As Bane said, Oscar is not the only with options.

Bane would hit that thang. Bane would tap it, wax it, and knock the bottom out it. Hobble!

Bane is getting a Baner. Mr. Thickness, lick Bane's nasty doodads, won't you? There's a good fellow.

Nestle Toll House Cookies In The Oven, (2) Costco Hot Dogs With The Works For Dinner, Could Be The Best Dinner Value Of All Time, Swichting To Red Wine My Goo Gobbling Peers


~SLV~

My nasty doodads will not just lick themselves. You are advised. Hobble duh gee!

Given Carla's track record, she's scoping an older, more successful geriatric widower at their complex to hook up with who is most likely to die soon. Hot guys at yoga studios are typically short on what women like Carla really want, and I'm not talking about excess body mass.

Caption contest....
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Endlessly - fail after fail after fail.

Make it end - please!
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Is that Mike himself studying up for his next show?
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Mike - this shit is escalating to the highest levels. Please stop.

:=)
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Hot for Teachers Wrote:
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> This week, Oscar was pushing Mike's buttons,
> regarding Carla going to exercise classes with hot
> young instructors. Apparently he doesn't realize
> that his shaved scholarship student may be doing
> it 'down doggie style' with some of her yoga stud
> students.

a/k/a/ Bark Box. (Weren't they a sponsor once?)

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Racist says what?


It's getting a little dark at that park bench, LFF would say. Or he'd do a Tracy Morgan impression. Or stay he saw "Suge Night" on that bench. Or say he spent some time with "people law abiding citizens would avoid". Or say average people would be nervous "but not him"....or the tried and true "black pornographers" reference.

Because he's a good knee-jerk liberal...always ready to post stories about republicans who have klan ties, though. Somehow Robert Byrd never made his list......

Buzz with two z's Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > buzz buzz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kindly Old Buzz needs to update his bio a bit
> --
> >
> > >
> > > Voice Description
> > > My deep voice has been described as velvety,
> > > authoritative, credible, and sexy. I can be
> > scary,
> > > tough, gentle, wimpy, or silly. Above all,
> > > professional.
> > >
> > > THE VOICE OF SYLVANIA SILVERSTAR ULTRA
> > HEADLIGHTS,
> > > AS SEEN ON FOX, CBS, NBC, THE WEATHER
> CHANNEL,
> > > ESPN, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL, AND MORE!
> > >
> > > AND I PROMOTE MY CLIENTS ON ONE OF iTUNES'
> > MOST
> > > POPULAR PODCASTS--The Mike O'Meara Show!
> > >
> > > Accents, Impersonations, Characters and
> > Dialects
> > > Southern, Cowboy, Hillbilly, Old Man, Young
> > Man,
> > > and more.
> > >
> > > Styles include: Kiefer Sutherland, Donald
> > > Sutherland, James Earl Jones, Sam Elliot,
> James
> > > Spader, Gary Owens, Don LaFontaine, James
> > Garner,
> > > William Shatner, Dude Walker.
> > >
> > > Impressions include: Maxwell Smart, Paul
> Lynde,
> > > and a few classic Warner Brothers and
> > > Hanna-Barbera characters, among others.
> > >
> > > My Home Base
> > > Tarpon Springs, Florida, United States
> >
> > His impression of Maxwell Smart consists of him
> > saying "missed it by this much"
>
> Tampon Springs would be a more appropriate address
> for Buzz.
>
> I bet his Young Man impersonation sounds a lot
> like Wally Cleaver.

Wait, Buzz does impressions? In my experience he had enough trouble staying in character as Buzz! "Uh...I...I'm Buzz...and I'm nice-!"

"No--jumping into the back of a pickup does give you a better vantage point. A better veeeeeiw! A couple of feet better perspective..! It's science."

Entitled hump. I'll match my diploma against his any day. Besides--the O'Meara's do the funny voices around here. In fact my son lil' Mikey already has a deep voice like Buzz and jet black, curly, pube-like hair.

Signed,
Sincerely,Yours in Christ,

Mike O'Meara

So it must be me, right "Patton"?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/13/2015 09:00AM by Mike OMeara.

Found the OP Wrote:
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> Is that Mike himself studying up for his next
> show?


I thought that was Pony. It would explain both his love life and his desire to intern with TMOS.

I don't think Mike reads books, except for the children's books at the used book stores that allow price haggling.

Fun Fact: I Love Dick was the working title for Open Mike. Mike rejected that title, saying it would be like calling a murder mystery The Butler Did It.

If Buzz does impressions of Paul Lynde and Maxwell Smart, isn't his Old Man impersonation a given? Going one step further, is it even an impersonation?

I'm confused. Does the OP guy think O'Meara started this thread?

Robb is probably the only person under 50 who knows or cares about a Maxwell Smart impression. Besides, it's a pretty easy voice to imitate as those things go. Anyone can do Dracula, Elvis or Maxwell Smart.

Tits
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Buzz should be promoting his ability to seduce unattractive women of all ages over the phone. He should use Kappy for a reference.

Buzz would make a great telemarketer for some sex toy company.

"Buzz Burbank: The Voice of Acme Dildos"

"Buzz Burbank: He's the spoon that stirs the soup!"

Missed it by That Much Wrote:
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> Robb is probably the only person under 50 who
> knows or cares about a Maxwell Smart impression.
> Besides, it's a pretty easy voice to imitate as
> those things go. Anyone can do Dracula, Elvis or
> Maxwell Smart.

But no one besides Mike has ever attempted to do Winston Churchill's pinkie, so kudos to Mike for that one.

And most comedians don't combine their impressions with Greaseman schtick in order to make them funny. Mike knows how to maximize humor with minimal effort.

Remember: callbacks are not only funny, they require no original thought.

In honor of Robb, Mike will be trying to appeal to "the kids" with these new impressions:

McLean Stevenson
Jm J Bullock
Tom Wopat
Skip Stephenson
Avery Schreiber
Fred Grandy
Wayland Flowers (without Madam)

Mike's Bag of Impressions Wrote:
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> In honor of Robb, Mike will be trying to appeal to
> "the kids" with these new impressions:
>
> McLean Stevenson
> Jm J Bullock
> Tom Wopat
> Skip Stephenson
> Avery Schreiber
> Fred Grandy
> Wayland Flowers (without Madam)

Don't be surprised if a lot of them sound like James Garner or Owen Wilson. The hard part will be researching the catchphrases. Find the interns!

Fred Grandy: "My dog Blue loves to lick his nasty doodads!"

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> Mike's Bag of Impressions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In honor of Robb, Mike will be trying to appeal
> to
> > "the kids" with these new impressions:
> >
> > McLean Stevenson
> > Jm J Bullock
> > Tom Wopat
> > Skip Stephenson
> > Avery Schreiber
> > Fred Grandy
> > Wayland Flowers (without Madam)
>
> Don't be surprised if a lot of them sound like
> James Garner or Owen Wilson. The hard part will
> be researching the catchphrases. Find the interns!

Why does he need catchphrases when Robbay will be asking "Who ARE you???" every 5 seconds.

My bad.

I forgot the cardinal rule of podcasting: frequent resets for people just joining. Rookie mistake.

What it delivers though is awful.

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the gif... THAT IS TALENT!!!!!!



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Sorry About That Chief Wrote:
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> Missed it by That Much Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb is probably the only person under 50 who
> > knows or cares about a Maxwell Smart
> impression.
> > Besides, it's a pretty easy voice to imitate as
> > those things go. Anyone can do Dracula, Elvis
> or
> > Maxwell Smart.
>
> But no one besides Mike has ever attempted to do
> Winston Churchill's pinkie, so kudos to Mike for
> that one.
>
> And most comedians don't combine their impressions
> with Greaseman schtick in order to make them
> funny. Mike knows how to maximize humor with
> minimal effort.
>
> Remember: callbacks are not only funny, they
> require no original thought.

I often find the Greaseman imitation/ripoff to be the funniest part of the show. But it's like getting a bargain on stolen goods; hard to feel morally right about it.

Babies, Heading To Arbys For A Raider Game Lunch Snack:

(1) A.1. Special Reserve Sandwich
(1) Fiery Steak Fajita Flatbread
(1) 8 Piece Jalapeno Bites
(1) 6 Piece Mozzerello Sticks
(1) Large Curly Fries
(1) Large Pumpkin Cheesecake Shake
Extra Sauce On All Items, (7) Sides Of Blue Cehees Dressings

Go Raiders,

~SLV~

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Babies, Heading To Arbys For A Raider Game Lunch
> Snack:
>
> (1) A.1. Special Reserve Sandwich
> (1) Fiery Steak Fajita Flatbread
> (1) 8 Piece Jalapeno Bites
> (1) 6 Piece Mozzerello Sticks
> (1) Large Curly Fries
> (1) Large Pumpkin Cheesecake Shake
> Extra Sauce On All Items, (7) Sides Of Blue Cehees
> Dressings
>
> Go Raiders,
>
> ~SLV~

On your next trip to the FLA will you be enjoying Mike's perfect buttocks-shaped ass? Please advise.

Mikes Ass Will Be Desert


~SLV~

"Mikes Ass Will Be Desert"

There's that AU/VCU degree at work.

Degrees of Separation Wrote:
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> "Mikes Ass Will Be Desert"
>
> There's that AU/VCU degree at work.


Funny, I thought he'd have blue cehees for desert.

. . . or maybe ceheescake?

Cary,

Please close this thread at once.

Thank you.

You think Spewak told his kids to enter the contest multiple times with different names?

What does Mike mean when he says he went to the movies with his mom and dad to see "The Sound of Music" for the first time by himself?

It is a puzzlement.

Cary doesn't shut down threads, even after threats from Mike's "legal console."

What does Mike mean when he says he went to the movies with his mom and dad to see "The Sound of Music" for the first time by himself?

I thought the same thing....

I think Mike's "Sound of Music" comment is the result of his booze-fortified, stroke-adled brain (yes, I know he's never claimed to have had a stroke, but look at that fucking drooping eyelid). Wait until dementia starts to kick in.

...it reaches new heights with such graceful beauty..
..
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She, like this thread, at least gets style points.

That gif pretty much sums up what TMOS does on a daily basis.

Missed Opportunity Wrote:
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> That gif pretty much sums up what TMOS does on a
> daily basis.

Sure, if you remove the running entirely!

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Missed Opportunity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That gif pretty much sums up what TMOS does on
> a
> > daily basis.
>
> Sure, if you remove the running entirely!


ahahahahaha

687...Semper Santa
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I know the plaque-encrusted teeth are there, and yet I'm drawn to look every time.

Are those his real teeth or did someone photocrap them?

Robb doesn't believe in toothpaste. It masks the ever-present taste of casserole.

Robb only recently started flossing, which is a euphemism for removing Mike's pubes that get caught between Robb's teeth.

Ever notice how most microphones look like a penis and how Robb can't keep his mouth closed around them?

No. Yes.

Jesus reacts to this thread...
..
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To the person trying to shame us or shut down this thread, you should know it's been tried repeatedly in the past and failed. You should also know people who have posted photos on here in the past have inadvertently left self-identifying artifacts in the code they posted.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

And I thought Buzz would move to Cape Canaveral.

Haaaaaayyyyyy


Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives



~SLV~

RK Wrote:
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> And I thought Buzz would move to Cape Canaveral.

No need. He can watch launches just as well from the back of a pickup at Tampon Strings.

Kindly Old Liberal Buzz moved to place that's 97% Caucasian.

Kraft recipe warning.

Maybe ol' Buzz will be taking in Syrian "refugees".

Kraft marshmallow warning = dive to phone to fast forward

Remember this guy from Guess Who?
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Kraft recipe warning.


the horror...the horror

Let The Maui Count Down Begin Babies!!!!!!!!

6 More Days


~SLV~

Please Jump Into A Volcano.

Kay Sirah Sirah 2015

peekza Wrote:
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> 687...Semper Santa


How cute, loser names all his obsession pics....

Too bad this was a bad file.

Please post your pic for the board...

#KeyboardWarrior


-Todd

If only he cared about finding a job with the same enthusiasm he has for his silly mic collection.

Here's the verse he left out --

"As I barfed up the fruitcake and took another crappy
I sat on the john and thanked god for Kappy"
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Kraft recipe warning.


And almost certainly in response to klubber klamoring for it all weekend.

greg merriweather () Wrote:
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> Remember this guy from Guess Who?

With all my heart.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 687...Semper Santa
>
>
> How cute, loser names all his obsession pics....
>
> Too bad this was a bad file.
>
>


First time this has EVER been pointed out on this thread, thanks for the timely observation...photo looks fine to me, maybe you need to reinstall your OS

That photo was fine.

The subject was bad.

I could smell the breath through my monitor.



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Wow, another shitshow in the can. Maybe I'm imagining it but it seemed pretty ad-heavy.

LFF breaks multiple toilet seats. LFF cannot successfully replace toilet seats. Or light bulbs. But he "likes to fancy himself as a handy guy". Has had a broken toilet for over two months. First day of the illegal lottery, but the "rules" state entries had to be received by last Friday. But you can still buy the bonus show "for the value".

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Wow, another shitshow in the can. Maybe I'm
> imagining it but it seemed pretty ad-heavy.


probably gearing up for the Big Holiday Break that they have danced around actually mentioning...sounds like a two weeker, gotta get all the Live reads in now

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF breaks multiple toilet seats. LFF cannot
> successfully replace toilet seats. Or light bulbs.
> But he "likes to fancy himself as a handy guy".
> Has had a broken toilet for over two months. First
> day of the illegal lottery, but the "rules" state
> entries had to be received by last Friday. But you
> can still buy the bonus show "for the value".


there are literally TWO screws, a left and a right tab, what is the problem? There's not even a fairing to screw through this time

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Wow, another shitshow in the can. Maybe I'm
> imagining it but it seemed pretty ad-heavy.

I feel like the cackling was kicked up a notch, and I didn't even think that was possible. On the ad side, I wonder how much Sleep Number would like the wild snake oil chiropractic claims that LFF makes. I don't see anything on their website about fixing the spines of elderly men after a hard day of "beating balls".

12/14/15

Skip to about the eight minute mark to avoid recipes, repeat opening clips, and ads.

Segment 1 - Mike hopes his daughters ("greedy little kids") temper their Christmas gift expectations. Oscar makes several remarks about Mike moving on from his old family. Mike regards himself as handy, but is having trouble changing light bulbs and fixing a toilet seat... which he broke... by sitting on it.

Segment 2 - Mike planned to have a segment talking with Robb about how he saw Star Wars in a private screening over the weekend. The trouble is Robb was only trolling on FB over the weekend; he didn't actually see the movie. Good laugh at Mike's expense, followed by stumbling through the segment. Mike needs original ideas, dialogue, and acting in his films. People don't care about Star Wars, they want to be part of the hype. Hollywood machine, etc. Mike hated Mad Max: Fury Road. 97% on RT.

Segment 3 - Continuing Star Wars talk. Mike continues to ask if any critics have been to any screenings. Robb doesn't get Minions. Mike complains about the "hyper-violence" in Disney cartoons which he shows to his kid. Nipples now equal "Nippoli." Fruit cake.

News and YouTube. Nothing important.

peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF breaks multiple toilet seats. LFF cannot
> > successfully replace toilet seats. Or light
> bulbs.
> > But he "likes to fancy himself as a handy guy".
> > Has had a broken toilet for over two months.
> First
> > day of the illegal lottery, but the "rules"
> state
> > entries had to be received by last Friday. But
> you
> > can still buy the bonus show "for the value".
>
>
> there are literally TWO screws, a left and a right
> tab, what is the problem? There's not even a
> fairing to screw through this time

He can't get down on his knees to unscrew them.

Boneus Wrote:
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> 12/14/15
>
> Skip to about the eight minute mark to avoid
> recipes, repeat opening clips, and ads.
>
> Segment 1 - Mike hopes his daughters ("greedy
> little kids") temper their Christmas gift
> expectations. Oscar makes several remarks about
> Mike moving on from his old family. Mike regards
> himself as handy, but is having trouble changing
> light bulbs and fixing a toilet seat... which he
> broke... by sitting on it.
>
> Segment 2 - Mike planned to have a segment talking
> with Robb about how he saw Star Wars in a private
> screening over the weekend. The trouble is Robb
> was only trolling on FB over the weekend; he
> didn't actually see the movie. Good laugh at
> Mike's expense, followed by stumbling through the
> segment. Mike needs original ideas, dialogue, and
> acting in his films. People don't care about Star
> Wars, they want to be part of the hype. Hollywood
> machine, etc. Mike hated Mad Max: Fury Road. 97%
> on RT.
>
> Segment 3 - Continuing Star Wars talk. Mike
> continues to ask if any critics have been to any
> screenings. Robb doesn't get Minions. Mike
> complains about the "hyper-violence" in Disney
> cartoons which he shows to his kid. Nipples now
> equal "Nippoli." Fruit cake.
>
> News and YouTube. Nothing important.


Sounds like a hell of a show. And he wants us to buy the bonus or they'll close up shop? Shut it down, Mike.

peekza Wrote:
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>
> probably gearing up for the Big Holiday Break that
> they have danced around actually
> mentioning...sounds like a two weeker, gotta get
> all the Live reads in now


No "Raw" shows this Christmas?

Yeah, but if you buy the bonus show you get the entire archive, so it works out to 5 cents a show. I think that's a fair price. Can I get this year for $2.60? No? Well, fuck you then.

Needless to say, El Spic's business school math is GODDAM FUCKING WRONG. His instructors should bang his balls.

RK Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Four Hour Club Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > LFF breaks multiple toilet seats. LFF cannot
> > > successfully replace toilet seats. Or light
> > bulbs.
> > > But he "likes to fancy himself as a handy
> guy".
> > > Has had a broken toilet for over two months.
> > First
> > > day of the illegal lottery, but the "rules"
> > state
> > > entries had to be received by last Friday.
> But
> > you
> > > can still buy the bonus show "for the value".
> >
> >
> > there are literally TWO screws, a left and a
> right
> > tab, what is the problem? There's not even a
> > fairing to screw through this time
>
> He can't get down on his knees to unscrew them.

Math checks out

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > probably gearing up for the Big Holiday Break
> that
> > they have danced around actually
> > mentioning...sounds like a two weeker, gotta
> get
> > all the Live reads in now
>
>
> No "Raw" shows this Christmas?

Or as I call them, "Drunk Oscar" Shows.

peekza Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
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> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 687...Semper Santa
> >
> >
> > How cute, loser names all his obsession
> pics....
> >
> > Too bad this was a bad file.
> >
> >
>
>
> First time this has EVER been pointed out on this
> thread, thanks for the timely observation...photo
> looks fine to me, maybe you need to reinstall your
> OS


My internet was down, not the OS.

Nice deflection though. Typical #KeyboardWarrior tactic.

Maybe peekza is Buzz Burbank?

-Todd

Mike could velcro the toilet seat!

Seriously, 2 weeks off from a 2 hour a day job? That's pathetic. Add in the excess weight and obesity, and I'd be afraid of dying.

Robb will gain another 20 pounds but Mike will return "down 10" magically.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 687...Semper Santa
> > >
> > >
> > > How cute, loser names all his obsession
> > pics....
> > >
> > > Too bad this was a bad file.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > First time this has EVER been pointed out on
> this
> > thread, thanks for the timely
> observation...photo
> > looks fine to me, maybe you need to reinstall
> your
> > OS
>
>
> My internet was down, not the OS.
>
> Nice deflection though. Typical #KeyboardWarrior
> tactic.
>
> Maybe peekza is Buzz Burbank?
>
> -Todd

Nice deflection? reread you posts; you've missed the point every time.


And stop claiming by bad file you meant a shitty pic. Peekza thought you couldn't see them (as we all did) and was pretty diplomatic--all things considered. More proof of an O'Meara White Knight jumping on here and unable to keep up. Really too bad.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > > How cute, loser names all his obsession
> > pics....
> > >
> > > Too bad this was a bad file.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > First time this has EVER been pointed out on
> this
> > thread, thanks for the timely
> observation...photo
> > looks fine to me, maybe you need to reinstall
> your
> > OS
>
>
> My internet was down, not the OS.
>
> Nice deflection though. Typical #KeyboardWarrior
> tactic.
>
> Maybe peekza is Buzz Burbank?
>
> -Todd

Todd, you stupid fuck:

If you could see the page and the particular post, but not see the picture "my internet was down" is not a correct explanation, you obese turtle cocked asshole.

And again with the supergay "keyboardwarrior" stuff. If you're in the DC area and you want to fight, I can make it happen, no keyboards involved. As you can see I've taken a particular dislike to you. It costs me nothing because a fat load such as yourself would blow out his knee just trying to leave the house.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 687...Semper Santa
> > >
> > >
> > > How cute, loser names all his obsession
> > pics....
> > >
> > > Too bad this was a bad file.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > First time this has EVER been pointed out on
> this
> > thread, thanks for the timely
> observation...photo
> > looks fine to me, maybe you need to reinstall
> your
> > OS
>
>
> My internet was down, not the OS.
>
> Nice deflection though. Typical #KeyboardWarrior
> tactic.
>
> Maybe peekza is Buzz Burbank?
>
> -Todd

try to keep up retard, the only thing deflected are your feeble attempts at engaging me you chuckle headed pedophile...shouldn't you being kissing that fat bag of ugly you call a wife? #maybeit'stimeforWeightNot?

Be a dear Todd and shut up, adults are talking. ..

at what point does changing a light bulb classify as a household project?

it sounded like Mike pulled the fixture out of the ceiling trying to change the bulb...get out the velcro

Those are called "lightcans". And who buys a house without knowing how to turn on the lights?

who thinks velcro would hold electronics?

Can you spot the TMOS fans in this picture?
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Velcro works on Mike's shoes, why shouldn't it work on electronic applications?

I used to have the velcro shoes and they're great until the velcro wears out. Even with a broken shoelace you can tie it together and continue to watch your programs, but velcro not so much.

Todd Hess isn't the only one who thinks that's a bad file

The li'l lady looks relatively normal. Is that Cap'n Gay's daughter or sister?

I assumed it was Mike's youngest daughter, you know...the one he forgot about

And it needs to be said, because today's shitshow kind of pissed me off because of its shittiness:

They should have stopped going to the "doppel" well years ago. It's as much of a dry hole as the 90-something-years-young Mary O'Meara. Just stop.

Gotta say Im a big lurker on this thread....
fascinating, disturbing, malicious, intriguing, criminal &
contemplative....

great diversion to the extreme love/hate for the tmos show....

Oscar, if you want to sell bonus shows, make each show an honest discussion of that week's FFXU thread postings.

Ka-Ching!