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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 07, 2016 12:51AM

cannot wait until Spewak pulls a weekender on the Wave...All lines will be full

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 07, 2016 12:58AM

787...Semper Shitmouth
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 07, 2016 01:07AM

"A strong 8."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 07, 2016 01:18AM

on a scale of 1 to 100

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Grim Reaper 2016 ()
Date: August 07, 2016 08:19AM

Mike lost another one: Pete Fountain. Another live performance on the bucket list missed. Mike's subjecting poor Michael to hours of Pete Fountain music this am (hey, it's an excuse to miss church).

Mike must feel like he's at an Agatha Christie dinner party. How many more celebrities will die before HIS number is up?

Whatever Mike's cause of death turns out to be, I hope it takes out the whole studio during one of his visits. Even better, the Nov Meet & Greet. Klubber Kollateral Kasualties would be icing on the Kake.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:23AM

Re. the last month or so here, I sense peek is weary, and he does get weary, so let's try a little tenderness.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Reader Robb ()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:28AM

Robb's favorite Agatha Christie book is "And Then There Were None," but he prefers it with the original title.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mikehunt6969 ()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:54AM

peekza Wrote:
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> 787...Semper Shitmouth


that poor micophone

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 07, 2016 11:35AM

Grim Reaper 2016 Wrote:
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> Mike lost another one: Pete Fountain. Another
> live performance on the bucket list missed. Mike's
> subjecting poor Michael to hours of Pete Fountain
> music this am (hey, it's an excuse to miss
> church).
>

Kinda puts the whole Zika scare into perspective, huh? Makes you reflect on what's really important.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 07, 2016 01:55PM

I am the dumbest person alive. Wow, that was a stupid hill for this account to die on.

That's it, I quit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Airconditioner ()
Date: August 07, 2016 03:05PM

Goddamit, I'm LOVING these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Microphone ()
Date: August 07, 2016 04:35PM

Lord, God! Would someone do something about this asshole's breath? It's like being farted into non-stop for 40 minutes! If I had hands, I'd rip out my diaphragm and unravel my coil to end this fucking misery!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shure Bet ()
Date: August 07, 2016 04:57PM

Unscrew windscreen and let soak in a bleach and rubbing alcohol mixture for six months. That MIGHT kill the bacteria.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 07, 2016 07:05PM

His mouth bacteria has evolved to resist bleach and thrive in alcohol rich environments!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doc Oz ()
Date: August 07, 2016 08:06PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> His mouth bacteria has evolved to resist bleach
> and thrive in alcohol rich environments!

This is factually correct. Ever since Mike started bleaching his asshole, the Robbola virus and Robb-associated bacteria have developed a tolerance for bleach. And bleached peanuts.

They still have problems with IPAs and assorted craft beers, so there's still hope.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Long Time Lurker ()
Date: August 07, 2016 08:09PM

Mr. Microphone Wrote:
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> Lord, God! Would someone do something about this
> asshole's breath? It's like being farted into
> non-stop for 40 minutes! If I had hands, I'd rip
> out my diaphragm and unravel my coil to end this
> fucking misery!!!!

Mr Microphone, I bet you get mistaken for Mr Suppository a lot. You both have a certain air about you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lobe Bottamee ()
Date: August 07, 2016 08:55PM

Not photoshopped
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:05PM

Credit to Shrekyy Spewak:


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Brown Onions ()
Date: August 08, 2016 01:59AM

5000 go away. You are a waste of internet ink. Loser.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: F3NC9 ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:51AM

) . , ' " (

equal you all failing

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:56AM

Brown Onions Wrote:
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> 5000 go away. You are a waste of internet ink.
> Loser.

Come again?


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:58AM

Brown Onions Wrote:
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> 5000 go away. You are a waste of internet ink.
> Loser.

And again?


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 11:27AM

Have any of you experienced the feeling of warm man jizz going down your throat while taking a thick 12" black cock up your ass? I suggest you try it sometime. This is not a parody post.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air Conditioner ()
Date: August 08, 2016 01:28PM

I love the concept of the non-parody post parody post! Keep 'em coming!

And Name Registering Guy is back! Isn't summer great, guys?


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:35PM

Monday: Bates Motel (worn last Wednesday, perhaps washed over the weekend)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: James Cirrito ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:38PM

Hey gang thanks for all the shout outs for the "BEST HAPPY HOUR" in all of NOVA.

Make sure to like us on Facebook.

-Jimmy
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 5000 is a FAG ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:41PM

That Dildo guy is a real HOMO...

He is always wrong and is a total loser.

ALL HAIL PARODY ACCOUNTS....

Keep 'em coming.

-Parody Account

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:43PM

5000 is a FAG Wrote:
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> That Dildo guy is a real HOMO...
>
> He is always wrong and is a total loser.
>
> ALL HAIL PARODY ACCOUNTS....
>
> Keep 'em coming.
>
> -Parody Account


Great concept and all very true....

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: juWhY ()
Date: August 08, 2016 02:55PM

5000's always been a homo and a retard. You guys are late to the party.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 03:31PM

James Cirrito Wrote:
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> Hey gang thanks for all the shout outs for the
> "BEST HAPPY HOUR" in all of NOVA.
>
> Make sure to like us on Facebook.
>
> -Jimmy

Another great post from Fake James Cirrito.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: August 08, 2016 04:05PM

I don't miss fake Merle

He was a unfunny bitch

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: August 08, 2016 04:07PM

a, an ... Enzo tells me you all know what I meant.

I love forensic linguists.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 08, 2016 04:34PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> James Cirrito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey gang thanks for all the shout outs for the
> > "BEST HAPPY HOUR" in all of NOVA.
> >
> > Make sure to like us on Facebook.
> >
> > -Jimmy
>
> Another great post from Fake James Cirrito.

Another great post from Fake The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos.

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 05:55PM

Bernie Mac dead.

Suck it, Olympic athletes and parents of peanut-headed babies! Suck it! Priorities! Fuckwaddle's live entertainment possibilities dwindle on an almost daily basis!

Kudos to El Spic for working in a "Call me!" during the Neglected Daughters segment.

Discipline Dad was kind enough to let us know at 44:11 that Daughter Gatherine was freshly showered. Thanks, Dad!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr. Olympian ()
Date: August 08, 2016 06:03PM

So Robb is upset that the Olympic parade of nations was "not in order?" They were in order. Alphabetically. In Portuguese. You know, with the Olympics being in Brazil and all.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 08, 2016 06:10PM

juWhY Wrote:
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> 5000's always been a homo and a retard. You guys
> are late to the party.

Please don't insult one of the most respected posters around. We love dildy's and all her quirks. Not her fault for being one of the most vocal supporters of the show-wo-wo! If only we all supported the TMOS show as much, but we can try by going to Amazon!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 08, 2016 07:21PM

Love the blonde stoner daughter. Would hit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 08, 2016 07:23PM

Freshly showered with what?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 08, 2016 07:36PM

Boom Bam
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 08, 2016 07:49PM

ClASSy!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgetown Sex Haiku Cuddler ()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:07PM

   "Okay with threeways"
          Is what that photograph says
                 In my gyno mind

   Farewell Bernie Mac
          Beautiful bucket list fail
                 Fuck Zika babies!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:10PM

I had sex with both of those chicks back when I was straight. I prefer cock now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pain Point ()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:41PM

Did the other two idiots correct him or did they assume Spewak was correct like every other time he spews the wrong shit?

"So Robb is upset that the Olympic parade of nations was "not in order?" They were in order. Alphabetically. In Portuguese. You know, with the Olympics being in Brazil and all."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/08/2016 08:41PM by Pain Point.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air Conditioner ()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:41PM

AGAIN with the parody posts! I am busting my sides laughing! Keep 'em coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 08, 2016 11:46PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> ClASSy!


Just stop posting here, loser.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 08, 2016 11:54PM

or don't

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgetown Sex Haiku Cuddler ()
Date: August 09, 2016 12:11AM

      Parody poster
              Amusing confusing or
                                 Homo failure fag?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 09, 2016 12:27AM

Robb, the useless load, gets another fact wrong.

How many fucking times did the announcers explain how the team entrance was ordered?

Please, let the coronary come soon.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Georgetown Sex Haiku Cuddler ()
Date: August 09, 2016 01:12AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I had sex with both of those chicks back when I
> was straight. I prefer cock now.

          I had sex with both
                   those chicks back when I was straight
                            I prefer cock now


Fixed it for you, Parody Guy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Two Girls, One LFF ()
Date: August 09, 2016 01:30AM

Looks like Carla wasn't such a bad role model after all.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:14AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Boom Bam


Boom Bam

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:16AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ClASSy!
>
>
> Just stop posting here, loser.


Continue posting here, winner.

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: L053r ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:22AM

Damn peekza how many more fake names and fake accounts are you going to make up on here?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 09, 2016 11:47AM

nary a one...If I was posting under fake accounts they would be a lot funnier than fake Merle/Hess/1 TMOS

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 09, 2016 01:15PM

peekza Wrote:
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> nary a one...If I was posting under fake accounts
> they would be a lot funnier than fake Merle/Hess/1
> TMOS


AT least we know the Junkies and Jimmy Cirrito are real.

Oh and I am pretty sure Bill OReilly is legit too.

BOOM BAM..

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 09, 2016 02:59PM

This excessive use are "BOOM BAM" is troubling. Are you a dogfucker, PA?

"James Cerrito" is actually "Fake James Cerrito", We know that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 09, 2016 03:05PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> This excessive use are "BOOM BAM" is troubling.
> Are you a dogfucker, PA?
>
> "James Cerrito" is actually "Fake James Cerrito",
> We know that.


I grab the bull by the horns on this PA. BOOM BAM is the catch phrase from my partner the BIG O.

-Big Shooter

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: August 09, 2016 03:09PM

Please Mike, Just END IT! I beg of you to END IT NOW! You might even respect yourself if you just pulled the plug and said F*#@ it. Of course we would follow with at least a week of celebration and I told you so's on this forum, but you would have taken the bull by the horns for the first time in your life, man! Do it!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bucko ()
Date: August 09, 2016 04:04PM

I wonder if Mike can balance his cane on his head like Tom Gavin...?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dark Beaches ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:07PM

Given this is election season, I need a vote on the following... Which is technically a "Hillbilly Bikini?" The Daisey Dukes-halter top combo the girls are sporting? Or wearing your bra and panties to a Florida beach? I leave the verdict to you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 3WNe4 ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:21PM

'Dil that ABC was such a stupid hill to die on.

Frankly we are all surprised that you continue to post here.

Table Menu you stupid faggot cunt

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sh|t Stain ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:41PM

bucko Wrote:
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> I wonder if Mike can balance his cane on his head
> like Tom Gavin...?

We know Robbay can't.

Tom Gavin > Robbay Spewak.

Remember when Tommy called back and proved what a retard Robbay is?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:52PM

3WNe4 Wrote:
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> 'Dil that ABC was such a stupid hill to die on.
>
> Frankly we are all surprised that you continue to
> post here.
>
> Table Menu you stupid faggot cunt

Someone really has a lady-boner for "a hill to die on".

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

You stupid cunt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 09, 2016 11:31PM

Dark Beaches Wrote:
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> Given this is election season, I need a vote on
> the following... Which is technically a "Hillbilly
> Bikini?" The Daisey Dukes-halter top combo the
> girls are sporting? Or wearing your bra and
> panties to a Florida beach? I leave the verdict to
> you.


Mike's daughters dress like whores...there, I said it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 09, 2016 11:40PM

I vote for the bra and panties...They wouldn't wear that to a job interview, but they've worn the daisy dukes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tom Baker ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:14AM

Is the younger daughter 18 yet?
Can I fap to this?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:41AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Dark Beaches Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Given this is election season, I need a vote on
> > the following... Which is technically a
> "Hillbilly
> > Bikini?" The Daisey Dukes-halter top combo the
> > girls are sporting? Or wearing your bra and
> > panties to a Florida beach? I leave the verdict
> to
> > you.
>
> Mike's daughters dress like whores...there, I said
> it

And it bears repeating. Laminate it for your wallet. Order a couple sleeves of golfballs with that printed on them. They are dirty little morally flexible accommodating whores. In the nicest possible way. Who Tuesday's show informed us like to hand it out to all and sundry.

Tom Baker Wrote:
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>Is the younger daughter 18 yet?
>Can I fap to this?

Indeed yes, on both counts. My advice would be to gather your material and make an afternoon of it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:44AM

Mike said she just turned 19 and that his 21 year old was going on 60...wonder what that means?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 10, 2016 03:36AM

...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Harder than Cold Steel ()
Date: August 10, 2016 05:58AM

Has anyone noticed how the two O'Meara sisters really don't look that much alike? It's almost as if they only have one parent in common.

Has Mike ever had a DNA test to make sure the younger one is his?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Blackwell ()
Date: August 10, 2016 07:08AM

Daisey Dukes are considered formal wear in parts of Florida.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: August 10, 2016 07:25AM

yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks he might be able to survive if dumped in the middle of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and rob can't handle it. he makes a horrible analogy about being in france and speaking french.

oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob calls it a hack joke.

sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'Meara ()
Date: August 10, 2016 07:44AM

Harder than Cold Steel Wrote:
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> Has anyone noticed how the two O'Meara sisters
> really don't look that much alike? It's almost as
> if they only have one parent in common.
>
> Has Mike ever had a DNA test to make sure the
> younger one is his?

photos of the younger one's ears are needed -- from past pics posted here, the older one definitely has Mike's earlobes, poor girl.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bambi ()
Date: August 10, 2016 08:02AM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks he
> might be able to survive if dumped in the middle
> of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and rob
> can't handle it. he makes a horrible analogy
> about being in france and speaking french.
>
> oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob calls it a
> hack joke.
>
> sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.

The thought of Robb's carcass being picked clean by wildlife has suddenly put me in a great mood!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: August 10, 2016 08:12AM

wow, rob's lines usually fall flat, but yesterday was REALLY bad, and he just wouldn't stop. zero reaction from anyone, but he just kept plowing ahead -- just painful.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: August 10, 2016 08:20AM

breaking news....

last week:

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Wed: Bates Motel
> Thurs: Groucho

this week:

Monday: Bates Motel
Tuesday: Groucho

Is Spewak's OCD reaching new levels of weirdness?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Grizzly Rob(b) ()
Date: August 10, 2016 09:05AM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks he
> might be able to survive if dumped in the middle
> of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and rob
> can't handle it. he makes a horrible analogy
> about being in france and speaking french.
>
> oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob calls it a
> hack joke.
>
> sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.

Please. He could barely survive at the mall, because he'd have to walk to the froyo store.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wdwnj ()
Date: August 10, 2016 09:27AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 3WNe4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'Dil that ABC was such a stupid hill to die on.
> >
> > Frankly we are all surprised that you continue
> to
> > post here.
> >
> > Table Menu you stupid faggot cunt
>
> Someone really has a lady-boner for "a hill to die
> on".
>
> "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> establishment or in media. The promotion of
> discounts for specific drink types, brands, and
> prices
items is always
> prohibited
, even during “happy
> hour.”"
>
> "What’s the official rule for advertising
> alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> website or social media?
>
> Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage
> products they carry, regular prices of
> drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature
> cocktails, etc. This may include photos of
> alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and
> tap handles with logos."
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/advertising
>
> You stupid cunt.

Table menu you dumb cunt

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air-Conditioner ()
Date: August 10, 2016 11:35AM

I'm loving these table menu posts! Keep 'em coming!

You are really kicking this guy's ass! And he just keeps posting the same stuff from the Virginia code and the ABC website! Table menu!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Table Menu ()
Date: August 10, 2016 11:46AM

Hi, Table Menu here. Someone's been calling me?


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:10PM

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> breaking news....
>
> last week:
>
> Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Wed: Bates Motel
> > Thurs: Groucho
>
> this week:
>
> Monday: Bates Motel
> Tuesday: Groucho
>
> Is Spewak's OCD reaching new levels of weirdness?


he has a limited wardrobe because the 3XL stuff just doesn't fit anymore

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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>
> he has a limited wardrobe because the 3XL stuff
> just doesn't fit anymore


Funny, yet true. Didn't go to wedding because suit no longer fits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:13PM

Grizzly Rob(b) Wrote:
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> (the old) JC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks he
> > might be able to survive if dumped in the
> middle
> > of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and rob
> > can't handle it. he makes a horrible analogy
> > about being in france and speaking french.
> >
> > oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob calls it
> a
> > hack joke.
> >
> > sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.
>
> Please. He could barely survive at the mall,
> because he'd have to walk to the froyo store.


yes, listening to Robb talk about how he would persevere in a survival situation was as bad as his "solid 8" comment...His only chance of survival in ANY environment would be to barnacle up on somebody who could actually survive

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:15PM

And yesterday, Mr Grammar said "Mike is A excellent speaker"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:32PM

HA -- remember the caller last week who busted on Robb Radio being listed as one of MORE network shows despite nothing new in 2 years? Robb Radio has been erased.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:34PM

Transparency...thy name is Robb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:35PM

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Grizzly Rob(b) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > (the old) JC Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks he
> > > might be able to survive if dumped in the
> > middle
> > > of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and
> rob
> > > can't handle it. he makes a horrible analogy
> > > about being in france and speaking french.
> > >
> > > oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob calls
> it
> > a
> > > hack joke.
> > >
> > > sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.
> >
> > Please. He could barely survive at the mall,
> > because he'd have to walk to the froyo store.
>
>
> yes, listening to Robb talk about how he would
> persevere in a survival situation was as bad as
> his "solid 8" comment...His only chance of
> survival in ANY environment would be to barnacle
> up on somebody who could actually survive

Historically that has been true. Remember how he crawled into a bottle of Crown after the radio show ended. He does not have the eye of the tiger.

> And yesterday, Mr Grammar said "Mike is A excellent speaker"

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. I heard it too.

Again, at 1:11 he lied and said the last Cake and Cookies was last month; Fuckwaddle and El Spic called him out. It was June 7.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:35PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> HA -- remember the caller last week who busted on
> Robb Radio being listed as one of MORE network
> shows despite nothing new in 2 years? Robb Radio
> has been erased.


wait..."what if I want to hear all the archive shows?"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:37PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grizzly Rob(b) Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > (the old) JC Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > yesterday's show, around 26:00, rob thinks
> he
> > > > might be able to survive if dumped in the
> > > middle
> > > > of the woods. oscar starts gesturing, and
> > rob
> > > > can't handle it. he makes a horrible
> analogy
> > > > about being in france and speaking french.
> > > >
> > > > oscar makes a good bust on rob, and rob
> calls
> > it
> > > a
> > > > hack joke.
> > > >
> > > > sweet shit he's a thin-skinned fart.
> > >
> > > Please. He could barely survive at the mall,
> > > because he'd have to walk to the froyo store.
> >
> >
> > yes, listening to Robb talk about how he would
> > persevere in a survival situation was as bad as
> > his "solid 8" comment...His only chance of
> > survival in ANY environment would be to
> barnacle
> > up on somebody who could actually survive
>
> Historically that has been true. Remember how he
> crawled into a bottle of Crown after the radio
> show ended. He does not have the eye of the
> tiger.
>
> > And yesterday, Mr Grammar said "Mike is A
> excellent speaker"
>
> Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. I heard it too.
>
> Again, at 1:11 he lied and said the last Cake and
> Cookies was last month; Fuckwaddle and El Spic
> called him out. It was June 7.


To be fair...there are several months that last 60 days...Septober comes to mind

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:38PM

Please Baby Jesus...Let Robb take a weekender shift at the Wave...please God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Mobber ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:38PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > he has a limited wardrobe because the 3XL stuff
> > just doesn't fit anymore
>
>
> Funny, yet true. Didn't go to wedding because suit
> no longer fits.

Didn't go to wedding because church no longer fits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Spewak ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:41PM

Hey gang.............

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON........

HINT HINT........

-Robb
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:47PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > he has a limited wardrobe because the 3XL stuff
> > just doesn't fit anymore
>
>
> Funny, yet true. Didn't go to wedding because suit
> no longer fits.

that and the fact that he was scared he would get called out on making fun of the Grooms lisp for years

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:48PM

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Hey gang.............
>
> BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON........
>
> HINT HINT........
>
> -Robb


I promise I won't call in

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Naked and A Douche ()
Date: August 10, 2016 12:52PM

Robb could use his knowledge of Gilligan's Island to build a stationary bike to power his CPAP.

Any real survivalist would be chowing down on Robb casserole for weeks. Might even get a little tipsy from all the booze in his system.

He'd save Robb's fingers and teeth to ward off skunks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: August 10, 2016 01:35PM

at 15:00 on today's show, from a caller:

fuck you, rob! you fat fuck!

:D

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: August 10, 2016 01:41PM

Today at 1:02 (paraphrased) - LFF reads 'Cheerios has just announced that they are doing a pumpkin spice flavor at the end of the month. Would anyone like to guess what the pumpkin spice flavor is for Cheerios?"

Confusion all around, since this statement makes no fucking sense at all.
Headdd: Disgusting?
O5car: Pumpkin spice?

LFF: No, it's butterscotch. Oh, it's actually M&M's butterscotch, not Cheerios.

What. The. Fuck.

That is classic alcohol ravaged brain (in)activity. He was reading the story (albeit for the first time), for Chrissakes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 10, 2016 02:18PM

Classic TMOS...was that a spoiler alert?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 10, 2016 02:46PM

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Hey gang.............
>
> BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON........
>
> HINT HINT........
>
> -Robb

Please please please don't spread yourself too thin, Spewak! I don't know how you've been able to do that Richmond radio gig this year.

Straight line alert

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: August 10, 2016 03:19PM

If you needed a reason not to look at show on ustream
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