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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Robert Burns
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:44AM
yep sure the best Wrote:
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> a limerick is five lines. that and A-A-B-B-A
> rhyming scheme are the definition of a limerick.
> whatever that dullard wrote, it isn't a limerick.
Mike's epic call for action started out as a series of limericks. As the alcohol kicked in, or the stroke progressed, Mike changed formats in midstream.
A true professional is allowed to break the rules sometimes, so long as he is aware that he is, and he has a good reason to do so. These are the cultural pioneers who advance the arts and sciences.
Mike doesn't fit in that category. He is just a drunk AU grad.
It's laudable that he was able to stay on topic. It could have ended in a rant about that entitled hump, Jack Diamond.
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> a limerick is five lines. that and A-A-B-B-A
> rhyming scheme are the definition of a limerick.
> whatever that dullard wrote, it isn't a limerick.
Mike's epic call for action started out as a series of limericks. As the alcohol kicked in, or the stroke progressed, Mike changed formats in midstream.
A true professional is allowed to break the rules sometimes, so long as he is aware that he is, and he has a good reason to do so. These are the cultural pioneers who advance the arts and sciences.
Mike doesn't fit in that category. He is just a drunk AU grad.
It's laudable that he was able to stay on topic. It could have ended in a rant about that entitled hump, Jack Diamond.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Concussed
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:46AM
I also think casting crazy-ass Will Smith in the lead was a deliberate effort to sabotage the movie.
Seriously, like people aren't well of the issue from years of news coverage.
Seriously, like people aren't well of the issue from years of news coverage.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Irish and Drunk
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:48AM
There once was a tub named Mike,
Who did a show we don't like;
His wife was a cunt,
with a cute little gunt,
That wished he'd just take a hike.
Who did a show we don't like;
His wife was a cunt,
with a cute little gunt,
That wished he'd just take a hike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bill Shakespeare
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:48AM
How long would it take LFF to go "full Mike" while trying to master blank verse?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 13, 2016 11:17AM
There once was a fellow named Todd
Whose behavior with dogs was quite odd
With his finger he'd linger
It gave him a zinger
To bugger his little dog's bod.
Whose behavior with dogs was quite odd
With his finger he'd linger
It gave him a zinger
To bugger his little dog's bod.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 13, 2016 11:22AM
Todd Hess what a mess
No poster child for success
With anal butter stick
Backscratcher for his dick
His jizz achieves its egress.
No poster child for success
With anal butter stick
Backscratcher for his dick
His jizz achieves its egress.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bob Burns
()
Date: January 13, 2016 12:18PM
Bill Shakespeare Wrote:
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> How long would it take LFF to go "full Mike" while
> trying to master blank verse?
Based on his show prep and interviewing skills, we know he has the 'blank' part down...
And, please refrain from using racially sensitive words like 'master.' You wouldn't use words like that in Mike's golfing foursome. Why else do think Mike refuses to play in the Masters Tournament? As his POTUS buddy likes to say, "that's not who we are."
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> How long would it take LFF to go "full Mike" while
> trying to master blank verse?
Based on his show prep and interviewing skills, we know he has the 'blank' part down...
And, please refrain from using racially sensitive words like 'master.' You wouldn't use words like that in Mike's golfing foursome. Why else do think Mike refuses to play in the Masters Tournament? As his POTUS buddy likes to say, "that's not who we are."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: January 13, 2016 12:29PM
Mike's TMOS
Plodding through podcast motions
Fucking ponderous
Plodding through podcast motions
Fucking ponderous
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 12:58PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> There once was a fellow named Todd
>
> Whose behavior with dogs was quite odd
>
> With his finger he'd linger
>
> It gave him a zinger
>
> To bugger his little dog's bod.
yesssirrrr
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> There once was a fellow named Todd
>
> Whose behavior with dogs was quite odd
>
> With his finger he'd linger
>
> It gave him a zinger
>
> To bugger his little dog's bod.
yesssirrrr
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:03PM
Bob Burns Wrote:
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> Bill Shakespeare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How long would it take LFF to go "full Mike"
> while
> > trying to master blank verse?
>
>
> Based on his show prep and interviewing skills, we
> know he has the 'blank' part down...
>
> And, please refrain from using racially sensitive
> words like 'master.' You wouldn't use words like
> that in Mike's golfing foursome. Why else do think
> Mike refuses to play in the Masters Tournament? As
> his POTUS buddy likes to say, "that's not who we
> are."
ahahahahahahahahaha
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> Bill Shakespeare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How long would it take LFF to go "full Mike"
> while
> > trying to master blank verse?
>
>
> Based on his show prep and interviewing skills, we
> know he has the 'blank' part down...
>
> And, please refrain from using racially sensitive
> words like 'master.' You wouldn't use words like
> that in Mike's golfing foursome. Why else do think
> Mike refuses to play in the Masters Tournament? As
> his POTUS buddy likes to say, "that's not who we
> are."
ahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:07PM
Todd Hess's Wife's Pussy Wrote:
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> It's workin' great, Beave!
Kind of like your mother's beaver, moist and warm.
#DontSingItBringIt
-Todd
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> It's workin' great, Beave!
Kind of like your mother's beaver, moist and warm.
#DontSingItBringIt
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:09PM
704...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:10PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Todd Hess what a mess
>
> No poster child for success
>
> With anal butter stick
>
> Backscratcher for his dick
>
> His jizz achieves its egress.
Keyboard Warrior by day
You be always gay
Don't sing it
Bring it
Your mother's a whore
Always on the floor
Ass be up in the air
So let's be fair
She's just a slut
Now give me that butt
So I can nut
-Todd
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2016 01:11PM by Todd Hess.
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> Todd Hess what a mess
>
> No poster child for success
>
> With anal butter stick
>
> Backscratcher for his dick
>
> His jizz achieves its egress.
Keyboard Warrior by day
You be always gay
Don't sing it
Bring it
Your mother's a whore
Always on the floor
Ass be up in the air
So let's be fair
She's just a slut
Now give me that butt
So I can nut
-Todd
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2016 01:11PM by Todd Hess.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:50PM
Robert Burns Wrote:
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A true professional is allowed to break the rules
> sometimes, so long as he is aware that he is, and
> he has a good reason to do so. These are the
> cultural pioneers who advance the arts and
> sciences.
Mike has a strong connection with the cultural pioneers. As well as the first responders, military and the police. DJs have a lot in common with all those vocations.
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A true professional is allowed to break the rules
> sometimes, so long as he is aware that he is, and
> he has a good reason to do so. These are the
> cultural pioneers who advance the arts and
> sciences.
Mike has a strong connection with the cultural pioneers. As well as the first responders, military and the police. DJs have a lot in common with all those vocations.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 13, 2016 01:57PM
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess what a mess
> >
> > No poster child for success
> >
> > With anal butter stick
> >
> > Backscratcher for his dick
> >
> > His jizz achieves its egress.
>
>
> Keyboard Warrior by day
>
> You be always gay
>
> Don't sing it
>
> Bring it
>
> Your mother's a whore
>
> Always on the floor
>
> Ass be up in the air
>
> So let's be fair
>
> She's just a slut
>
> Now give me that butt
>
> So I can nut
>
>
> -Todd
This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society, but it's funny how Todd Hess repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that he's the stupidest person here.
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess what a mess
> >
> > No poster child for success
> >
> > With anal butter stick
> >
> > Backscratcher for his dick
> >
> > His jizz achieves its egress.
>
>
> Keyboard Warrior by day
>
> You be always gay
>
> Don't sing it
>
> Bring it
>
> Your mother's a whore
>
> Always on the floor
>
> Ass be up in the air
>
> So let's be fair
>
> She's just a slut
>
> Now give me that butt
>
> So I can nut
>
>
> -Todd
This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society, but it's funny how Todd Hess repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that he's the stupidest person here.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: January 13, 2016 02:15PM
There once was a DJ named Mike
Whose daughters he just didn't like
He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
He just can't see God in their eyes
Whose daughters he just didn't like
He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
He just can't see God in their eyes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 13, 2016 02:49PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
YES.
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
YES.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ccradio
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:04PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
Hahahahahahahaha!
The best thing about this is how you subtly blew the rhyme scheme.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2016 03:04PM by ccradio.
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
Hahahahahahahaha!
The best thing about this is how you subtly blew the rhyme scheme.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2016 03:04PM by ccradio.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:06PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
thump thump thump
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> There once was a DJ named Mike
> Whose daughters he just didn't like
> He may not be wise but he will not tell lies
> He just can't see God in their eyes
thump thump thump
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:16PM
"State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of the conversation. And he's such a military and boat guy that he says "On the United States Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:20PM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> the conversation. And he's such a military and
> boat guy that he says "On the United States
> Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
Confused. Sequoia? doesn't USS stand for "United States Ship"?
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> "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> the conversation. And he's such a military and
> boat guy that he says "On the United States
> Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
Confused. Sequoia? doesn't USS stand for "United States Ship"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:31PM
Tap Tap Tap My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:36PM
I'm convinced Todd Hess is Tom Gavin. Roar!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
SuperGayBlack
()
Date: January 13, 2016 03:41PM
Yo, Thickness, you down? I'm talkin' 'bout no skinny bitches, no C-section, jus' man-O-a-man-O. Sweet sweaty gay sex release. Please respond wit a quickness. 8==========>
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mother Hess
()
Date: January 13, 2016 04:11PM
I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He seems to be fixated on having perverse relations with everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think about it).
Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him every time he plays veterinarian.
Time to wean him off the teat. That's his wife's job now.
At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name. THAT would really be weird.
Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him every time he plays veterinarian.
Time to wean him off the teat. That's his wife's job now.
At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name. THAT would really be weird.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 13, 2016 04:13PM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> the conversation. And he's such a military and
> boat guy that he says "On the United States
> Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
It probably won't surprise anyone to hear that it hasn't been the USS Sequoia since the Roosevelt administration.
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> "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> the conversation. And he's such a military and
> boat guy that he says "On the United States
> Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
It probably won't surprise anyone to hear that it hasn't been the USS Sequoia since the Roosevelt administration.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 13, 2016 04:30PM
Mother Hess Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He seems
> to be fixated on having perverse relations with
> everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think about
> it).
>
> Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him every
> time he plays veterinarian.
>
> Time to wean him off the teat. That's his wife's
> job now.
>
> At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> THAT would really be weird.
When Todd Hess and his wife used to have sex, when it was still physically possible, HE was the one who just laid there like a corpse.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He seems
> to be fixated on having perverse relations with
> everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think about
> it).
>
> Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him every
> time he plays veterinarian.
>
> Time to wean him off the teat. That's his wife's
> job now.
>
> At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> THAT would really be weird.
When Todd Hess and his wife used to have sex, when it was still physically possible, HE was the one who just laid there like a corpse.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
svine
()
Date: January 13, 2016 04:41PM
Laughed every time Mike called Dominique Foxworth "Fox" yesterday. He's hip, he's cool, he's got a podcast!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 13, 2016 04:52PM
Sorry, I misunderstood the comments earlier about USS, I got it now and am just an idiot some times.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 05:36PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> > the conversation. And he's such a military and
> > boat guy that he says "On the United States
> > Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
>
>
> Confused. Sequoia? doesn't USS stand for "United
> States Ship"?
yes
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "State of the Onion" in LFF's first sentence of
> > the conversation. And he's such a military and
> > boat guy that he says "On the United States
> > Sequoia" instead of USS or just Sequoia.
>
>
> Confused. Sequoia? doesn't USS stand for "United
> States Ship"?
yes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 05:36PM
RK Wrote:
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> I'm convinced Todd Hess is Tom Gavin. Roar!
No way Tom writes poetry
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> I'm convinced Todd Hess is Tom Gavin. Roar!
No way Tom writes poetry
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 05:39PM
Mother Hess Wrote:
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>
>
> At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> THAT would really be weird.
yessssiiiiiIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>
>
> At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> THAT would really be weird.
yessssiiiiiIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
oscar bi
()
Date: January 13, 2016 06:52PM
i think oscar is in the closet bi. that whole group at boad seems a little too old to be spending that much time together with their bro's. a bunch of guys hanging out, drinking to oblivion...i can see the possibility of gay play kept within their little circle of budds......also: oscar's fake laffs are getting worse every day, much like mikes attempts at humor. todays humor totally sucked yet robb and oscar reacted like it was the funniest material they ever heard
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:24PM
Up Up And Away In My Beautiful Ballon With My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies And My Gay BBC Buddy
~SLV~
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:26PM
We Will Fly So High
~SLV~
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:27PM
Lady B Will Be Up There Too
~SLV~
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:29PM
Very Hungry Tonight Babies, Wife Is Out Of Town, Any Suggestions Please Advise
? ??
~SLV~
? ??
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:30PM
Thinking Taco Bell Or KFC or Carl's Jr
~SLV~
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
thickness sucks
()
Date: January 13, 2016 08:51PM
hey thickness, does cary have a big clit ?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: January 13, 2016 09:26PM
The BOAD crew ain't fag, they just think people give shit about what they do.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
minus
()
Date: January 13, 2016 09:39PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Mother Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He
> seems
> > to be fixated on having perverse relations with
> > everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think
> about
> > it).
> >
> > Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him
> every
> > time he plays veterinarian.
> >
> > Time to wean him off the teat. That's his
> wife's
> > job now.
> >
> > At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> > THAT would really be weird.
>
> When Todd Hess and his
> wife used to have sex, when it was still
> physically possible, HE was the one who just laid
> there like a corpse.
Wow, what a witty insult. That must have taken you all day to think up.
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> Mother Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He
> seems
> > to be fixated on having perverse relations with
> > everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think
> about
> > it).
> >
> > Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him
> every
> > time he plays veterinarian.
> >
> > Time to wean him off the teat. That's his
> wife's
> > job now.
> >
> > At least Todd doesn't call me by my first name.
> > THAT would really be weird.
>
> When Todd Hess and his
> wife used to have sex, when it was still
> physically possible, HE was the one who just laid
> there like a corpse.
Wow, what a witty insult. That must have taken you all day to think up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
plus
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:02PM
Oh, Todd. Alternatively, "What's worse than being Todd Hess?" This ^^^^
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:53PM
Lame ass kick off! RELM is still at that overpriced tiny shit hole Quench. Lowell only does this out of love for down on his down on his luck camp buddy. Stephen Douglas McIntire is there! The Todd Hess of their show. OMG.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
50Cent
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:56PM
Just - OMG you peeps still doing this shit thred?
Get a life!
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Get a life!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yo Bro
()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:58PM
We're ripping it my man.
All about quality.
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All about quality.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
You're So Vain
()
Date: January 13, 2016 11:16PM
What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking so many pics of herself? Is she that conceited? Does it run in the family or something?
I'm curious.
I'm curious.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 13, 2016 11:31PM
You're So Vain Wrote:
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> What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking so
> many pics of herself? Is she that conceited? Does
> it run in the family or something?
> I'm curious.
She's looking for God?
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> What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking so
> many pics of herself? Is she that conceited? Does
> it run in the family or something?
> I'm curious.
She's looking for God?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:16AM
peekza Wrote:
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> You're So Vain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking
> so
> > many pics of herself? Is she that conceited?
> Does
> > it run in the family or something?
> > I'm curious.
>
>
> She's looking for God?
Is that the one who wants to get into show bidness? Maybe those are practice headshots. Even when they send out a call for extras Central Casting (yes it's really a thing) asks for headshots. I'll give her a headshot, you know what I mean. Squirt some God in her eyes. Or at least on her faaaaaaayyyssshh.
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> You're So Vain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking
> so
> > many pics of herself? Is she that conceited?
> Does
> > it run in the family or something?
> > I'm curious.
>
>
> She's looking for God?
Is that the one who wants to get into show bidness? Maybe those are practice headshots. Even when they send out a call for extras Central Casting (yes it's really a thing) asks for headshots. I'll give her a headshot, you know what I mean. Squirt some God in her eyes. Or at least on her faaaaaaayyyssshh.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd(d) Hess(s)
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:03AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The BOAD crew ain't fag, they just think people
> give shit about what they do.
Which is the quintessential trait of fagginess...
-------------------------------------------------------
> The BOAD crew ain't fag, they just think people
> give shit about what they do.
Which is the quintessential trait of fagginess...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Vern Acular
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:04AM
Todd(d) Hess(s) Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The BOAD crew ain't fag, they just think people
> > give shit about what they do.
>
> Which is the quintessential trait of fagginess...
Or is it "faggotry" ?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The BOAD crew ain't fag, they just think people
> > give shit about what they do.
>
> Which is the quintessential trait of fagginess...
Or is it "faggotry" ?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:36AM
The guy shitting from the skateboard is pretty fucking funny...
It should be the logo for the bonus shows.
Haha haha haha haha!!!
It should be the logo for the bonus shows.
Haha haha haha haha!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Helm the RELM
()
Date: January 14, 2016 07:08AM
RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money than I thought.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mo' Shows Mo' Money
()
Date: January 14, 2016 07:20AM
Helm the RELM Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> than I thought.
RELM is an actual podcast "network", much like Oscar envisioned at the beginning and pussied out on when Mike wanted full control.
Granted, most of the podcasts on RELM are shit, but one or two are listenable. One of those, ironically, is the Kirk McEwen Podcast. Kirk is actually still in radio.
-------------------------------------------------------
> RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> than I thought.
RELM is an actual podcast "network", much like Oscar envisioned at the beginning and pussied out on when Mike wanted full control.
Granted, most of the podcasts on RELM are shit, but one or two are listenable. One of those, ironically, is the Kirk McEwen Podcast. Kirk is actually still in radio.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Director'
()
Date: January 14, 2016 07:45AM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're So Vain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking
> > so
> > > many pics of herself? Is she that conceited?
> > Does
> > > it run in the family or something?
> > > I'm curious.
> >
> >
> > She's looking for God?
>
> Is that the one who wants to get into show
> bidness? Maybe those are practice headshots.
> Even when they send out a call for extras Central
> Casting (yes it's really a thing) asks for
> headshots.
She's definitely on target to end up on the casting couch.
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're So Vain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What's the deal with that O'Meara girl taking
> > so
> > > many pics of herself? Is she that conceited?
> > Does
> > > it run in the family or something?
> > > I'm curious.
> >
> >
> > She's looking for God?
>
> Is that the one who wants to get into show
> bidness? Maybe those are practice headshots.
> Even when they send out a call for extras Central
> Casting (yes it's really a thing) asks for
> headshots.
She's definitely on target to end up on the casting couch.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Black Pornographer
()
Date: January 14, 2016 08:29AM
I find her to be quite fetching.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Beachcomber
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:13AM
Be careful with auditions on the beach, BP. The sand causes added friction, but in a bad way.
Right, Thickness?
Right, Thickness?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
DogFart Films
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:17AM
Me too.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Fitness Mike
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:21AM
That skateboarding video looks a lot like Mike on a power walk.
If you add 200 lbs and replace the skateboard with Depends.
Crop dusting, along with frequent sharting.
If you add 200 lbs and replace the skateboard with Depends.
Crop dusting, along with frequent sharting.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:39AM
Wtf is RELM launching? And I thought Buzz had migrated to Florida?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:40AM
Fitness Mike Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That skateboarding video looks a lot like Mike on
> a power walk.
>
> If you add 200 lbs and replace the skateboard with
> Depends.
>
> Crop dusting, along with frequent sharting.
If you add 200 lbs and substitute never leaving your couch for the skateboarding part.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2016 09:48AM by A Postrophe Kid.
-------------------------------------------------------
> That skateboarding video looks a lot like Mike on
> a power walk.
>
> If you add 200 lbs and replace the skateboard with
> Depends.
>
> Crop dusting, along with frequent sharting.
If you add 200 lbs and substitute never leaving your couch for the skateboarding part.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2016 09:48AM by A Postrophe Kid.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:50AM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Todd Hess what a mess
> > >
> > > No poster child for success
> > >
> > > With anal butter stick
> > >
> > > Backscratcher for his dick
> > >
> > > His jizz achieves its egress.
> >
> >
> > Keyboard Warrior by day
> >
> > You be always gay
> >
> > Don't sing it
> >
> > Bring it
> >
> > Your mother's a whore
> >
> > Always on the floor
> >
> > Ass be up in the air
> >
> > So let's be fair
> >
> > She's just a slut
> >
> > Now give me that butt
> >
> > So I can nut
> >
> >
> > -Todd
>
> This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society, but
> it's funny how Todd Hess
> repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that he's
> the stupidest person here.
I know you are, but what am I...
Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
-Todd
P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Todd Hess what a mess
> > >
> > > No poster child for success
> > >
> > > With anal butter stick
> > >
> > > Backscratcher for his dick
> > >
> > > His jizz achieves its egress.
> >
> >
> > Keyboard Warrior by day
> >
> > You be always gay
> >
> > Don't sing it
> >
> > Bring it
> >
> > Your mother's a whore
> >
> > Always on the floor
> >
> > Ass be up in the air
> >
> > So let's be fair
> >
> > She's just a slut
> >
> > Now give me that butt
> >
> > So I can nut
> >
> >
> > -Todd
>
> This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society, but
> it's funny how Todd Hess
> repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that he's
> the stupidest person here.
I know you are, but what am I...
Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
-Todd
P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:55AM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm convinced Todd Hess is Tom Gavin. Roar!
>
>
> No way Tom writes poetry
I fly like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee,
Oh yes, it's me,
The 'Ol Gee
Todd to the Hess,
Yes 'O Yes
It's not Fate
So don't Hate
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm convinced Todd Hess is Tom Gavin. Roar!
>
>
> No way Tom writes poetry
I fly like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee,
Oh yes, it's me,
The 'Ol Gee
Todd to the Hess,
Yes 'O Yes
It's not Fate
So don't Hate
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 09:57AM
minus Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mother Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He
> > seems
> > > to be fixated on having perverse relations
> with
> > > everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think
> > about
> > > it).
> > >
> > > Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him
> > every
> > > time he plays veterinarian.
> > >
> > > Time to wean him off the teat. That's his
> > wife's
> > > job now.
> > >
> > > At least Todd doesn't call me by my first
> name.
> > > THAT would really be weird.
> >
> > When Todd Hess and
> his
> > wife used to have sex, when it was still
> > physically possible, HE was the one who just
> laid
> > there like a corpse.
>
> Wow, what a witty insult. That must have taken you
> all day to think up.
+1 ^^^^^
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mother Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I apologize for my son Todd's behavior. He
> > seems
> > > to be fixated on having perverse relations
> with
> > > everyone's mother (pets, too, when I think
> > about
> > > it).
> > >
> > > Maybe it's my fault for breast feeding him
> > every
> > > time he plays veterinarian.
> > >
> > > Time to wean him off the teat. That's his
> > wife's
> > > job now.
> > >
> > > At least Todd doesn't call me by my first
> name.
> > > THAT would really be weird.
> >
> > When Todd Hess and
> his
> > wife used to have sex, when it was still
> > physically possible, HE was the one who just
> laid
> > there like a corpse.
>
> Wow, what a witty insult. That must have taken you
> all day to think up.
+1 ^^^^^
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 14, 2016 10:06AM
Robb, stop laughing as if the show were the funniest thing you have ever heard.
This is the worst aspect of TMOS. (although there are many to choose from.)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2016 10:07AM by Blobb Spewsack.
This is the worst aspect of TMOS. (although there are many to choose from.)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2016 10:07AM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Correcting Todd Hess...Again
()
Date: January 14, 2016 11:27AM
That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:15PM
Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
Not to mention the mouthbreather misuse of apostrophes
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
Not to mention the mouthbreather misuse of apostrophes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:18PM
Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
To be fair, Todd can't float, he just sinks
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
To be fair, Todd can't float, he just sinks
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:25PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
>
>
> To be fair, Todd can't float, he just sinks
You are correct,,,,,,,
Knee deep in your mom's ass....
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
>
>
> To be fair, Todd can't float, he just sinks
You are correct,,,,,,,
Knee deep in your mom's ass....
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:25PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
>
> Not to mention the mouthbreather misuse of
> apostrophes
#,
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
>
> Not to mention the mouthbreather misuse of
> apostrophes
#,
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 12:29PM
Correcting Todd Hess...Again Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
No, my version got a response from you.
So, I am staying with Fly like a butterfly.
#Troll101
#KeyboardWarrior
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> That would be FLOAT like a butterfly.....sigh
No, my version got a response from you.
So, I am staying with Fly like a butterfly.
#Troll101
#KeyboardWarrior
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Ghost Of Todd Hess's Penis
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:13PM
Hay Guys,
Viewing this from the afterlife. It has been years since the Hesser has seen me and like David Hume says, if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Being the disembodiment of Hesser's penis and reading this on the only internet terminal that Heaven allows to get to this site, I am left wondering if: Hesser thinks he is a keyboard warrior or you folks are keyboard warriors.
Let me answer some questions...
I thought being a warrior meant being in a fight. The only fight the Hesser's ever been in was with his weekly 10 foot sub. He won and the sub lost as did the toilet.
All virgins get into Heaven.
#ConfusedCock
Viewing this from the afterlife. It has been years since the Hesser has seen me and like David Hume says, if you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Being the disembodiment of Hesser's penis and reading this on the only internet terminal that Heaven allows to get to this site, I am left wondering if: Hesser thinks he is a keyboard warrior or you folks are keyboard warriors.
Let me answer some questions...
I thought being a warrior meant being in a fight. The only fight the Hesser's ever been in was with his weekly 10 foot sub. He won and the sub lost as did the toilet.
All virgins get into Heaven.
#ConfusedCock
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:41PM
The Ghost Of Todd Hess's Penis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hay Guys,
>
> Viewing this from the afterlife. It has been
> years since the Hesser has seen me and like David
> Hume says, if you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
> Being the disembodiment of Hesser's penis and
> reading this on the only internet terminal that
> Heaven allows to get to this site, I am left
> wondering if: Hesser thinks he is a keyboard
> warrior or you folks are keyboard warriors.
>
> Let me answer some questions...
> I thought being a warrior meant being in a fight.
> The only fight the Hesser's ever been in was with
> his weekly 10 foot sub. He won and the sub lost
> as did the toilet.
>
> All virgins get into Heaven.
>
> #ConfusedCock
Here I fixed it for you....
#ConfusedCuck
-Todd
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hay Guys,
>
> Viewing this from the afterlife. It has been
> years since the Hesser has seen me and like David
> Hume says, if you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
> Being the disembodiment of Hesser's penis and
> reading this on the only internet terminal that
> Heaven allows to get to this site, I am left
> wondering if: Hesser thinks he is a keyboard
> warrior or you folks are keyboard warriors.
>
> Let me answer some questions...
> I thought being a warrior meant being in a fight.
> The only fight the Hesser's ever been in was with
> his weekly 10 foot sub. He won and the sub lost
> as did the toilet.
>
> All virgins get into Heaven.
>
> #ConfusedCock
Here I fixed it for you....
#ConfusedCuck
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:46PM
Ug. Enough with the Todd Hess stuff, so boring.
Making fun of anonymous people? Not fun. (and if you think it is ACTUALLY Todd Hess, you are kidding yourself.)
Making fun of TMOS? Fun.
Making fun of anonymous people? Not fun. (and if you think it is ACTUALLY Todd Hess, you are kidding yourself.)
Making fun of TMOS? Fun.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:48PM
Helm the RELM Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> than I thought.
Hundreds of millions inherited from her father who was a big wheel in the maritime shipping bidness in Hawaii.
-------------------------------------------------------
> RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> than I thought.
Hundreds of millions inherited from her father who was a big wheel in the maritime shipping bidness in Hawaii.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack's Ghost Cock
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:50PM
I'm up here with Hesser's wang and I'm wondering what flew up Blobb's ass and died. A couple of Thickness's babies are up here too. Infants, I mean.
Any who, gotta go listen to a Bowie show.
#VirginPenis
#ConfusedCock
~SLV~
Any who, gotta go listen to a Bowie show.
#VirginPenis
#ConfusedCock
~SLV~
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 01:54PM
> > This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society, but
> > it's funny how Todd
> Hess
> > repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that
> he's
> > the stupidest person here.
>
> I know you are, but what am I...
>
> Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
>
> -Todd
>
> P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
I rest my case.
> > it's funny how Todd
> Hess
> > repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that
> he's
> > the stupidest person here.
>
> I know you are, but what am I...
>
> Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
>
> -Todd
>
> P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
I rest my case.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Ghost Of Todd Hess's Penis
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:04PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > > This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society,
> but
> > > it's funny how Todd
> > Hess
> > > repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that
> > he's
> > > the stupidest person here.
> >
> > I know you are, but what am I...
> >
> > Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
> >
> > -Todd
> >
> > P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
>
> I rest my case.
I rest my ghostly balls in your mouth
-------------------------------------------------------
> > > This place isn't exactly the Mensa Society,
> but
> > > it's funny how Todd
> > Hess
> > > repeatedly fails to pick up on the fact that
> > he's
> > > the stupidest person here.
> >
> > I know you are, but what am I...
> >
> > Because I get it, got it, Keyboard Warrior...
> >
> > -Todd
> >
> > P.S. I love it when your Mom call's me daddy...
>
> I rest my case.
I rest my ghostly balls in your mouth
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:09PM
We need a FMI (Full Mike Incident) to liven up the discussion
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:25PM
Seriously, the show is so boring we got nuthin'.
We need a new Pearl Harbor.
We need a new Pearl Harbor.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:38PM
yeah...it's all I can do to listen
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:50PM
Mike begged for more Bogus subscribers with these pitches...He doesn't care if you listen or not, just buy it and even if you don't want them, buy them for a friend...This after he insisted that even though the sub numbers were embarrassing, they did increase from the year before...who believes that tired old lie?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 02:57PM
Fuckwaddle's delivery of "greatest listeners in the world because they get it...you get it too" is the poster child for phoning it in.
And yes, of course "macaque" is pronounced "macau". Well done, TMOS brain trust!
And I don't care if it's the "real" Todd Hess or not, it's still a stupidity record holder.
And yes, of course "macaque" is pronounced "macau". Well done, TMOS brain trust!
And I don't care if it's the "real" Todd Hess or not, it's still a stupidity record holder.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Penis query
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:29PM
Blobb Spewsack's Ghost Cock Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm up here with Hesser's wang and I'm wondering
> what flew up Blobb's ass and died. A couple of
> Thickness's babies are up here too. Infants, I
> mean.
>
> Any who, gotta go listen to a Bowie show.
>
> #VirginPenis
> #ConfusedCock
>
> ~SLV~
Did you two dicks take typing lessons, or are you both hunt 'n peckers?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm up here with Hesser's wang and I'm wondering
> what flew up Blobb's ass and died. A couple of
> Thickness's babies are up here too. Infants, I
> mean.
>
> Any who, gotta go listen to a Bowie show.
>
> #VirginPenis
> #ConfusedCock
>
> ~SLV~
Did you two dicks take typing lessons, or are you both hunt 'n peckers?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sloganmeister
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:32PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike begged for more Bogus subscribers with these
> pitches...He doesn't care if you listen or not,
> just buy it and even if you don't want them, buy
> them for a friend...This after he insisted that
> even though the sub numbers were embarrassing,
> they did increase from the year before...who
> believes that tired old lie?
"TMOS bonus shows: buy a subscription for your friend, buy two for your enemy."
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike begged for more Bogus subscribers with these
> pitches...He doesn't care if you listen or not,
> just buy it and even if you don't want them, buy
> them for a friend...This after he insisted that
> even though the sub numbers were embarrassing,
> they did increase from the year before...who
> believes that tired old lie?
"TMOS bonus shows: buy a subscription for your friend, buy two for your enemy."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
JyGKp
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:34PM
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Helm the RELM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> > listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> > than I thought.
>
> Hundreds of millions inherited from her father who
> was a big wheel in the maritime shipping bidness
> in Hawaii.
Does she post on the FB page?
Do you think she has ever visited/posted here?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Helm the RELM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> > listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more money
> > than I thought.
>
> Hundreds of millions inherited from her father who
> was a big wheel in the maritime shipping bidness
> in Hawaii.
Does she post on the FB page?
Do you think she has ever visited/posted here?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 03:53PM
JyGKp Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Helm the RELM Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> > > listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more
> money
> > > than I thought.
> >
> > Hundreds of millions inherited from her father
> who
> > was a big wheel in the maritime shipping
> bidness
> > in Hawaii.
>
>
> Does she post on the FB page?
>
> Do you think she has ever visited/posted here?
Only if the system accepts horse semen
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Helm the RELM Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > RELM is still a thing? They must have fewer
> > > listeners than TMOS. Kappy must have more
> money
> > > than I thought.
> >
> > Hundreds of millions inherited from her father
> who
> > was a big wheel in the maritime shipping
> bidness
> > in Hawaii.
>
>
> Does she post on the FB page?
>
> Do you think she has ever visited/posted here?
Only if the system accepts horse semen
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Best? Uhhhhhh no
()
Date: January 14, 2016 04:31PM
svine Wrote:
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> Laughed every time Mike called Dominique Foxworth
> "Fox" yesterday. He's hip, he's cool, he's got a
> podcast!
I just heard that interview. We say it a lot, but I really think that was an all-time low. Yes, repeatedly calling him "Fox" was outright embarrassing. His incessant "uhs" were beyond distracting. He had a truly interesting interview going (no thanks to him) and he told Dominique they had to go to break. On an effing podcast. Nice that he didn't even bother to take the time to read Dominique's article in the USA Today before the interview. SMFH
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> Laughed every time Mike called Dominique Foxworth
> "Fox" yesterday. He's hip, he's cool, he's got a
> podcast!
I just heard that interview. We say it a lot, but I really think that was an all-time low. Yes, repeatedly calling him "Fox" was outright embarrassing. His incessant "uhs" were beyond distracting. He had a truly interesting interview going (no thanks to him) and he told Dominique they had to go to break. On an effing podcast. Nice that he didn't even bother to take the time to read Dominique's article in the USA Today before the interview. SMFH
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: January 14, 2016 04:52PM
Mike doesn't need to read articles, he's been in those rooms!
As an interviewer, Mike is a good golfer.
As an interviewer, Mike is a good golfer.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: January 14, 2016 04:55PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike doesn't need to read articles, he's been in
> those rooms!
>
> As an interviewer, Mike is a good golfer.
Not to mention, he's busy developing his conspiracy theories. Did he just learn what that term means? Seems he can't stop using it these days.
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> Mike doesn't need to read articles, he's been in
> those rooms!
>
> As an interviewer, Mike is a good golfer.
Not to mention, he's busy developing his conspiracy theories. Did he just learn what that term means? Seems he can't stop using it these days.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: January 14, 2016 05:00PM
And they only dragged themselves to that movie because Oscar was bringing Foxworth on the show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ol' Cunt Ears
()
Date: January 14, 2016 05:26PM
Today. Horrible half-ass Larry King, Irrelevant Jack Cassidy. BLOBB's phony
laughing.
20 plus minutes of mailbag boredom. What the fuck is so funny about fruit
fritters? Puns and alliteration are the lowest forms of comedy.
24 minutes in and I TAP. Off to listen to Last Podcast on the left.
laughing.
20 plus minutes of mailbag boredom. What the fuck is so funny about fruit
fritters? Puns and alliteration are the lowest forms of comedy.
24 minutes in and I TAP. Off to listen to Last Podcast on the left.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
oscar the prick
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:18PM
great start today, oscar's hideous cackle in full form.in addition to the mandatory laughter at LFF's every utterence whenever theres an insult or criticism not aimed at him, oscar's enthusiastic cackles are unleashed. you notice he always makes sure his presence is prominant whenever guests or pussy are in the studio. should carla come on camera you can be sure oscar will speak up and kiss ass.maybe he should silo that shit and curate elsewhere. compared to his normal bored tolerance of the show oscar seemed like he was on crack. hey oscar : fuck you
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
North Hollywood
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:25PM
This guy hates actors. Gotta be the same guy, right?
Concussed Wrote:
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> I also think casting crazy-ass Will Smith in the
> lead was a deliberate effort to sabotage the
> movie.
>
> Seriously, like people aren't well of the issue
> from years of news coverage.
Concussed Wrote:
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> I also think casting crazy-ass Will Smith in the
> lead was a deliberate effort to sabotage the
> movie.
>
> Seriously, like people aren't well of the issue
> from years of news coverage.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
North Hollywood
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:29PM
Pro-tip: skip the opening. No exceptions. Makes the show 25-50% better.
Ol' Cunt Ears Wrote:
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> Today. Horrible half-ass Larry King, Irrelevant
> Jack Cassidy. BLOBB's phony
>
> laughing.
>
> 20 plus minutes of mailbag boredom. What the fuck
> is so funny about fruit
>
>
> fritters? Puns and alliteration are the lowest
> forms of comedy.
>
>
> 24 minutes in and I TAP. Off to listen to Last
> Podcast on the left.
Ol' Cunt Ears Wrote:
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> Today. Horrible half-ass Larry King, Irrelevant
> Jack Cassidy. BLOBB's phony
>
> laughing.
>
> 20 plus minutes of mailbag boredom. What the fuck
> is so funny about fruit
>
>
> fritters? Puns and alliteration are the lowest
> forms of comedy.
>
>
> 24 minutes in and I TAP. Off to listen to Last
> Podcast on the left.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
18006361067
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:37PM
I just love the idea that Mike thinks that a big budget Will Smith movie opening on Christmas is a conspiracy to hide it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
oscarphoney
()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:47PM
mike says "we're out of time" and oscar erupts , cackling like its the funniest shit ever...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: January 14, 2016 07:37PM
How long until Mike is truly "out of time".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
More Better
()
Date: January 14, 2016 07:47PM
North Hollywood Wrote:
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> Pro-tip: skip the opening. No exceptions. Makes
> the show 25-50% better.
Even MORE Pro-tip: skip the entire show. No exceptions. Makes the show 100% better.
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> Pro-tip: skip the opening. No exceptions. Makes
> the show 25-50% better.
Even MORE Pro-tip: skip the entire show. No exceptions. Makes the show 100% better.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
()
Date: January 14, 2016 08:32PM
It deserves resaying: saying "Pro-tip" is beyond gay and should not be done except to criticize it.
Fuckwaddle: use of the word "coed". No one says that anymore, Grandpa. Aren't you dead yet?
El Spic: Great, you tricked a sorority girl into fucking you in college. In West Virginia. That's no excuse for your "STRONNNNGGG!!" when you heard about the intern's sorority.
Me personally, when I hear "fraternity" or "sorority" I walk in the opposite direction unless I'm trying to score drugs.
Fuckwaddle: "I'm an alumni!" and supposedly with a Communications degree.
Of course the alcohol-induced brain damage damaged today's show as Fuckwaddle lost the discussion several times and had to be brought back on track.
Fuckwaddle: use of the word "coed". No one says that anymore, Grandpa. Aren't you dead yet?
El Spic: Great, you tricked a sorority girl into fucking you in college. In West Virginia. That's no excuse for your "STRONNNNGGG!!" when you heard about the intern's sorority.
Me personally, when I hear "fraternity" or "sorority" I walk in the opposite direction unless I'm trying to score drugs.
Fuckwaddle: "I'm an alumni!" and supposedly with a Communications degree.
Of course the alcohol-induced brain damage damaged today's show as Fuckwaddle lost the discussion several times and had to be brought back on track.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: January 14, 2016 10:07PM
LFF also asked her (after she had said which SORORITY she was a member of) "What fraternity are you in?" He asked her major twice, and whether her sorority was affiliated with a particular fraternity twice. He's a high-functioning stroke survivor, so brave. Also, the whole interviewing the female intern thing is creepy as hell. It was creepy last time, and then that intern was basically never heard from again. Who would have guessed. But "misfit toys" who rent one of two rooms in a basement or live with their parents' while not attending community college fit right in.