Seriously, how bad did it suck JHops?

798...Semper Fap
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Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> 18 minutes into today's 'Best of Bonus Show'
> episode...
>
> 1. Opening: 'Pope Francis Underwood' - the typical
> BS, complete with resets (on a Bone-us Show that
> won't be on the brokedick radio stations?). The
> illusion of hilarity ensues.
>
> 2. Letter segment - wait, do they do letter
> segments on the Bone-us Show? If so, even more
> reason not to pay for that shit. But certainly,
> just incompetence...



And… those were segments from the regular show.

They can't even do THAT right.

Why is this Big Black Cock loving theater minx hanging out with obvious terrorists?

because she is hot to trot?

Nigger Dick Alpha 1,

That is the point of the criticism, you fucking retard.

Many people just skip over your idiotic posts. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Ever notice how posters don't often quote your post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD

you read them, and that's all that matters to me...and you apparently

Nigger Dick Alpha 1,

That is the point of the criticism, you fucking retard.

Many people just skip over your idiotic posts. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Ever notice how posters don't often quote your post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD

thCJ4 Wrote:
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> Nigger Dick Alpha 1,
>
> That is the point of the criticism, you fucking
> retard.
>
> Many people just skip over your idiotic posts.
> BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING
> RETARD
>
> Ever notice how posters don't often quote your
> post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING
> POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Is it safe to assume you don't like niggers? Do you share your not liking niggers lifestyle with family and friends? Just wondering.

kUCvh Wrote:
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> Nigger Dick Alpha 1,
>
> That is the point of the criticism, you fucking
> retard.
>
> Many people just skip over your idiotic posts.
> BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING
> RETARD
>
> Ever notice how posters don't often quote your
> post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING
> POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD


no, I hurt your feelings and you're just lashing out, to say that people don't read and interact with (at the very least, some of) my posts is simply inaccurate...I look no further than you...you read and respond a good deal...Are you saying you don't count?

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> thCJ4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nigger Dick Alpha 1,
> >
> > That is the point of the criticism, you fucking
> > retard.
> >
> > Many people just skip over your idiotic posts.
> > BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU
> FUCKING
> > RETARD
> >
> > Ever notice how posters don't often quote your
> > post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME
> FUCKING
> > POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD
>
> Is it safe to assume you don't like niggers? Do
> you share your not liking niggers lifestyle with
> family and friends? Just wondering.


he LOVES me

Nigger Dick Alpha 1,

That is the point of the criticism, you fucking retard.

Many people just skip over your idiotic posts. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Ever notice how posters don't often quote your post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD

peekza Wrote:
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> 798...Semper Fap


When she throws a party - everyone is coming!
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PxwG6 Wrote:
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> Nigger Dick Alpha 1,
>
> That is the point of the criticism, you fucking
> retard.
>
> Many people just skip over your idiotic posts.
> BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, YOU FUCKING
> RETARD
>
> Ever notice how posters don't often quote your
> post? IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING
> POSTS, YOU FUCKING RETARD

Pot, kettle. You're constantly talking about "nigger dick". Be brave and go git yourself some rough chocolate. Find yourself a nice black or as you say "nigger" gay bar and you'll likely be the hit of the party!

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 798...Semper Fap
>
>
> When she throws a party - everyone is coming!


sometimes twice?

Looks like somebody got quoted. Hmm.

table menu

Mike has a real issue with impulse control.

- Goes to a bar...buys it. Becomes bored with it? Runs it into the ground.

- Goes to a Harley shop...buys a second bike for his wife who doesn't ride.

- Goes to Florida...buys a boat. Tows it to fucking Maine. Probably gathering mold in a shed right now.

- Goes to Maine, gets into a fight with his family, buys a house in Maine he's used once.

NbLEb Wrote:
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> table menu

Hi rancid cunted homo faggot Code Guy!

I and the ABC know an image of a menu on the internet is not a "table menu". You could simply call the ABC during their business hours on The-Rancid-Cunted-Homo-Faggot-Code-Guy Phone and get on the right side of this issue. Your tenacity is admirable; I bet you could take it up the ass for hours in the days before your wear-induced prolapse.

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.



    Jimmy's: Get the hose!   

As I Sit HeRe At The Hard Rock On Front Street, SippING On My Lava Flow, I Wish My Beautiful Babies Could Head Over To My Uncle Micks Place For DinDin, Have A Great Evening My Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Mens Lives And Wives Tah Tah And What Not, WOOOOOO [OOOOOOO [OOOOOOO

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Impulse Control Wrote:
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> Mike has a real issue with impulse control.
>
> - Goes to a bar...buys it. Becomes bored with it?
> Runs it into the ground.

Tries to buy a 2nd bar next door to an upscale strip club.

> - Goes to a Harley shop...buys a second bike for
> his wife who doesn't ride.

And neither does he now, but the mobile living room abides.

> - Goes to Florida...buys a boat. Tows it to
> fucking Maine. Probably gathering mold in a shed
> right now.

Wasn't there a southbound tow as well? So many tows...

> - Goes to Maine, gets into a fight with his
> family, buys a house in Maine he's used once.

- Urinates in hotel room sink of a room he's not renting (or something) because he can't ask the reception desk where the first floor public restrooms that every hotel has are located.

- Leave us not forget the great "Fatass" knee blowout.

- And of course the current gambling trip. "DaddyBaby needs a treat!"

Lady Baltimore Has A Perfect Heart Shaped Ass, WOOOOIOÒOOO

GIVE IT UP GIRL

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It's the Robb and Oscar show today. Mike is a no show.

Mike went to the casino, lost big, got drunk, got in a fight, lost big.

apparently, he had a "doctor appointment"

Tuesday: Bates Motel

Mike had a "doctors appointment"

You can't make this stuff up, it writes itself!

-The REAL Peekza

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Table Menu!

huHnY Wrote:
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> T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Table
> Menu!


Love it, God Bless Jimmy's, and God Bless the USA.

-Table Menu

peekza Wrote:
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> apparently, he had a "doctor appointment"


4 allegedly

Silver spoon isn't keeping it tight. He can't even do the lowest weights in for men in his class.

RK Wrote:
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> Silver spoon isn't keeping it tight. He can't
> even do the lowest weights in for men in his
> class.


Hack bit, come up with something original....

-Big O

Hi, Fake Oscar Santana Zeballos!

Table Menu

Table Menu Wrote:
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> huHnY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Table
> > Menu!
>
>
> Love it, God Bless Jimmy's, and God Bless the
> USA.
>
> -Table Menu

Hi rancid cunted homo faggot Code Guy (only)!

I and the ABC know an image of a menu on the internet is not a "table menu". You could simply call the ABC during their business hours on The-Rancid-Cunted-Homo-Faggot-Code-Guy Phone and get on the right side of this issue. Your tenacity is admirable; I bet you could take it up the ass for hours in the days before your wear-induced prolapse.

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.



    Jimmy's: Get the hose!   

uyweF Wrote:
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> Table Menu


Hi rancid cunted homo faggot Code Guy (oh no you di'n't)!

I and the ABC know an image of a menu on the internet is not a "table menu". You could simply call the ABC during their business hours on The-Rancid-Cunted-Homo-Faggot-Code-Guy Phone and get on the right side of this issue. Your tenacity is admirable; I bet you could take it up the ass for hours in the days before your wear-induced prolapse.

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.



    Jimmy's: Get the hose!   

Table menu

Oh that Mike, such a way with words, such a romantic. Such a nice send-off to Gene Wilder, hoping he's now in heaven with Gilda, his wife of 5 years. Nevermind the wife of nearly 25 years who Gene left behind, the one who was there to hold his hand as he battled Alzheimer's in his final years. It's much sweeter to think that Gene is with Gilda now...in comedy heaven.

But that's our Mike. Always looking at the big picture. By the way, is comedy heaven next door to rock-and-roll heaven?
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I get busting on fuckwaddle, spewak, the show, etc.. But why stalk the daughter's online accounts and post her photos here?

Toddler Fancier Wrote:
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> I get busting on fuckwaddle, spewak, the show,
> etc.. But why stalk the daughter's online accounts
> and post her photos here?

It's hardly stalking, have a look, upper left hand corner:



And once they're on the show, the gloves and in some cases pants, come off but you're okay with pictures of a toddler who doesn't post his pictures to social media, do I have that right? Are you a toddler fancier?

It because peekza is a retarded fuck cock

L3k9X Wrote:
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> It because peekza is a retarded fuck cock


Are you sure that's why It because?

stalk much Wrote:
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> I get busting on fuckwaddle, spewak, the show,
> etc.. But why stalk the daughter's online accounts
> and post her photos here?


damn genetics?

The Jennifer bit sucks yet el spic and throbb pretend its comedy gold. negro please ! the old voice toy was a lot funnier , the one that did oscar's old girlfriend's voice. cara i think was her name. this jennifer bit is totally not funny.

My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar asked why you need a headphone jack on a smart phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?

peekza Wrote:
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> My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar asked
> why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?


Shut the fuck up already, loser.

Enough Already Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar
> asked
> > why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> > phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?
>
>
> Shut the fuck up already, loser.

Or so you can use the built-in FM radio that most people don't know about? Tech411? Tech411? Tech411? Tech411? Tech411? Beuller? Anyone? Anyone?

kUCvh Wrote:
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> Nigger Dick Alpha 1,
>
...

> Ever notice how posters don't often quote your
> post

Well, this is awkward! How about we all think about sperm?

I can't stand when any of tmos talks tech.

Ridiculous.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I can't stand when any of tmos talks tech.
>
> Ridiculous.

You have to admit (or don't, that's okay) that the story about someone hacking Fuckwaddle's Mac and disabling his number pad with subsequent inability to make a Genius Bar appointment and then his bad experience when he did show up was podcast gold, or whatever's below podcast pyrites, maybe podcast foot-smut? I don't know.

Fuckwaddle talked tough about paying for is own new laptop. Ha. And he couldn't make his own appointment. Demerit for Pony Bony for not being able to TCB.

Here's how they talk about tech:

Fatt Rob: "That's how they get you."

El Spic: "What you need to do is mispronunciate the nish-nash then loop back and see where your stakeholders are in regards to the price-point. And from there on it's just data-driven."

Fuckwaddle: "Hi, this is Jennifer."

Pony: "Sorry, I was hitting the anime really hard last night and everything looks like tentacles.

Did somebody say tentacles?




Terrorists have tentacles.

Did someone say tentacles? Wrote:
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> Did somebody say tentacles?
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=251120,filename=semper_lap.JPG">
>
>
> Terrorists have tentacles.

How do you look at this picture and think "terrorists"?

The two guys in this pic look nothing like terrorists. They are the epitome of what Fuckwaddle refers to as "hipster douchebags".

And apparently they are desperate loser hipster douchebags, if they are hanging around with Slutherine O'Meara.

So Mike thinks Gene Wilder's gift to comedy is that he is used in audio drops? Besides "good day" from Willy Wonka, I can't think of anything else Wilder did that's been audio dropped to death. Also, if audio drops set the comedy bar, the Deez Nuts and Bed Intruder guys must be fucking comedic geniuses.

Speaking of audio drops, why doesn't Robb ever play retarded Rosie going to buy a toilet seat?

Why doesn't Mike carry on conversations with audio clips, like they did on D&M? Oh, that's right. No D. What was I thinking?

Stay-at-home invalid Mike can't fit the extra show prep into his already-busy schedule.

peekza Wrote:
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> My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar asked
> why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?


Apparently he only takes calls, and Blobb didn't call him out on it - probably because he was looking for a list to read.

Do you guys seriously not know about Bluetooth headphones? Oscar probably uses them to listen to podcasts without a headphone jack because he isn't retarded like some of the people here.

I'm actually in shock that there's been 3 or 4 people saying Oscar must not listen to podcasts since he says he doesn't need a headphone jack proving that they have never heard of Bluetooth headsets. Thats some next level old man teach retard stuff. And you guys have the balls to call out Santana and make fun of Mike for them being tech tards?

Yeah, we know about Bluetooth. We also know that iPhones, being PHONES, include speakers for phone conversations. You could use that, too.

Not everyone likes to deal with recharging shit if we don't have to. Not to mention crappy BT reception from time to time. Some of us like options.

But thanks for the tech primer. Maybe you can show Oscar how to reboot his 1950's washing machine or dryer or whatever the fuck appliance he has that doesn't work.

I knew someone would walk into that. Remember "Are you toothing?"? Anyway, suck it.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bluetooth+vulnerability&oq=bluetooth+vulnerability&aqs=chrome..69i57.6266j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

Look at the bottom guy in the picture, isolated, he could be on an al-Quaeda wanted poster.

Dreck 411 Wrote:
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> Yeah, we know about Bluetooth. We also know that
> iPhones, being PHONES, include speakers for phone
> conversations. You could use that, too.
>
> Not everyone likes to deal with recharging shit if
> we don't have to. Not to mention crappy BT
> reception from time to time. Some of us like
> options.
>
> But thanks for the tech primer. Maybe you can show
> Oscar how to reboot his 1950's washing machine or
> dryer or whatever the fuck appliance he has that
> doesn't work.

If you knew about Bluetooth then why say that Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his phone since he doesn't care about having a headphone jack? That comment makes no sense if made by someone who does know about Bluetooth headphones. It was obviously made by someone who had no idea you could still listen to podcasts without a headphone jack.

Try to backtrack from that, genius.

Hypocritesss Wrote:
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> If you knew about Bluetooth then why say that Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his phone since he doesn't care about having a headphone jack? That comment makes no sense if made by someone who does know about Bluetooth headphones.
> It was obviously made by someone who had no idea you could still listen to podcasts without a headphone jack.
>
> Try to backtrack from that, genius.

Well, there was the part where Oscar said "sure, you can use Bluetooth and act like you're talking to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked about people that like to have music as they walk around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you really need a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was no specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar made it pretty clear he doesn't walk around listening to anything.

Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
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> Hypocritesss (who can SUCK IT) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > If you knew about Bluetooth then why say that
> Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his phone
> since he doesn't care about having a headphone
> jack? That comment makes no sense if made by
> someone who does know about Bluetooth headphones.
> > It was obviously made by someone who had no idea
> you could still listen to podcasts without a
> headphone jack.
> >
> > Try to backtrack from that, genius.
       SUCK IT.
>
> Well, there was the part where Oscar said "sure,
> you can use Bluetooth and act like you're talking
> to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked about
> people that like to have music as they walk
> around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you really need
> a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was no
> specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar made it
> pretty clear he doesn't walk around listening to
> anything.

And doesn't use Bluetooth although as pointed out, he did in fact mention it on the show. To sum up, SUCK IT.

My name says it all.....

-Table Menu

Table Menu Wrote:
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> My name says it all.....
>
> -Table Menu

Just suck it. Suck the sperm off Katherine's face and tongue.

Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
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> Hypocritesss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > If you knew about Bluetooth then why say that
> Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his phone
> since he doesn't care about having a headphone
> jack? That comment makes no sense if made by
> someone who does know about Bluetooth headphones.
> > It was obviously made by someone who had no idea
> you could still listen to podcasts without a
> headphone jack.
> >
> > Try to backtrack from that, genius.
>
> Well, there was the part where Oscar said "sure,
> you can use Bluetooth and act like you're talking
> to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked about
> people that like to have music as they walk
> around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you really need
> a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was no
> specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar made it
> pretty clear he doesn't walk around listening to
> anything.


None of this proves that this post wasnt made by someone who doesn't know you can listen to podcasts without a headphone jack...

peekza Wrote:
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> My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar asked
> why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?


So again, please backtrack, genius.

And 5000, "suck it"? Seriously? Is it the early 2000s and are you a bro-dawg wrestling fan? Is your next catch phrase going to be "talk to the hand"? So hip and edgy.

'Dils is the worst poster here. Just don't worry about them.

Peekza is the 2nd worst poster here. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Gold!, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, or picture from some TMOS FB feed

Oh and the math adds up

F7Jcw Wrote:
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> 'Dils is the worst poster here. Just don't worry
> about them.
>
> Peekza is the 2nd worst poster here.
> Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Gold!,
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, or picture from
> some TMOS FB feed
>
> Oh and the math adds up

+1

-Table Menu

F7Jcw Wrote:
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> 'Dils is the worst poster here. Just don't worry
> about them.
>
> Peekza is the 2nd worst poster here.
> Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Gold!,
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, or picture from
> some TMOS FB feed
>
> Oh and the math adds up

He/ she is very trifling.

-Table Menu

Hypocritesss Wrote:
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> Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hypocritesss Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > If you knew about Bluetooth then why say that
> > Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his phone
> > since he doesn't care about having a headphone
> > jack? That comment makes no sense if made by
> > someone who does know about Bluetooth
> headphones.
> > > It was obviously made by someone who had no
> idea
> > you could still listen to podcasts without a
> > headphone jack.
> > >
> > > Try to backtrack from that, genius.
> >
> > Well, there was the part where Oscar said
> "sure,
> > you can use Bluetooth and act like you're
> talking
> > to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked
> about
> > people that like to have music as they walk
> > around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you really
> need
> > a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was no
> > specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar made it
> > pretty clear he doesn't walk around listening
> to
> > anything.
>
>
> None of this proves that this post wasnt made by
> someone who doesn't know you can listen to
> podcasts without a headphone jack...
>
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar
> asked
> > why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> > phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?
>
>
> So again, please backtrack, genius.
>
> And 5000, "suck it"? Seriously? Is it the early
> 2000s and are you a bro-dawg wrestling fan? Is
> your next catch phrase going to be "talk to the
> hand"? So hip and edgy.

You are so right. He should have written, "Essadee."

F7Jcw Wrote:
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> 'Dils is the worst poster here. Just don't worry
> about them.
>
> Peekza is the 2nd worst poster here.
> Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Gold!,
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, or picture from
> some TMOS FB feed
>
> Oh and the math adds up

Hi rancid cunted homo faggot Code Guy! I jutht know you're up for thucking it.

Go on, thuck that thperm!

Hypocritesss Wrote:
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> None of this proves that this post wasnt made by
> someone who doesn't know you can listen to
> podcasts without a headphone jack...

Anyone not legally blind who has left their house occasionally or watches TV or has bought a cell phone knows that. You've picked a particular indefensible position to defend. But I understand, you just have a thing for sucking it. So suck it. Suck the sperm off Katherine's face. Suck it.

Oh'Meara Wrote:
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> Hypocritesss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hypocritesss Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > >
> > > > If you knew about Bluetooth then why say
> that
> > > Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his
> phone
> > > since he doesn't care about having a
> headphone
> > > jack? That comment makes no sense if made by
> > > someone who does know about Bluetooth
> > headphones.
> > > > It was obviously made by someone who had no
> > idea
> > > you could still listen to podcasts without a
> > > headphone jack.
> > > >
> > > > Try to backtrack from that, genius.
> > >
> > > Well, there was the part where Oscar said
> > "sure,
> > > you can use Bluetooth and act like you're
> > talking
> > > to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked
> > about
> > > people that like to have music as they walk
> > > around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you really
> > need
> > > a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was no
> > > specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar made
> it
> > > pretty clear he doesn't walk around listening
> > to
> > > anything.
> >
> >
> > None of this proves that this post wasnt made
> by
> > someone who doesn't know you can listen to
> > podcasts without a headphone jack...
> >
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar
> > asked
> > > why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> > > phone...So you can listen to your podcast
> app?
> >
> >
> > So again, please backtrack, genius.
> >
> > And 5000, "suck it"? Seriously? Is it the early
> > 2000s and are you a bro-dawg wrestling fan? Is
> > your next catch phrase going to be "talk to the
> > hand"? So hip and edgy.
>
> You are so right. He should have written,
> "Essadee."


Agreed. 5000 is basically as unoriginal and unfunny as the LFF. "suck it", "essadee". Both are equally as lame.

Wednesday: Boring short sleeve shirt. Sporting new glasses this week, though.

With no headphone jack how are we supposed to listen to the TMOS show?!?!?! Apply really dropped the ball on this one, so steamed you guys.

Going to Jimmy's for a drink tonight, heard an ad special for the 3 Wisemen!!! Gotta get that hot dog from Sev-Elev for the drive home. Keep the box on your dashboard steady and you know you'll be home safe in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.

GO GO TMOS SHOWWWW!

'za and 'dils are fucking ponderous, fucking ponderous

Listening to Oscar talk about tech is almost worst than a 'za post here. Neither know anything.

And with El Spic's money pit, he fashioned himself as a "player" and always on the hustle. Why can he make a deal to get a bunch of beaners to do his remod for him?

your opinion of peek matters not a whit to anyone

unlike enzo/mr t et al., he cannot be run off

he makes us giggle

As predicted, El Spic continues to milk "school". Today talking about his doctor visit, he said he expected [problems] due to "stress" from "school". "School" he finished two months ago.

But it was worth it to hear Fatt Rob taken to task about what a load he is healthwise.

Fatt Rob burned Pony (in his mind) by saying "occasionally I have sex with a woman". I wonder if Cary knows about her?

Of course Pony occasionally sleeps without a CPAP device and occasionally wipes himself without a wand.

And those two fatt loads don't have ears if they really thought the first caller was the original Sam Huff Guy.

                                                       

Hypocritesss Wrote:
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> Oh'Meara Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hypocritesss Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike's a useless jerk Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hypocritesss Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > >
> > > > > If you knew about Bluetooth then why say
> > that
> > > > Oscar must not listen to podcasts on his
> > phone
> > > > since he doesn't care about having a
> > headphone
> > > > jack? That comment makes no sense if made
> by
> > > > someone who does know about Bluetooth
> > > headphones.
> > > > > It was obviously made by someone who had
> no
> > > idea
> > > > you could still listen to podcasts without
> a
> > > > headphone jack.
> > > > >
> > > > > Try to backtrack from that, genius.
> > > >
> > > > Well, there was the part where Oscar said
> > > "sure,
> > > > you can use Bluetooth and act like you're
> > > talking
> > > > to yourself in CVS," and when Robbbb asked
> > > about
> > > > people that like to have music as they walk
> > > > around, Oscar said "fuck them. Do you
> really
> > > need
> > > > a soundtrack for your life?" So, there was
> no
> > > > specific mention of podcasts, but Oscar
> made
> > it
> > > > pretty clear he doesn't walk around
> listening
> > > to
> > > > anything.
> > >
> > >
> > > None of this proves that this post wasnt made
> > by
> > > someone who doesn't know you can listen to
> > > podcasts without a headphone jack...
> > >
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My favorite part of Today's show? When
> Oscar
> > > asked
> > > > why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> > > > phone...So you can listen to your podcast
> > app?
> > >
> > >
> > > So again, please backtrack, genius.
> > >
> > > And 5000, "suck it"? Seriously? Is it the
> early
> > > 2000s and are you a bro-dawg wrestling fan?
> Is
> > > your next catch phrase going to be "talk to
> the
> > > hand"? So hip and edgy.
> >
> > You are so right. He should have written,
> > "Essadee."
>
>
> Agreed. 5000 is basically as unoriginal and
> unfunny as the LFF. "suck it", "essadee". Both are
> equally as lame.


I guarantee I pull more pussy then any one of you losers.

Signs you are a douche bag:

- Bragging about your MBA...like you can't throw a girlfriend's cell phone in DC without hitting someone with an MBA.

- Having your daddy buy your Georgetown townhome...then taking a sledgehammer to the $50k brickwork backyard landscaping as "a home improvement project."

- Getting engaged to anyone formally referred to as a "Junkette."

- Using words like "silo," "price point," and "paradigm shift" in any conversation...EVER.

- Kissing the ass of a fat, narcissistic radio has been.

- Choosing to be in the same room as a guy who dresses like Mama June from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

- Pretending to be as successful as your actually successful siblings.

- Being a former stripper's bitch...on air.

- Saying things like "I don't use a headphone jack" as some obnoxious reference to your use of a blue tooth headset.

Radio alert: Headdd is guesting on the Wave tomorrow doing the morning show from 6-10. It's sure to be hideous. But it also means a TMOS without him

Douche de Jour Wrote:
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> Signs you are a douche bag:
>
> - Bragging about your MBA...like you can't throw a
> girlfriend's cell phone in DC without hitting
> someone with an MBA.
....

>
> - Saying things like "I don't use a headphone
> jack" as some obnoxious reference to your use of a
> blue tooth headset.

Those are all very good points, but to stave off the "if you don't know about Bluetooth you're not cool guy" who to be honest is the world's biggest fag, what El Spic seemed to be saying was that he uses his phone as a phone and not to consume audio media.

Enough Already Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > My favorite part of Today's show? When Oscar
> asked
> > why you need a headphone jack on a smart
> > phone...So you can listen to your podcast app?
>
>
> Shut the fuck up already, loser.


I can't help but notice that you quoted me

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> your opinion of peek matters not a whit to anyone
>
> unlike enzo/mr t et al., he cannot be run off
>
> he makes us giggle


So there is that

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Radio alert: Headdd is guesting on the Wave
> tomorrow doing the morning show from 6-10. It's
> sure to be hideous.

you're right

> But it also means a TMOS
> without him

you're wrong

Robb can't miss any TMOS; it's all he has.

Thursday: Star Wars (Vader)

1. He's a voice you're sure to recognize and perhaps a face you'll never forget, but now radio DJ ‘Smash’ has changed his look by dropping over 100 pounds. Asher Benrubi visits Fox 2 News in the Morning to talk about his weight loss success, what motivated him, and how he went about cutting the weight.

2. As the officially declared “Mayor of Morning Radio,” WHP 580’s R.J. Harris has a full-bodied, instantly recognizable voice. But Harris himself is neither these days. After the 5-foot-8 Hampden Township resident dropped from 400 to 185 pounds, and from a pant size of 58 to a comfortable 34, Harris is a much smaller version of his former self.

3. After realizing obesity was probably going to kill him, Radio's Big Boy opted for weight-loss surgery. He lost more than 300 pounds and gained a new appreciation for life.

4. Ralph Anybody of KPIG Radio Fame Loses Weight! "When I started working as a DJ at KPIG, I was about 250 pounds, and since it’s a very sedentary job, I was not getting a lot of exercise… My all-time high was 325 pounds!!! I was absolutely miserable!! I felt and looked like the “Michelan Man”….. bloated, tired, low energy and having difficulty with basic bodily functions. Worst of all, my blood pressure and cholesterol were both dangerously high and the doctor had to put me on a variety of medications. It’s all history now!! I’ve lost over 100 pounds and as many inches."

5. If you listen to Wired 96.5's 'Big Philly Show' in the morning you probably know "Chunky". But what you may not know is Chunky is not chunky anymore. In the past year's he's lost 221 pounds!

6. Donovan Short, KISS 104.7. "I went out on my own a little early, and lived the life of a poor high school/college student working in radio (for a whopping $3.35 an hour) for several years – which made already bad habits almost necessities, or so I thought. I was approaching 40, had a family at home that depended on me to be around for them for years to come, and I weighed 335 pounds. Onward to the top 10 things that I learned while becoming over 145 pounds lighter."

7. WGN Radio’s Brian Noonan loses 157 pounds, gains new outlook on life.

8. Robb Spewak lives in Leesburg, VA and has an entire area in his house devoted to Elvis Presley.

A little peekza peekza birdie tells me Robb Radio just may be coming back soon on 97.1 on The Wave.

The Horror...

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Radio alert: Headdd is guesting on the Wave
> > tomorrow doing the morning show from 6-10. It's
> > sure to be hideous.
>
> you're right
>
> > But it also means a TMOS
> > without him
>
> you're wrong

Dammit!!

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> A little peekza peekza birdie tells me Robb Radio
> just may be coming back soon on 97.1 on The Wave.
>
> The Horror...

OMG, you're right. Listened to end of his fill-in on The Wave this morning (clearly pre-recorded from his Elvis basement), where he all but guaranteed the station would soon be having him do a gig. Confirmed on TMOS today - Spewak says Robb Radio will rise from the dead and be aired on Saturdays on The Wave later this month. As if the Eastern Shore hasn't suffered enough.

Douche de Jour Wrote:
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> Signs you are a douche bag:
>
> - Bragging about your MBA...like you can't throw a
> girlfriend's cell phone in DC without hitting
> someone with an MBA.
>
> - Having your daddy buy your Georgetown
> townhome...then taking a sledgehammer to the $50k
> brickwork backyard landscaping as "a home
> improvement project."
>
> - Getting engaged to anyone formally referred to
> as a "Junkette."
>
> - Using words like "silo," "price point," and
> "paradigm shift" in any conversation...EVER.
>
> - Kissing the ass of a fat, narcissistic radio has
> been.
>
> - Choosing to be in the same room as a guy who
> dresses like Mama June from "Here Comes Honey Boo
> Boo."
>
> - Pretending to be as successful as your actually
> successful siblings.
>
> - Being a former stripper's bitch...on air.
>
> - Saying things like "I don't use a headphone
> jack" as some obnoxious reference to your use of a
> blue tooth headset.

HATERS GOIN' to HATE............

Like I always say, don't hate the game, hate the playa...

-Big O

Hi Fake Oscar Santana Zeballos!

"Great! A Show for free!"

-The Wave Management

Pro tip: anyone who uses the phrase "Pulls more pussy," does absolutely nothing of the sort.

Spewakiaaaaan Wrote:

> OMG, you're right. Listened to end of his fill-in
> on The Wave this morning (clearly pre-recorded
> from his Elvis basement), where he all but
> guaranteed the station would soon be having him do
> a gig. Confirmed on TMOS today - Spewak says Robb
> Radio will rise from the dead and be aired on
> Saturdays on The Wave later this month. As if the
> Eastern Shore hasn't suffered enough.

Congrats to our favorite fatty. That is a prime gig -- Saturdays in off-season on an ocean shore channel. What's the population in OC at this time of year? A solid 8?

And I'll make the wild guess that he's not getting paid. (Why would he be?)
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Nothing says "great radio" like a middle school lad telling jokes.

The polar bear joke made me laff, but it would have been funnier if the punch was "THE polar bear" not "A polar bear".

Robb is a terrible deejay. My.

I listened to the Wave this morning -- don't know if Spewak can be blamed, but most of his cuts to traffic or breaks, even his sign-off, were cut off mid-word. Something like this:

"You're listening to the best music ever made on The Wave! Now, here's traf..."

"Thanks for letting me give your ears some pleasure this morning on The Wave. See you down the road, I'm Ro..."

They do traffic in Ocean City? There's only one street! Just thinking of Fatt Rob gives me thrombosis.