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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 15, 2016 07:56PM

Keep watching that box as you slam into a brick wall.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:03PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Keep watching that box as you slam into a brick
> wall.


we should be so lucky

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:04PM

790...Semper Fap
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:07PM

peekza=desperate

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:32PM

 
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:33PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Keep watching that box as you slam into a brick
> wall.


The only bricks I hit are all 1,583 episodes of the TMOS show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tommy B. ()
Date: August 15, 2016 10:21PM

          

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 15, 2016 10:38PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> peekza=desperate


far from it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 15, 2016 10:49PM





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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sweyn Forkbeard ()
Date: August 15, 2016 11:16PM

Table Menu by any other name is still Table Menu. Now, skadoodle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:35AM

.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Three Wisemen Shots ()
Date: August 16, 2016 06:00AM

Three Wisemen Shots are named after the krewe:

1. Irish Whiskey = Mike
2. Tequila = Oscar
3. Fermented Dog Shit = Robb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Redneck Bartender ()
Date: August 16, 2016 06:22AM

Fermented Dog Shit (aka "Kentucky Kahlua")

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Drink Special ()
Date: August 16, 2016 07:59AM

Is the idiotic flame war over JOTT's Happy Hour finally over? Talk about a fucking stupid waste of time.

Now let's back to bashing three broadcasters who haven't been relevant since last decade.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: C99nH ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:04AM

In the newest BOAD, El Spic talks about fielding a bunch of calls from people in radio

I couldn't believe it. Radio people must be amazingly stupid if they think El Spic has a successful podcast or knows fuckall about anything.

Then a long talk about wifi in a car being the game changer. Why the fuck do I need wifi in my car, when I have my phone?

LPS said that turning off the AC in an office building will end up costing the landlord more. Is there anything this shithead cannot fuck up?

The ACEEE disagrees with him and I'm certain they know more about AC than LPS does. Hell, drier lint knows more about almost anything than that load does

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Los Three Idiots ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:09AM

C99nH Wrote:
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> In the newest BOAD, El Spic talks about fielding a
> bunch of calls from people in radio
>
> I couldn't believe it. Radio people must be
> amazingly stupid if they think El Spic has a
> successful podcast or knows fuckall about
> anything.
>
> Then a long talk about wifi in a car being the
> game changer. Why the fuck do I need wifi in my
> car, when I have my phone?
>
> LPS said that turning off the AC in an office
> building will end up costing the landlord more.
> Is there anything this shithead cannot fuck up?
>
> The ACEEE disagrees with him and I'm certain they
> know more about AC than LPS does. Hell, drier
> lint knows more about almost anything than that
> load does

Oscar: presumably, from people saying, "Uh, no, we have no interest in your or your podcast."

Wifi in car: Eh. You're still paying for it, one way or another, but it's likely to be cheaper than letting little Marie blow up her data if you're driving cross-country.

AC in building: He is indeed an idiot. It only takes an hour or so for a building to get its AC cranked up after a weekend off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yxxte ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:15AM

El Spic says that music podcasts won't work.

http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/ Says otherrwise

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 12:11PM

Yxxte Wrote:
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> El Spic says that music podcasts won't work.
>
> http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/ Says
> otherrwise


It IS a non-profit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: August 16, 2016 12:59PM

Spewak should wear dress shirts more often. They make him look slimmer.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:03PM

He's regressed (or would that be "grown") to the sweat pants only phase.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2016 01:04PM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, Hey, Hey, Fat Rob(b) ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:17PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> Spewak should wear dress shirts more often. They
> make him look slimmer.

Sweet mother of mercy. He should go right over to ponchos with the sweat pants. He couldn't look any fatter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Matt Cahill ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:20PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Yxxte Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > El Spic says that music podcasts won't work.
> >
> > http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/ Says
> > otherrwise
>
>
> It IS a non-profit

Sup Peek, how are you?

Did you watch Sausage Party, yet?

-Drab

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:22PM

Around the half hour mark Fatt Rob informs us that he "would rather have a good handyman and a good mechanic than a good doctor".

So the first thing El Spic does after buying a house with no AC is to remove the heating system? Did he ever finish the knocking a hole in the living room wall project?

And no, it wasn't the storm of the century, it was a typical summer storm.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fake Roll Call ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:26PM

Fake Matt Cahill
Fake James Cirrito
Fake Todd Hess
Fake Merle Rodgers
Fake John Normand
Fake Eric Bickel
?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 16, 2016 01:30PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> Spewak should wear dress shirts more often. They
> make him look slimmer.


You are being unnecessarily kind... Look at that wedding ring, it's going to pop!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fatt Robb ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:48PM

Robb is Full Shrek in that photo. He needs to find more desks to sit behind.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob(b)'s impending doom ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:53PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Around the half hour mark Fatt Rob informs us that
> he "would rather have a good handyman and a good
> mechanic than a good doctor".
>
> So the first thing El Spic does after buying a
> house with no AC is to remove the heating system?
> Did he ever finish the knocking a hole in the
> living room wall project?
>
> And no, it wasn't the storm of the century, it was
> a typical summer storm.

Let's just lean back and imagine the conversation when Rob(b) has an appointment with any medical professional:

Doctor: Thanks for coming in Mr. Spivak. What seems to be the problem?

Rob(b): Well, some shortness of breath and dizziness, doctor.

Doctor: Let's get a look at those test results . . . Nurse, are we sure about this BP result?

Nurse: Yes, doctor. I had to get out the BP cuff extender.

Doctor: Blood numbers . . . cholesterol . . . is that first digit a 5? Your cholesterol is over 500? What do you eat in a typical day?

Rob(b): Well, breakfast is . . . . [continues]

Doctor: [About ten minutes later.] [Shakes his head sadly.] Do you get any exercise?

Rob(b): Does breathing heavily while pouring a beer count?

Doctor: How much do you drink every day?

Rob(b): NOT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO! [Pauses for non-existent laugh.]

And so on.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:07PM

Monday: Bates Motel
Tuesday: no data: apparently Ustream has censored him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tent City ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:12PM

I read somewhere that Dwayne Johnson eats 10 lbs of food a day to maintain his body mass. Robb looks like Johnson would if he didn't hit the gym for four hours a day.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:22PM

Rob(b)'s impending doom Wrote:
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> Let's just lean back and imagine the conversation
> when Rob(b) has an appointment with any medical
> professional:
>
...

> Doctor: How much do you drink every day?
>
> Rob(b): NOT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO! [Pauses for
> non-existent laugh.]
>
> And so on.

I just laughed a bit in my mouth. If Fatt Rob "guesses" he's 340, then we have to use the Strong 8 Scale so he's probably closer to 380 than 360 and maybe more.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:24PM

Fatt Robb Wrote:
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> Robb is Full Shrek in that photo. He needs to find
> more desks to sit behind.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:30PM

Matt Cahill Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yxxte Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > El Spic says that music podcasts won't work.
> > >
> > > http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/ Says
> > > otherrwise
> >
> >
> > It IS a non-profit
>
> Sup Peek, how are you?
>
> Did you watch Sausage Party, yet?
>
> -Drab


no....no I did not

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:36PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Rob(b)'s impending doom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Let's just lean back and imagine the
> conversation
> > when Rob(b) has an appointment with any medical
> > professional:
> >
> ...
>
> > Doctor: How much do you drink every day?
> >
> > Rob(b): NOT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO! [Pauses
> for
> > non-existent laugh.]
> >
> > And so on.
>
> I just laughed a bit in my mouth. If Fatt Rob
> "guesses" he's 340, then we have to use the Strong
> 8 Scale so he's probably closer to 380 than 360
> and maybe more.


not an ounce less than 380...probably closer to 400

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:14PM

let's ask NASA to point the Hubble at him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Superfan ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:25PM

Fake Roll Call Wrote:
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> Fake Matt Cahill
> Fake James Cirrito
> Fake Todd Hess
> Fake Merle Rodgers
> Fake John Normand
> Fake Eric Bickel
> ?


They are all friends of the best Podcast in the world.

-Superfan

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Superfan ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:27PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> Spewak should wear dress shirts more often. They
> make him look slimmer.


Great picture of the Robb....


He's has been so funny lately, and together with Oscar, they did a GREAT JOB with Mike being out today.

Shows have been awesome, and they have the best sounding Podcast in the business.

-Superfan

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:49PM

TMOS Superfan Wrote:
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> Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
...
> Great picture of the Robb....
>
>
> He's has been so funny lately, and together with Oscar, they did a GREAT JOB with Mike being out today.
>
> [bullshit]
>
> -Superfan

The show is always better when Fuckwaddle doesn't show up.
 
 
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ShreKKKy Spewak ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:51PM

I don't like that Shrek picture of Robb. Shrek's not that fat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Not Fatt Rob ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:03PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Funky Cold Medina. ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:25PM

This poster the worst type of loser. Not only is he passionately posting anonymously about grammar issues, the guy manages to be absolutely wrong. If you're going to be insufferable, at least don't be stupid about it.

From Merriam Webster:
Cohort: companion, colleague


The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Minute 41 Fatt Rob misuses the word "cohort" by
> saying "Cohorts!" when he means "Classmates!"
> Stupid fucking retarded Fatt Rob.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:36PM

Robb has reached critical mass. ..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:41PM

Drink Special Wrote:
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> Is the idiotic flame war over JOTT's Happy Hour
> finally over? Talk about a fucking stupid waste of
> time.
>
> Now let's back to bashing three broadcasters who
> haven't been relevant since last decade.


War is over, Dildy's has been proven sorely mistaken. Long live Jimmy's JOTT Tavern everybody!

3 wisemen for the price of one with the TMOS show bonus code. Be sure to whisper and give a lil wink! Then have your hot dog box ready for the drive home. Unbeatable thrills and fun thanks to your friends at Jimmy's and Mike O'Meara show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:48PM

Funky Cold Medina. Wrote:
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> This poster the worst type of loser. Not only is
> he passionately posting anonymously about grammar
> issues, the guy manages to be absolutely wrong. If
> you're going to be insufferable, at least don't be
> stupid about it.
>
> From Merriam Webster:
> Cohort: companion, colleague {a few of
> their…cohorts decided to form a company — Burt
> Hochberg}
>
>
> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Minute 41 Fatt Rob misuses the word "cohort" by
> > saying "Cohorts!" when he means "Classmates!"
> > Stupid fucking retarded Fatt Rob.

_____________________________________
Full Definition of cohort
1
a : one of 10 divisions of an ancient Roman legion <---- correct
b : a group of warriors or soldiers <---- correct
c : band, group <---- correct
d : a group of individuals having a statistical factor (as age or class membership) in common in a demographic study "a cohort of premedical students" <---- correct

Here's where the bitch switch clicks on:

2 : companion, colleague <---- incorrect

Examples of cohort in a sentence
The police arrested the gang's leader and his cohorts.
Depression was a common problem for people in that age cohort.



Did You Know?
In ancient times, a cohort was a military unit, one of ten divisions in a Roman legion. The term passed into English via French in the 15th century, when it was used in translations and writings about Roman history. Once cohort became established in our language, its meaning was extended, first to refer to any body of troops, then to any group of individuals with something in common, and later to a single companion. Some usage commentators have objected to this last sense because it can be hard to tell whether the plural refers to different individuals or different groups. The companion sense is well established in standard use, however, and its meaning is clear enough in such sentences as her cohorts came along with her to the game.

__________________________________
Bitch here likes to cherry pick the incorrect meaning used by the booboisie. Example:

Definition of literally
1 : in a literal sense or manner : actually <---- correct
2 : in effect : virtually <---- incorrect

The hose does not currently want to sully itself with your wartcrust.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:56PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Enough with that table menu stuff. please.


Yes, just stupid.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hamilton Burger ()
Date: August 16, 2016 04:58PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> War is over, Dildy's has been proven sorely
> mistaken. Long live Jimmy's JOTT Tavern
> everybody!
>
> 3 wisemen for the price of one with the TMOS show
> bonus code. Be sure to whisper and give a lil
> wink! Then have your hot dog box ready for the
> drive home. Unbeatable thrills and fun thanks to
> your friends at Jimmy's and Mike O'Meara show!


So you're presenting Jimmy's Old Town Tavern as a Virginia business that regularly violates ABC regulations (3 for 1) and serves people past the point where they're illegal to drive?

Thank you Mr. Helper, that will be all.


      

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 16, 2016 05:24PM

Hamilton Burger Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > War is over, Dildy's has been proven sorely
> > mistaken. Long live Jimmy's JOTT Tavern
> > everybody!
> >
> > 3 wisemen for the price of one with the TMOS
> show
> > bonus code. Be sure to whisper and give a lil
> > wink! Then have your hot dog box ready for the
> > drive home. Unbeatable thrills and fun thanks
> to
> > your friends at Jimmy's and Mike O'Meara show!
>
>
> So you're presenting Jimmy's Old Town Tavern as a
> Virginia business that regularly violates ABC
> regulations (3 for 1) and serves people past the
> point where they're illegal to drive?
>
> Thank you Mr. Helper, that will be all.
>
>
>     &
> nbsp; 


No violation, you have to know the secret code, so it's just among friends. Also it's not technically "over-serving" if you grab a Sev-Elev Big Bite to get some nutrition on the way home, then use the empty vessel known as the box as a a spirit level to keep it in between the lines all the way home (a real life saver). Literally works every time you guys, just like the TMOS show literally churns out the funny day after day. It can make our hands clap!



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2016 05:27PM by 1 tmos fan.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hamilton Burger ()
Date: August 16, 2016 06:00PM

3 for 1 is a violation, sorry. And you're still saying Jimmy's         serves it's patrons to the point where they can't see lines on the road, and are in fact driving when they can only see the interior of their car? Is this Mr. Thickness? It's a similar level of stupidity.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 06:03PM

yes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 16, 2016 06:39PM

Hamilton Burger Wrote:
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> 3 for 1 is a violation, sorry. And you're still
> saying Jimmy's     
>    serves
> it's patrons to the point where they can't see
> lines on the road, and are in fact driving when
> they can only see the interior of their car? Is
> this Mr. Thickness? It's a similar level of
> stupidity.


No violation, it's HAPPY hour duh. Look it up or better yet try it out for yourself if you can pull yourself away from the TMOS show!

PS - SAfe home John McLaughlin. 2016 claims another one but at least we know what the somber but fun impression tomorrow will be.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hamilton Burger ()
Date: August 16, 2016 07:05PM

3 for 1 is a violation during Happy Hour. What's shaking on Maui these days?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 16, 2016 07:30PM

Mike must broken hearted about Mclaughlin passing. What being somewhat of a political junkie and host of his own political show.
I suggest a poem....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis Still Dead ()
Date: August 16, 2016 07:41PM

I'm hoping Eightt will post his "Elvis Death Day" thoughts on Facebook after he's had his requisite number of post-dinner drinks. I always get misty-eyed when the big queen wears his artery-clogged heart on his size XXXXXL sleeve and tells us how much Elvis meant to him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:05PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike must broken hearted about Mclaughlin passing.
> What being somewhat of a political junkie and
> host of his own political show.
> I suggest a poem....


remember the argument Mike and Robb had about the correct pronunciation of his name? Lasted a full segment

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pain Point ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:09PM

What happened to Mike's politics show?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:12PM

Pain Point Wrote:
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> What happened to Mike's politics show?


It went the fuck away, just like you need to do. Stay out of my thread.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:34PM

Nonsense, you're as welcome here as anyone who isn't Fake Whoever or Rancid Cunt Homo Faggot Code Guy. And to prove I'm who I seem to be saying I am, I hope on this most holy day, that Fatt Rob, who informed us today that he spends evenings with his family (I'm so sure, right?) dies on the toilet while straining at stool or as I like to call it, Big Tater Tot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Enough Already ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:40PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What happened to Mike's politics show?
>
>
> It went the fuck away, just like you need to do.
> Stay out of my thread.


Fuck off, you cunt. This isnt your thread.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:41PM

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Monday: Bates Motel
> Tuesday: no data: apparently Ustream has censored
> him

If past is prologue, i.e., the past two weeks, Spewak followed his Bates Motel t-shirt with his Groucho t-shirt.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: xKK3y ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:55PM

Could you imagine going to VCU and Spewak is in your class and you are working on a project with him.

If you a girl you have to endure his creepy and lame advances

Girl or guy either you have to endure his dumb jokes, being totally out of touch with the zeitgeist, and you'll have to do all the work

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 16, 2016 11:25PM

xKK3y Wrote:
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> Could you imagine going to VCU and Spewak is in
> your class and you are working on a project with
> him.
>
> If you a girl you have to endure his creepy and
> lame advances
>
> Girl or guy either you have to endure his dumb
> jokes, being totally out of touch with the
> zeitgeist, and you'll have to do all the work

the women loved him...well, not literally

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 16, 2016 11:51PM

Enough Already Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pain Point Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What happened to Mike's politics show?
> >
> >
> > It went the fuck away, just like you need to
> do.
> > Stay out of my thread.
>
>
> Fuck off, you cunt. This isnt your thread.

Well said, poster whose Indian name is "Pays-for-lady-whore-but-gets-tricked-by-tranny".

Sirriously dude, would I ever say anthing like that?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:00AM

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Monday: Bates Motel
> > Tuesday: no data: apparently Ustream has
> censored
> > him
>
> If past is prologue, i.e., the past two weeks,
> Spewak followed his Bates Motel t-shirt with his
> Groucho t-shirt.

He loves his rut.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: cohorts ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:13AM

Does anyone know what the hell that 5000 guy was talking about above? I read that post five times, and he either posted information that proves he was wrong but claimed that it makes him right, or claimed that the dictionary definition was wrong, or served in an ancient army? Huh?

He's spiraling. It's about that time. He's about to Enzo his way out.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:35AM

If enough people say something wrong, it's still wrong when Big Dictionary puts it in.

That's what Cary says on Fatt Rob's birthday.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big OCD ()
Date: August 17, 2016 05:30AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> If enough people say something wrong, it's still
> wrong when Big Dictionary puts it in.
>
> That's what Cary says on Fatt Rob's birthday.

Careful! You're about to piss off Big Anal (I can practically hear Mike laughing in the background at this attempt to run Robb's latest "Big ____" schtick into the ground).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tater Tots Matter ()
Date: August 17, 2016 05:40AM

It's a damn shame that so many tater tots have to give up their lives, only to end up impacting Robb's colon. But if those greasy little fuckers can shorten his lifespan by as little as a day, it will have been worth it.

A moment of silence for the fallen tots...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 17, 2016 05:50AM

They should have had a scene in Sausage Party where tater tots make the journey through Robb's colon and joyously shoot out his ass like a water park ride...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sausage Party ()
Date: August 17, 2016 05:52AM

Tater Tots view Robb the way the Jews views Hitler.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Future Robb ()
Date: August 17, 2016 06:01AM

Here is the Robb of Christmas Future:

https://youtu.be/veE1pGEaJig

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 17, 2016 08:08AM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 17, 2016 08:13AM

It was still hot in the Kappy Pee Studio yesterday, so Spewak doffed his t-shirt. When Mike logged on, he took one look, vomited violently, torqued his new hip and couldn't do the show. Spewak's breasts violated ustream's terms of service so Tuesday's show could not be posted.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 17, 2016 08:15AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> ...

That clip of Spewak getting Gavined by the mic is the single highlight of TMOS' entire run.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 17, 2016 08:18AM

Spewak reacts the same to pain and humor -- limp wrist to nose.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: August 17, 2016 10:26AM

Yeah Mike couldn't make the Tuesday show because he had to go to the doctor. Nice planning.

I tuned in to hear about oscars money pit. Nice to see its worse than imagined.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/17/2016 10:27AM by RK.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:06AM

So, Tuesday, Mike wasn't on the show because he was at a dr. appt.

No Mike Wednesday either, so Tuesday's excuse was a lie, because at TMOS, lie first.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak's Wardrobe ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:13AM

Wednesday (Wide Open): Ghostbusters

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Merle Rogers ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:15AM

cohorts Wrote:
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> Does anyone know what the hell that 5000 guy was
> talking about above? I read that post five times,
> and he either posted information that proves he
> was wrong but claimed that it makes him right, or
> claimed that the dictionary definition was wrong,
> or served in an ancient army? Huh?
>
> He's spiraling. It's about that time. He's about
> to Enzo his way out.

Agreed, sometimes you just have to understand one's shelf-life has expired.

Long live the TMOS Facebook Fanpage....

-Merle

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:27AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> So, Tuesday, Mike wasn't on the show because he
> was at a dr. appt.
>
> No Mike Wednesday either, so Tuesday's excuse was
> a lie, because at TMOS, lie first.

He's gone to Louisiana to help.
He's deep into show-prepping the long-awaited 2nd installment of Political Persuasions.
He's trying desperately to convince Carla not to take Mikey and go visit Mom for a couple weeks.
He's tied up on the phone rescheduling the second hip replacement surgery that Carla canceled without telling him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:31AM

Robb says he's 340...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: We Have A Lovely Mahogany ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:31AM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, Tuesday, Mike wasn't on the show because he
> > was at a dr. appt.
> >
> > No Mike Wednesday either, so Tuesday's excuse
> was
> > a lie, because at TMOS, lie first.
>
> He's gone to Louisiana to help.
> He's deep into show-prepping the long-awaited 2nd
> installment of Political Persuasions.
> He's trying desperately to convince Carla not to
> take Mikey and go visit Mom for a couple weeks.
> He's tied up on the phone rescheduling the second
> hip replacement surgery that Carla canceled
> without telling him.

He's getting fitted for the William Howard Taft casket model.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Public Offer ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:32AM

RK Wrote:
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> Robb says he's 340...

I will donate $100 in tater tots to Rob(b) if he's willing to step on a doctor's scale, a REAL scale, and it comes in under 340.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:39AM

Merle Rogers Wrote:
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>
> Agreed, sometimes you just have to understand
> one's shelf-life has expired.
>
> Long live the TMOS Facebook Fanpage....
>
> -Merle

Said Fake Merle Rogers. Hi Fake Merle!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:40AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> So, Tuesday, Mike wasn't on the show because he
> was at a dr. appt.
>
> No Mike Wednesday either, so Tuesday's excuse was
> a lie, because at TMOS, lie first.

This might be the single weirdest thing about LFF. Blob(b) was reading the commercials yesterday too, which they usually record ahead of time, pointing to an unexpected absence.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:57AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> ...


Never gets old...and how lame were those shirts? Mike thought they would go viral

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:57AM

Sausage Party Wrote:
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> Tater Tots view Robb the way the Jews views
> Hitler.

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:02PM

RK Wrote:
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> Robb says he's 340...


he is lying...add another 40 pounds

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:03PM

Public Offer Wrote:
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> RK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb says he's 340...
>
> I will donate $100 in tater tots to Rob(b) if he's
> willing to step on a doctor's scale, a REAL scale,
> and it comes in under 340.


I will buy TWO bonus subs for a video of Robb stepping on a calibrated scale

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:05PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, Tuesday, Mike wasn't on the show because he
> > was at a dr. appt.
> >
> > No Mike Wednesday either, so Tuesday's excuse
> was
> > a lie, because at TMOS, lie first.
>
> This might be the single weirdest thing about LFF.
> Blob(b) was reading the commercials yesterday too,
> which they usually record ahead of time, pointing
> to an unexpected absence.


Carla left him?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:06PM

math adds up...she hasn't posted a workout or recipe in over 2 days

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:09PM

we know if there was some sort of hip relapse, Mike would have milked it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:11PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Sausage Party Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tater Tots view Robb the way the Jews views
> > Hitler.
>
> yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIII
> IIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And Robb views Tater Tots the same way he views Hitler.

(Notwithstanding Spewak's 12.5%).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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> math adds up...she hasn't posted a workout or
> recipe in over 2 days

Not even her recipe for mental health and happiness, i.e., skedaddling?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jason Bishop ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:17PM

AMA for all the local fans today @ 2PM.

-Lurch

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:33PM

Hi, Fake Lurch!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 17, 2016 12:47PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Hi, Fake Lurch!


Hi fake 5000...

-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pain Point ()
Date: August 17, 2016 01:11PM

$700K fixer upper. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. What an idiot.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/17/2016 01:12PM by Pain Point.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 17, 2016 01:35PM

$700K fuck it upper.

Completely give up on washing machine, ✓

Remove radiators, ✓

Knock fucked up hole in living room wall, ✓

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 17, 2016 01:39PM

"Is it bad that I'm hoping Carla left him?"

{pause for a few seconds of introspection}

"Nope."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: August 17, 2016 02:02PM

Over/under on the Townhouse destroying Oscar and Shannon's engagement?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 17, 2016 02:06PM

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> Over/under on the Townhouse destroying Oscar and
> Shannon's engagement?


he isn't going to marry her, the ring was just to shut her up...His family won't let him marry a girl instead of a woman

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