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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MathMattix ()
Date: December 27, 2015 01:39PM

Thoughts of MO'M > MO'M thinks of you = Pathetic Loser

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:01PM

If you haven't seen the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt do yourself a favor and git on over to Youtube, Vaquero!

I shart myself today
While I tried to pee
I focus on the stain
The second time this week
The golfclub tears a hole
The old familiar swing
Try to kill it all away
The pro remembers everything
What have I become
Why have I no friends
Everyone with sense goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My closet of shirts
I will steal from you
You will be butthurt
This apron made of fat
Broke your nicest chair
Tales of broken glass
I cannot repair
Help my liquor friends
Make feelings disappear
She's with someone else
The kid is who knows where
Where is my suitcase
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes to RELM
In the end
And you could have it all
My closet of shirts
I will make a scene
I will be butthurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would buy a house
I would keep my scoot.

Showprep, motherfucker.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:11PM

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:11PM

broke your nicest chair...fuck me

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:19PM

696...Semper Fat
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Poet ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:36PM

Bearded sham and unbearded clam.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 02:53PM

That's a man, baby.

And what's up with Oscar's right hand? Was he, like Putin trained by the KGB to always keep it close to his gun?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Poloozers ()
Date: December 27, 2015 03:00PM

So much time and energy, other men's lives, wives, and girlfriends. Pathetic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DollarBills ()
Date: December 27, 2015 03:01PM

Oscar looks money. Bad ass suit. Successful. And Yogainone is so smoking hot I'd let her shit into my open mouth.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hashtagg ()
Date: December 27, 2015 03:02PM

#disturbing ^^^^

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 27, 2015 03:14PM

Poloozers Wrote:
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> So much time and energy, other men's lives, wives,
> and girlfriends. Pathetic.


If we're here and you're here...isn't it OUR time?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Muzakologist ()
Date: December 27, 2015 04:49PM

Odds that Robb knows shit about Nine In Nails, Rick Rubin or Johnny Cash? Pretty fucking dismal.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Billy Mays for Oxy Clean ()
Date: December 27, 2015 05:27PM

Stupid bearded Oscar looks like a Latino Billy Mays Oxi Clean knock off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Clean Shaven ()
Date: December 27, 2015 05:31PM

Nice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: December 27, 2015 05:55PM

Serious Answer Wrote:
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> Who would give a shot except someone with flesh in
> the game?
>
> This post above questioning us for writing about
> Mike during the holidays is either Mike or Robb.
>
> My guess: Robb, man of many accounts
>
> If he's not Robb, I challenge Mr Thickness to
> write about the many things he'd do to Cary like
> he does to Jarla and Kappy.
>
> Robb Answer That

Reminds me of the time I challenged Iron Log (Marc, who long denied it) to say Lowell's kid looked like Stewie Griffen with his head in a vice. He wouldn't do it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 07:16PM

Shannon "Shaved" Cady www.yogainone.com, what are you gonna do? One just bides one's time until the dalliance with the current scholarship winner goes off the rails in a flurry of smashed devices. Or ends up in marriage, which sounds like a lifelong nightmare of constant bucket monitoring.

You might want her to shit in your mouth, but I look at that picture and cross to the other side of the street. Too much trouble. Not interested. Plus, that's still a man. Don't get me wrong, it's fine that you're a homo with a scat fetish. No judgement.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I just obsess about another man's lives and wives? Excuuuuuse me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Junkette ()
Date: December 27, 2015 07:40PM

Once a Junkette, always a Junkette. You can throw a classy dress and hairdo on her, she still wants cheap beer sprayed all over her halter top by a bunch of drunk frat guys on nickel beer night. If only daddy read "Pat the Bunny" to her before bedtime as a kid, things would be different. Of course, she wouldn't be with Oscar, so....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: LFF Christmas stroke thoughts ()
Date: December 27, 2015 07:49PM

I'm here to find out more information about your beastly golf game and I will develop the skills to get the laundry. You guys seem to think about the temporary password for your little brain and spinal headache or claims.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 27, 2015 08:36PM

Heading To Pineapple Grill For Red Wine And Steak, Dinn Dinn And Drinky Drinks, Wish My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives Was Here

Aloha


~SLV~

Camera Should Be Repaired Tomorrow

Bird Dogging Chicks And Banging Beaver

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: go away now please ()
Date: December 27, 2015 08:45PM

Please Step In Front Of A Bus.

Kay Sirah Sirah

2015 (soon to be 2016)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady.Baltimore ()
Date: December 27, 2015 08:50PM

Thickness I Want You To Put A Fresh Maui Pineapple In My Moist Anus You Cock Sucker U

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 27, 2015 08:54PM

O5car's hairline is a shoooow!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 09:09PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Heading To Pineapple Grill For Red Wine And Steak,
> Dinn Dinn And Drinky Drinks, Wish My Beautiful
> White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies
> Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives Was
> Here
>
> Aloha
>
>
> ~SLV~
>
> Camera Should Be Repaired Tomorrow
>
> Bird Dogging Chicks And Banging Beaver

Are you staying at a retirement community that you're going to lunch at 3:36 in the afternoon?

And stop saying "Dinn Dinn" you baby-talking cocksucker.

Newsflash: no one goes to Hawaii for the shopping because shit be more expensive there. Think about it you faggot. Then join David Carradine and Robyn Williams.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 09:10PM

Yeah, meant to say dinner, not lunch. Turns out I'm not perfect after all. Who knew?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: December 27, 2015 11:14PM

Tacky.

Wasn't it kinda tacky for Robb and Mike to 'forget' to get Christmas presents for the crew?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 27, 2015 11:35PM

Junkette Wrote:
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> Once a Junkette, always a Junkette. You can throw
> a classy dress and hairdo on her, she still wants
> cheap beer sprayed all over her halter top by a
> bunch of drunk frat guys on nickel beer night. If
> only daddy read "Pat the Bunny" to her before
> bedtime as a kid, things would be different. Of
> course, she wouldn't be with Oscar, so....


true.story.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 27, 2015 11:41PM

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Tacky.
>
> Wasn't it kinda tacky for Robb and Mike to
> 'forget' to get Christmas presents for the crew?

I know, right? At my last job I got the FedEx lady a present, and she got one for me because we're friends... her kid calls me "Uncle 5000", but my boss and I didn't exchange presents; I figured having a job was my present and he didn't need anything from me. The TMOS situation is different because the staff is helping them feed their families, which largely means feeding Fuckwaddle's appetites.

Presents for Fuckwaddle:

snow blower

lottery tickets

case upon case of wine

multiple sleeves of golf balls that he plans on losing

not walking out when his whore wife went full-cunt on mic during the show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 12:51AM

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Tacky.
>
> Wasn't it kinda tacky for Robb and Mike to
> 'forget' to get Christmas presents for the crew?


It wasn't tacky, it was cheap of Robb and lazy of Mike...apparently both were planning on skating

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Baby Jesus ()
Date: December 28, 2015 01:36AM

Thou shalt cuddle the Lord thy God away into the jet night.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maui Wowee ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:37AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Heading To Pineapple Grill For Red Wine And
> Steak,
> > Dinn Dinn And Drinky Drinks, Wish My Beautiful
> > White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet
> Babies
> > Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives Was
> > Here
> >
> > Aloha
> >
> >
> > ~SLV~
> >
> > Camera Should Be Repaired Tomorrow
> >
> > Bird Dogging Chicks And Banging Beaver
>
> Are you staying at a retirement community that
> you're going to lunch at 3:36 in the afternoon?
>
> And stop saying "Dinn Dinn" you baby-talking
> cocksucker.
>
> Newsflash: no one goes to Hawaii for the shopping
> because shit be more expensive there. Think about
> it you faggot. Then join David Carradine and
> Robyn Williams.


Yeah, and who, when in Maui, goes to the Hard Rock Café, etc.? The pathetic losers, I imagine. "Imagine",by the Beatles, of course...

How about you go explore the beauty of the island, at least once? And post some pictures of that.

Not holding my breath...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:09AM

So are they working this week?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:10AM

I guess they're entitled to a week off...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SpizzleJizz ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:21AM

Entitled humps.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:56AM

But think of the stories they'll have! Oscar finally realizes it's not an abnormally large clitoris, Mike in a drunken stupor sits on, crushes, or walks through something made of glass, and Fatt Rob wakes up one day and Cary and the kids are gone, the house full of only echoes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: December 28, 2015 09:50AM

Carla: Mike's daughters LOVE tiki-barring with me! Heading out shortly for brunch/lunch/happy hour. Mike babysitting. Because I told him to.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PaThetick ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:28AM

Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday vacation. Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will you be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015, from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to the San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers won't get the reference.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:37AM

PaThetick Wrote:
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> Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday vacation.
> Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will you
> be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015,
> from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's
> include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb
> Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a
> little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to the
> San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers
> won't get the reference.


Will you be thinking about us as the clock strikes Midnight?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:58AM

Good Morning My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives

Good To See Some Page Progress In My Absence; However, We As A Team Will Need To Kick It Up A Notch, Enough Business Talk.

What A Beautiful Sun Rise This Morning, Heading Out To The 808 Bistro In Kihei, This Place Is Second Only To The Gazebo For Breakfast On Maui, Order The Short Ribb Omelette Andrew There Will Be No Need For Lunch And More Time For Shopping, Will Advise.


~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sunny Da ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:13AM

Glad to see Mr Thickness saw a beautiful sunrise in Maui more than an hour before the sun rose in Hawaii.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lazy Mr Thick ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:21AM

Apparently attention to detail isn't a Mr Thickness strength. Are we sure he's not Mike?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:23AM

Sunny Da Wrote:
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> Glad to see Mr Thickness saw a beautiful sunrise
> in Maui more than an hour before the sun rose in
> Hawaii.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:31AM

Sunny Da Wrote:
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> Glad to see Mr Thickness saw a beautiful sunrise
> in Maui more than an hour before the sun rose in
> Hawaii.

Wait a minute, you're telling me he's not even there?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:50AM

mr deez' Wrote:
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> Sunny Da Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad to see Mr Thickness saw a beautiful
> sunrise
> > in Maui more than an hour before the sun rose
> in
> > Hawaii.
>
> Wait a minute, you're telling me he's not even
> there?

it was a cunning ruse...while it lasted

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:50AM

Quick Maui Interesting Fact: We Are On The Summit Of Haleakala Which Has An Early Sun Rise Babies!!!

Aloha Goo Gobblers



~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:52AM

Just don't tell me he's never really had a threesome with Mike's wife and Kappy. That would be too much to bear.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Omearatards ()
Date: December 28, 2015 12:07PM

Its kinda funny seeing these losers trying to insult Thickness. Its almost like a group of retards trying to retaliate against a bully.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 28, 2015 12:13PM

Trying to insult anonymous people on an anonymous forum is pretty fruitless.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 28, 2015 12:14PM

Now, insulting TMOS on the other hand...

Great Joy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: December 28, 2015 01:29PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Now, insulting TMOS on the other hand...
>
> Great Joy.

The best.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FFXU'r ()
Date: December 28, 2015 01:30PM

You fags are still obsessing over Mike?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thick II ()
Date: December 28, 2015 01:32PM

Robb's Writing Style Says It All. I'm Not In Maui, I'm In Virginia Obsessing On Cary Spewak's Pimpily Ass! And Of Course Eating At Olive Garden. Hey My Canera Is Broken, Like Robb's Life.

A-M-F

really stop it Robbay

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: December 28, 2015 01:46PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Trying to insult anonymous people on an anonymous
> forum is pretty fruitless.


I know right. That's why I PUT MY NAME ON IT, LIKE A MAN...

Boom....BAM...

#NOTaKeyboardWarriorHere

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:02PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Now, insulting TMOS on the other hand...
>
> Great Joy.


SUUUURE

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:03PM

FFXU'r Wrote:
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> You fags are still obsessing over Mike?


you fags still obsessing over us?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:06PM

Sunrise on Haleakala is for touristpussies. Sunset is where the action is. Besides there's no shopping mall or Hard Rock up there, so we know it's a lie.

And Sunny Da was right, the original post was an hour before sunrise at Haleakala.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Haleakala Sunrise ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:09PM

Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise was still an hour early. You only shave about ten minutes off at that height.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:19PM

Haleakala Sunrise Wrote:
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> Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise was
> still an hour early. You only shave about ten
> minutes off at that height.

What if you stood on a pickup truck?

#stopobesepredatorypedophilesnamedToddHess

Q: What's the difference between ToddHess's wife's pussy and a bowling ball?

A: Which one would you rather stick three fingers in?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ArePeetoo ()
Date: December 28, 2015 02:59PM

Gotta give Robb credit, he's managed to drag out Mr. Thickness twice as long as RP2. Buck buck!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 03:09PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Haleakala Sunrise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise
> was
> > still an hour early. You only shave about ten
> > minutes off at that height.
>
> What if you stood on a pickup truck?
>
> #stopobesepredatorypedophilesnamed color="blue">ToddHess
>
> Q: What's the difference between color="blue">ToddHess's wife's pussy and a
> bowling ball?
>
> A: Which one would you rather stick three fingers
> in?

hiiiiiiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hessian ()
Date: December 28, 2015 03:21PM

I heard peekza's vagina is much better than a bowling ball.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 28, 2015 03:26PM

has your mother been lying to you again?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:12PM

ArePeetoo Wrote:
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> Gotta give Robb credit, he's managed to drag out
> Mr. Thickness twice as long as RP2. Buck buck!

I'm not jelly

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:14PM

PaThetick Wrote:
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> Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday vacation.
> Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will you
> be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015,
> from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's
> include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb
> Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a
> little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to the
> San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers
> won't get the reference.

Once again, I'm Jewish so December 31St at 11:59 means nothing to me. Am I still pathetic if I post? What about people who have a few toddlers running around and go to bed early that night so they can, you know. Be a good parent? What about the retiree who has seen 60 new years and it doesn't mean much at this point?

Again, pretty narrow world-view you're showing. THAT is the only really pathetic thing I've read here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:27PM

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> PaThetick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday
> vacation.
> > Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will
> you
> > be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015,
> > from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's
> > include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb
> > Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a
> > little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to
> the
> > San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers
> > won't get the reference.
>
> Once again, I'm Jewish so December 31St at 11:59
> means nothing to me. Am I still pathetic if I
> post? What about people who have a few toddlers
> running around and go to bed early that night so
> they can, you know. Be a good parent? What about
> the retiree who has seen 60 new years and it
> doesn't mean much at this point?
>
> Again, pretty narrow world-view you're showing.
> THAT is the only really pathetic thing I've read
> here.

It's been said before, that guy hates Jews. New Year's is a made up holiday like Kwanzaa. Before some dickdouche comes on and says in his Hans Moleman voice "but all holidays are made up" SOLSTICES MOTHERFUCKR! I don't do New Year's, I have no desire to be out and about or up as a pup, it's just an interruption in my TV schedule, like Christmas. I have hobbies, projects, and interests. Don't need made up holidays to fill my time but like Ray Charles I ain't above a party. Anyway the real made-up New Year is January 14.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Day the Clown Cried ()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:30PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Don't Front by Joey Bad... ()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:45PM

I don't front, so I actually think that 2015 was a relatively good year for TMOS. When you look at the low ceiling they have, thanks to the two main cast members lack of taste and effort, it was alright.

But, for fuck's sake, why do the best ofs have news segments. Why is this happening to me???

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 05:01PM

Stop putting your dick in a pencil-sharpener and the pain will go away.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'Arthur ()
Date: December 28, 2015 05:23PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Haleakala Sunrise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise
> was
> > still an hour early. You only shave about ten
> > minutes off at that height.
>
> What if you stood on a pickup truck?
>
> #stopobesepredatorypedophilesnamed color="blue">ToddHess
>
> Q: What's the difference between color="blue">ToddHess's wife's pussy and a
> bowling ball?
>
> A: Which one would you rather stick three fingers
> in?

You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: December 28, 2015 05:43PM

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> PaThetick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday
> vacation.
> > Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will
> you
> > be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015,
> > from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's
> > include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb
> > Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a
> > little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to
> the
> > San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers
> > won't get the reference.
>
> Once again, I'm Jewish so December 31St at 11:59
> means nothing to me. Am I still pathetic if I
> post? What about people who have a few toddlers
> running around and go to bed early that night so
> they can, you know. Be a good parent? What about
> the retiree who has seen 60 new years and it
> doesn't mean much at this point?
>
> Again, pretty narrow world-view you're showing.
> THAT is the only really pathetic thing I've read
> here.


Well, if your hero regularly puts junior to bed early so he and the wife can go drinky-drink until the sun comes up......

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 05:54PM

Please, Carla should be referred to as daughter-wife and Fuckwaddle as daddy-husband, like Woody Allen and Soon-yi do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: December 28, 2015 06:17PM

peekza Wrote:
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> E2 Tambien Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tacky.
> >
> > Wasn't it kinda tacky for Robb and Mike to
> > 'forget' to get Christmas presents for the
> crew?
>
>
> It wasn't tacky, it was cheap of Robb and lazy of
> Mike...apparently both were planning on skating

If you hate buying presents for your own daughters why bother with co workers?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: We Can Be Balls ()
Date: December 28, 2015 06:26PM

PaThetick Wrote:
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> Sad, pathetic obsessing during a holiday vacation.
> Nothing better to do. Need to get a life. Will you
> be posting at 11:59:59 PM on December 31, 2015,
> from the basement too? Big plans for New Year's
> include thinking about Mike O'Meara and Robb
> Spewak, all alone, in the basement? Maybe a
> little JO action. Maybe book a flight out to the
> San Francisco Jacks. You lame ass newb posers
> won't get the reference.

Faggot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 28, 2015 06:40PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Please, Carla should be referred to as
> daughter-wife and Fuckwaddle as daddy-husband,
> like Woody Allen and Soon-yi do.


Just do what his son does and call him Grandpa

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: master therion ()
Date: December 28, 2015 07:02PM

gazing at the picture of oscar and his girlfriend " gums ", its apparent he has a swollen head. not only in attitude but in reality! the bastards head is oversized . big ol melon head on a small body,...hey oscar! i got something you can silo and curate right here motherfucker

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: December 28, 2015 07:44PM

I decided to read the NATIONAL article about Oscar. But I quit when I saw the writer misspelled start-up and still hasn't corrected it, I mean if he didn't care enough to read it, why should I?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: December 28, 2015 07:56PM

hate to admit it.. but I kinda miss those guys. 2 weeks off is too much.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:08PM

bubbyman Wrote:
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> I decided to read the NATIONAL article about
> Oscar. But I quit when I saw the writer misspelled
> start-up and still hasn't corrected it, I mean if
> he didn't care enough to read it, why should I?

That would be like listening to your own podcast. Interferes with the time value of getting fucked up on free wine.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shannon's Teeth ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:21PM

What's up with Shannon's teeth? They are almost as discolored as Mike's or Robb's.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:22PM

I just read the Post article and laughed when O5car was referred to as having a successful career as a radio talk show host.
I laffed and flailed like that faggot Robb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:43PM

Kudos to Oscar! Just saw the Wash Post article. Very impressive. Congratulations!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike, back in the day ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:53PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Haleakala Sunrise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise
> was
> > still an hour early. You only shave about ten
> > minutes off at that height.
>
> What if you stood on a pickup truck?
>
> #stopobesepredatorypedophilesnamed color="blue">ToddHess
>
> Q: What's the difference between color="blue">ToddHess's wife's pussy and a
> bowling ball?
>
> A: Which one would you rather stick three fingers
> in?

DON'T ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hack hack ()
Date: December 28, 2015 08:59PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just read the Post article and laughed when
> O5car was referred to as having a successful
> career as a radio talk show host.
> I laffed and flailed like that faggot Robb.

I'm Laffed!
I'm Flailed!
We're Laffed and Flailed in the Morning!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: December 28, 2015 09:42PM

I'm glad to see that the Bolivian buzzword machine is finally being recognized in a "national article" for the business genius that he so clearly is. His "Subscribe or we shoot this dead puppy" plan for stemming the flood of TMOS Bonus Show subscription cancellations last year will almost certainly be a case study for decades to come at the Harvard Business School. The time spent reading the article was well worth the opportunity cost of bypassing the activity I had previously planned (wanking off in a dirty gym sock ).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/28/2015 09:43PM by My finger smells like funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oscarito ()
Date: December 28, 2015 09:47PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> the activity I had
> previously planned (wanking off in a dirty gym
> sock ).

a/k/a doing the Santana Silo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Check This Out ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:20PM

Heard this thread was being outsourced to the sewer cloud.

Seems appropriate.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Content Contrarian ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:24PM

^
^
^
Looks like Mike has a new intern busy making fresh content for the ShitCast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:29PM

oscarito Wrote:
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the activity I had
> > previously planned (wanking off in a dirty gym
> > sock ).
>
> a/k/a doing the Santana Silo

El Spic's newest business idea: pre-dirtied tube socks. Gone are the days when the day after laundry day is No Masturbation Day. He'll make gazillions! Currently sending out feelers and RFP's to the tube sock dirtying community.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: all you guys are faggotz ()
Date: December 28, 2015 10:49PM

696 pages of this shit? Just ask to give this guy Mike a BJ and be done with it

edit by Cary: Needless porn removed.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2015 02:19AM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:04PM

A few things:

I don't get the Shannon hate, i'd hit that in a hot minute. She has a great body.

The Maui thing, my wife's family lives in Kihei so we're there all the time. It would take you so long to get from the summit of Haleakala (been there for sunrise) all the way to S. Kihei road, it would take you way longer than Mr. Pretend vacation 'tard is trying to represent. Him just tossing Goggled references is beyond sad and pathetic that it's not even worth hating on. Such a fucked-out attempt to troll. If you're trying to play the long con game, don't you have to be just a tiny bit believable? I just can't figure out what the end result is hoping to be when no one believes anything you post, and hardly anyone finds it entertaining. It's just an amateur effort on all fronts with no payoff.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: My finger smells like Mike ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:05PM

all you guys are faggotz Wrote:
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> 696 pages of this shit? Just ask to give this guy
> Mike a BJ and be done with it
>
> src="http://www.hiresblowjobs.com/best-blow-job/fr
> ee-blow-job-video-clip-1.jpg"/>


They would if they could. This is 696 pages of foreplay.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 28, 2015 11:56PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 29, 2015 12:14AM

Gee that blonde there looks like someone Mike knows...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 29, 2015 01:37AM

exffx Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > E2 Tambien Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tacky.
> > >
> > > Wasn't it kinda tacky for Robb and Mike to
> > > 'forget' to get Christmas presents for the
> > crew?
> >
> >
> > It wasn't tacky, it was cheap of Robb and lazy
> of
> > Mike...apparently both were planning on skating
>
> If you hate buying presents for your own daughters
> why bother with co workers?

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 29, 2015 01:46AM

Greedy and godless those girls are.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's New Years Resolutions ()
Date: December 29, 2015 07:00AM

Mike resolves to:

Cut back on booze and food
Cut back Spewak's role on show
Do actual show prep (without yahoo news)
Work on some new impressions (Ben Carson doesn't count any longer)
Not buy a boat

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: December 29, 2015 07:50AM

those are pure fantasy --

Mike resolves to sit in his La Z Boy 5 mins less per week
to engage with his son 5 mins more per week
to drink 5 fewer oz of booze per week
to eat at Culvers only 6 days per week
to yell at one fewer service person per month

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb & Maui ()
Date: December 29, 2015 08:11AM

The whole "bit" is cause Don vacations in Maui 3-4 times a year.
That's why Mr T always "goes" there.
Obsess about DON much, RWS III?????

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 29, 2015 09:18AM

Mike's New Years Resolutions Wrote:
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> Mike resolves to:
>
> Cut back on booze and food
> Cut back Spewak's role on show
> Do actual show prep (without yahoo news)
> Work on some new impressions (Ben Carson doesn't
> count any longer)
> Not buy a boat

in actuality, Robb's role has INCREASED in the past year and will continue to do so, despite decreasing Bogus subscriptions...so there's that

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: December 29, 2015 09:23AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Haleakala Sunrise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on the summit of Haleakala, the sunrise
> was
> > still an hour early. You only shave about ten
> > minutes off at that height.
>
> What if you stood on a pickup truck?
>
> #stopobesepredatorypedophilesnamed color="blue">ToddHess
>
> Q: What's the difference between color="blue">ToddHess's wife's pussy and a
> bowling ball?
>
> A: Which one would you rather stick three fingers
> in?

Answer: My wife taste's better than your mother.

Answer: My wife, because your mother is too dry.

Don't sing it, bring it...

Now go back to Google'ing pics of Mike O'Meara's wife...ASS CLOWN

#KEYBOARDWARRIOR

- Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 29, 2015 09:25AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Greedy and godless those girls are.


It's starting to get pretty dark in that girl's mouth

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