Is A Master Electrician?
> > ??
> > >
> > >
> > > Say La Vee. 2015
> >
> > That's a sign that your sex doll has an
> electrical
> > defect. You should return it to Amazon for
> > replacement.
>


> I suggest he just ask for his money back. The MVP
> contest has been cancelled.

Actually most people don't know that. Even most Klubbers that don't have an ax to grind with us. TMOS hasn't made an announcement about the contest, have they?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dick Tionary ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:40AM

klubber

TMOS sycophant who is so stupid that he can't come up with an original name and so lazy that he limits his comments to one word and copies the rest out of a dictionary.

SEE ALSO: Todd Hess, P1, loser, people who "get it"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:44AM

Cary: I hear they're considering have Amazon do one of its official giveaway things as a "re-set" to the MVP screw-up. Amazon handles all the details and TMOS selects which products available on Amazon it will purchase to be given away as prizes. Mike has directed that Oscar foot the bill for the products. Standoff for the time being. But what do I know?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dick Tionary ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:49AM

Dick Tionary Wrote:
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> klubber
>
> TMOS sycophant who is so stupid that he can't come
> up with an original name and so lazy that he
> limits his comments to one word and copies the
> rest out of a dictionary.
>
> SEE ALSO: Todd Hess, P1, loser, people who "get
> it"

Revisions: please replace 'stupid' with 'stupid or drunk'
please replace 'lazy' with 'lazy or drunk'
please replace 'sycophant' with ''sycophant or krew member'

Sorry for all the revisions; like Mike, I'm a perfectionist.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:54AM

Cary: Oh, yeah, and the value of the prizes given away has to be less than $500 per winner, I think, or Amazon needs the social security numbers of the entrants for tax reporting. Should not be a problem.

Mike and Robb long for corporate radio -- new media is a pain. They're like retired milk horses trying to trudge their old path.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jack Diamond ()
Date: November 15, 2015 10:58AM

It's amazing to me how little Mike understands an industry he worked in for two decades. Jack Diamond and Kirk both "get it." They've seen people move up and down the corporate ladder over the years. They know sometimes you have to bide your time in a second tier or third tier market until a better opportunity presents itself. They know you have to sit through sales and promotion meetings when your on-air shift is done (you mean radio really isn't a four-hour a day job?). Most of all, they know radio is a small world. A lot of these GMs and PMs know each other or know people who know each other. Leaving a station in a lurch by cutting out a week early or walking off mid-show gets around. Jack and Kirk understand these things and still have successful radio careers. Apparently Mike's need to "make a point" by being arrogant and burning bridges is more important than being smart.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 12:05PM

It's not that, it's that Mike is an asshole and everybody is tired of wiping his ass.
Except Robb and O5car.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 01:44PM

To celebrate Jack Diamond's return to the DC air waves tomorrow, Mike will return to the Iowa air waves!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 01:56PM

Mike will observe a minute of silence for his career tomorrow...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: November 15, 2015 02:21PM

Mike doesn't understand because Don did all the work.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob Spewak's Bag ()
Date: November 15, 2015 03:59PM

Hi. This is Rob Spewak's bag. You people are the only ones who can help me. It's so dark and humid here, and stench of rotting cheese is more than I can bear anymore. He only washes me the day after Cary's birthday and another birthday is more than I can take...all that slapping, slapping, slapping. Won't you please help Rob Spewak's bag? Put me out of my misery. Please.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Px4 ()
Date: November 15, 2015 04:06PM

exffx Wrote:
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> Mike doesn't understand because Don did all the
> work.


It was only a stint, how was Mike expected to learn anything in such a short amount of time?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 04:12PM

EjMyC Wrote:
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> Our absentee father, who art in Florida,
> Fucked up be thy knee.
> Give us this day a fucking live show,
> And talk shit to John Smith on Facebook,
> As we bust thy balls with Amazon.
>
> For thine is the porkchop, the suitcase, and
> ear-cunt.
> For El Spic and Fatt Rob, amen.


niiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 04:13PM

VCFy9 Wrote:
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> worship
>
>
> the act of showing attention and love for a god
> especially by congregating with other people who
> believe in the same god
>
>
>
> Keep worshiping your God known as MOM


you still envious of us?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 04:16PM

Dick Tionary Wrote:
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> klubber
>
> TMOS sycophant who is so stupid that he can't come
> up with an original name and so lazy that he
> limits his comments to one word and copies the
> rest out of a dictionary.
>
> SEE ALSO: Todd Hess, P1, loser, people who "get
> it"

well put

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Drunk and Fat with Spicolla ()
Date: November 15, 2015 04:24PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Cary: I hear they're considering have Amazon do
> one of its official giveaway things as a "re-set"
> to the MVP screw-up. Amazon handles all the
> details and TMOS selects which products available
> on Amazon it will purchase to be given away as
> prizes. Mike has directed that Oscar foot the bill
> for the products. Standoff for the time being. But
> what do I know?


Drunk: How dare you let your woman tip our hand about our next scheme! I told you to keep your mouth shut!
Fat: (blubber blubber) Sooory boss. (blubber blubber) Don't hit!
Spicolla: Aye yi yi! Me so broke!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Alien-Nation ()
Date: November 15, 2015 05:08PM

I have to give Mike credit. He's gone from alienating people trying to help him to alienating non-human web properties. I mean, he chased off Ronic and RJ, both of whom booked real live paying advertisers. Now he's pissed off Amazon and Fan Duel (seriously, how is such a thing possible). Somehow he still has Kappy, but that's probably more of a testament to her loneliness than a reflection of Mike's treatment of her. Mike just better hope she never gets a boyfriend, or it's "lights out" for TMOS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: November 15, 2015 05:21PM

Finished the 2 Big O & Dukes episodes for this week. They too are no longer doing Fan Duel spots like they had been doing since Football season started. Not a mention in either episode.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 15, 2015 05:30PM

Alien-Nation Wrote:
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> I have to give Mike credit. He's gone from
> alienating people trying to help him to alienating
> non-human web properties. I mean, he chased off
> Ronic and RJ, both of whom booked real live paying
> advertisers. Now he's pissed off Amazon and Fan
> Duel (seriously, how is such a thing possible).
> Somehow he still has Kappy, but that's probably
> more of a testament to her loneliness than a
> reflection of Mike's treatment of her. Mike just
> better hope she never gets a boyfriend, or it's
> "lights out" for TMOS.

She does have a boyfriend. Mr. Thickness loves her beautiful heart-shaped ass.

While there may or may not have been some shadiness with Ronic (Chosen People gonna Chosen People), RJ was working for free. The one mistake he made was being an adult cancer sufferer, not a "pediatric cancer survivor" like Fatt Rob's spare child.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 05:32PM

Alien-Nation Wrote:
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"Mike just better hope she never gets a boyfriend, or it's "lights out" for TMOS."


I'm sure Kappy is a nice person, but I think Mike is safe there.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 15, 2015 05:44PM

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> Alien-Nation Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> "Mike just better hope she never gets a boyfriend,
> or it's "lights out" for TMOS."
>
>
> I'm sure Kappy is a nice person, but I think Mike
> is safe there.


Yes, very.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 06:22PM

> Alien-Nation Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> "Mike just better hope she never gets a boyfriend,
> or it's "lights out" for TMOS."
>
The Way Oscar Says P!zza wrote:
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>I'm sure Kappy is a nice person, but I think Mike is safe there.


I don't know, she has a certain 'Carrie meets burn victim' look that some guys go nuts for.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/15/2015 08:14PM by My finger smells like funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 06:41PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> The Way Oscar Says P!zza wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -------
>
> >I'm sure Kappy is a nice person, but I think Mike
> is safe there.
>
>
> I don't know, she has a certain 'Carrie meets burn
> victim' look that some guys go nuts for.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thought Experimenter ()
Date: November 15, 2015 07:07PM

If Mike and Kappy are walking together out in public, does Mike get jealous if Kappy gets more stares?

Discuss.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Milk Cartons ()
Date: November 15, 2015 07:14PM

Has Carla returned home yet? Did Mikey Jr survive Pappa Drunky's babysitting adventure?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Appearance Bystander ()
Date: November 15, 2015 07:20PM

Mike Can Relate Wrote:
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> My God. Speaking of relating, ISIS targeted a rock
> concert. Could you imagine what would happen if
> ISIS targeted a TMOS appearance? There might be
> tens of victims! Some even not directly related to
> the show!

The conga line of death!

If I were there, I would use Robb for cover and concealment. Downside: he would attract the most bullets. Upside: most bullets can't penetrate 4 feet of casserole.

OTOH, if I found myself at one of their appearances, I might just eat a bullet myself.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 08:12PM

Mike, unfortunately, would probably survive an ISIS bombing of a TMOS meet'n greet as he would undoubtedly be out in the parking lot drunk and trying to beat up an entitled parking meter who looked at him wrong.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 08:21PM

Mike and Robbb tried to join ISIS but they couldn't find suicide vests that had button extenders.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:38PM

Mike Can Relate Wrote:
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> My God. Speaking of relating, ISIS targeted a rock
> concert. Could you imagine what would happen if
> ISIS targeted a TMOS appearance? There might be
> tens of victims! Some even not directly related to
> the show!

Why does ISIS want to kill us? They hate our overhead projectors.

This reminds me, Fuckwaddle was a drummer (to be clear,that's an alcoholic non-musician who's a step below a roadie on the ladder of music) in his own personal vanity band. So he can totally relate. Then he will call out Bono and U2 for showing up to lay flowers. And I would agree with that IF IT CAME FROM ANYONE BUT FAT DRUNK BABY.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:48PM

>Mike and Robbb tried to join ISIS but they couldn't find suicide vests that had button extenders.<

OH FUCK YES!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mira ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:53PM

If LFF tried to join ISIS, he would probably have Carla sew patches onto his suicide vest so he looked more authentic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 08:59PM

Fortunately over the weekend Mike has had time to get all the facts about the Paris terrorist attacks.
He and Robb will again talk about how they can relate since they were in New York on 9/11.
Mike will mention, (a-fucking-gain), that he walked 3000 blocks to ground zero to help the first responders.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:05PM

So they're never going to address the fail contest are they....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: kHhWT ()
Date: November 15, 2015 09:17PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Fortunately over the weekend Mike has had time to
> get all the facts about the Paris terrorist
> attacks.
> He and Robb will again talk about how they can
> relate since they were in New York on 9/11.
> Mike will mention, (a-fucking-gain), that he
> walked 3000 blocks to ground zero to help the
> first responders.

it was so brave of him to help out that day. If not for his efforts him I am not sure Osama would have been killed

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 10:02PM

I assume that everyone is mailing Bolivian goat porn pictures to mvp@mikeomearashow.com.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 15, 2015 10:52PM

Worry not, LFF changed his Facebook profile image and outlined his plan for world peace. Everyone can sleep soundly.
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:01PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Fortunately over the weekend Mike has had time to
> get all the facts about the Paris terrorist
> attacks.
> He and Robb will again talk about how they can
> relate since they were in New York on 9/11.
> Mike will mention, (a-fucking-gain), that he
> walked 3000 blocks to ground zero to help the
> first responders.

Totes forgot about that. I am in agreeance. "Just imagine what it must have been like. I was in New York on 9/11...blah, blah...Do we know Eddie Trunk?"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 15, 2015 11:04PM

That should be, "FEWER of these diabolical fucks wake up." I thought he said English was his best subject. Maybe he was too busy pounding on his desk to proofread his lecture before posting it.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/15/2015 11:05PM by Disgruntled OMearican.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Y9 ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:18PM

Proofreading is too much like show-prep, and that means doing some work.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:28PM

When disaster strikes, is the normal human reaction to rush to Facebook and find out what one's favorite (being generous here, but work with me) media personality thinks about it? Who cares what some bloated washed-up manatee of a former hotel lounge "DJ" thinks?

That said, thanks to FHC for posting the screenshot -- I'm banned from Fat Drunk Baby's Facebook. His profile picture sure looks like a cunt-ear.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:31PM

Mira Wrote:
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> If LFF tried to join ISIS, he would probably have
> Carla sew patches onto his suicide vest so he
> looked more authentic.


Just quoting this so people read it twice. Damn funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cvw7W ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:33PM

The douche urges people to leave their own hands on the middle shelf.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Derp ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:34PM

The league with you and your family are doing well and you will be going back to having a good partner.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Derp ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:35PM

I am seriously considering taking advantage of your rear seat and I will develop into a top five winger.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Derp ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:37PM

I will develop the skills of your rear end of the world if you have nothing cogent to add your business to our house.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:56PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Worry not, LFF changed his Facebook profile image
> and outlined his plan for world peace. Everyone
> can sleep soundly.


He stole the "More light than darkness" bit from Patton

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 15, 2015 11:57PM

Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> When disaster strikes, is the normal human
> reaction to rush to Facebook and find out what
> one's favorite (being generous here, but work with
> me) media personality thinks about it? Who cares
> what some bloated washed-up manatee of a former
> hotel lounge "DJ" thinks?

Just in case anyone was holding on to any last hope for humanity, it's over. If you need LFF and his ham fisted thesaurus to speak for you or articulate your feelings, you need to climb right back on the short bus.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:00AM

Oscar's Mucus Plug of Death Wrote:
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> Alien-Nation Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have to give Mike credit. He's gone from
> > alienating people trying to help him to
> alienating
> > non-human web properties. I mean, he chased off
> > Ronic and RJ, both of whom booked real live
> paying
> > advertisers. Now he's pissed off Amazon and Fan
> > Duel (seriously, how is such a thing possible).
> > Somehow he still has Kappy, but that's probably
> > more of a testament to her loneliness than a
> > reflection of Mike's treatment of her. Mike
> just
> > better hope she never gets a boyfriend, or it's
> > "lights out" for TMOS.
>
> She does have a boyfriend. Mr. Thickness loves
> her beautiful heart-shaped ass.
>
> While there may or may not have been some
> shadiness with Ronic (Chosen People gonna Chosen
> People), RJ was working for free. The one mistake
> he made was being an adult cancer sufferer, not a
> "pediatric cancer survivor" like Fatt Rob's spare
> child.

Ronick was definitely "loose" with the finances...That's why Lowell took control of the finances from him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:00AM

Thought Experimenter Wrote:
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> If Mike and Kappy are walking together out in
> public, does Mike get jealous if Kappy gets more
> stares?
>
> Discuss.


niiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:01AM

Appearance Bystander Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike Can Relate Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My God. Speaking of relating, ISIS targeted a
> rock
> > concert. Could you imagine what would happen if
> > ISIS targeted a TMOS appearance? There might be
> > tens of victims! Some even not directly related
> to
> > the show!
>
> The conga line of death!
>
> If I were there, I would use Robb for cover and
> concealment. Downside: he would attract the most
> bullets. Upside: most bullets can't penetrate 4
> feet of casserole.
>
> OTOH, if I found myself at one of their
> appearances, I might just eat a bullet myself.


4 feet of casserole...fuck me

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:01AM

I think Mike is already show-prepping the minute of silence for Monday's show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:04AM

look at all those sheep with their French flag filters...fuck me running

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:04AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I think Mike is already show-prepping the minute
> of silence for Monday's show.


if only it were during the Audio Fault and lasted 10 minutes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: November 16, 2015 12:35AM

Mike is a moron. His post is legit and then he uses "fucks" at the end.
Typical....

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