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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 02, 2016 02:57PM
The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> > oscarhater Wrote:
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> > > peekza is the best thing going on here
> >
> >
> > ahahahahahahahaha
> >
> > Thats like saying a used tampon is the best
> thing
> > going in the bottom of a porta john... Peekza
> > should be proud.
>
> I can't believe that someone would bother to use
> my handle on here. No, that first post wasn't
> from me Peek. I've been away for a couple of
> weeks and just got caught up here. Still about
> two weeks behind on shows.
>
> So when did our friend with the broken camera
> decide to start posting as 1 TMOS fan?
No worries, the clever ruse didn't fool me...I was impressed that he used your handle though, I will give him credit for that
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> The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> > oscarhater Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > peekza is the best thing going on here
> >
> >
> > ahahahahahahahaha
> >
> > Thats like saying a used tampon is the best
> thing
> > going in the bottom of a porta john... Peekza
> > should be proud.
>
> I can't believe that someone would bother to use
> my handle on here. No, that first post wasn't
> from me Peek. I've been away for a couple of
> weeks and just got caught up here. Still about
> two weeks behind on shows.
>
> So when did our friend with the broken camera
> decide to start posting as 1 TMOS fan?
No worries, the clever ruse didn't fool me...I was impressed that he used your handle though, I will give him credit for that
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 02, 2016 02:58PM
jumbo slice Wrote:
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> Peek is really chill about the whole situation.
> Really!
>
> peekza Wrote:
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> > pizza hut. Wrote:
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> > > This does not sound like a guy who isn't
> > bothered.
> > > Nice try at the reverse psychology though,
> bro.
> >
> >
> > keep telling yourself that "bro"
that I am
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> Peek is really chill about the whole situation.
> Really!
>
> peekza Wrote:
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> > pizza hut. Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > This does not sound like a guy who isn't
> > bothered.
> > > Nice try at the reverse psychology though,
> bro.
> >
> >
> > keep telling yourself that "bro"
that I am
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:13PM
744...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:26PM
Is he patting himself on the back?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:40PM
Plaque-o the clown.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: April 02, 2016 03:59PM
Classic Fatt Rob, the neck wattle almost covers the tie he's so proud of.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tie Tie-er
()
Date: April 02, 2016 04:10PM
So Robb possesses one of the skills necessary to work as a waiter at Olive Garden. Unfortunately he doesn't possess any of the other skills (organization, making correct change, legible handwriting, oral hygiene, etc...).
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WTL FTW
()
Date: April 02, 2016 04:54PM
WTL sure did call it, didn't he? He said the show sucked and not only did WJFK pull the plug, so did The Edge. No affiliates picked up the Failcast. 7 years later, none of these idiots are employable by radio stations and virtually nobody listens to the podcast. Mike doesn't even show up half the time and appears to have drained his retirement to subsidize this failing venture. WTL FTW!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 02, 2016 05:21PM
WTL FTW Wrote:
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> WTL sure did call it, didn't he? He said the show
> sucked and not only did WJFK pull the plug, so did
> The Edge. No affiliates picked up the Failcast. 7
> years later, none of these idiots are employable
> by radio stations and virtually nobody listens to
> the podcast. Mike doesn't even show up half the
> time and appears to have drained his retirement to
> subsidize this failing venture. WTL FTW!!!
Eight months after the beginning of "Steaming Pile of Shit Entertainment", Fuckwaddle joined Kirk McEwen in his doomed show. The Edge cancelled the Kirk and Mike Show when they flipped formats. It was actually listenable online because you didn't have to wade through all the classic rock and Fuckwaddle wasn't the marquee name. The Edge never ran the Mary O'Meara Memorial Radio Abortion. One affiliate in Vermont did pick it up but dropped it after they got a chance to actually listen to it and realized that it wasn't just one off day, that's way it actually was.
So, you, FTL.
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> WTL sure did call it, didn't he? He said the show
> sucked and not only did WJFK pull the plug, so did
> The Edge. No affiliates picked up the Failcast. 7
> years later, none of these idiots are employable
> by radio stations and virtually nobody listens to
> the podcast. Mike doesn't even show up half the
> time and appears to have drained his retirement to
> subsidize this failing venture. WTL FTW!!!
Eight months after the beginning of "Steaming Pile of Shit Entertainment", Fuckwaddle joined Kirk McEwen in his doomed show. The Edge cancelled the Kirk and Mike Show when they flipped formats. It was actually listenable online because you didn't have to wade through all the classic rock and Fuckwaddle wasn't the marquee name. The Edge never ran the Mary O'Meara Memorial Radio Abortion. One affiliate in Vermont did pick it up but dropped it after they got a chance to actually listen to it and realized that it wasn't just one off day, that's way it actually was.
So, you, FTL.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Herb Hoover
()
Date: April 02, 2016 05:44PM
Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
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> Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
>
> I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> Announcement.
>
> IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
>
>
> -Big O
>
>
>
> www.mikeomearashow.com
Here Ya go, Dildos...
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> Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
>
> I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> Announcement.
>
> IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
>
>
> -Big O
>
>
>
> www.mikeomearashow.com
Here Ya go, Dildos...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Corky Spewack
()
Date: April 02, 2016 05:45PM
peekza Wrote:
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> 744...Semper Fat
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> 744...Semper Fat
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: April 02, 2016 05:51PM
Can TMOS trade out a teeth-whitening deal for Spewak, please? Or Kappy or Sharon, can you help him out?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 02, 2016 06:11PM
Herb Hoover Wrote:
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> Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> >
> > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > Announcement.
> >
> > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> >
> >
> > -Big O
> >
> >
> >
> > www.mikeomearashow.com
>
> Here Ya go, Dildos...
Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I wonder?
You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show" which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty clear that that's not El Spic.
I can see how you might have stumbled over your own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU grad?
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> Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
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> -----
> > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> >
> > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > Announcement.
> >
> > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> >
> >
> > -Big O
> >
> >
> >
> > www.mikeomearashow.com
>
> Here Ya go, Dildos...
Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I wonder?
You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show" which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty clear that that's not El Spic.
I can see how you might have stumbled over your own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU grad?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Herb Hoover
()
Date: April 02, 2016 06:14PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Herb Hoover Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > >
> > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > Announcement.
> > >
> > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > >
> > >
> > > -Big O
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> >
> > Here Ya go, Dildos...
>
> Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
>
> So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> wonder?
>
> You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as
> opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it
> at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen
> to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty
> clear that that's not El Spic.
>
> I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU
> grad?
Fuck you, homocake.
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> Herb Hoover Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > >
> > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > Announcement.
> > >
> > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > >
> > >
> > > -Big O
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> >
> > Here Ya go, Dildos...
>
> Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
>
> So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> wonder?
>
> You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as
> opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it
> at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen
> to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty
> clear that that's not El Spic.
>
> I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU
> grad?
Fuck you, homocake.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Crazy Bitch He Called Me
()
Date: April 02, 2016 06:17PM
I'm kind of ashamed to talk about this, but when I was dating Oscar he made me call him "Papi" and every lovemaking session had to include iPhone play. Apparently there are secret features in his friend's apps that turn on and turn up the vibrate function. It became exhausting. Three wasted weeks.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
not peekza
()
Date: April 02, 2016 06:19PM
Herb Hoover Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> -----
> > Herb Hoover Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > > >
> > > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > > Announcement.
> > > >
> > > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -Big O
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> > >
> > > Here Ya go, Dildos...
> >
> > Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
> >
> > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> > Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
> >
> > So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> > "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> > wonder?
> >
> > You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> > which implies he was "teasing" it on the show,
> as
> > opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> > "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted
> it
> > at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to
> listen
> > to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's
> pretty
> > clear that that's not El Spic.
> >
> > I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> > own quote marks and misrepresented his post.
> AU
> > grad?
>
> Fuck you, homocake.
"homocake"
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Herb Hoover Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > > >
> > > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > > Announcement.
> > > >
> > > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -Big O
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> > >
> > > Here Ya go, Dildos...
> >
> > Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
> >
> > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> > Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
> >
> > So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> > "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> > wonder?
> >
> > You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> > which implies he was "teasing" it on the show,
> as
> > opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> > "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted
> it
> > at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to
> listen
> > to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's
> pretty
> > clear that that's not El Spic.
> >
> > I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> > own quote marks and misrepresented his post.
> AU
> > grad?
>
> Fuck you, homocake.
"homocake"
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 03, 2016 01:14AM
not peekza Wrote:
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>
>
> "homocake"
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I know, right?
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>
>
> "homocake"
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I know, right?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poison Eightt
()
Date: April 03, 2016 02:14AM
Corky Spewack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 744...Semper Fat
>
>
>
>
>
He can look, but he better not touch!
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 744...Semper Fat
>
>
>
>
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He can look, but he better not touch!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bruno_Hautenfaust
()
Date: April 03, 2016 11:16AM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Herb Hoover Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > >
> > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > Announcement.
> > >
> > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > >
> > >
> > > -Big O
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> >
> > Here Ya go, Dildos...
>
> Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
>
> So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> wonder?
>
> You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as
> opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it
> at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen
> to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty
> clear that that's not El Spic.
>
> I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU
> grad?
You were confused by that? I think Herb left a coloring book in the corner.
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> Herb Hoover Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.
> > >
> > > I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE
> > > Announcement.
> > >
> > > IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..
> > >
> > >
> > > -Big O
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > www.mikeomearashow.com
> >
> > Here Ya go, Dildos...
>
> Yeah, I got that, Panty Shield. I also got:
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Herb Hoover ()
> Date: April 01, 2016 10:00PM
>
> So what was the "big announcement" "Oscar" was
> "teasing" on today's "show" going to be, I
> wonder?
>
> You said he was "teasing" it on today's "show"
> which implies he was "teasing" it on the show, as
> opposed to "teasing" it on a billboard or
> "teasing" it with a post here. And you posted it
> at 10 p.m. when you would have had time to listen
> to the show. Totes confusing. Except it's pretty
> clear that that's not El Spic.
>
> I can see how you might have stumbled over your
> own quote marks and misrepresented his post. AU
> grad?
You were confused by that? I think Herb left a coloring book in the corner.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 03, 2016 01:48PM
Merely suggesting a possibility, homocake.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Horror
()
Date: April 03, 2016 02:41PM
My Dinner With Spewak:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Spewak culinary historian
()
Date: April 03, 2016 03:12PM
This photo of Robb eating tater casserole was taken before the invention of tots.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 03, 2016 03:24PM
Reminds me of that Star Trek episode "The Trouble With Tater Tots".
And God said, Let there be tots: and there were tots. And God saw the tots, that [it was] good: and God divided the tots from the fruitcake. And God called the tots Daily Fare, and the fruitcake he called Seasonal. And the whiskey and the ice were the first drink, and yea verily, the last. And a deep swoon was upon the Spewak.
And God said, Let there be tots: and there were tots. And God saw the tots, that [it was] good: and God divided the tots from the fruitcake. And God called the tots Daily Fare, and the fruitcake he called Seasonal. And the whiskey and the ice were the first drink, and yea verily, the last. And a deep swoon was upon the Spewak.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
PhotoShoppist
()
Date: April 03, 2016 03:33PM
With bubbles:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Whatnot Tater Tot
()
Date: April 03, 2016 08:08PM
Those potatoes are roasted. No fucking way Robb would stick a potato in his mouth that wasn't fried, mashed with butter and covered in gravy or loaded with butter, sour cream, bacon and cheese.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
E. Terr
()
Date: April 03, 2016 09:49PM
Whatnot Tater Tot Wrote:
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> Those potatoes are roasted. No fucking way Robb
> would stick a potato in his mouth that wasn't
> fried, mashed with butter and covered in gravy or
> loaded with butter, sour cream, bacon and cheese.
He eats the roasted potatoes with the ham hock/shank (see,left hand) before diving into the fried offerings...
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> Those potatoes are roasted. No fucking way Robb
> would stick a potato in his mouth that wasn't
> fried, mashed with butter and covered in gravy or
> loaded with butter, sour cream, bacon and cheese.
He eats the roasted potatoes with the ham hock/shank (see,left hand) before diving into the fried offerings...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 12:47PM
Another poem? And nary a thump?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 12:50PM
and how do you follow up the poem Mike wrote for his Mother's eulogy? A clip about business cards from American Psycho and Phil Collins?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 01:01PM
Someone needs to tell that fat fuck that his poems suck farts out of a homeless guys ass; worse than fourth grader.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dylan TMOS
()
Date: April 04, 2016 02:35PM
"My Mother", by Michael O'Meara. You gave me life / You gave me milk / You gave me courage / Your name was Angela / The angel from Heaven / But you were also an angel of God / And He needed you, too / Selfishly I tried to keep you here / While the cancer ate away your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force / But I couldn't save you / and I shall see your face nevermore, nevermore, nevermore / Until we meet in heaven.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike Ranger Video Entertainment
()
Date: April 04, 2016 02:43PM
From the nursing home newsletter:
She has it all, yes she does
She knows how to please…in every detail
She can do more than you’d ever imagine
And do it with style, she does it with me
Oh yes she does
I know that you thought that you knew her
And maybe you did, but you don’t
She’ll only reveal what she wants you to see
And then show it all, and when she does she satisfies me
If you only knew, just what she could do
You’d want her too
If you only knew
thump...thump...thump
She has it all, yes she does
She knows how to please…in every detail
She can do more than you’d ever imagine
And do it with style, she does it with me
Oh yes she does
I know that you thought that you knew her
And maybe you did, but you don’t
She’ll only reveal what she wants you to see
And then show it all, and when she does she satisfies me
If you only knew, just what she could do
You’d want her too
If you only knew
thump...thump...thump
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:21PM
and for some odd reason, not the name of episode 1496 has been changed from "Mike has Returned" to "the Song has come to an End"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:24PM
Anybody else catch it when Oscar briefly mentioned Mike not missing any more shows this year? Like it's Mike's fault he has missed at least one show 11 out of 13 weeks this year
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:26PM
And while we're getting down to brass tacks, Mike lauded his sister the Saint for all her dedication...Didn't she take a trip out of the country when he Mother was LITERALLY on her deathbed? I guess that IS Mother Teresa territory compared to Mike's contributions
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:37PM
peekza Wrote:
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...Didn't she take a trip out of the
> country when he Mother was LITERALLY on her
> deathbed?
You think that's bad, she and her husband expected Mike to walk with them that time they went to the store in Boston!
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...Didn't she take a trip out of the
> country when he Mother was LITERALLY on her
> deathbed?
You think that's bad, she and her husband expected Mike to walk with them that time they went to the store in Boston!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:38PM
hey Man, he walked 5 miles the LAST time he was there
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:40PM
while we're getting down to brass tacks, who knew Carla was still employed?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 04, 2016 03:47PM
Her FB "about" is like a list of consecutive failure!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:11PM
peekza Wrote:
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> hey Man, he walked 5 miles the LAST time he was
> there
POWERwalked.
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> hey Man, he walked 5 miles the LAST time he was
> there
POWERwalked.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:12PM
Mike's Powerwalk is slower than most people's strolling speed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:14PM
So it took 56 years and his mother's death for Mike to figure out it's all about family.... you can't make it up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bradley Fukerton III
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:19PM
peekza Wrote:
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> while we're getting down to brass tacks, who knew
> Carla was still employed?
Obsess much?
-C.D.
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> while we're getting down to brass tacks, who knew
> Carla was still employed?
Obsess much?
-C.D.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:33PM
Bradley Fukerton III Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > while we're getting down to brass tacks, who
> knew
> > Carla was still employed?
>
>
> Obsess much?
>
> -C.D.
no...not much
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > while we're getting down to brass tacks, who
> knew
> > Carla was still employed?
>
>
> Obsess much?
>
> -C.D.
no...not much
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:35PM
peekza Wrote:
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> while we're getting down to brass tacks, who knew
> Carla was still employed?
I think we file this under "strippers don't sweat the details."
I concur on Fuckwaddle's absences in that I'd like to see El Spic make more of them; he got shot down pretty quick with "the week my mother died" even though that was the previous week and this was about the week of the funeral. I say he gets a pass on those two, but what about all the other times this year?
I still say shows without Fuckwaddle are much better.
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
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> while we're getting down to brass tacks, who knew
> Carla was still employed?
I think we file this under "strippers don't sweat the details."
I concur on Fuckwaddle's absences in that I'd like to see El Spic make more of them; he got shot down pretty quick with "the week my mother died" even though that was the previous week and this was about the week of the funeral. I say he gets a pass on those two, but what about all the other times this year?
I still say shows without Fuckwaddle are much better.
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:39PM
BillyBob Wrote:
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> So it took 56 years and his mother's death for
> Mike to figure out it's all about family.... you
> can't make it up.
it was only recently that he admitted that his obesity might play a small role in his poor health
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> So it took 56 years and his mother's death for
> Mike to figure out it's all about family.... you
> can't make it up.
it was only recently that he admitted that his obesity might play a small role in his poor health
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:40PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike's Powerwalk is slower than most people's
> strolling speed.
it's slower than most people sitting
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> Mike's Powerwalk is slower than most people's
> strolling speed.
it's slower than most people sitting
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:45PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > while we're getting down to brass tacks, who
> knew
> > Carla was still employed?
>
> I think we file this under "strippers don't sweat
> the details."
>
> I concur on Fuckwaddle's absences in that I'd like
> to see El Spic make more of them; he got shot down
> pretty quick with "the week my mother died" even
> though that was the previous week and this was
> about the week of the funeral. I say he gets a
> pass on those two, but what about all the other
> times this year?
>
> I still say shows without Fuckwaddle are much
> better.
>
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
right, even if you give him a pass on his Mother's death and funeral weeks, there are still 9 unexcused absences and that's the point...he only has a valid excuse for 2 weeks, what about the other 9? Even Beth Hoyle would have a hard time making an excuse stick for 9 weeks
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > while we're getting down to brass tacks, who
> knew
> > Carla was still employed?
>
> I think we file this under "strippers don't sweat
> the details."
>
> I concur on Fuckwaddle's absences in that I'd like
> to see El Spic make more of them; he got shot down
> pretty quick with "the week my mother died" even
> though that was the previous week and this was
> about the week of the funeral. I say he gets a
> pass on those two, but what about all the other
> times this year?
>
> I still say shows without Fuckwaddle are much
> better.
>
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
right, even if you give him a pass on his Mother's death and funeral weeks, there are still 9 unexcused absences and that's the point...he only has a valid excuse for 2 weeks, what about the other 9? Even Beth Hoyle would have a hard time making an excuse stick for 9 weeks
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:47PM
For him, two miles in Florida counts as exercise. Five miles in Boston must be like the Olympics. He knows his brother in law and his sister, so why didn't he just say, "I don't have good walking shoes, I'm just going to take a cab."?
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: April 04, 2016 04:57PM
Mike was talking about his childhood buddy who came to the funeral. As to their respective marital statuses, Mike called him a one-time loser, and referred to himself as a three-time loser. Unless there's another secret ex-wife out there, sorry, Carla! With your drooling over Bobby C and the Boston boys you ogled while you were out running, it seems Mike's already listing you as one of his marital losses.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 05:40PM
Good catch on three-time loser. Pulling out is not birth control. Sometimes you have to ask "What is WRONG with this girl that she's interested in ME?" but Johnny Self-Aware apparently never had that conversation with himself.
Also, talking about how the childhood friend still looked the same he tried to turn his blubber into a positive: "I was blubbery then, I'm blubbery now, so I too look the same as I did in high school."
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Also, talking about how the childhood friend still looked the same he tried to turn his blubber into a positive: "I was blubbery then, I'm blubbery now, so I too look the same as I did in high school."
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 05:48PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Good catch on three-time loser. Pulling out is
> not birth control. Sometimes you have to ask
> "What is WRONG with this girl that she's
> interested in ME?" but Johnny Self-Aware
> apparently never had that conversation with
> himself.
>
> Also, talking about how the childhood friend still
> looked the same he tried to turn his blubber into
> a positive: "I was blubbery then, I'm blubbery
> now, so I too look the same as I did in high
> school."
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
He knows EXACTLY what's wrong with her
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> Good catch on three-time loser. Pulling out is
> not birth control. Sometimes you have to ask
> "What is WRONG with this girl that she's
> interested in ME?" but Johnny Self-Aware
> apparently never had that conversation with
> himself.
>
> Also, talking about how the childhood friend still
> looked the same he tried to turn his blubber into
> a positive: "I was blubbery then, I'm blubbery
> now, so I too look the same as I did in high
> school."
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
He knows EXACTLY what's wrong with her
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 05:49PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> For him, two miles in Florida counts as exercise.
> Five miles in Boston must be like the Olympics.
> He knows his brother in law and his sister, so why
> didn't he just say, "I don't have good walking
> shoes, I'm just going to take a cab."?
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
My question is "why didn't he take walking shoes if it's NO surprise that he will be walking A LOT?"
-------------------------------------------------------
> For him, two miles in Florida counts as exercise.
> Five miles in Boston must be like the Olympics.
> He knows his brother in law and his sister, so why
> didn't he just say, "I don't have good walking
> shoes, I'm just going to take a cab."?
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
My question is "why didn't he take walking shoes if it's NO surprise that he will be walking A LOT?"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 05:53PM
That occurred to me too, but I factored in the retard.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:02PM
peekza Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For him, two miles in Florida counts as
> exercise.
> > Five miles in Boston must be like the Olympics.
>
> > He knows his brother in law and his sister, so
> why
> > didn't he just say, "I don't have good walking
> > shoes, I'm just going to take a cab."?
> >
> > Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> > ________________________
> > A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> > Bishop's table.
>
> My question is "why didn't he take walking shoes
> if it's NO surprise that he will be walking A
> LOT?"
Another way barrel-chested men are discriminated against -- how can Mike be expected to fit his oversize clothes AND an extra pair of shoes into a carry-on?
No checked bags -- his travel budget was blown on him paying for extra legroom -- thanks for nothing, Kappy.
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For him, two miles in Florida counts as
> exercise.
> > Five miles in Boston must be like the Olympics.
>
> > He knows his brother in law and his sister, so
> why
> > didn't he just say, "I don't have good walking
> > shoes, I'm just going to take a cab."?
> >
> > Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> > ________________________
> > A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> > Bishop's table.
>
> My question is "why didn't he take walking shoes
> if it's NO surprise that he will be walking A
> LOT?"
Another way barrel-chested men are discriminated against -- how can Mike be expected to fit his oversize clothes AND an extra pair of shoes into a carry-on?
No checked bags -- his travel budget was blown on him paying for extra legroom -- thanks for nothing, Kappy.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Way Oscar Says P!zza
()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:45PM
peekza Wrote:
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> BillyBob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So it took 56 years and his mother's death for
> > Mike to figure out it's all about family....
> you
> > can't make it up.
>
>
> it was only recently that he admitted that his
> obesity might play a small role in his poor health
Just now up to last Tuesday's show, but it's clear that after his mom died it's finally hitting him that for years he was a selfish narcissist who acted like a swinging dick and blew off his family. I guess when you're so cool that you drive around D.C. in your Jeep shirtless with just a vest, you simply can't be bothered with family. It's been more difficult than usual to listen to him the past few episodes. He's completely disengaged from the conversation to read Facebook, he's stopped in the middle of the show to count his monthly insurance costs and he's played the mother card way too many times. Jeez man, take a couple of weeks off, it's not like you'd be missed.
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> BillyBob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So it took 56 years and his mother's death for
> > Mike to figure out it's all about family....
> you
> > can't make it up.
>
>
> it was only recently that he admitted that his
> obesity might play a small role in his poor health
Just now up to last Tuesday's show, but it's clear that after his mom died it's finally hitting him that for years he was a selfish narcissist who acted like a swinging dick and blew off his family. I guess when you're so cool that you drive around D.C. in your Jeep shirtless with just a vest, you simply can't be bothered with family. It's been more difficult than usual to listen to him the past few episodes. He's completely disengaged from the conversation to read Facebook, he's stopped in the middle of the show to count his monthly insurance costs and he's played the mother card way too many times. Jeez man, take a couple of weeks off, it's not like you'd be missed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:34PM
I'd like to see him take the rest of his career off, maybe with occasional guest appearances, maybe once a week, the inverse of the current situation. It couldn't be any worse than when Patton Oswalt guests. They both drag the show down just by showing up.
Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never worked with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he knows enough to know he doesn't want to get involved with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is actually smart.
Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins Show. Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out to him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie and all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters to be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never worked with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he knows enough to know he doesn't want to get involved with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is actually smart.
Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins Show. Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out to him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie and all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters to be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:40PM
Wait, they expect Grease to guest with them?
I'm fukkin' shur....
I'm fukkin' shur....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS old farts
()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:55PM
Does the current crop of interns even know who Grease is, or do they think he is some guy who worked with Bing Crosby and Jack Cassidy?
The college interns must feel like they're doing community service at a nursing home. The time they spend with TMOS carries a high opportunity cost, since they could be interning elsewhere.
The other interns are on a fast track to becoming the next Spewak. They just need to find a hard working partner to marry.
The college interns must feel like they're doing community service at a nursing home. The time they spend with TMOS carries a high opportunity cost, since they could be interning elsewhere.
The other interns are on a fast track to becoming the next Spewak. They just need to find a hard working partner to marry.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:18PM
That's a good point about the interns. Most companies hire interns or they make key industry contacts and even get to work concerts and other events. Can you imagine trying to explain TMOS to your dorm mates?
That's got to be embarrassing. ..
"this one guy Robb, has a wife and two kids, but he's like 400 pounds and I swear he's queer!"
That's got to be embarrassing. ..
"this one guy Robb, has a wife and two kids, but he's like 400 pounds and I swear he's queer!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:32PM
And how do you make "sitting in a room without a copier 2 hours once or twice a week" look good on a resume? The one who's actually producing stuff is taking the smart route. Her new boss can teach her how to do good stuff as long as she knows how to operate the equipment, and yes I mean penis.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
________________________
A humble postman cannot expect to grace the Bishop's table.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
This Is Quite Tedious
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:45PM
You need some new material to be relevant.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS-ter
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:51PM
The whole point of doing an internship is to get experience to get a job. The TMOS krewe are supposedly employed by the Failcast and can't get real jobs. Where the fuck are they getting these interns from? Strayer?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:59PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> I'd like to see him take the rest of his career
> off, maybe with occasional guest appearances,
> maybe once a week, the inverse of the current
> situation. It couldn't be any worse than when
> Patton Oswalt guests. They both drag the show
> down just by showing up.
>
> Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never worked
> with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he
> deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal
> (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he knows
> enough to know he doesn't want to get involved
> with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is actually
> smart.
>
> Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins Show.
> Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out to
> him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie and
> all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters to
> be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
>
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
Didn't LFF tell Fatt Rob to book Cerphe at least once? I wouldn't return his calls either.
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> I'd like to see him take the rest of his career
> off, maybe with occasional guest appearances,
> maybe once a week, the inverse of the current
> situation. It couldn't be any worse than when
> Patton Oswalt guests. They both drag the show
> down just by showing up.
>
> Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never worked
> with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he
> deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal
> (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he knows
> enough to know he doesn't want to get involved
> with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is actually
> smart.
>
> Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins Show.
> Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out to
> him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie and
> all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters to
> be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
>
>
> Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> ________________________
> A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> Bishop's table.
Didn't LFF tell Fatt Rob to book Cerphe at least once? I wouldn't return his calls either.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob
()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:04PM
The show w/o him was good because of ROFO's story line. Rob and O did not race through it with lists, etc. When Mike is gone it is usually like listening to a podcast with the Iphone on 1-1/2 speed. ROFO is much more entertaining then Mike's bitching.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
my name goes here
()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:12PM
Some day in the far off future when I shuffle off my mortal coil I hope I'm lucky enough to have one of my loved ones eulogize me with a funeral limerick too.
It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid
It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 04, 2016 11:16PM
Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck outta there...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 04, 2016 11:36PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> outta there...
This is the view from the interviewee's side of the table.
...
..
.
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> Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> outta there...
This is the view from the interviewee's side of the table.
...
..
.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:39AM
the thing is, he HAS taken a couple of weeks off...He just does it a day or two at a time...He's already missed at least 11 shows in 13 weeks
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:47AM
That pic of Tatercheeks is what it must be like when you first meet Robb.
In your mind you think: this fukker eats everything!
In your mind you think: this fukker eats everything!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: April 05, 2016 05:54AM
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Fattt Robbb
()
Date: April 05, 2016 06:43AM
So Robb admits that he's now the fattest he's ever been? That's saying something, given how ginormous he was on that Iowa trip. I think if I was an Uncle Fester-looking fat fuck who takes a pharmacy full of drugs daily to keep my heart from exploding and who sleeps with a machine that keeps my fat from suffocating me to death, I would have to get serious about losing weight.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: April 05, 2016 06:52AM
The only thing that motivates him to lose weight is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So, before this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Solid 800 Lbs
()
Date: April 05, 2016 07:47AM
Is there any doubt Robb will eventually hit 800 lbs? Will having to use a walker and not being to get through doorways be enough to convince Robb to lose some weight? How are the shocks on the driver side of his car? Bet they are pretty toasted.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RK
()
Date: April 05, 2016 08:04AM
Fattt Robbb Wrote:
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> So Robb admits that he's now the fattest he's ever
> been? That's saying something, given how ginormous
> he was on that Iowa trip. I think if I was an
> Uncle Fester-looking fat fuck who takes a pharmacy
> full of drugs daily to keep my heart from
> exploding and who sleeps with a machine that keeps
> my fat from suffocating me to death, I would have
> to get serious about losing weight.
In yesterday's show?
I am shocked Robb bothers to leave the house for the show -- it's a perfect excuse for him to be a shutin.
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> So Robb admits that he's now the fattest he's ever
> been? That's saying something, given how ginormous
> he was on that Iowa trip. I think if I was an
> Uncle Fester-looking fat fuck who takes a pharmacy
> full of drugs daily to keep my heart from
> exploding and who sleeps with a machine that keeps
> my fat from suffocating me to death, I would have
> to get serious about losing weight.
In yesterday's show?
I am shocked Robb bothers to leave the house for the show -- it's a perfect excuse for him to be a shutin.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS intern
()
Date: April 05, 2016 08:12AM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> outta there...
If I were stupid/desperate enough to be one of their female interns, every time I entered the studio, I would state, "My roommates know where I am." Just in case.
For all they know, Cake and Cookies is recorded while Katie is handcuffed to a radiator in Robb's "basement studio."
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> Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> outta there...
If I were stupid/desperate enough to be one of their female interns, every time I entered the studio, I would state, "My roommates know where I am." Just in case.
For all they know, Cake and Cookies is recorded while Katie is handcuffed to a radiator in Robb's "basement studio."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Richard Simmons
()
Date: April 05, 2016 08:20AM
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> The only thing that motivates him to lose weight
> is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So, before
> this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing weight, it might be time to downgrade your health assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread the misery he is undergoing.
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> The only thing that motivates him to lose weight
> is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So, before
> this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing weight, it might be time to downgrade your health assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread the misery he is undergoing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hello dere
()
Date: April 05, 2016 08:22AM
I also lose weight at the prospect of attending a TMOS stage show. From vomiting.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: April 05, 2016 09:03AM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd like to see him take the rest of his career
> > off, maybe with occasional guest appearances,
> > maybe once a week, the inverse of the current
> > situation. It couldn't be any worse than when
> > Patton Oswalt guests. They both drag the show
> > down just by showing up.
> >
> > Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never
> worked
> > with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he
> > deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal
> > (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he
> knows
> > enough to know he doesn't want to get involved
> > with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is
> actually
> > smart.
> >
> > Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins
> Show.
> > Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out
> to
> > him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie
> and
> > all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters
> to
> > be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
> >
> >
> > Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> > ________________________
> > A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> > Bishop's table.
>
> Didn't LFF tell Fatt Rob to book Cerphe at least
> once? I wouldn't return his calls either.
They leaned on Robb a year and a half ago, maybe more, to get Grease on the show. When Pony and his Mom were always excited about the Greaseman Mike tried to show he still had some pull. Grease told Robb through email that he was living on a boat and had no interest in "radio." Guess they never made it clear TMOS is a podcast.
Are they trying to get him now?
Robb acts like they have a relationship with Cerphe but I think that was Buzz. That they had an herb dealer in common.
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd like to see him take the rest of his career
> > off, maybe with occasional guest appearances,
> > maybe once a week, the inverse of the current
> > situation. It couldn't be any worse than when
> > Patton Oswalt guests. They both drag the show
> > down just by showing up.
> >
> > Here's my Greaseman theory: Greaseman never
> worked
> > with Fatt Rob so doesn't treat him like he
> > deserves; instead he is civil and non-committal
> > (yes, those would be good DJ names), but he
> knows
> > enough to know he doesn't want to get involved
> > with the Fuckwaddle brand. Greaseman is
> actually
> > smart.
> >
> > Notice that Cerphe goes on the Tony Perkins
> Show.
> > Has anyone from the daily abortion reached out
> to
> > him? Especially with the upcoming WHFS movie
> and
> > all, but you can't expect super-busy podcasters
> to
> > be informed, not in a world full of tater tots.
> >
> >
> > Jeez, my obsessions are killing me!
> > ________________________
> > A humble postman cannot expect to grace the
> > Bishop's table.
>
> Didn't LFF tell Fatt Rob to book Cerphe at least
> once? I wouldn't return his calls either.
They leaned on Robb a year and a half ago, maybe more, to get Grease on the show. When Pony and his Mom were always excited about the Greaseman Mike tried to show he still had some pull. Grease told Robb through email that he was living on a boat and had no interest in "radio." Guess they never made it clear TMOS is a podcast.
Are they trying to get him now?
Robb acts like they have a relationship with Cerphe but I think that was Buzz. That they had an herb dealer in common.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Postrophe Kid
()
Date: April 05, 2016 09:08AM
Oh yeah---my obsessions are killing me too!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:09AM
Fattt Robbb Wrote:
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> So Robb admits that he's now the fattest he's ever
> been? That's saying something, given how ginormous
> he was on that Iowa trip. I think if I was an
> Uncle Fester-looking fat fuck who takes a pharmacy
> full of drugs daily to keep my heart from
> exploding and who sleeps with a machine that keeps
> my fat from suffocating me to death, I would have
> to get serious about losing weight.
He's probably just waiting until he's a seven or a six to get serious...As long as he's an eight, he'll be fine
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> So Robb admits that he's now the fattest he's ever
> been? That's saying something, given how ginormous
> he was on that Iowa trip. I think if I was an
> Uncle Fester-looking fat fuck who takes a pharmacy
> full of drugs daily to keep my heart from
> exploding and who sleeps with a machine that keeps
> my fat from suffocating me to death, I would have
> to get serious about losing weight.
He's probably just waiting until he's a seven or a six to get serious...As long as he's an eight, he'll be fine
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:10AM
TMOS intern Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> > one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> > outta there...
>
> If I were stupid/desperate enough to be one of
> their female interns, every time I entered the
> studio, I would state, "My roommates know where I
> am." Just in case.
>
> For all they know, Cake and Cookies is recorded
> while Katie is handcuffed to a radiator in Robb's
> "basement studio."
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-------------------------------------------------------
> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ultimately it's the interns fault though. After
> > one interview with Fatt Robb, I'd be the fuck
> > outta there...
>
> If I were stupid/desperate enough to be one of
> their female interns, every time I entered the
> studio, I would state, "My roommates know where I
> am." Just in case.
>
> For all they know, Cake and Cookies is recorded
> while Katie is handcuffed to a radiator in Robb's
> "basement studio."
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:13AM
Richard Simmons Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The only thing that motivates him to lose
> weight
> > is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So,
> before
> > this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
>
> When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing
> weight, it might be time to downgrade your health
> assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
>
> OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread the
> misery he is undergoing.
Mike can chastise Robb about being morbidly obese because he is too...That's how it works in TMOS land
-------------------------------------------------------
> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The only thing that motivates him to lose
> weight
> > is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So,
> before
> > this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
>
> When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing
> weight, it might be time to downgrade your health
> assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
>
> OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread the
> misery he is undergoing.
Mike can chastise Robb about being morbidly obese because he is too...That's how it works in TMOS land
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:02PM
the Failcast really is -- no ustream shows in almost 2 weeks. Did Spewak's bowling shirt in the last one break sumthin'?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:14PM
yeah...circling the drain till Kappy cuts them another check and they can run the cameras again
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:16PM
Speaking of money...Anybody else catch it when Mike mentioned TMOS paying for his hotel when he stays in DC?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
now, i'm taking sides
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:19PM
ONCE AGAIN, peekza Wrote:
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>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:28PM
did you miss the several times I've already said I'm not going to stop? Did you think I was bluffing?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
not peekza
()
Date: April 05, 2016 01:14PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:03PM
not peekza Wrote:
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> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This guy's got the peekza virus.
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> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This guy's got the peekza virus.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:06PM
From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher" and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but where it sits is not.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher" and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but where it sits is not.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mongo eat paint
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:33PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
>
> minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the
> highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I
> thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the
> Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> where it sits is not.
No one cares. Posting a time stamp for something as insignificant as that makes you look like you might have some kind of mental problem.
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> From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
>
> minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the
> highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I
> thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the
> Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> where it sits is not.
No one cares. Posting a time stamp for something as insignificant as that makes you look like you might have some kind of mental problem.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:34PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> not peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
> This guy's got the peekza virus.
ahahahaha
it's extremely contagious. apparently I just have a mild case.
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> not peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
> This guy's got the peekza virus.
ahahahaha
it's extremely contagious. apparently I just have a mild case.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:35PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
>
> minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the
> highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I
> thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the
> Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> where it sits is not.
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thank goodness he got it wrong or we'd have been subjected to Mike's Janet Reno impression.
-------------------------------------------------------
> From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
>
> minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on the
> highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not. I
> thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of the
> Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> where it sits is not.
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thank goodness he got it wrong or we'd have been subjected to Mike's Janet Reno impression.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:40PM
Robb get everything at least 50% wrong.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:41PM
Mongo eat paint Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
> >
> > minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on
> the
> > highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> > they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not.
> I
> > thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> > and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of
> the
> > Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> > where it sits is not.
>
> No one cares. Posting a time stamp for something
> as insignificant as that makes you look like you
> might have some kind of mental problem.
Fuck you in the ass with a full grown Negro AIDS victim holding a rosebush, ass. You had your chance to complain when I announced it as my New Year's resolution back in January.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From the Fatt Rob Gets It Wrong Again newswire:
> >
> > minute 27 Fatt Rob says Natl Cathedral is on
> the
> > highest elevation in Washington. Well, unless
> > they moved it when I wasn't looking, it's not.
> I
> > thought "hold on, Fort Reno's got to be higher"
> > and it is. So suck it, Fatt Rob. The top of
> the
> > Cathedral might be the highest point in DC, but
> > where it sits is not.
>
> No one cares. Posting a time stamp for something
> as insignificant as that makes you look like you
> might have some kind of mental problem.
Fuck you in the ass with a full grown Negro AIDS victim holding a rosebush, ass. You had your chance to complain when I announced it as my New Year's resolution back in January.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Fire Marshall Bill
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:47PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Richard Simmons Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The only thing that motivates him to lose
> > weight
> > > is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So,
> > before
> > > this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
> >
> > When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing
> > weight, it might be time to downgrade your
> health
> > assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
> >
> > OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread
> the
> > misery he is undergoing.
>
> Mike can chastise Robb about being morbidly obese
> because he is too...That's how it works in TMOS
> land
Yup. The same way burn victims taunt other burn victims. Just bustin' balls!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Richard Simmons Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The only thing that motivates him to lose
> > weight
> > > is the prospect of a TMOS stage show. So,
> > before
> > > this fall, he WILL fit back into his tux.
> >
> > When Mike O'Meara is lecturing you on losing
> > weight, it might be time to downgrade your
> health
> > assessment to a solid 7.5 or even lower.
> >
> > OTOH, it could just be Mike trying to spread
> the
> > misery he is undergoing.
>
> Mike can chastise Robb about being morbidly obese
> because he is too...That's how it works in TMOS
> land
Yup. The same way burn victims taunt other burn victims. Just bustin' balls!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:54PM
At 13:30 Fatt Rob feels the compulsion to talk and tells about how his sister-in-law knows sky waitresses who, given that they can't drink X hours before a flight, and knowing their flight time can "do the math" and know what time they need to stop drinking, like it's an impressive feat. That's called first grade, Weight Tot.