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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:37PM

Oh. My. Gawd. It's werkin' great Beave!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:51PM

How can you get to where he was on Weight-N0t and not want to stay there? The logical conclusion is he enjoys being fatt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:57PM

He'll never get back to there again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:57PM

@shankbitch Wrote:
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> hope you shank it bitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if you want to see a man's true
> > character, play golf with them.
>
> What a sheltered life you have led.
>
> If you want to see a man's true character, go into
> combat with them.
>
> There, fixed it for ya buttercup.

Unless you're David Hackworth back from the dead, take your fake military bullshit and go away you faggot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:09PM

I'm curious... what is Robb's go-to fast food drive-thru? I'm sure he goes everyday on his commute to/from podcast.

I'd say a McDonald's breakfast drive-thru in the morning. And a whopper or two from Burger King on his way home.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:21PM

Egg McMuffin is actually not bad for you. It's good food and tasty too. So for me, McDonald's breakfast is 2 Egg McMuffins and a large coffee.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:29PM

True 5000, The breakfast menu is comparable to what you'd have at home.

I recall Robb telling of eating 2 quarter pounders plus fries and soda once.

The burgers will get ya, especially if it's your version of a threesome.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Thickness's P.A. ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:31PM

@shankbitch Wrote:
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> hope you shank it bitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if you want to see a man's true
> > character, play golf with them.
>
> What a sheltered life you have led.
>
> If you want to see a man's true character, go into
> combat with them.
>
> There, fixed it for ya buttercup.

My principal asked me to pass this along: "Are you down to clown, on the down low back in the cut?"

Please advise.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:35PM

Once or twice a year I'll go for 2 cheeseburgers, 1 large fries (1 fries?) and a large coffee. But at that point I'm living in a U-Haul truck. It happens. Still it's delicious. No shame.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 08, 2016 12:13AM

Oh I'm not saying it's not yummy, but if you eat it everyday, on your way to your fake, make believe, fantasy, radio program, you will end up looking like Robb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 12:39AM

702...Semper Fat
Attachments:
utterly Godless.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 08, 2016 02:00AM

But still doable, as long as there isn't a black pornographer in the upper bunk. One of her better pictures.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 02:58AM

Might be the facial glasses

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:37AM

Ready for a dorm bang!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:39AM

Just listened to Thursday's show.

Gawwwd - for a one-time broadcast professional, Mike is one lousy storyteller!

Mangled sentences, false starts, dangling tangents, unsupported random pontifications, incomprehensible sidebars ("might be a weight thing")... it's frustrating to listen to.

Occasionally (but not yesterday), Oscar would cut in and try to steer Mike into making more sense. He definitely should do that more often.

I wonder if Mike ever listens to himself. He would cringe.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: This is a Safe Place ()
Date: January 08, 2016 07:35AM

I guess no live show today, so you'll have to go to Facebook if you want your fill of Headd jizzing all over himself today because it's Elvis' birthday.

It's okay, Robbay, you can come out of the closet now. We won't hurt you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives ()
Date: January 08, 2016 09:28AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> You Know What My Favorite Cake Is Babies?????
>
>
>
> ~SLV~ 2016

That's easy - URINAL CAKES

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: AFKABoneus ()
Date: January 08, 2016 10:10AM

The muttering is also getting worse. He rivals Jim Tomsula at times.

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Just listened to Thursday's show.
>
> Gawwwd - for a one-time broadcast professional,
> Mike is one lousy storyteller!
>
> Mangled sentences, false starts, dangling
> tangents, unsupported random pontifications,
> incomprehensible sidebars ("might be a weight
> thing")... it's frustrating to listen to.
>
> Occasionally (but not yesterday), Oscar would cut
> in and try to steer Mike into making more sense.
> He definitely should do that more often.
>
> I wonder if Mike ever listens to himself. He
> would cringe.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives ()
Date: January 08, 2016 10:16AM

Going back a few posts - Todd Hess' head looks like a baked potato.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 08, 2016 10:26AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> News Flash: Corporations watch the bottom line!
>
> Well when your business is underwritten by a
> lonely heiress, you can rant about these
> things...


Especially when---in the words of Charly Stuangstabalack- --"Kappy is a lib-er-aaaal! "

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 11:48AM

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Just listened to Thursday's show.
>
> Gawwwd - for a one-time broadcast professional,
> Mike is one lousy storyteller!
>
> Mangled sentences, false starts, dangling
> tangents, unsupported random pontifications,
> incomprehensible sidebars ("might be a weight
> thing")... it's frustrating to listen to.
>
> Occasionally (but not yesterday), Oscar would cut
> in and try to steer Mike into making more sense.
> He definitely should do that more often.
>
> I wonder if Mike ever listens to himself. He
> would cringe.

the uhs,ehs and ahhs are getting worse...he can't complete an unwritten thought without 2 of the 3

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid ()
Date: January 08, 2016 12:51PM

Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives Wrote:
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> Going back a few posts - Todd Hess' head looks
> like a baked potato.

Your kids and dogs would be safe around a baked potato.

A baked potato shows up when it says it will,

A baked potato is low in fat.

You could eat a baked potato if you had to.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 01:03PM

ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid Wrote:
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> Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Going back a few posts - Todd Hess' head looks
> > like a baked potato.
>
> Your kids and dogs would be safe around a baked
> potato.
>
> A baked potato shows up when it says it will,
>
> A baked potato is low in fat.
>
> You could eat a baked potato if you had to.


ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid ()
Date: January 08, 2016 01:19PM

A baked potato would beat Todd Hess in a fight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 01:41PM

Before or after it outsmarted him?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 08, 2016 01:50PM

But he used to be #UNDEFEATED! He's stopped underwriting his posts with that, so one can only imagine he was defeated... At a bus station? A cake store?

Someone, somewhere got him, and they got him good!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 02:24PM

He lost a footrace to a baked potato

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: January 08, 2016 02:28PM

ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid Wrote:
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> A baked potato would beat Todd Hess in a fight.


Is it fully loaded? or just with butter?

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 08, 2016 02:40PM

The Todd Hess story
Attachments:
Hess.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 08, 2016 02:48PM

In today's Audio Fail, we got a glimpse of the thought process of a brain-damaged alcoholic. Imagine this thought balloon:

Fuckwaddle:"Hey, the Brian Setzer Orchestra is playing! Doing their once-a-year TV gig! You know what would be great radio? If I start babbling over it with a stupid story about a time we didn't go to see them! The fans'll love that!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 08, 2016 02:57PM

Mike O'Meara Radio Entertainment is neither radio nor entertainment. Discuss.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 03:13PM

what else is there to say? You pretty much nailed it in a sentence

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 08, 2016 04:23PM

Week Ends Here Have A Can Of Beer (JA/Grease)

Let's Open A Cold Heineken, Reach Into Our Zippers And Massage Our Massive Balls With Some Lovely Lavender Vitamin E Lotion With Sparkles, Thats The Ticket




~SLV~ 2016. McLovin It

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yep sure the best ()
Date: January 08, 2016 04:24PM

Apparently, it entertains some dimwits. (see: The Klub)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 08, 2016 04:42PM

This is not news, but LFF's Trump 'impression' is terrible. It may even be worse than it was a few months ago. Goddam

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 08, 2016 04:46PM

MOPE. Mike Omeara Podcast Enter..never mind...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 08, 2016 04:58PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Radio Entertainment is neither radio
> nor entertainment. Discuss.

Whenever I hear the voice-over "Mike O'Meara, radio entertainment" I lose my erection and kill the Baby Jesus. Case in point: at 34:37 today, just when the guest was talking about waking up post-transplant and realizing "Hey, I made it!" Carla's sperm donor started blabbering over him.

You are of course correct.

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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This is not news, but LFF's Trump 'impression' is terrible. It may even be worse than it was a few months ago. Goddam

I thought today's Trump SCRIPT was quite good. I don't expect good impressions anymore, those brain cells were long since defeated.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: January 08, 2016 05:57PM

How long before he starts drinking during the cast?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:05PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> This is not news, but LFF's Trump 'impression' is
> terrible. It may even be worse than it was a few
> months ago. Goddam
>
> I thought today's Trump SCRIPT was quite good. I
> don't expect good impressions anymore, those brain
> cells were long since defeated.

You may well be right about the script. But I was so distracted by the futility of the impression (like a 10 year old doing an 'impression') and of course the near constant cackling and blurting out from Egghead, that I have no memory of what Mie even said.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:07PM

Mr. Thickness,

Are you down to clown, on the deep deep downlow, way far back in the cut? Please advise soonest.

SGB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:09PM

TMOS Show Prep for an O5scar-less Friday:

1. Go to the brokedick Iowa station for a second day in a row.
2. Spend half the show (at least, I'm not done yet) interviewing someone we don't know or care about. Make sure to let him do most of the talking, but talk over the important or poignant parts.
3. While listening to the guy who ruined his liver by being morbidly obese and drinking 2 handles of vodka a week, watch the clock and silently calculate the time until you can get a drinky-drink.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobbulus Tatertotus ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:21PM

Robbb sounded very interested when the fat, alcoholic DJ was describing his weight, symptoms and lifestyle before his liver gave out. Soon Blobb. It's coming for you. Soon.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 08, 2016 06:26PM

You mean there's a downside to Robbb's plan to get to 500 lbs and get on disability? Doesn't everyone get a transplant if they need it?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 08, 2016 06:59PM

Blobbulus Tatertotus Wrote:
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> Robbb sounded very interested when the fat,
> alcoholic DJ was describing his weight, symptoms
> and lifestyle before his liver gave out. Soon
> Blobb. It's coming for you. Soon.

I noticed that too, but doubt Fatt Rob has it in him to tackle anything that aggressively, even drinking. I'm afraid we're stuck with him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 500 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 08, 2016 07:25PM

I missed the show when Mike took turns fucking Robb and Oscar in the ass. Heard it was a great show. Are they gonna do that again anytime soon?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: C Dickens Cider ()
Date: January 08, 2016 08:27PM

Blobbulus Tatertotus Wrote:
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> Robbb sounded very interested when the fat,
> alcoholic DJ was describing his weight, symptoms
> and lifestyle before his liver gave out. Soon
> Blobb. It's coming for you. Soon.

Sounds like a remake of A Christmas Carol. The DJ is the ghost of TMOS future.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 08, 2016 08:28PM

Babies, It Is Not Gay When You Obsess Over Other Men's Lives And Wives, So Stop Taking Suicide.


~SLV~ 2016

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 08, 2016 08:36PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> TMOS Show Prep for an O5scar-less Friday:
>
> 1. Go to the brokedick Iowa station for a second
> day in a row.
> 2. Spend half the show (at least, I'm not done
> yet) interviewing someone we don't know or care
> about. Make sure to let him do most of the
> talking, but talk over the important or poignant
> parts.
> 3. While listening to the guy who ruined his liver
> by being morbidly obese and drinking 2 handles of
> vodka a week, watch the clock and silently
> calculate the time until you can get a
> drinky-drink.


It was God awful...they drug out the Tommy Lange bit for two segments and then Mike spent the last segment talking about his dentist visit...then News and Audio Fault...they need to suck Oscar's dick till their lips fall off, when he leaves the show will crater

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thin Robb ()
Date: January 08, 2016 08:53PM

If only Cary had let Robb have anal twice a year, he may have had an incentive to stay thin. Oh well. At least her ass hurts less.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 08, 2016 09:01PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Babies, It Is Not Gay When You Obsess Over Other
> Men's Lives And Wives, So Stop Taking Suicide.
>
>
> ~SLV~ 2016

Mr. Thickness,

Are you down to clown, on the deep deep downlow, way far back in the cut? Please advise soonest.

SGB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 08, 2016 11:04PM

Fuck Tommy Lange.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 09, 2016 12:29AM

Morning drive news man on Iowa KCJJ…

Alcoholism a logical step.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 12:55AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Morning drive news man on Iowa KCJJ…
>
> Alcoholism a logical step.


it's a wonder how he kept the muzzle out of his mouth

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 09, 2016 01:17AM

Mr. Thickness,

I need your love muzzle in my mouth! Please advise soonest.

SGB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 02:29AM

AFKABoneus Wrote:
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> Quick show recap:


> Segment 3 - Skip to 44:15. Mike gets political.
> Wake up and pay attention to the important things,
> people. / Movie theaters have "rulie-rules"
> concerning alcohol sales. / Mike used to be an
> aisle sitter, but now he likes to sit in the
> middle. "It might be a weight thing." ? /
> Someone in the movie theater had "sick breath" and
> was coughing. / Mike suggests that it was set-up
> so that Concussion opened up against Star Wars:
> "Do you think that's a coincidence? I don't.
> Because I'm thinking."

Finally heard this today. WTF was he talking about? What was the point in generically saying we need to "pay attention to important things"? Seriously, WTF does that even mean? If he wants to say Trump is a fascist, or Bernie is a Socialist, or Cruz wants us to be a theocracy, or Hillary is too tied to Wall St, then just say it. I don't care if he expresses an opinion, but some vague, "pay attention", like he's so much smarter and clued in than the rest of us? Who the fuck does he think he is?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 02:34AM

Time for you to wake up and start thinking fella...literally, Hand to God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Phil impression ()
Date: January 09, 2016 06:34AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Morning drive news man on Iowa KCJJ…
> >
> > Alcoholism a logical step.
>
>
> it's a wonder how he kept the muzzle out of his
> mouth

Like Mike, he is a self-loather who is more afraid of guns than the sweet release of death.

If Mike were to fuck up a gun suicide (as he is wont to do), he could end up a vegetable. And we know Mike abhors vegetables.

Mike prefers a slower suicide, one brain cell at a time. That way he can blame Nature (damn genetics) for his slow demise.

For Darwinism to have kicked in, Mike should have followed his instincts regarding procreating with Carla. We can only hope that Carla was waist-deep in another gene pool at the time of Mikey's conception. We'll know for sure if the cunt earlobes manifest themselves in Carla's spawn.

In a similar vein, Robb should follow his instincts and limit his sexual activities to anal only. It only makes sense: Garbage In = Garbage Out.

It's time to start thinking about the long-term betterment of humanity.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Are You Smarter than a Mike O? ()
Date: January 09, 2016 07:18AM

Mike does think he's smarter than everyone else. That's part of his problem. When you think you're the smartest guy in the room, you think you have all the answers and that nobody else has good insight or a point worth considering. It's this arrogance that has led him to where he is today.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Steve Bridge Over Troubled Water ()
Date: January 09, 2016 08:39AM

So Steve Bridges sets up an interview between Mike and Robb and a broadcaster whose diet, alcoholism and poor lifestyle choices led to liver failure? Is Captain Steve trying to send LFF and Eightt a message? Is this some sort of long distance intervention?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 09, 2016 12:12PM

Imagine getting sober and you're STILL in Iowa.
Kinda defeats the point...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 12:24PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Imagine getting sober and you're STILL in Iowa.
> Kinda defeats the point...


He's got his pain pills

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 09, 2016 12:45PM

Are You Smarter than a Mike O? Wrote:
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> Mike does think he's smarter than everyone else.
> That's part of his problem. When you think you're
> the smartest guy in the room, you think you have
> all the answers and that nobody else has good
> insight or a point worth considering. It's this
> arrogance that has led him to where he is today.

Waaaaaatchh it! HE'S BEEN IN ROOMS!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 01:51PM

"On the other side of these things"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Liver and Funyons ()
Date: January 09, 2016 02:36PM

Since there's a greater probability of Mike and Robb reading this thread over actually thinking about their own health, I'll just leave this here:

"Signs and symptoms of acute liver failure may include:

Yellowing of your skin and eyeballs (jaundice)
Pain in your upper right abdomen
Abdominal swelling
Nausea
Vomiting
A general sense of feeling unwell (malaise)
Disorientation or confusion
Sleepiness"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid ()
Date: January 09, 2016 03:16PM

Stealing wine from coworkers
Fetishization of cocktails
Consuming "beer" that's basically water to the point where it causes problems
Using the phrase "drinky-drink"
Blaming the ABV

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Observing the Mundane ()
Date: January 09, 2016 03:49PM

Mike seems to confuse mundane activities with observational comedy. Complaining about every little inconvenience you experience as part of your daily routine doesn't make you Jerry Seinfeld. It makes you that bitter grandpa in the retirement community in Florida everyone tries their best to avoid visiting during the Spring Break vacation to Disney World.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Let's Be Honest ()
Date: January 09, 2016 03:53PM

If it weren't for Mike's proximity to the beach and, I'm sure, free flow of booze to his under aged kids, what are the odds his daughters would visit as much as they do? If he lived in some place like Buffalo and acted like a responsible dad, no chance in hell they would visit as much as they do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 04:15PM

I don't understand why women with the Baby Talk seem to bother Mike so much, yet he can casually throw around phrases like brekky-breky , drinky-wink and big potty

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Second Opinion ()
Date: January 09, 2016 04:24PM

Liver and Funyons Wrote:
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> Since there's a greater probability of Mike and
> Robb reading this thread over actually thinking
> about their own health, I'll just leave this
> here:
>
> "Signs and symptoms of acute liver failure may
> include:
>
> Yellowing of your skin and eyeballs (jaundice)
> Pain in your upper right abdomen
> Abdominal swelling
> Nausea
> Vomiting
> A general sense of feeling unwell (malaise)
> Disorientation or confusion
> Sleepiness"

Half of those symptoms could be attributed to listening to the failcast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 09, 2016 04:32PM

Mr. Thickness,

Are you down to clown, on the deep deep downlow, way far back in the cut? Please advise soonest.

SGB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Baby Talking Carla ()
Date: January 09, 2016 04:55PM

Mike can't handle women who "baby talk?" This is the same guy with the wife young enough to be his daughter who calls him "daddy?" Sorry, but that's far fucking sicker than any baby talk.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 05:57PM

To be fair, he does have the gums of a 20 year old

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 09, 2016 06:00PM

I mean his mouth is full of crowns and fillings, his smile looks like corn chowder, but he's got the gums of a 20 year old

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ComComedyedy Pyramidyramid ()
Date: January 09, 2016 06:10PM

Forgot about this one:

Bitching about "ruley-rules" for beer at the movies.

Bringing a bucket to the movies (scholarship winners excepted).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ColdStickOfButterInToddHess'sAss ()
Date: January 09, 2016 07:54PM

Like Todd Hess, I just wanted to see if I could fit the whole thing in.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 09, 2016 10:24PM

I Need Some Super Gay Black Cock ASAP, Please Advise My Jig A Boos.

~SLV~ 2016

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 09, 2016 10:28PM

Mr. Thickness,

Are you saying you're DOWN TO CLOWN? I'm there brother man!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ma Hess ()
Date: January 09, 2016 10:31PM

See Todd? I told you the baked potato in my pussy and the stick of butter up your ass wouldn't work! God you are stupid! And would you PLEASE take your finger out of the dog while I'm talking to you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 09, 2016 11:43PM

Yes, Kappy, Carla And Mr Thickness Are Down To Clown My Nigga!!!!



~SLV~ 2015 ALWAYS USE PROTECTION

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 50Cent ()
Date: January 09, 2016 11:52PM

Just stopping by to check out the stupidest thread on the Internet.

Y'all be trippin on this shit thread.

D'a Fuck?!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 10, 2016 12:11AM

50Cent Wrote:
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> Just stopping by to check out the stupidest thread
> on the Internet.
>
> Y'all be trippin on this shit thread.
>
> D'a Fuck?!


even funnier the second time

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 10, 2016 12:29AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Yes, Kappy, Carla And Mr Thickness Are Down To
> Clown My Nigga!!!!
>
>
>
> ~SLV~ 2015 ALWAYS USE PROTECTION

SGB ain' down wit no skinny bitches, ya feel me? And C-section best git they ass in a cab wit a quickness. And I ain pay for no damn cab! Bitch can Uber herself on outta here. SGB is all about the thickness, a'ight? Ima be wearin yo rectum like a cocksock when we done, and we done when I say we done, ya feel me?

Please holla soonest.

SGB

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tidy Living ()
Date: January 10, 2016 10:11AM

Robb and Cary are poster children for useless college degrees. Look on any list for worst college majors and "Theater and Drama" is right up there. It's one of the worst paying majors out there. On top of it, if you have this degree you are more likely to work in retail than almost any other major. As for Cartography, Google Maps has eliminated the need for most mapmakers. There is some need for Cartographers, but you pretty much need to be well-versed in GIS technology, which I doubt Cary is.

Oh, and Journalism isn't much of a winner these days and there is a glut of MBAs in the marketplace.

Other than that, these people are geniuses.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Perry White ()
Date: January 10, 2016 12:51PM

Investigative journalism has been reduced to paraphrasing press releases and blog posts just enough to avoid charges of plagiarism.

Unless you're TMOS, who can plagiarize at will (AKA show prep) since no one would waste their time suing them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 10, 2016 02:20PM

Tidy Living Wrote:
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> As for Cartography, Google Maps has
> eliminated the need for most mapmakers.

That's like saying the Xerox machine eliminated the need for most mapmakers.

Other than that, you're a genius.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mapsta ()
Date: January 10, 2016 02:39PM

If you understood GIS, you would know data is provided by surveyors and Google Maps and similar platforms have replaced the function of most Cartographers in interpreting that data. Computers now interpret information Cartographers used to. Xerox machines have nothing to do with that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 10, 2016 03:45PM

Mapsta Wrote:
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> If you understood GIS, you would know data is
> provided by surveyors and Google Maps and similar
> platforms have replaced the function of most
> Cartographers in interpreting that data. Computers
> now interpret information Cartographers used to.
> Xerox machines have nothing to do with that.

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/support-professional/cartographer.html

"A career in demand?

In 2010, the U.S. Department of Labor’s Employment and Training Administration made the first systematic estimates of the size and growth of the modern mapping workforce and divided it into 10 distinct occupations, including GIS scientist and technician and various kinds of surveyors and cartographers. All together, the agency found that nearly 425,000 geospatial professionals were employed in the United States in 2010 and predicted that roughly 150,000 additional positions would be created by 2020."

http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2013_03_18/caredit.a1300045

Now be a dear and go fuck yourself in the ass with a broken bottle. There's a lamb!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: You've Just Been Fact-Raped ()
Date: January 10, 2016 05:25PM

"Google has either purchased local map data from established companies, or has entered into lease agreements to use copyrighted map data. The owner of the copyright is listed at the bottom of zoomed maps. For example, street maps in Japan are leased from Zenrin. Street maps in China are leased from AutoNavi.[137] Russian street maps are leased from Geocentre Consulting and Tele Atlas. Data for North Korea is sourced from the companion project Google Map Maker."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Feeding Our Families ()
Date: January 10, 2016 05:43PM

As a cartographer, Cary's a pretty good dog walker.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci ()
Date: January 10, 2016 06:07PM

To be fair, she's never gotten lost on a walk, so there's that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mira ()
Date: January 10, 2016 10:07PM

I'm worried about LFF.

In the past couple of months, he seems to be losing track of the conversation more and more, and unable to follow the normal pace of talk coming from Oscar or Pony. He only seems to follow along when Robb is talking.

But multiple times a week, he'll seem to either be distracted or, well, befuddled by the direction of the conversation, aND require the boys to backtrack or restate what they said.

I first noticed it with the big fight about Oscar's dedication to the show. LFF couldn't comprehend what Oscar was saying. It's gotten worse since then with small things. I thought at first it was just technology related topics, but it now extends to any topic.

Anyone else notice this? Do you think it's because he's drinking again? Or is it his hearong? Or age? He sounds more and more like a grandfather trying to participate in a lively family meal and getting frustrated that he's missing parts of it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 10, 2016 10:09PM

Tap Tap Tap, Tapping For BBC Babies, It's A Cuckold Thing, Daddy Likes To Watch And What Not..


Say La Veena

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: President O'Bama Checkin In ()
Date: January 10, 2016 10:14PM

Did you see that jobs report.

Love the TMOS Crew and all you support for me over the years.

OBTW: You will be voting for Hillary this year - Right?!

Do me a solid and let's keep America Great - because America is great - and will always be Great - and ain't no motherucking Trump gonna make come up in my house and say he can make it greater that it already is.

This message has been brought to you by Mike O'Meara - a certified O'bama supporter and sponsor - and by every single Mike O'Meara fan on the planet. We appreciate your support for Mike, O'Bama, and Hillary Clinton!

God Bless!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thanks Mike ! ()
Date: January 10, 2016 10:18PM

Mike - your endorsement for Team America is a Slam Dunk!

You da boss!!

Thanks for the solid brother.

So thankful!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 11, 2016 12:17AM

I hope they stay away from Mike's beach

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Re: Mr. Thickness Misses Out on Days of Sweaty Sex with a Supercool Downlow Brother, Retreating Into His Fantasy World of Storks and Whores
Posted by: SuperGayBlack ()
Date: January 11, 2016 12:28AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Tap Tap Tap, Tapping For BBC Babies, It's A
> Cuckold Thing, Daddy Likes To Watch And What
> Not..
>
>
> Say La Veena

Sorry you couldn't make it happen, T. It would've been beautiful and soooo goooood for me. I get now that you're all talk and that's cool and shit but you missed out in BIG way. Later days,

SGB

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Re: Mr. Thickness Misses Out on Days of Sweaty Sex with a Supercool Downlow Brother, Retreating Into His Fantasy World of Storks and Whores
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 11, 2016 02:52AM

RIP David Bowie

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Re: Mr. Thickness Misses Out on Days of Sweaty Sex with a Supercool Downlow Brother, Retreating Into His Fantasy World of Storks and Whores
Date: January 11, 2016 03:19AM

peekza Wrote:
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> RIP David Bowie

I can hardly wait until tomorrow's audio vault, during which Robb will swear that "This one isn't on me!" although I'm sure the fan club is already wondering about that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 11, 2016 03:37AM

Robb will play his favorite T-Rex songs to honor Bowie.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Monkee ()
Date: January 11, 2016 06:11AM

Do you know David Bowie's real name is Davy Jones? Expect that fucking asshat to play "Day Dream Believer" in honor of Bowie.

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