I would like to apologize if any retards mistook my back to back posts that don't have anything to do with one another as a conversation I was having with myself...I know it's hard for you to keep up, so I'll try and do a better job of pointing out the obvious.

891...Semper Fap
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Mike drinks till he passes out again.

Blobb: Bill Clinton was our first Professional Politician??? VCU Grad???

Blobb making fun of a woman’s looks? Go home and say Hi to your wife and daughter or look in a mirror naked.

BOAD Guy 667 Wrote:
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> Mike drinks till he passes out again.
>
> Blobb: Bill Clinton was our first Professional
> Politician??? VCU Grad???
>
> Blobb making fun of a woman’s looks? Go home
> and say Hi to your wife and daughter or look in a
> mirror naked.

At least he finally recognized that it was his decision and not the dreaded ABV or the devious Guinness.

And goddammit I'm going to have to back up Fattt Robbb. Either he said or it was clear from context that Bill "Rapist" Clinton was our first professional politician PRESIDENT. Joe "Molester" Biden and Ted "Murderer" Kennedy were certainly professional politicians.

No quarrel at all with your third point.

Everyone knows Clinton was a haberdasher before he was president.

What a creep.
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Looking at the video for show #1922 and Brain Damage doesn't remember the many times they played the Red House Furniture clip on the Don and Mike Show (someone factcheck me on that). "I don't even know if it's real!" said the AU graduate.

Mike says "Doesn't this go back to when we were on terrestrial?" Newsflash, Mike: YOU'RE NOT ON SATELLITE RADIO, so you don't get to call actual radio "terrestrial".

Harvey Weinstein shouldn't go to restaurants? What about black OJ Simpson Mike? You wuld have loved it if he'd come into O'Meara's.

Almost 12:15 and no show posted. How much editing did it need?

Also Not Peekza Wrote:
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> Almost 12:15 and no show posted. How much editing
> did it need?


Knowing them, they probably forgot to hit record.

There was also some confusion about what day it was. Mike referred to today, Friday, as "tomorrow".

Vegan.... tuna fish.... salad. You'd never have seen that served at Duke's.


LARRY KING'S TUNA HEALTH SALAD

2 cans (6 ounces each) water-packed tuna, rinsed, drained
2 tablespoons diced onion
2 tablespoons diced green bell pepper
2 tablespoons diced celery
2 tablespoons diced tomato
1 tablespoon Miracle Whip Free Nonfat Dressing
1 tablespoon corn oil
4 tablespoons vinegar
OPTIONAL, FOR SERVING:
lettuce
1 Bermuda onion slice
1 tomato slice

Combine all except optional ingredients in a bowl and mix gently. Serve on a bed of lettuce and garnish if desired with onion and tomato slices. Serve chilled.

Is the mike and don show coming back by 2019????

Never say never insiders say

Also never say never to ziprecruiter! Find the perfect candidate for any job ( well almost any job heh) at zip recruiter dot com. Enter the code TMOS show and get a free intern for a week.

He tmos show hear it, or hear about it everybodyyyy

Mike on this week’s Political Persuasions: His Partner, the unemployed CNN guy, makes up for Mike’s lack of depth on subjects. And, this week Mike yells a lot. Boy, that’s advertising!

You're referring to the guy who DIDN'T win a Pulitzer Prize?

The tmos show Wrote:
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> Is the mike and don show coming back by 2019????
>
> Never say never insiders say
>
> Also never say never to ziprecruiter! Find the
> perfect candidate for any job ( well almost any
> job heh) at zip recruiter dot com. Enter the code
> TMOS show and get a free intern for a week.
>
> He tmos show hear it, or hear about it
> everybodyyyy

Tf is this shit?

A weak attempt at best

Nope, not Peekza Wrote:
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> You're referring to the guy who DIDN'T win a
> Pulitzer Prize?


yep, on a team of reporters covering snow in Denver... and unshoveled sidewalks.. they wuz robbed.

Anyone know how the dumbcast "Political Persuasions" is doing?

At least Mike warned us that he screams a lot on the show. How entertaining.. and informative.

Who in their right mind would listen to the incoherent ramblings of an ignorant blowhard who is stupid enough to pay over $3,000 a month on obamacare (for him alone, mind you. Carla and the child have an additional policy).

He is also financially irresponsible enough to mistakenly pay it 2x in one month. He must have a lot of disposable income to not miss an extra $3,000+ payment.

That would buy a lot of $2 Margueritas.

Gerry Hatrix Wrote:
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> Anyone know how the dumbcast "Political
> Persuasions" is doing?

Well, since it re-debuted, here's one Oscar-inspired MBA metric for you -- number of podcasts put forth by these lesser lights in the shallow TMOS stable:

(The New) Political Persuasions: 5
O'Mearacast: 4
Cake and Cookies: 0

Support stupidity. Buy a bonus show.



E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Who in their right mind would listen to the
> incoherent ramblings of an ignorant blowhard who
> is stupid enough to pay over $3,000 a month on
> obamacare (for him alone, mind you. Carla and the
> child have an additional policy).
>
> He is also financially irresponsible enough to
> mistakenly pay it 2x in one month. He must have a
> lot of disposable income to not miss an extra
> $3,000+ payment.
>
> That would buy a lot of $2 Margueritas.

TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Gerry Hatrix Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone know how the dumbcast "Political
> > Persuasions" is doing?
>
> Well, since it re-debuted, here's one
> Oscar-inspired MBA metric for you -- number of
> podcasts put forth by these lesser lights in the
> shallow TMOS stable:
>
> (The New) Political Persuasions: 5
> O'Mearacast: 4
> Cake and Cookies: 0

Hmmm, I do seem to recall Spewak busting on Certa about a year ago about the lack of regular O'Mearacast episodes.

Not that I'm complaining about no C&C for almost 2 months. There was a plague of them in June and July after Oscar told Spewak C&C was second in downloads only to TMOS*, so it's been a nice breather.

(*Really, T Perk, can that be true? Speaking of which, I dare one to find any reference to the MORE network on tonyperkinsshow.com).

Spewak has had to record his 7am Saturday OC shows and open the door for Julia's driver-ed instructor, and I'm sure Katie has had more oral surgery. They're busy, busy bees.

Lest we forget..he's a 'vegan' now. So he must be smarter.


Long term listener Wrote:
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> Support stupidity. Buy a bonus show.
>
>
>
> E2 Tambien Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who in their right mind would listen to the
> > incoherent ramblings of an ignorant blowhard
> who
> > is stupid enough to pay over $3,000 a month on
> > obamacare (for him alone, mind you. Carla and
> the
> > child have an additional policy).
> >
> > He is also financially irresponsible enough to
> > mistakenly pay it 2x in one month. He must have
> a
> > lot of disposable income to not miss an extra
> > $3,000+ payment.
> >
> > That would buy a lot of $2 Margueritas.

Since Mike has been to Haiti I can't wait to hear whether it really is a shithole or not...
Oh wait, the Friday show has already been recorded so there won't be comment until Monday when it won't matter anymore ....because transparency...

By Spewak's math that would buy 6000 two dollar margaritas...

Early discussions about Don and Mike are true. New management and JFK’s ratings are in the toilet. Junkies are mailing it in, Dukes stinks and we could be looking st s shift here...Hare to credit this site but time will tell.

I've met several wonderful Haitian people, but is it really news that Haiti is a shithole country?

Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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>
> And goddammit I'm going to have to back up Fattt
> Robbb. Either he said or it was clear from
> context that Bill "Rapist" Clinton was our first
> professional politician PRESIDENT. Joe "Molester"
> Biden and Ted "Murderer" Kennedy were certainly
> professional politicians.


Shouldn't you be saving kids held in a pizza parlor somewhere? Don't forget to secure your tinfoil hat!

Not a Deluded Shitferbrains Wrote:
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> Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> ----------------------------------------------
> >
> > And goddammit I'm going to have to back up
> Fattt
> > Robbb. Either he said or it was clear from
> > context that Bill "Rapist" Clinton was our
> first
> > professional politician PRESIDENT. Joe
> "Molester"
> > Biden and Ted "Murderer" Kennedy were certainly
> > professional politicians.
>
> Shouldn't you be saving kids held in a pizza
> parlor somewhere? Don't forget to secure your
> tinfoil hat!

So your position is

Bill Clinton isn't a rapist.
Joe Biden isn't a molester.
Ted Kennedy wasn't a murderer.

You might want to start taking Parade Magazine. Enter the pool from the shallow end.

Blobb taking a beating today was great....you could hear Pony and Oscar squirm...Oscar did not even jump in.

I love that Mike expects him to return a text in less than 7 seconds

Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Not a Deluded Shitferbrains Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> > ----------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > And goddammit I'm going to have to back up
> > Fattt
> > > Robbb. Either he said or it was clear from
> > > context that Bill "Rapist" Clinton was our
> > first
> > > professional politician PRESIDENT. Joe
> > "Molester"
> > > Biden and Ted "Murderer" Kennedy were
> certainly
> > > professional politicians.
> >
> > Shouldn't you be saving kids held in a pizza
> > parlor somewhere? Don't forget to secure your
> > tinfoil hat!
>
> So your position is
>
> Bill Clinton isn't a rapist.
> Joe Biden isn't a molester.
> Ted Kennedy wasn't a murderer.
>
> You might want to start taking Parade Magazine.
> Enter the pool from the shallow end.


So, your position is either:
A) that you know of, and are withholding evidence of at least three different felonies, thereby making you an accomplice, or
B) the rule of law, and an evidentiary system of justice escapes your limited grasp.

You might want to step away from the Brietbart/Alex Jones fantasy box. It appears enough damage has been done to whatever analytical abilities you may have had.

Reality, how dies it work? Wrote:
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> Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not a Deluded Shitferbrains Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Peekza Posting as Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> > >
> ----------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > > And goddammit I'm going to have to back up
> > > Fattt
> > > > Robbb. Either he said or it was clear from
> > > > context that Bill "Rapist" Clinton was our
> > > first
> > > > professional politician PRESIDENT. Joe
> > > "Molester"
> > > > Biden and Ted "Murderer" Kennedy were
> > certainly
> > > > professional politicians.
> > >
> > > Shouldn't you be saving kids held in a pizza
> > > parlor somewhere? Don't forget to secure
> your
> > > tinfoil hat!
> >
> > So your position is
> >
> > Bill Clinton isn't a rapist.
> > Joe Biden isn't a molester.
> > Ted Kennedy wasn't a murderer.
> >
> > You might want to start taking Parade Magazine.
>
> > Enter the pool from the shallow end.
>
>
> So, your position is either:
> A) that you know of, and are withholding evidence
> of at least three different felonies, thereby
> making you an accomplice, or
> B) the rule of law, and an evidentiary system of
> justice escapes your limited grasp.
>
> You might want to step away from the
> Brietbart/Alex Jones fantasy box. It appears
> enough damage has been done to whatever analytical
> abilities you may have had.

A picture says a thousand words
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Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
by gallagher

“His girl ..is on the other side of the world
And this is WHAT ..has given birth
To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
With the Powers of EARTH.
But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat !!”
Artie Fletcher 2016
Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been brought.
I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a molten center ..Hotshot.
Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can plot
That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever got.
I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be ..good enuf.
I’ve got all the right stuff.
I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
I don’t take ..no guff.
I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
I ain’t no powder puff.
I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of fluff.
I play ruff ..and tuff.
And do it all ..off the cuff.
Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO BE ..enuf.
Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the right stuff.
Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
But physics can’t reverse ..basic human ..hooking up roles.
The one in love ..has just one goal
Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY controls !!
The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a well-publicized play
That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re going
You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
But my style ..is riling ..my party line ..constantly re-dialing
What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s NOT.
I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take off.
My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all while ..staying in fashion.
At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet parking lot
I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar Juggernaut.
But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just queries.
Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or by chance.
And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these unexplained ..long-range
communications (interactions) between entangled partici-pants.
Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
They BOTH just know ..what the other knows ..almost ..in advance.
Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on ..NATURALLY.
Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
For when Love is a witness ..to some funny business
The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what happened ..ACTUALLY.
When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part and parcel
To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this considerable energy drain
Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss ..’till you’ve gargled.
You give them all of your money ..Well almost ..PRACTICALLY.
But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
To your non-sensible senses
Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic FACULTIES.
1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can be felt across a wide ocean
2. And that two heads are better than one ..even for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
3. And that discussing a pre-nup
Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous ballyhoo
Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and hype.
But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions ..your venom.
So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is WHAT I’ll fight
For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on love-life
My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite ..can’t dam it.
It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed ..and fan it.
When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from connecting those lonely dot to dots.
LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go manic.
It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one should panic.
If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a lyin’ mechanic.
It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like ..GIGANTIC.
I can feel ..and I can think
I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where meteors reign.
I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof ..I like to complain.
But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless plain ?
Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your pure)
Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
Is that your wickedest swamp ?
Is that your most explosive volcano ?
Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the ground) where I stomp !
I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t last.
After your mountains ..erode
And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
Then is when ..I’ll get a load
Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run you down.
Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my source-code.
I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her ..or to him ..’till I drown.
If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to dock it
“Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year payload.”
Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
I’m so ballistically ..and holistically ..torpedoed.
Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in the non-verbal.
Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is ..just made ..for turtles.
It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on collision ..of the itineraries
And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy convertible.
It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs ..then goes and turns purple.
It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
Why else WOULD a body
EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’) a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your warm thunder storms.
And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by your frightening ..lightening taser.
Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious ..and blind.
I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale force winds ?
Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and no “actual bite” ?
Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for certain.
Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’ ?
If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just scarecrows
Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man ..and my moxi ?
Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can crumble up ?
Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and outfox me ?
Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try your best to intercept.
Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy spinning ..won’t stop me.
You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on parade.
Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground grumbling
Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially ..afraid.
I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your type.
You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT ..easily
And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically right.
And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
Call in ..both your goons
The SUN ..and the MOON
I don’t scare ..by solar flare
Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d ..like to ride.
Your floods ..can only flow
Your land ..can only slide
But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve got.
Here’s my review of you
You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
You’re just a planet.
And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
But once you understand it
You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand it.
If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and Sanskrit.
But let’s not telegraph it.
The cops might demand ..you remand it.
The courts may ..contraband it
And find a way ..to reprimand it.
But it got sent ..when I scanned it
So who’s to say ..what server will land it
Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be paid.
The End …..for now.
The Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………………….
Your flower beds are still all unmade.
When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a planetarium ?
That’s it for you
As far as a magnetic barrier
You’re not THAT repulsive.
Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just a yappy Terrier.
marshall impartial
bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of thought An afterthought.
taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought = battleship Aquanaut
Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot Whole lot
turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot ..sub-plot kilowatt
flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse …Tiptoed
Misanthrope
Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo Program ..reprogram it
logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram ..Electrocardiogram ..
juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world ..Vishnu
I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
Pilot program it. Apollo program. Electrocardiogram it.
Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome contentious
belligerent antagonistic
Tsunami combative confrontational
A dearth ..of earth
Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure you know it.
Some places you’re abundant
Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you both blow it.
If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly (efficiently perfectly greenly )
you’d grow it.
When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people world-wide depend
You can’t trust your weather ..and just let everything flow.
No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.

One thing that’s never a shit hole is the wonderful land of Omerica! We’re all on the same team when we go to the tmos show dot com and support the show! The tmos show what more can we do for ya heh heh

LISTEN AND I PROMISE YOU. WILL. GET. IT

Tried out our new steel toilet today - surprisingly cold. It took my breath away sitting down. While on the john I noticed my wife has already loosened both grab-bars in under a week of use. She doesnt use them for standing or sitting but rather as a brace upon which to gain purchase while thrashing during her bowel movements - she is very very strong. Also the sewage disposal in the line is very quiet.

The plumber is coming next week to start on our master bath - full tile, hose bib and steel toilet attached to reinforced plates attached to the floor joists. Ill have to see if we can replace the wood blocking behind the grab-bars with some kind of metal plates or braces.

Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
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> Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> by gallagher
>
> “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> With the Powers of EARTH.
> But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> !!”
> Artie Fletcher 2016
> Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> brought.
> I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> molten center ..Hotshot.
> Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love
> ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> plot
> That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
> Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> got.
> I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be
> ..good enuf.
> I’ve got all the right stuff.
> I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> I don’t take ..no guff.
> I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> I ain’t no powder puff.
> I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> fluff.
> I play ruff ..and tuff.
> And do it all ..off the cuff.
> Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO
> BE ..enuf.
> Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> right stuff.
> Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
> But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> ..hooking up roles.
> The one in love ..has just one goal
> Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> controls !!
> The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> well-publicized play
> That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> going
> You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> ..constantly re-dialing
> What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> NOT.
> I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take
> off.
> My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> while ..staying in fashion.
> At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> parking lot
> I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> Juggernaut.
> But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just
> queries.
> Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or
> by chance.
> And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> unexplained ..long-range
> communications (interactions) between entangled
> partici-pants.
> Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> ..almost ..in advance.
> Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> ..NATURALLY.
> Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> business
> The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> happened ..ACTUALLY.
> When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part
> and parcel
> To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> considerable energy drain
> Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss
> ..’till you’ve gargled.
> You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> ..PRACTICALLY.
> But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> To your non-sensible senses
> Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> FACULTIES.
> 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can
> be felt across a wide ocean
> 2. And that two heads are better than one ..even
> for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> ballyhoo
> Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and
> hype.
> But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> ..your venom.
> So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is
> WHAT I’ll fight
> For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on
> love-life
> My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> ..can’t dam it.
> It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> ..and fan it.
> When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie
> the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go
> manic.
> It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one
> should panic.
> If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a
> lyin’ mechanic.
> It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like
> ..GIGANTIC.
> I can feel ..and I can think
> I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> meteors reign.
> I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof
> ..I like to complain.
> But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless
> plain ?
> Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your
> pure)
> Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the
> ground) where I stomp !
> I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
> I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> last.
> After your mountains ..erode
> And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run
> you down.
> Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
> It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> source-code.
> I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to
> dock it
> “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> payload.”
> Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> ..torpedoed.
> Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
> But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in
> the non-verbal.
> Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> ..just made ..for turtles.
> It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> collision ..of the itineraries
> And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> convertible.
> It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs
> ..then goes and turns purple.
> It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> Why else WOULD a body
> EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’)
> a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your
> warm thunder storms.
> And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> your frightening ..lightening taser.
> Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious
> ..and blind.
> I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
> Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> force winds ?
> Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and
> no “actual bite” ?
> Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for
> certain.
> Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’
> ?
> If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just
> scarecrows
> Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> ..and my moxi ?
> Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> crumble up ?
> Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> outfox me ?
> Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try
> your best to intercept.
> Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> spinning ..won’t stop me.
> You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on
> parade.
> Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground
> grumbling
> Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially
> ..afraid.
> I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your
> type.
> You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT
> ..easily
> And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> right.
> And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> Call in ..both your goons
> The SUN ..and the MOON
> I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d
> ..like to ride.
> Your floods ..can only flow
> Your land ..can only slide
> But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
> Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve
> got.
> Here’s my review of you
> You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
> With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> You’re just a planet.
> And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> But once you understand it
> You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> it.
> If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and
> Sanskrit.
> But let’s not telegraph it.
> The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> The courts may ..contraband it
> And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be
> paid.
> The End …..for now.
> The
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
> ………….
> Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> planetarium ?
> That’s it for you
> As far as a magnetic barrier
> You’re not THAT repulsive.
> Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just
> a yappy Terrier.
> marshall impartial
> bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> thought An afterthought.
> taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> battleship Aquanaut
> Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot
> Whole lot
> turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot
> ..sub-plot kilowatt
> flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> …Tiptoed
> Misanthrope
> Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> Program ..reprogram it
> logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram
> ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> ..Electrocardiogram ..
> juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> ..Vishnu
> I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> Electrocardiogram it.
> Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> contentious
> belligerent antagonistic
> Tsunami combative confrontational
> A dearth ..of earth
> Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> you know it.
> Some places you’re abundant
> Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you
> both blow it.
> If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> you’d grow it.
> When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people
> world-wide depend
> You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> everything flow.
> No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.

Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
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> Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> by gallagher
>
> “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> With the Powers of EARTH.
> But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> !!”
> Artie Fletcher 2016
> Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> brought.
> I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> molten center ..Hotshot.
> Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love
> ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> plot
> That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
> Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> got.
> I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be
> ..good enuf.
> I’ve got all the right stuff.
> I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> I don’t take ..no guff.
> I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> I ain’t no powder puff.
> I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> fluff.
> I play ruff ..and tuff.
> And do it all ..off the cuff.
> Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO
> BE ..enuf.
> Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> right stuff.
> Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
> But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> ..hooking up roles.
> The one in love ..has just one goal
> Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> controls !!
> The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> well-publicized play
> That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> going
> You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> ..constantly re-dialing
> What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> NOT.
> I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take
> off.
> My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> while ..staying in fashion.
> At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> parking lot
> I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> Juggernaut.
> But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just
> queries.
> Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or
> by chance.
> And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> unexplained ..long-range
> communications (interactions) between entangled
> partici-pants.
> Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> ..almost ..in advance.
> Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> ..NATURALLY.
> Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> business
> The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> happened ..ACTUALLY.
> When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part
> and parcel
> To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> considerable energy drain
> Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss
> ..’till you’ve gargled.
> You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> ..PRACTICALLY.
> But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> To your non-sensible senses
> Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> FACULTIES.
> 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can
> be felt across a wide ocean
> 2. And that two heads are better than one ..even
> for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> ballyhoo
> Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and
> hype.
> But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> ..your venom.
> So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is
> WHAT I’ll fight
> For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on
> love-life
> My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> ..can’t dam it.
> It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> ..and fan it.
> When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie
> the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go
> manic.
> It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one
> should panic.
> If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a
> lyin’ mechanic.
> It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like
> ..GIGANTIC.
> I can feel ..and I can think
> I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> meteors reign.
> I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof
> ..I like to complain.
> But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless
> plain ?
> Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your
> pure)
> Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the
> ground) where I stomp !
> I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
> I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> last.
> After your mountains ..erode
> And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run
> you down.
> Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
> It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> source-code.
> I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to
> dock it
> “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> payload.”
> Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> ..torpedoed.
> Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
> But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in
> the non-verbal.
> Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> ..just made ..for turtles.
> It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> collision ..of the itineraries
> And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> convertible.
> It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs
> ..then goes and turns purple.
> It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> Why else WOULD a body
> EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’)
> a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your
> warm thunder storms.
> And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> your frightening ..lightening taser.
> Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious
> ..and blind.
> I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
> Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> force winds ?
> Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and
> no “actual bite” ?
> Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for
> certain.
> Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’
> ?
> If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just
> scarecrows
> Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> ..and my moxi ?
> Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> crumble up ?
> Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> outfox me ?
> Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try
> your best to intercept.
> Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> spinning ..won’t stop me.
> You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on
> parade.
> Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground
> grumbling
> Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially
> ..afraid.
> I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your
> type.
> You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT
> ..easily
> And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> right.
> And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> Call in ..both your goons
> The SUN ..and the MOON
> I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d
> ..like to ride.
> Your floods ..can only flow
> Your land ..can only slide
> But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
> Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve
> got.
> Here’s my review of you
> You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
> With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> You’re just a planet.
> And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> But once you understand it
> You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> it.
> If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and
> Sanskrit.
> But let’s not telegraph it.
> The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> The courts may ..contraband it
> And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be
> paid.
> The End …..for now.
> The
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
> ………….
> Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> planetarium ?
> That’s it for you
> As far as a magnetic barrier
> You’re not THAT repulsive.
> Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just
> a yappy Terrier.
> marshall impartial
> bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> thought An afterthought.
> taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> battleship Aquanaut
> Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot
> Whole lot
> turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot
> ..sub-plot kilowatt
> flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> …Tiptoed
> Misanthrope
> Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> Program ..reprogram it
> logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram
> ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> ..Electrocardiogram ..
> juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> ..Vishnu
> I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> Electrocardiogram it.
> Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> contentious
> belligerent antagonistic
> Tsunami combative confrontational
> A dearth ..of earth
> Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> you know it.
> Some places you’re abundant
> Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you
> both blow it.
> If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> you’d grow it.
> When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people
> world-wide depend
> You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> everything flow.
> No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> by gallagher
>
> “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> With the Powers of EARTH.
> But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> !!”
> Artie Fletcher 2016
> Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> brought.
> I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> molten center ..Hotshot.
> Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love
> ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> plot
> That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
> Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> got.
> I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be
> ..good enuf.
> I’ve got all the right stuff.
> I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> I don’t take ..no guff.
> I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> I ain’t no powder puff.
> I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> fluff.
> I play ruff ..and tuff.
> And do it all ..off the cuff.
> Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO
> BE ..enuf.
> Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> right stuff.
> Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
> But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> ..hooking up roles.
> The one in love ..has just one goal
> Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> controls !!
> The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> well-publicized play
> That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> going
> You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> ..constantly re-dialing
> What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> NOT.
> I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take
> off.
> My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> while ..staying in fashion.
> At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> parking lot
> I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> Juggernaut.
> But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just
> queries.
> Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or
> by chance.
> And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> unexplained ..long-range
> communications (interactions) between entangled
> partici-pants.
> Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> ..almost ..in advance.
> Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> ..NATURALLY.
> Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> business
> The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> happened ..ACTUALLY.
> When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part
> and parcel
> To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> considerable energy drain
> Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss
> ..’till you’ve gargled.
> You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> ..PRACTICALLY.
> But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> To your non-sensible senses
> Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> FACULTIES.
> 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can
> be felt across a wide ocean
> 2. And that two heads are better than one ..even
> for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> ballyhoo
> Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and
> hype.
> But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> ..your venom.
> So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is
> WHAT I’ll fight
> For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on
> love-life
> My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> ..can’t dam it.
> It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> ..and fan it.
> When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie
> the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go
> manic.
> It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one
> should panic.
> If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a
> lyin’ mechanic.
> It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like
> ..GIGANTIC.
> I can feel ..and I can think
> I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> meteors reign.
> I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof
> ..I like to complain.
> But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless
> plain ?
> Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your
> pure)
> Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the
> ground) where I stomp !
> I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
> I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> last.
> After your mountains ..erode
> And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run
> you down.
> Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
> It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> source-code.
> I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to
> dock it
> “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> payload.”
> Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> ..torpedoed.
> Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
> But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in
> the non-verbal.
> Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> ..just made ..for turtles.
> It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> collision ..of the itineraries
> And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> convertible.
> It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs
> ..then goes and turns purple.
> It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> Why else WOULD a body
> EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’)
> a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your
> warm thunder storms.
> And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> your frightening ..lightening taser.
> Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious
> ..and blind.
> I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
> Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> force winds ?
> Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and
> no “actual bite” ?
> Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for
> certain.
> Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’
> ?
> If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just
> scarecrows
> Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> ..and my moxi ?
> Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> crumble up ?
> Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> outfox me ?
> Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try
> your best to intercept.
> Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> spinning ..won’t stop me.
> You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on
> parade.
> Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground
> grumbling
> Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially
> ..afraid.
> I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your
> type.
> You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT
> ..easily
> And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> right.
> And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> Call in ..both your goons
> The SUN ..and the MOON
> I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d
> ..like to ride.
> Your floods ..can only flow
> Your land ..can only slide
> But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
> Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve
> got.
> Here’s my review of you
> You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
> With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> You’re just a planet.
> And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> But once you understand it
> You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> it.
> If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and
> Sanskrit.
> But let’s not telegraph it.
> The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> The courts may ..contraband it
> And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be
> paid.
> The End …..for now.
> The
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
> ………….
> Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> planetarium ?
> That’s it for you
> As far as a magnetic barrier
> You’re not THAT repulsive.
> Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just
> a yappy Terrier.
> marshall impartial
> bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> thought An afterthought.
> taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> battleship Aquanaut
> Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot
> Whole lot
> turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot
> ..sub-plot kilowatt
> flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> …Tiptoed
> Misanthrope
> Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> Program ..reprogram it
> logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram
> ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> ..Electrocardiogram ..
> juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> ..Vishnu
> I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> Electrocardiogram it.
> Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> contentious
> belligerent antagonistic
> Tsunami combative confrontational
> A dearth ..of earth
> Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> you know it.
> Some places you’re abundant
> Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you
> both blow it.
> If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> you’d grow it.
> When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people
> world-wide depend
> You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> everything flow.
> No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> by gallagher
>
> “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> With the Powers of EARTH.
> But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> !!”
> Artie Fletcher 2016
> Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> brought.
> I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> molten center ..Hotshot.
> Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love
> ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> plot
> That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
> Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> got.
> I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be
> ..good enuf.
> I’ve got all the right stuff.
> I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> I don’t take ..no guff.
> I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> I ain’t no powder puff.
> I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> fluff.
> I play ruff ..and tuff.
> And do it all ..off the cuff.
> Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO
> BE ..enuf.
> Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> right stuff.
> Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
> But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> ..hooking up roles.
> The one in love ..has just one goal
> Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> controls !!
> The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> well-publicized play
> That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> going
> You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> ..constantly re-dialing
> What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> NOT.
> I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take
> off.
> My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> while ..staying in fashion.
> At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> parking lot
> I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> Juggernaut.
> But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just
> queries.
> Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or
> by chance.
> And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> unexplained ..long-range
> communications (interactions) between entangled
> partici-pants.
> Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> ..almost ..in advance.
> Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> ..NATURALLY.
> Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> business
> The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> happened ..ACTUALLY.
> When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part
> and parcel
> To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> considerable energy drain
> Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss
> ..’till you’ve gargled.
> You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> ..PRACTICALLY.
> But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> To your non-sensible senses
> Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> FACULTIES.
> 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can
> be felt across a wide ocean
> 2. And that two heads are better than one ..even
> for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> ballyhoo
> Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and
> hype.
> But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> ..your venom.
> So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is
> WHAT I’ll fight
> For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on
> love-life
> My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> ..can’t dam it.
> It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> ..and fan it.
> When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie
> the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go
> manic.
> It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one
> should panic.
> If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a
> lyin’ mechanic.
> It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like
> ..GIGANTIC.
> I can feel ..and I can think
> I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> meteors reign.
> I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof
> ..I like to complain.
> But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless
> plain ?
> Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your
> pure)
> Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the
> ground) where I stomp !
> I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
> I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> last.
> After your mountains ..erode
> And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run
> you down.
> Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
> It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> source-code.
> I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to
> dock it
> “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> payload.”
> Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> ..torpedoed.
> Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
> But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in
> the non-verbal.
> Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> ..just made ..for turtles.
> It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> collision ..of the itineraries
> And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> convertible.
> It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs
> ..then goes and turns purple.
> It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> Why else WOULD a body
> EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’)
> a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your
> warm thunder storms.
> And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> your frightening ..lightening taser.
> Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious
> ..and blind.
> I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
> Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> force winds ?
> Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and
> no “actual bite” ?
> Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for
> certain.
> Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’
> ?
> If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just
> scarecrows
> Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> ..and my moxi ?
> Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> crumble up ?
> Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> outfox me ?
> Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try
> your best to intercept.
> Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> spinning ..won’t stop me.
> You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on
> parade.
> Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground
> grumbling
> Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially
> ..afraid.
> I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your
> type.
> You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT
> ..easily
> And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> right.
> And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> Call in ..both your goons
> The SUN ..and the MOON
> I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d
> ..like to ride.
> Your floods ..can only flow
> Your land ..can only slide
> But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
> Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve
> got.
> Here’s my review of you
> You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
> With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> You’re just a planet.
> And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> But once you understand it
> You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> it.
> If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and
> Sanskrit.
> But let’s not telegraph it.
> The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> The courts may ..contraband it
> And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be
> paid.
> The End …..for now.
> The
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
> ………….
> Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> planetarium ?
> That’s it for you
> As far as a magnetic barrier
> You’re not THAT repulsive.
> Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just
> a yappy Terrier.
> marshall impartial
> bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> thought An afterthought.
> taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> battleship Aquanaut
> Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot
> Whole lot
> turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot
> ..sub-plot kilowatt
> flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> …Tiptoed
> Misanthrope
> Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> Program ..reprogram it
> logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram
> ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> ..Electrocardiogram ..
> juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> ..Vishnu
> I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> Electrocardiogram it.
> Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> contentious
> belligerent antagonistic
> Tsunami combative confrontational
> A dearth ..of earth
> Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> you know it.
> Some places you’re abundant
> Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you
> both blow it.
> If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> you’d grow it.
> When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people
> world-wide depend
> You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> everything flow.
> No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.


TL;DR

Empty barrels make the most noise, Mike.

Mike still sucks.

Blobb is the ULTIMATE ass kisser.

Oscar and Pony are cool.

Hey, apostrophe ASS face! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> > by gallagher
> >
> > “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> > And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> > To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> > With the Powers of EARTH.
> > But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> > And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> > This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> > !!”
> > Artie Fletcher 2016
> > Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> > Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> > That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> > Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> > brought.
> > I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> > Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> > You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> > But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> > You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> > molten center ..Hotshot.
> > Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with
> Love
> > ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> > From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> > BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> > plot
> > That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL
> thoughts.
> > Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> > Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> > got.
> > I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> > I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone
> be
> > ..good enuf.
> > I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> > I don’t take ..no guff.
> > I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> > I ain’t no powder puff.
> > I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> > fluff.
> > I play ruff ..and tuff.
> > And do it all ..off the cuff.
> > Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone
> ..TO
> > BE ..enuf.
> > Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> > right stuff.
> > Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse
> poles
> > But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> > ..hooking up roles.
> > The one in love ..has just one goal
> > Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> > controls !!
> > The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> > well-publicized play
> > That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> > So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> > going
> > You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> > But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> > ..constantly re-dialing
> > What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> > NOT.
> > I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> > So get away from my runway ..I’m about to
> take
> > off.
> > My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> > I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> > while ..staying in fashion.
> > At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> > parking lot
> > I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> > Juggernaut.
> > But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers
> ..just
> > queries.
> > Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim
> ..or
> > by chance.
> > And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> > unexplained ..long-range
> > communications (interactions) between entangled
> > partici-pants.
> > Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> > Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> > Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> > They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> > ..almost ..in advance.
> > Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> > ..NATURALLY.
> > Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> > For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> > business
> > The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> > happened ..ACTUALLY.
> > When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique
> ..part
> > and parcel
> > To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> > Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> > considerable energy drain
> > Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> > While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> > You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> > Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t
> kiss
> > ..’till you’ve gargled.
> > You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> > ..PRACTICALLY.
> > But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> > To your non-sensible senses
> > Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> > FACULTIES.
> > 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings
> can
> > be felt across a wide ocean
> > 2. And that two heads are better than one
> ..even
> > for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> > 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> > Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> > ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> > Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> > ballyhoo
> > Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla
> ..and
> > hype.
> > But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> > ..your venom.
> > So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like
> ..is
> > WHAT I’ll fight
> > For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease
> on
> > love-life
> > My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> > LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> > ..can’t dam it.
> > It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> > ..and fan it.
> > When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and
> tie
> > the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> > Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> > connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> > LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not
> go
> > manic.
> > It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no
> one
> > should panic.
> > If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like
> a
> > lyin’ mechanic.
> > It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> > Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s
> like
> > ..GIGANTIC.
> > I can feel ..and I can think
> > I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> > And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> > meteors reign.
> > I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as
> proof
> > ..I like to complain.
> > But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> > And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> > Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> > And is Siberia ..your most disheartening
> ..endless
> > plain ?
> > Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> > Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> > Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> > Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure
> your
> > pure)
> > Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> > Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> > Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> > Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is
> (the
> > ground) where I stomp !
> > I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden
> crevasse.
> > I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> > Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> > A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> > Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> > last.
> > After your mountains ..erode
> > And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> > Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> > Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> > And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll
> run
> > you down.
> > Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to
> town.
> > It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> > source-code.
> > I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> > To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> > ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> > If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket
> ..to
> > dock it
> > “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> > payload.”
> > Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> > Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> > She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> > She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> > If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> > I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> > ..torpedoed.
> > Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> > Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> > Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> > LOVE has a heavy need for listening and
> talking.
> > But it’s also physically rich and Fertile
> ..in
> > the non-verbal.
> > Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> > ..just made ..for turtles.
> > It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> > ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> > Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> > collision ..of the itineraries
> > And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> > convertible.
> > It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail
> throbs
> > ..then goes and turns purple.
> > It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> > over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> > Why else WOULD a body
> > EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about
> (wearin’)
> > a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> > Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of
> your
> > warm thunder storms.
> > And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> > your frightening ..lightening taser.
> > Your sinkholes only undermine .. the
> unconscious
> > ..and blind.
> > I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose
> icebergs
> > Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> > Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> > force winds ?
> > Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> > ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> > Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark”
> ..and
> > no “actual bite” ?
> > Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> > Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing
> for
> > certain.
> > Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> > Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> > Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call
> astoundin’
> > ?
> > If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> > On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> > If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> > What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> > Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or
> just
> > scarecrows
> > Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> > ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> > Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> > ..and my moxi ?
> > Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> > crumble up ?
> > Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> > outfox me ?
> > Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect.
> ..Try
> > your best to intercept.
> > Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> > spinning ..won’t stop me.
> > You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade
> on
> > parade.
> > Your subterranean rumbling ..and your
> underground
> > grumbling
> > Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT
> ..terrestrially
> > ..afraid.
> > I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know
> your
> > type.
> > You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> > Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not
> THAT
> > ..easily
> > And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> > right.
> > And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> > everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> > Call in ..both your goons
> > The SUN ..and the MOON
> > I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> > Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> > Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> > Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as
> I’d
> > ..like to ride.
> > Your floods ..can only flow
> > Your land ..can only slide
> > But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> > I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> > Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my
> head.
> > Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> > And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> > ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> > So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> > But if asteroids and comets ..is all that
> you’ve
> > got.
> > Here’s my review of you
> > You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> > At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick
> shop
> > With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> > But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> > You’re just a planet.
> > And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> > But once you understand it
> > You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> > LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> > When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> > it.
> > If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> > This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses
> ..and
> > Sanskrit.
> > But let’s not telegraph it.
> > The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> > The courts may ..contraband it
> > And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> > But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> > So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> > Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> > And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should
> be
> > paid.
> > The End …..for now.
> > The
> >
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
>
> > ………….
> > Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> > When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> > planetarium ?
> > That’s it for you
> > As far as a magnetic barrier
> > You’re not THAT repulsive.
> > Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> > Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re
> just
> > a yappy Terrier.
> > marshall impartial
> > bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> > thought An afterthought.
> > taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> > battleship Aquanaut
> > Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak
> spot
> > Whole lot
> > turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty
> spot
> > ..sub-plot kilowatt
> > flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> > caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> > Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> > ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> > ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> > sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> > bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> > …Tiptoed
> > Misanthrope
> > Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> > Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> > Program ..reprogram it
> > logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it
> ..mammogram
> > ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> > ..Electrocardiogram ..
> > juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> > ..Vishnu
> > I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> > Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> > Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> > Electrocardiogram it.
> > Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> > contentious
> > belligerent antagonistic
> > Tsunami combative confrontational
> > A dearth ..of earth
> > Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> > you know it.
> > Some places you’re abundant
> > Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and
> you
> > both blow it.
> > If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> > (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> > you’d grow it.
> > When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry
> people
> > world-wide depend
> > You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> > everything flow.
> > No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
>
> Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> > by gallagher
> >
> > “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> > And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> > To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> > With the Powers of EARTH.
> > But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> > And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> > This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> > !!”
> > Artie Fletcher 2016
> > Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> > Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> > That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> > Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> > brought.
> > I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> > Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> > You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> > But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> > You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> > molten center ..Hotshot.
> > Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with
> Love
> > ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> > From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> > BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> > plot
> > That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL
> thoughts.
> > Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> > Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> > got.
> > I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> > I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone
> be
> > ..good enuf.
> > I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> > I don’t take ..no guff.
> > I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> > I ain’t no powder puff.
> > I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> > fluff.
> > I play ruff ..and tuff.
> > And do it all ..off the cuff.
> > Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone
> ..TO
> > BE ..enuf.
> > Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> > right stuff.
> > Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse
> poles
> > But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> > ..hooking up roles.
> > The one in love ..has just one goal
> > Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> > controls !!
> > The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> > well-publicized play
> > That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> > So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> > going
> > You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> > But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> > ..constantly re-dialing
> > What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> > NOT.
> > I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> > So get away from my runway ..I’m about to
> take
> > off.
> > My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> > I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> > while ..staying in fashion.
> > At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> > parking lot
> > I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> > Juggernaut.
> > But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers
> ..just
> > queries.
> > Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim
> ..or
> > by chance.
> > And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> > unexplained ..long-range
> > communications (interactions) between entangled
> > partici-pants.
> > Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> > Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> > Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> > They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> > ..almost ..in advance.
> > Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> > ..NATURALLY.
> > Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> > For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> > business
> > The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> > happened ..ACTUALLY.
> > When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique
> ..part
> > and parcel
> > To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> > Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> > considerable energy drain
> > Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> > While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> > You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> > Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t
> kiss
> > ..’till you’ve gargled.
> > You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> > ..PRACTICALLY.
> > But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> > To your non-sensible senses
> > Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> > FACULTIES.
> > 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings
> can
> > be felt across a wide ocean
> > 2. And that two heads are better than one
> ..even
> > for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> > 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> > Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> > ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> > Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> > ballyhoo
> > Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla
> ..and
> > hype.
> > But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> > ..your venom.
> > So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like
> ..is
> > WHAT I’ll fight
> > For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease
> on
> > love-life
> > My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> > LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> > ..can’t dam it.
> > It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> > ..and fan it.
> > When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and
> tie
> > the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> > Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> > connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> > LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not
> go
> > manic.
> > It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no
> one
> > should panic.
> > If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like
> a
> > lyin’ mechanic.
> > It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> > Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s
> like
> > ..GIGANTIC.
> > I can feel ..and I can think
> > I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> > And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> > meteors reign.
> > I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as
> proof
> > ..I like to complain.
> > But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> > And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> > Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> > And is Siberia ..your most disheartening
> ..endless
> > plain ?
> > Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> > Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> > Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> > Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure
> your
> > pure)
> > Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> > Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> > Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> > Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is
> (the
> > ground) where I stomp !
> > I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden
> crevasse.
> > I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> > Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> > A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> > Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> > last.
> > After your mountains ..erode
> > And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> > Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> > Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> > And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll
> run
> > you down.
> > Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to
> town.
> > It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> > source-code.
> > I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> > To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> > ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> > If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket
> ..to
> > dock it
> > “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> > payload.”
> > Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> > Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> > She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> > She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> > If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> > I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> > ..torpedoed.
> > Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> > Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> > Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> > LOVE has a heavy need for listening and
> talking.
> > But it’s also physically rich and Fertile
> ..in
> > the non-verbal.
> > Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> > ..just made ..for turtles.
> > It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> > ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> > Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> > collision ..of the itineraries
> > And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> > convertible.
> > It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail
> throbs
> > ..then goes and turns purple.
> > It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> > over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> > Why else WOULD a body
> > EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about
> (wearin’)
> > a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> > Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of
> your
> > warm thunder storms.
> > And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> > your frightening ..lightening taser.
> > Your sinkholes only undermine .. the
> unconscious
> > ..and blind.
> > I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose
> icebergs
> > Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> > Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> > force winds ?
> > Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> > ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> > Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark”
> ..and
> > no “actual bite” ?
> > Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> > Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing
> for
> > certain.
> > Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> > Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> > Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call
> astoundin’
> > ?
> > If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> > On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> > If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> > What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> > Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or
> just
> > scarecrows
> > Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> > ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> > Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> > ..and my moxi ?
> > Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> > crumble up ?
> > Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> > outfox me ?
> > Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect.
> ..Try
> > your best to intercept.
> > Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> > spinning ..won’t stop me.
> > You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade
> on
> > parade.
> > Your subterranean rumbling ..and your
> underground
> > grumbling
> > Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT
> ..terrestrially
> > ..afraid.
> > I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know
> your
> > type.
> > You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> > Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not
> THAT
> > ..easily
> > And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> > right.
> > And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> > everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> > Call in ..both your goons
> > The SUN ..and the MOON
> > I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> > Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> > Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> > Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as
> I’d
> > ..like to ride.
> > Your floods ..can only flow
> > Your land ..can only slide
> > But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> > I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> > Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my
> head.
> > Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> > And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> > ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> > So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> > But if asteroids and comets ..is all that
> you’ve
> > got.
> > Here’s my review of you
> > You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> > At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick
> shop
> > With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> > But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> > You’re just a planet.
> > And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> > But once you understand it
> > You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> > LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> > When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> > it.
> > If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> > This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses
> ..and
> > Sanskrit.
> > But let’s not telegraph it.
> > The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> > The courts may ..contraband it
> > And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> > But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> > So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> > Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> > And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should
> be
> > paid.
> > The End …..for now.
> > The
> >
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
>
> > ………….
> > Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> > When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> > planetarium ?
> > That’s it for you
> > As far as a magnetic barrier
> > You’re not THAT repulsive.
> > Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> > Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re
> just
> > a yappy Terrier.
> > marshall impartial
> > bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> > thought An afterthought.
> > taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> > battleship Aquanaut
> > Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak
> spot
> > Whole lot
> > turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty
> spot
> > ..sub-plot kilowatt
> > flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> > caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> > Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> > ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> > ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> > sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> > bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> > …Tiptoed
> > Misanthrope
> > Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> > Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> > Program ..reprogram it
> > logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it
> ..mammogram
> > ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> > ..Electrocardiogram ..
> > juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> > ..Vishnu
> > I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> > Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> > Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> > Electrocardiogram it.
> > Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> > contentious
> > belligerent antagonistic
> > Tsunami combative confrontational
> > A dearth ..of earth
> > Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> > you know it.
> > Some places you’re abundant
> > Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and
> you
> > both blow it.
> > If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> > (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> > you’d grow it.
> > When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry
> people
> > world-wide depend
> > You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> > everything flow.
> > No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
> Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> > by gallagher
> >
> > “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> > And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> > To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> > With the Powers of EARTH.
> > But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> > And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> > This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> > !!”
> > Artie Fletcher 2016
> > Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> > Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> > That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> > Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> > brought.
> > I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> > Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> > You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> > But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> > You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> > molten center ..Hotshot.
> > Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with
> Love
> > ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> > From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> > BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> > plot
> > That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL
> thoughts.
> > Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> > Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> > got.
> > I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> > I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone
> be
> > ..good enuf.
> > I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> > I don’t take ..no guff.
> > I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> > I ain’t no powder puff.
> > I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> > fluff.
> > I play ruff ..and tuff.
> > And do it all ..off the cuff.
> > Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone
> ..TO
> > BE ..enuf.
> > Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> > right stuff.
> > Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse
> poles
> > But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> > ..hooking up roles.
> > The one in love ..has just one goal
> > Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> > controls !!
> > The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> > well-publicized play
> > That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> > So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> > going
> > You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> > But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> > ..constantly re-dialing
> > What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> > NOT.
> > I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> > So get away from my runway ..I’m about to
> take
> > off.
> > My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> > I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> > while ..staying in fashion.
> > At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> > parking lot
> > I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> > Juggernaut.
> > But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers
> ..just
> > queries.
> > Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim
> ..or
> > by chance.
> > And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> > unexplained ..long-range
> > communications (interactions) between entangled
> > partici-pants.
> > Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> > Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> > Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> > They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> > ..almost ..in advance.
> > Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> > ..NATURALLY.
> > Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> > For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> > business
> > The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> > happened ..ACTUALLY.
> > When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique
> ..part
> > and parcel
> > To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> > Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> > considerable energy drain
> > Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> > While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> > You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> > Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t
> kiss
> > ..’till you’ve gargled.
> > You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> > ..PRACTICALLY.
> > But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> > To your non-sensible senses
> > Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> > FACULTIES.
> > 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings
> can
> > be felt across a wide ocean
> > 2. And that two heads are better than one
> ..even
> > for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> > 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> > Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> > ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> > Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> > ballyhoo
> > Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla
> ..and
> > hype.
> > But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> > ..your venom.
> > So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like
> ..is
> > WHAT I’ll fight
> > For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease
> on
> > love-life
> > My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> > LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> > ..can’t dam it.
> > It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> > ..and fan it.
> > When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and
> tie
> > the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> > Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> > connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> > LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not
> go
> > manic.
> > It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no
> one
> > should panic.
> > If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like
> a
> > lyin’ mechanic.
> > It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> > Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s
> like
> > ..GIGANTIC.
> > I can feel ..and I can think
> > I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> > And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> > meteors reign.
> > I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as
> proof
> > ..I like to complain.
> > But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> > And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> > Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> > And is Siberia ..your most disheartening
> ..endless
> > plain ?
> > Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> > Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> > Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> > Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure
> your
> > pure)
> > Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> > Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> > Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> > Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is
> (the
> > ground) where I stomp !
> > I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden
> crevasse.
> > I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> > Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> > A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> > Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> > last.
> > After your mountains ..erode
> > And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> > Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> > Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> > And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll
> run
> > you down.
> > Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to
> town.
> > It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> > source-code.
> > I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> > To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> > ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> > If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket
> ..to
> > dock it
> > “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> > payload.”
> > Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> > Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> > She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> > She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> > If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> > I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> > ..torpedoed.
> > Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> > Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> > Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> > LOVE has a heavy need for listening and
> talking.
> > But it’s also physically rich and Fertile
> ..in
> > the non-verbal.
> > Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> > ..just made ..for turtles.
> > It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> > ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> > Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> > collision ..of the itineraries
> > And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> > convertible.
> > It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail
> throbs
> > ..then goes and turns purple.
> > It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> > over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> > Why else WOULD a body
> > EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about
> (wearin’)
> > a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> > Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of
> your
> > warm thunder storms.
> > And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> > your frightening ..lightening taser.
> > Your sinkholes only undermine .. the
> unconscious
> > ..and blind.
> > I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose
> icebergs
> > Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> > Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> > force winds ?
> > Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> > ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> > Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark”
> ..and
> > no “actual bite” ?
> > Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> > Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing
> for
> > certain.
> > Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> > Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> > Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call
> astoundin’
> > ?
> > If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> > On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> > If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> > What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> > Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or
> just
> > scarecrows
> > Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> > ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> > Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> > ..and my moxi ?
> > Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> > crumble up ?
> > Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> > outfox me ?
> > Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect.
> ..Try
> > your best to intercept.
> > Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> > spinning ..won’t stop me.
> > You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade
> on
> > parade.
> > Your subterranean rumbling ..and your
> underground
> > grumbling
> > Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT
> ..terrestrially
> > ..afraid.
> > I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know
> your
> > type.
> > You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> > Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not
> THAT
> > ..easily
> > And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> > right.
> > And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> > everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> > Call in ..both your goons
> > The SUN ..and the MOON
> > I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> > Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> > Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> > Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as
> I’d
> > ..like to ride.
> > Your floods ..can only flow
> > Your land ..can only slide
> > But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> > I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> > Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my
> head.
> > Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> > And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> > ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> > So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> > But if asteroids and comets ..is all that
> you’ve
> > got.
> > Here’s my review of you
> > You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> > At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick
> shop
> > With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> > But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> > You’re just a planet.
> > And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> > But once you understand it
> > You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> > LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> > When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> > it.
> > If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> > This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses
> ..and
> > Sanskrit.
> > But let’s not telegraph it.
> > The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> > The courts may ..contraband it
> > And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> > But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> > So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> > Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> > And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should
> be
> > paid.
> > The End …..for now.
> > The
> >
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
>
> > ………….
> > Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> > When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> > planetarium ?
> > That’s it for you
> > As far as a magnetic barrier
> > You’re not THAT repulsive.
> > Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> > Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re
> just
> > a yappy Terrier.
> > marshall impartial
> > bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> > thought An afterthought.
> > taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> > battleship Aquanaut
> > Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak
> spot
> > Whole lot
> > turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty
> spot
> > ..sub-plot kilowatt
> > flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> > caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> > Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> > ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> > ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> > sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> > bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> > …Tiptoed
> > Misanthrope
> > Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> > Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> > Program ..reprogram it
> > logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it
> ..mammogram
> > ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> > ..Electrocardiogram ..
> > juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> > ..Vishnu
> > I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> > Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> > Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> > Electrocardiogram it.
> > Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> > contentious
> > belligerent antagonistic
> > Tsunami combative confrontational
> > A dearth ..of earth
> > Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> > you know it.
> > Some places you’re abundant
> > Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and
> you
> > both blow it.
> > If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> > (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> > you’d grow it.
> > When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry
> people
> > world-wide depend
> > You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> > everything flow.
> > No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
> Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> > by gallagher
> >
> > “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> > And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> > To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> > With the Powers of EARTH.
> > But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> > And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> > This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> > !!”
> > Artie Fletcher 2016
> > Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> > Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> > That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> > Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> > brought.
> > I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> > Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> > You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> > But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> > You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> > molten center ..Hotshot.
> > Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with
> Love
> > ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> > From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> > BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> > plot
> > That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL
> thoughts.
> > Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> > Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> > got.
> > I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> > I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone
> be
> > ..good enuf.
> > I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> > I don’t take ..no guff.
> > I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> > I ain’t no powder puff.
> > I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> > fluff.
> > I play ruff ..and tuff.
> > And do it all ..off the cuff.
> > Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> > Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone
> ..TO
> > BE ..enuf.
> > Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> > right stuff.
> > Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse
> poles
> > But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> > ..hooking up roles.
> > The one in love ..has just one goal
> > Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> > controls !!
> > The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> > well-publicized play
> > That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> > So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> > going
> > You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> > But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> > ..constantly re-dialing
> > What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> > NOT.
> > I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> > So get away from my runway ..I’m about to
> take
> > off.
> > My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> > I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> > while ..staying in fashion.
> > At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> > parking lot
> > I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> > Juggernaut.
> > But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers
> ..just
> > queries.
> > Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim
> ..or
> > by chance.
> > And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> > unexplained ..long-range
> > communications (interactions) between entangled
> > partici-pants.
> > Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> > Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> > Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> > They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> > ..almost ..in advance.
> > Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> > ..NATURALLY.
> > Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> > For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> > business
> > The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> > happened ..ACTUALLY.
> > When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique
> ..part
> > and parcel
> > To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> > Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> > considerable energy drain
> > Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> > While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> > You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> > Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t
> kiss
> > ..’till you’ve gargled.
> > You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> > ..PRACTICALLY.
> > But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> > To your non-sensible senses
> > Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> > FACULTIES.
> > 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings
> can
> > be felt across a wide ocean
> > 2. And that two heads are better than one
> ..even
> > for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> > 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> > Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> > ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> > Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> > ballyhoo
> > Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla
> ..and
> > hype.
> > But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> > ..your venom.
> > So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like
> ..is
> > WHAT I’ll fight
> > For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease
> on
> > love-life
> > My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> > LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> > ..can’t dam it.
> > It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> > ..and fan it.
> > When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and
> tie
> > the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> > Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> > connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> > LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not
> go
> > manic.
> > It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no
> one
> > should panic.
> > If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like
> a
> > lyin’ mechanic.
> > It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> > Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s
> like
> > ..GIGANTIC.
> > I can feel ..and I can think
> > I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> > And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> > meteors reign.
> > I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as
> proof
> > ..I like to complain.
> > But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> > And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> > Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> > And is Siberia ..your most disheartening
> ..endless
> > plain ?
> > Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> > Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> > Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> > Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure
> your
> > pure)
> > Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> > Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> > Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> > Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is
> (the
> > ground) where I stomp !
> > I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden
> crevasse.
> > I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> > Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> > A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> > Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> > last.
> > After your mountains ..erode
> > And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> > Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> > Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> > And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll
> run
> > you down.
> > Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to
> town.
> > It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> > source-code.
> > I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> > To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> > ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> > If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket
> ..to
> > dock it
> > “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> > payload.”
> > Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> > Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> > She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> > She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> > If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> > I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> > ..torpedoed.
> > Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> > Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> > Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> > LOVE has a heavy need for listening and
> talking.
> > But it’s also physically rich and Fertile
> ..in
> > the non-verbal.
> > Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> > ..just made ..for turtles.
> > It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> > ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> > Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> > collision ..of the itineraries
> > And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> > convertible.
> > It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail
> throbs
> > ..then goes and turns purple.
> > It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> > over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> > Why else WOULD a body
> > EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about
> (wearin’)
> > a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> > Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of
> your
> > warm thunder storms.
> > And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> > your frightening ..lightening taser.
> > Your sinkholes only undermine .. the
> unconscious
> > ..and blind.
> > I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose
> icebergs
> > Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> > Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> > force winds ?
> > Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> > ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> > Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark”
> ..and
> > no “actual bite” ?
> > Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> > Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing
> for
> > certain.
> > Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> > Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> > Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call
> astoundin’
> > ?
> > If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> > On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> > If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> > What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> > Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or
> just
> > scarecrows
> > Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> > ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> > Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> > ..and my moxi ?
> > Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> > crumble up ?
> > Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> > outfox me ?
> > Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect.
> ..Try
> > your best to intercept.
> > Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> > spinning ..won’t stop me.
> > You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade
> on
> > parade.
> > Your subterranean rumbling ..and your
> underground
> > grumbling
> > Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT
> ..terrestrially
> > ..afraid.
> > I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know
> your
> > type.
> > You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> > Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not
> THAT
> > ..easily
> > And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> > right.
> > And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> > everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> > Call in ..both your goons
> > The SUN ..and the MOON
> > I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> > Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> > Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> > Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as
> I’d
> > ..like to ride.
> > Your floods ..can only flow
> > Your land ..can only slide
> > But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> > I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> > Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my
> head.
> > Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> > And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> > ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> > So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> > But if asteroids and comets ..is all that
> you’ve
> > got.
> > Here’s my review of you
> > You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> > At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick
> shop
> > With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> > But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> > You’re just a planet.
> > And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> > But once you understand it
> > You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> > LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> > When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> > it.
> > If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> > This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses
> ..and
> > Sanskrit.
> > But let’s not telegraph it.
> > The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> > The courts may ..contraband it
> > And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> > But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> > So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> > Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> > And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should
> be
> > paid.
> > The End …..for now.
> > The
> >
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
>
> > ………….
> > Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> > When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> > planetarium ?
> > That’s it for you
> > As far as a magnetic barrier
> > You’re not THAT repulsive.
> > Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> > Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re
> just
> > a yappy Terrier.
> > marshall impartial
> > bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> > thought An afterthought.
> > taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> > battleship Aquanaut
> > Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak
> spot
> > Whole lot
> > turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty
> spot
> > ..sub-plot kilowatt
> > flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> > caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> > Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> > ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> > ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> > sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> > bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> > …Tiptoed
> > Misanthrope
> > Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> > Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> > Program ..reprogram it
> > logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it
> ..mammogram
> > ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> > ..Electrocardiogram ..
> > juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> > ..Vishnu
> > I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> > Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> > Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> > Electrocardiogram it.
> > Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> > contentious
> > belligerent antagonistic
> > Tsunami combative confrontational
> > A dearth ..of earth
> > Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> > you know it.
> > Some places you’re abundant
> > Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and
> you
> > both blow it.
> > If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> > (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> > you’d grow it.
> > When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry
> people
> > world-wide depend
> > You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> > everything flow.
> > No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.
>
>
>











































































TL;DR

Hey SDM, thanks for pushing us onto page 1000!

Would I be considered gay if I masturbate to Robb?

Rob and Joe are now recording their podcast in their new studio in Joe's home. They're talking about renting it out to other podcasts.

In competition with Oscar's side gig there.

Reality, how dies it work? Wrote:

> So, your position is either:
> A) that you know of, and are withholding evidence
> of at least three different felonies, thereby
> making you an accomplice, or
> B) the rule of law, and an evidentiary system of
> justice escapes your limited grasp.
>
> You might want to step away from the
> Brietbart/Alex Jones fantasy box. It appears
> enough damage has been done to whatever analytical
> abilities you may have had.

No BITCH. Neither withholding evidence nor stating stuff that's publicly known makes me an accomplice. Law school, BITCH. Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broadrick, among others, when he wasn't telling Paula Jones to "klss it". Joe Biden has been photographed and videoed molesting, and Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne.

It's all from the Washington Post, I don't see how Breitbart fits into it.

Has Mike revealed who his new co-host is yet, starting in February?

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Would I be considered gay if I masturbate to Robb?

Not necessarily, just the oddest and perhaps most troubled person around.

TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Rob and Joe are now recording their podcast in
> their new studio in Joe's home. They're talking
> about renting it out to other podcasts.
>
> In competition with Oscar's side gig there.


What's Oscar's side gig? (I've been skipping through shows ..pretty much whenever Mike starts blovicating)

Did Rob and Joe use to use the TMOS studio?

Besides Tony Perkins, does anybody else use TMOS studio?

https://technical.ly/dc/?p=33818

No, R&J never used TMOS studio. And they never will.

Not sure if anyone other than TP uses it. Doubt it. Seems like a waste, no? Sits empty 20+ hours a day. Time to drop some biz school jargon on Oscar.

One example of a podcast using O's partner Podcast Village:

The McKelvey Group, Inc.
Episode 2: TMG interviews Marsha Lindquist of Granite Leadership on Subcontractor Material Handling

Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack in the middle of the night. I thought I was dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke up and realized the loud banging was my wife who had fallen off the toilet.

The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged, the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck. She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual this was full mid-quiver so hot liquid shit sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain. Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all worked perfectly.

She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head - tough night for my large bride...

Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
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> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...

Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...

Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
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> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...



Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquvid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...


Looks like you may also need to install a pair of handicap rails on each side of the toilet.

Any good bonus shit?

Come on folks. SDM, shitter, and Meghan the crazy lady can not beat us!

Mike Omeara custom fit buttplug Wrote:
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> Has Mike revealed who his new co-host is yet,
> starting in February?

You're confusing Mike with Tony Perkins. He's pairing up with Donnie Simpson soon. Mike is uber jelly, needless to say.

And speaking of TP, ever notice that Spewak never fails to get in a dig at Gary Stein when the TP show comes up? RoFo revealed it's because it was Stein who gave Spewak the bad news that he wasn't working out as producer of their show. Tony begged off firing him because, after all, they're McCartney concert-goers.

Robb lost his keys in the sofa! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got to use the hose in the new bathroom for the
> first time this morning - wife had an IBS attack
> in the middle of the night. I thought I was
> dreaming about landing a trophy sailfish off Miami
> beach and it was thrashing on the deck when I woke
> up and realized the loud banging was my wife who
> had fallen off the toilet.
>
> The good news is the steel toilet was undamaged,
> the bad news is my wife was thrashing on the floor
> just like I imagined the sailfish was on the deck.
> She was straining at the bowel and lost grip on
> the grab bar and twisted off the john. As usual
> this was full mid-quiver so hot liquid shit
> sprayed all over the walls and shower curtain.
> Ive got the curtain soaking in bleach and used the
> hose to wash all the feces off the walls and down
> the floor drain into the sewer disposal. It all
> worked perfectly.
>
> She is still sound asleep with a bump on her head
> - tough night for my large bride...

heartwarming to see such a loving and devoted husband, may God richly bless you!

Trip Asslick Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rob and Joe are now recording their podcast in
> > their new studio in Joe's home. They're talking
> > about renting it out to other podcasts.
> >
> > In competition with Oscar's side gig there.
>
>
> What's Oscar's side gig? (I've been skipping
> through shows ..pretty much whenever Mike starts
> blovicating)
>
> Did Rob and Joe use to use the TMOS studio?
>
> Besides Tony Perkins, does anybody else use TMOS
> studio?


Blovicating?

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
-------------------------------------
>
> No BITCH. Neither withholding evidence nor
> stating stuff that's publicly known makes me an
> accomplice. Law school, BITCH. Bill Clinton
> raped Juanita Broadrick, among others, when he
> wasn't telling Paula Jones to "klss it". Joe
> Biden has been photographed and videoed molesting,
> and Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne.
>
> It's all from the Washington Post, I don't see how
> Breitbart fits into it.

Pssst, your hysteria is letting your insanity show, Sugar Tits.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
-------------------------------------
>
> No BITCH. Neither withholding evidence nor
> stating stuff that's publicly known makes me an
> accomplice. Law school, BITCH. Bill Clinton
> raped Juanita Broadrick, among others, when he
> wasn't telling Paula Jones to "klss it". Joe
> Biden has been photographed and videoed molesting,
> and Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne.
>
> It's all from the Washington Post, I don't see how
> Breitbart fits into it.

Pssst, I hate Jews, Are you a Jew Sugar Tits?

And everybody hates nogs. Pizza is a nog faggot

A little upset this morning as I was looking at our new steel john I noticed it seems to have been installed improperly or is defective as it is clearly not level. I got out my carpenters level and indeed its tilting quite a bit to one side. Ill have some words with my plumber as he has already cased our final check for the 8k bathroom improvements and will start on the new job this week.

Wife is out of town today so I can sleep without worrying about her visiting the toilet in the wee hours.

Mike can't work on days dedicated to "Dark" Beach goers..

Today's "best of" Robb and Mike discuss being fat and lazy. Apparently the irony of taking a meaningless day off two weeks after a week off is lost on them.
Hopefully Oscar used it to figure out what to do with his life.

I like the idea of a Pony Boy soundboard, but that's just because I crave action.

concerned hubby Wrote:
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> A little upset this morning as I was looking at
> our new steel john I noticed it seems to have been
> installed improperly or is defective as it is
> clearly not level. I got out my carpenters level
> and indeed its tilting quite a bit to one side.
> Ill have some words with my plumber as he has
> already cased our final check for the 8k bathroom
> improvements and will start on the new job this
> week.
>
> Wife is out of town today so I can sleep without
> worrying about her visiting the toilet in the wee
> hours.

Well plumber came by to inspect the toilet that, to me, looks installed wrong. He got a T Square out, a level and a plumb bob and measured the toilet against the floor and wall. He did this literally 7 times before turning to me and declaring to me that the installation was fine but the steel toilet had bent! Even he couldnt believe it so he called a friend who owns a competing business to stop by. An hour later after the other plumber spent 15 minutes measuring multiple times the both agreed - my wife had bent a steel toilet rated for up to 1,200 lbs.

They were taking pictures and posting to trade forums and social media. My plumber now says he is #1 trending in professional plumbing social media as of 2pm. He has called the manufacturer and the will cover the damage under warranty but non of us knows what to do now. He said he has heard of reinforced concrete toilets used in South America and he will look into that.

My wife is as strong as a black rhino when having a bowel movement on the john.

Mike has lots of watches. Mike leaves them on. They lose power. Mike replaces the batteries. Mike is proud of himself.

Yeah, the tool bought a tool and replaced a battery. Fuck, WHAT? I crave action!

Replacing a battery is a sign of a true handyman.

(In Mike's house, that is.)

> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> -------------------------------------
> >
> > No BITCH. Neither withholding evidence nor
> > stating stuff that's publicly known makes me an
> > accomplice. Law school, BITCH. Bill Clinton
> > raped Juanita Broadrick, among others, when he
> > wasn't telling Paula Jones to "klss it". Joe
> > Biden has been photographed and videoed
> molesting,
> > and Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne.
> >
> > It's all from the Washington Post, I don't see
> how
> > Breitbart fits into it.
>
> Pssst, I hate Jews, Are you a Jew Sugar Tits?

Wow, you're so bereft of any intelligence you have to abscond with both my user name AND my label for you? Sad.

But that's okay, I have enough smarts for us both, just like I had more than enough for your mom. Hope you could hear me pounding her from your basement hovel, you little sniveling virgin.

Now go rescue some imaginary children from a pizza joint, Moron.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Replacing a battery is a sign of a true handyman.
>
> (In Mike's house, that is.)


He even said he was SO proud of himself. Carla, you married a MAN!

Did he order his watch batteries from Amazon? Nope, he drove to a Batteries Plus. Do what he says, not what he does, klubbers.

TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Tony Perkins is teaming up again with Donnie
> Simpson on the radio. Mike is not happy for him.

You were more in the loop with your post on 12/26 than Mike, who just found out yesterday about this. He even asked if Tony was still going to be doing his podcast.

Tony, you don't have to be disappointed any longer for not getting any congratulatory text or call from Mike -- he's just an idiot, plus no one wanted to share the news with him. But you can still be disappointed he doesn't listen to your podcast, where he would have heard the news weeks ago.

Anybody wonder why the guys didn't fill Mike in on it? Yeah, me neither

The MORE "network" synergy, spirit of community, and the degree of involvement by its dear leader is amaaaaaaazing.

It's a veritable Band of Brothers

All for Mike, and Mike for Mike!

"Tony came to ME". Yeah, right. And Tony's back in radio, with Donnie Simpson. You sound like you don't crave action.

TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The MORE "network" synergy, spirit of community,
> and the degree of involvement by its dear leader
> is amaaaaaaazing.


Oh hellll yeaaah! Just spent $2000 on amazon thru the special link for free 2 day shipping in honor of the tmos show 2000 episode! Allah willing 2000 more and then likely Mikey can take over with Robb and Oscar! We just can’t get enough of that the Nike o show stuff!

Your mom's fave spooge source Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> > -------------------------------------
> > >
> > > No BITCH. Neither withholding evidence nor
> > > stating stuff that's publicly known makes me
> an
> > > accomplice. Law school, BITCH. Bill Clinton
> > > raped Juanita Broadrick, among others, when
> he
> > > wasn't telling Paula Jones to "klss it". Joe
> > > Biden has been photographed and videoed
> > molesting,
> > > and Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne.
> > >
> > > It's all from the Washington Post, I don't
> see
> > how
> > > Breitbart fits into it.
> >
> > Pssst, I hate Jews, Are you a Jew Sugar Tits?
>
> Wow, you're so bereft of any intelligence you have
> to abscond with both my user name AND my label for
> you? Sad.
>
> But that's okay, I have enough smarts for us both,
> just like I had more than enough for your mom.
> Hope you could hear me pounding her from your
> basement hovel, you little sniveling virgin.
>
> Now go rescue some imaginary children from a pizza
> joint, Moron.

HI MIKE!

Is there an Amazon code to help PonyBoy or Rob Ford?
I would rather help them out before anyone else associated with TMOS.

Mike would've noticed if his neighbors were holding their kids captive. He would've seen something while he was outside, flinging dog shit on the roof.

Duck
A duck, I’m just
And waddle I must.
Even at full throttle waddle and thrust
When I go down the road
I don’t kick up dust.
If I do …It ain’t much.
Lucky for me…I’m never that rushed.
It’s not like I’ve got Duck appointments
To be at and such.
I’ll get there some day
In my wobbly way
Cuz …like I say
It’s the topic today
And will be totally discussed
How my oddily made body
Makes waddling a must.
So I’ll never lead a race based on land speed.
I can’t ride a bike, so there goes tri-athlete.
I’m not made to skip rope. I’m no antelope.
I’m such a slow poke. But how fast could you go
If you were built like me…and had to carry a boat?
And my big flat webbed feet may look like a joke
But when it’s time to float…they’re my orange-colored oars.
And they work way better than any feet of yours.
See all the medals I’ve won…from all the records I’ve broke.
I may not be the King of the road
But I’m the Coach (bloke) of the moat!
Then when my belly growls hungry…I’m nowhere to be seen.
Like a transformer…I become a Duck diving machine
An all-weathery… feathery…underwatery being.
Becuz the plants that I like…they grow way down below.
If I wanna go for a bite …I need to go submarine.
Then when I’m thru doin’ my chewin’
It looks like a tornado blew thru the lake bottom
‘Cuz the vitamins I need…when I feed
Them red blue yellow and greens…they’ve got ‘um.
If plants give you the mojo
You need in your gogo
You’ll never be so so
Sorry your mom up up and bought ‘um.
Just do like me…take a deep breath
Dive in and gobble gobble gobble ‘um.
A rainbow of foods inside me you’d see
If I had a belly porthole where people could peek.
At the Yellows and reds, greens and blues things that I eat.
Color’s important. See how my feet match my beak?
I’ve got a Rainbow of power in my belly bank
If you listen, you can hear every cell in me yell, “Thanks.”
(In word bombs from all over duck’s body)
So I high five the plants
For fillin’ my tank
Kids…if you give plants a chance
They’ll wind up your motors and turn all your cranks.
Hey can I go to your school
And be on the swim team?
Do you think I could ask a girl to dance.
I have a waterline…instead of a waistline
So I need like four belts to hold up my pants.
Is there is a chance… I could go …to the dance …with no pants?
Or is that just one more thing…’cuz I’m a Duck…I can’t?
I also can’t three-legged race…play tag …or even chase.
I can’t swing on the swings
Cuz I can’t hold on with my wings.
I can’t ride a bike. I can’t play first base.
But that’s not a reason for you to gripe …and get in my face.
Becuz I can fly …loop the loop… and dive bomb from way high!
And you human kids can’t ! …So don’t even try.
If we would compete in a meet on ways to go bye bye
They’d give me , On Duty Duck, the Blue Ribbon
And a Crown… in my proper duck size
For winnin’ the Whole Wide World Go Bye Bye Prize !
‘Cuz a Duck can go on dry land…or out on the lake.
A Duck can go deep underwater…or as high in the sky as it takes.
So that’s four ways it makes
A Duck can go bye ..bye ..bye ..bye.
Too bad for you humans. Bye. Bye. That’s the breaks.
(Flying duck screeches to a halt)
Why, do you know where I belong?
In the Animal Olympics. In the Quack-ath-e-lon.
I can beat any human. (Runs down broad jump …then flies a little into pit)
Their dog, (Duck does a gymnastic tumbling pass catching frisbee in beak)
And their mom. (Duck performs synchronized swimming moves)
Don’t blink! In a wink
I’m here, then I’m gone.
I rule in the pool …and the sky
But not so much on the lawn. (Duck runs across infield to keep up with runners)
Hey, if I’m like the whole
U.S Air Force and the whole U.S. Navy combined (Duck breathless)
Who cares if I can’t keep up
When the U.S. Army marches… ten hup …double-time?
I’m like the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds
We do acrobatics high in the clouds
But Ducks can also do double duty
And do a waterski show for that Sea World type crowd
And they’d be wow-ed. (Duck swims so fast, ducklings waterski behind)
And they’d clap …clap …clap ….real loud! (Applause)
When Ducks do a flyby, our moms are so proud !
So here’s the lesson we’re learning today. (Duck as school teacher)
Before you say to others, ” Hey, let’s race!”
Becuz you wrongly assume
That you have the fastest zoom in the room. (Duck at school desk)
Remember me, On Duty Duck
Who, on land, goes waddle-ly slow
But with my Duck wings, I can zoom.
With my Duck paddle feet, I can row.
And when it’s time to dive. (Duck does springboard dive)
Who wins? You know.
Don’t you wish you had my wings
And webbed feet…Instead of those
Humanish things you call “fingers” and “toes”?
Too bad for you. But that’s how it goes.
With all this Duck talent
You’d think Ducks would be
Way way more snooty
And act like the whole world
Has worms…germs …and cooties.
But Ducks have good balance
And all they ever do
That’s like conceited …or snooty
Is shake a tail feather
And show off their Duck booties.
And that’s not so snotty
‘Cuz Ducks don’t do like people
And learn to sit on the potty (Duck tries to get up on potty)
To do their Duck pooties.
So, guess what?
Wherever you see Ducks standin’
You can be sure
They’re standin’ on duty.

I ALWAYS use the BOAD code for Amazon.....I once used the TMOS...

Foreword: right, this isn't my first time writing clop however it IS my first time writing clop of this type(you'll see what I mean when you read it) so I may not be as good as I think I am. This is just a little two chapter tale I wrote because I was horny and wanted to write a story where some characters fuck. I originally wasn't going to post this to this site but I'm bored so I am. At any rate I hope you enjoy.

Also, if you're a fan of my regular stories I PROMISE that The Last of what's Up There will be finished very soon, so the wait will soon be over.

(Heads up, Blackburn, if you're reading this; you will NOT like this story's content. Don't say I didn't warn you.)

(Seriously, Blackburn, you won't like this story. Click off and go clop to ponified Tali'Zorah porn.)

The best weekend ever
Written by Codename: One

Four months; for four months the two had been together. And Spike had loved and appreciated every minute of it. After six years of growing up the young dragon had realized Rarity wasn't for him, in more ways than one, and decided he would have to set his sights on someone else.

Spike knew he wanted someone that would love and appreciate him just as much as he would; someone who would be kind and supportive, and one who would be compassionate and understanding.

The dragon had found this pony.

This special somepony of his filled all the required slots and more; his special somepony was cute, had great personality, and was very much in love with Spike, who more than happily reciprocated the feelings.

This special somepony was Lickety Split.

Spike himself was shocked in a way when he realized that he wanted and had fallen in love with the colt, but he was more shocked when he realized that he was gay.

Of course Twilight and her friends had been shocked when Spike came out of the closet to them at a special get-together at the library he had organized. Twilight was confused when he requested that they all come to the library for his announcement but had nonetheless agreed.

When the time came Spike had never been more nervous in his entire life; up until that point he hadn't told anybody about his newly discovered sexuality and he was worried about the reactions he would get. He had asked himself all sorts of absurd questions like 'what will they think?', 'what if they don't accept me?', and 'what if Twilight kicks me out? Or sends me to the Princess so she can banish me to some weird place?'.

Of course none of these scenarios played out, and in fact Twilight and all her friends had been accepting and congratulated the dragon on coming out. Rainbow Dash had told Spike that him coming out must've taken serious guts, to which the dragon had no reason to disagree.

After Pinkie Pie had promised to organize a 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party the other five ponies had returned home and left Spike with Twilight in the library.

Of course the event hadn't gone by without some discomfort; for a couple days after he had come out there was some awkwardness between Spike and Rarity, as well as between Spike and Twilight. Rarity had always used Spike's crush on her to get him to help her with whatever task she needed help with, and was worried she would no longer have that advantage, even though she felt bad about it some times.

Though Spike had already agreed to still help her with gem hunts and the such, simply because he loved helping others.

Twilight took the longest to adjust to this news; she didn't like changes she hadn't planned on and had been caught unawares with Spike's revelation. The Unicorn soon came around, however, and life soon returned to normal.

During the 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party many of the colts that Spike knew showed up, though many of them were straight they merely showed up to give their own congratulations to the dragon.

But then there was him.

As the party was winding down and Spike was preparing to head back to the library he was caught outside by Featherweight, the photographer colt for the school's paper. He handed Spike an envelope and said that someone wanted to meet him.

Opening the envelope Spike read the letter within, which just contained the message "meet me at Ghastly Gorge. -LS."

Intrigued, Spike had gone out there and found Lickety Split waiting for him. The colt confessed his attraction to Spike and the two agreed to go on a few dates.

That all happened four months ago, and now the two were happily together in a steady relationship.

And Spike had a surprise for him.

Twilight was out of town for the weekend, and the young dragon had invited Lickety over for a weekend of fun. The two would hang out as normal, maybe play some games, but Spike was planning for a different kind of fun.

There was a knock at the door, and Spike charged downstairs and opened it up, greeting Lickety who was waiting patiently with a smile on his face.

"Hi, sweetie! Can I come in?" Lickety asked, his sweet voice and the affectionate title he used made Spike blush; he could never say no to any request the colt made with that voice, especially if it was sweet-talking him.

"Of course; I mean I did ask you to come over" Spike replied, stepping aside to let Lickety in.

"Great! Say, where's Miss Sparkle?" the colt asked, setting the saddlebags he was wearing down by the door as Spike closed it.

"I told you to just call her Twilight, Lickety. But at any rate she's out of town for the weekend, so we got the whole library to ourselves" Spike explained.

"Oh? Cool!" Lickety exclaimed, plopping down on the couch in the foyer of the library.

"So what'd you bring in the bags?" Spike inquired, joining his coltfriend on the couch and slipping an arm around him.

"Couple snacks and some movies we can watch on the projector in the basement, and my sleeping bag" Lickety answered, resting his head on Spike's shoulder and rubbing his chest with a hoof.

Oh I don't think you'll be needing that sleeping bag, cutie Spike thought with a smile on his face. The two of them would probably use Twilight's bed, though Spike would have to wash the sheets and blanket before the Unicorn comes back if the night proceeds like he wants it to.

For a while the two just sat cuddled together on the couch, content to just cuddle for now. Soon after though Spike pulled away and hopped off the couch, asking "what kind of movies did you bring?"

"Dark Mare Rises and Ponytheus" Lickety answered, Spike immediately perking up when he heard the latter movie.

"You brought Ponytheus? Oh my gosh, Lickety, I've been wanting to see that movie for months!" Spike exclaimed, immediately stepping over and giving the colt a hug.

"I know, that's why I brought it" the brown earth colt responded with a smile, returning the hug without haste.

"Thank you so much, Lickety. I love you!" Spike declared, pulling back from the hug and giving his coltfriend a kiss.

"You're welcome, Spike. I love you too" Lickety Split said with a blush on his face after Spike pulled away from the kiss.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go hook this thing up!" Spike stated, standing from the couch and grabbing his saddlebags, heading down the stairs to the basement along with Lickety.

After several minutes of failing to hook up the movie the two finally got it and settle down after cooking some popcorn and getting some drinks.

For the entire duration of the movie the two were cuddled together on the couch, mostly because Spike was a little afraid of the creatures depicted in the film.

When the movie was over it was around eleven at night and the two switched the projector off and headed back upstairs to the top floor where Twilight and Spike shared a room, though tonight it would obviously be Lickety and Spike.

It was almost time.

The young dragon was beginning to feel a little nervous; this would be his first time and he was very inexperienced as the only things he had ever done sexually were masturbation. He was also nervous that Lickety would reject the sex and that Spike offering such a thing would ruin their relationship.

As Lickety reached into his saddlebags to pull out his sleeping bag Spike realized that it was now or never; he had to ask him.

"Hey, uhh, Lickety? Can I talk to you?" Spike asked, earning the attention of the colt who dropped his bags and turned to face the dragon.

"Sure. What do you want to talk about?"

It was then that Spike got really nervous, and was suddenly unable to talk; he sat down on the bed to calm himself down but it didn't work. His heart was pounding, he was sweating, a knot had formed in his stomach, and he was visibly shaking.

"Spike? Are you OK?" Lickety asked, concerned. He approached the bed and sat down next to the young dragon, wrapping a hoof around his shoulder and bringing him closer.

"I-I w-was just w-w-wondering... We've b-been together for s-some time n-now, and I t-thought maybe you'd w-want to..." Spike said, stuttering over his words and failing to finish his sentence.

"I'd want to...?" Lickety stated, curious as to what the end of that sentence was.

For a moment Spike bit his lip and tears began to well in his eyes as he threw his arms around Lickety's neck and hugged him tight, sobbing "I'm so nervous, I just can't ask you!"

"Ask me what? Spike, you can ask me anything. I promise" the brown colt declared in a soothing voice, rubbing Spike's back with his hoof.

"I'm too nervous, Lickety. I just can't do it!" the dragon cried.

What could he be talking about? He said we've been together for some time now and then cried that he was too nervous to ask me something. What could he be... Ohhhhhh. Oh my Lickety thought, a blush coming to his face.

"Spike, I know what you want, and the answer is yes" Split stated, prompting Spike to look up at the colt.

"What?!"

"I've been wanting this for sometime now, too. And if we're both ready then I think it's time" Lickety told his coltfriend.

"Oh thank you! You don't know how much this means to me!" Spike exclaimed, pulling Lickety into a passionate kiss.

"No, I don't... But I intend to find out" Lickety replied, pushing Spike down onto the bed as they began to make out, hands and hooves rubbing over each other's bodies as their lips mashed together and their tongues fought for dominance over one another.

As they continued to make out Spike began to feel his penis sliding out from behind his scales around his waist as blood pumped south, filling out his length until it was brushing against Lickety's already erect penis, causing both of them to blush furiously.

Together they pulled out of the kiss and looked down at their nether regions, seeing their penises pressing and rubbing together.

"You ready?" Lickety inquired, staring into the dragon's eyes.

Spike nodded and sent one of his hands southward, grabbing Lickety's penis and rubbing it against his, eliciting sighs of pleasure from the brown colt.

Kissing him one last time Spike pushed Lickety off him and flipped over onto his hands and knees, reaching into the nightstand to grab the condoms and lube he had been hiding there.

"I've been waiting so long for this, sweetie. I'm so glad we're doing this now" Spike said, taking a condom out of its wrapper and preparing to slide it over his penis.

"Hey, wait...I didn't say I wanted to do that" Lickety announced, referring to the anal sex that was about to happen.

"Well this is kinda what two guys do together..." Spike trailed off, worried he might've ruined his chances.

"I know, but...I've never done this before. What if it hurts?" the colt asked.

"Baby, mine may be long for my age, six inches I think, but it's thin and slender. And with enough lube and proper communication I think you'll be OK... There's definitely no way I'm letting you put it in my butt, you're almost an adult stallion, and as a result you're kinda big" the teenage dragon said sheepishly.

"I know, but... OK, you win. But be gentle, please?" Lickety requested, flipping over and putting his flank into the air.

"Actually, let's wait a little while to do the anal. Hold that pose, though" Spike stated, tossing the condom and lube to the side as he crawled over to Lickety Split, exhaling onto the colt's erect penis.

As Spike watched the penis twitch and throb he began to become very aroused, and as a result started stroking himself to alleviate some of the desire for stimulation. He was sure Lickety was feeling the same thing and started to lick at the colt's penis.

"Oooohh, Spike" Lickety moaned as the dragon wrapped his long tongue around the phallus and lapped at the head with the tip of his muscular appendage.

"Ohh, yes, Spike!" Lickety exclaimed, approving of what the dragon was doing.

Meanwhile on Spike's end he was starting to stroke himself a little more vigorously, becoming more and more turned on by Lickety's moans and the cock and balls he was pressing his face against.

While he was licking Lickety's penis Spike was gently fondling the colt's balls and fingering his butt, trying to loosen him up before they had proper sex.

Unravelling his tongue from the penis Spike flipped onto his back and shimmied under Lickety, pulling the colt's penis into his mouth as he continued to stroke his own member. Lickety cried out in pleasure as the dragon lapped at his head while slurping at the shaft.

Spike moaned into Lickety's cock as the colt slowly thrusted his hips back and forth with his penis still in Spike's mouth, succumbing to the desire for more pleasure.

Satisfied with the work he had done so far and wanting to tease Lickety Spike pulled the colt's penis out of his mouth and shimmied back out, flipping over and bending over Lickety's body to kiss him.

"Aww, why'd you stop? I was getting close" Lickety pouted, making Spike smile at his childishness.

"I know" the dragon replied, reaching back into the nightstand to grab a condom and lube, slipping the latex over his penis and administering half the six ounce bottle to his member, lathering it up completely with the liquid.

Setting the bottle on the nightstand Spike kissed Lickety again and whispered "I'm gonna put it in now, OK?"

"O-OK... But, like I said, please be gentle" the brown colt requested.

"Don't worry, I will."

Lickety visibly relaxed his body as Spike prodded at the entrance to his butt with his penis, trying to gently slip it into the colt's rectum while Lickety tried to relax his sphincter.

Lickety exhaled again and again and his heart rate quickened as Spike finally penetrated his anus and slowly slid the rest of his length into the colt.

Once the dragon bottomed out and his stomach was pressing against Lickety's rear he asked "are you alright, baby?"

Lickety nodded and Spike began to slowly pull back; the lube was starting to grease up the colt's anus and his muscles were beginning to relax, allowing the dragon to start pumping in a very slow but steady pace.

"Ahh, that feels so wierd...but in a good way" Lickety commented, looking over his shoulder at his coltfriend who had closed his eyes and was panting lightly.

"That feel good, baby?" Split asked, earning a nod to the affirmative from Spike.

Spike was in a world of pleasure; Lickety's butt was so tight it was driving the dragon wild. The colt's anus clamped down and was gripping Spike's penis. The feeling of pleasure was unlike anything the dragon had ever experienced, and this feeling was with a condom on, which lessened his sensitivity because the condom was indeed a covering. Spike was almost afraid of what it would feel like if he wasn't wearing the condom: the pleasure would be astronomical.

Shaking his thoughts the dragon realized he was getting close to an orgasm and decided he wanted Lickety to finish along with him, lest he lose out on an orgasm because Spike was too exhausted.

Reaching around Lickety's right leg the teenage dragon began stroking the colt's still erect penis, earning moans of approval as his fingers worked their magic.

Nearing that point of no return Spike began to pump a little faster into Lickety's butt, the tight anus stimulating every nerve in the dragon's penis and making him pant heavier and heavier.

"L-Lickety, I'm getting close..." Spike announced as he continued thrusting back and forth in the colt's butt and thrusting his hand back and forth on his partner's cock.

"Me t-too, baby. Keep going" Lickety called back.

Bending over Lickety's body Spike nibbled on his coltfriend's ear for a second before nuzzling into his neck, using his newfound leverage to pivot his waist back and forth as he pounded into Lickety's butt. The both of them were sweaty, breathing heavily, and were feeling so passionately for each other, glad to be sharing this special moment together.

Lickety Split cried out in pleasure as Spike's stroking pushed him over the edge, starting his orgasm; his cum began spurting out onto the sheets as it surged through his penis while the dragon continued pumping his hand, getting some of the cum on his fingers.

In the backdoor Spike was finally pushed over the edge, crying out "Ohhhh, Licketyyyy!" as he came hard in the condom, his semen shooting out hard as a result of him pumping into the tightest butt he had ever had the privilege of screwing for the past 15 minutes.

After shooting several ropes of cum Spike's orgasm began to die down and he pulled out with a shlick sound as it finished, collapsing onto his back on the bed with a loud sigh.

Sighing himself Lickety turned around and cuddled up with Spike, pulling the blanket over the both of them as he nuzzled the dragon, giving him a kiss and an exhausted smile.

"I love you, Spike" Lickety told the dragon, giving him another kiss, this time with a little more tongue.

"I love you too, Lickety Split" Spike replied, returning the kiss in full.

The room fell quiet as the two of them snuggled up even closer and traded yet another kiss, the sound of their subtle breathing and feeling of each other's stomachs rise and fall quickly putting both of them to sleep, a smile on both their faces.

It was going to be a good weekend.

Author's note: Some of you might not like the Spike being gay thing but that's how it goes in my headcanon; his personality just fits a gay stereotype, especially with the personality insight we got with that Dragon migration episode. I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not.

Now, on a more serious topic; if I get ANY comments bashing me, gays(I'm bi), or the story content I WILL delete the comment and block the offender, doesn't matter who you are or if you're a supporter of my regular stories. This is your one and only warning.

Typical legal note. BORING: Spike the Dragon, Lickety Split, and all related characters belong to Hasbro. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.

Uh, I use Amazon code to benefit good causes. Silly me.

Another good session Mike bashing Blobb today. Oscar has a large salt shaker for the wounds. It was brought about by the fact Mike knows nothing about the Klub or O’Meracast. Blobb then revealed that he tried to book Patty Duke and found out she was dead for two years. He is still Mr. Show business! Mike mentioned that he is reading “The Trades” again…..DCRTV!!!!!!!!!!!! What a Rube.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Uh, I use Amazon code to benefit good causes.
> Silly me.


'Tis no better cause than the many houses O'Meara. It's who we are, it's what we are. We just can't get enough of the TMOS show! Everybodddy!!!

2 more days to go let's finish this week strong, hear it or hear about it!

Ex JFKer Wrote:
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> Another good session Mike bashing Blobb today.
> Oscar has a large salt shaker for the wounds. It
> was brought about by the fact Mike knows nothing
> about the Klub or O’Meracast. Blobb then
> revealed that he tried to book Patty Duke and
> found out she was dead for two years. He is still
> Mr. Show business! Mike mentioned that he is
> reading “The Trades”
> again…..DCRTV!!!!!!!!!!!! What a Rube.


I t was great...Oscar got to him so bad that Robb was muting Oscar's mic...Robb belatedly tried to shirk any responsibility for booking Merle when Mike was returning from surgery...by blaming Mike for coming back a day early...It went about as well as could be expected

Gallagher Smash Wrote:
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> Duck
> A duck, I’m just
> And waddle I must.
> Even at full throttle waddle and thrust
> When I go down the road
> I don’t kick up dust.
> If I do …It ain’t much.
> Lucky for me…I’m never that rushed.
> It’s not like I’ve got Duck appointments
> To be at and such.
> I’ll get there some day
> In my wobbly way
> Cuz …like I say
> It’s the topic today
> And will be totally discussed
> How my oddily made body
> Makes waddling a must.
> So I’ll never lead a race based on land speed.
> I can’t ride a bike, so there goes tri-athlete.
> I’m not made to skip rope. I’m no antelope.
> I’m such a slow poke. But how fast could you
> go
> If you were built like me…and had to carry a
> boat?
> And my big flat webbed feet may look like a joke
> But when it’s time to float…they’re my
> orange-colored oars.
> And they work way better than any feet of yours.
> See all the medals I’ve won…from all the
> records I’ve broke.
> I may not be the King of the road
> But I’m the Coach (bloke) of the moat!
> Then when my belly growls hungry…I’m nowhere
> to be seen.
> Like a transformer…I become a Duck diving
> machine
> An all-weathery… feathery…underwatery being.
> Becuz the plants that I like…they grow way down
> below.
> If I wanna go for a bite …I need to go
> submarine.
> Then when I’m thru doin’ my chewin’
> It looks like a tornado blew thru the lake bottom
> ‘Cuz the vitamins I need…when I feed
> Them red blue yellow and greens…they’ve got
> ‘um.
> If plants give you the mojo
> You need in your gogo
> You’ll never be so so
> Sorry your mom up up and bought ‘um.
> Just do like me…take a deep breath
> Dive in and gobble gobble gobble ‘um.
> A rainbow of foods inside me you’d see
> If I had a belly porthole where people could
> peek.
> At the Yellows and reds, greens and blues things
> that I eat.
> Color’s important. See how my feet match my
> beak?
> I’ve got a Rainbow of power in my belly bank
> If you listen, you can hear every cell in me yell,
> “Thanks.”
> (In word bombs from all over duck’s body)
> So I high five the plants
> For fillin’ my tank
> Kids…if you give plants a chance
> They’ll wind up your motors and turn all your
> cranks.
> Hey can I go to your school
> And be on the swim team?
> Do you think I could ask a girl to dance.
> I have a waterline…instead of a waistline
> So I need like four belts to hold up my pants.
> Is there is a chance… I could go …to the dance
> …with no pants?
> Or is that just one more thing…’cuz I’m a
> Duck…I can’t?
> I also can’t three-legged race…play tag …or
> even chase.
> I can’t swing on the swings
> Cuz I can’t hold on with my wings.
> I can’t ride a bike. I can’t play first base.
> But that’s not a reason for you to gripe …and
> get in my face.
> Becuz I can fly …loop the loop… and dive bomb
> from way high!
> And you human kids can’t ! …So don’t even
> try.
> If we would compete in a meet on ways to go bye
> bye
> They’d give me , On Duty Duck, the Blue Ribbon
> And a Crown… in my proper duck size
> For winnin’ the Whole Wide World Go Bye Bye
> Prize !
> ‘Cuz a Duck can go on dry land…or out on the
> lake.
> A Duck can go deep underwater…or as high in the
> sky as it takes.
> So that’s four ways it makes
> A Duck can go bye ..bye ..bye ..bye.
> Too bad for you humans. Bye. Bye. That’s the
> breaks.
> (Flying duck screeches to a halt)
> Why, do you know where I belong?
> In the Animal Olympics. In the Quack-ath-e-lon.
> I can beat any human. (Runs down broad jump
> …then flies a little into pit)
> Their dog, (Duck does a gymnastic tumbling pass
> catching frisbee in beak)
> And their mom. (Duck performs synchronized
> swimming moves)
> Don’t blink! In a wink
> I’m here, then I’m gone.
> I rule in the pool …and the sky
> But not so much on the lawn. (Duck runs across
> infield to keep up with runners)
> Hey, if I’m like the whole
> U.S Air Force and the whole U.S. Navy combined
> (Duck breathless)
> Who cares if I can’t keep up
> When the U.S. Army marches… ten hup
> …double-time?
> I’m like the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds
> We do acrobatics high in the clouds
> But Ducks can also do double duty
> And do a waterski show for that Sea World type
> crowd
> And they’d be wow-ed. (Duck swims so fast,
> ducklings waterski behind)
> And they’d clap …clap …clap ….real loud!
> (Applause)
> When Ducks do a flyby, our moms are so proud !
> So here’s the lesson we’re learning today.
> (Duck as school teacher)
> Before you say to others, ” Hey, let’s
> race!”
> Becuz you wrongly assume
> That you have the fastest zoom in the room.
> (Duck at school desk)
> Remember me, On Duty Duck
> Who, on land, goes waddle-ly slow
> But with my Duck wings, I can zoom.
> With my Duck paddle feet, I can row.
> And when it’s time to dive. (Duck
> does springboard dive)
> Who wins? You know.
> Don’t you wish you had my wings
> And webbed feet…Instead of those
> Humanish things you call “fingers” and
> “toes”?
> Too bad for you. But that’s how it goes.
> With all this Duck talent
> You’d think Ducks would be
> Way way more snooty
> And act like the whole world
> Has worms…germs …and cooties.
> But Ducks have good balance
> And all they ever do
> That’s like conceited …or snooty
> Is shake a tail feather
> And show off their Duck booties.
> And that’s not so snotty
> ‘Cuz Ducks don’t do like people
> And learn to sit on the potty (Duck tries to
> get up on potty)
> To do their Duck pooties.
> So, guess what?
> Wherever you see Ducks standin’
> You can be sure
> They’re standin’ on duty.

yes

peekza Wrote:
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> Ex JFKer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another good session Mike bashing Blobb today.
>
> > Oscar has a large salt shaker for the wounds.
> It
> > was brought about by the fact Mike knows
> nothing
> > about the Klub or O’Meracast. Blobb then
> > revealed that he tried to book Patty Duke and
> > found out she was dead for two years. He is
> still
> > Mr. Show business! Mike mentioned that he is
> > reading “The Trades”
> > again…..DCRTV!!!!!!!!!!!! What a Rube.
>
>
> I t was great...Oscar got to him so bad that Robb
> was muting Oscar's mic...Robb belatedly tried to
> shirk any responsibility for booking Merle when
> Mike was returning from surgery...by blaming Mike
> for coming back a day early...It went about as
> well as could be expected


Time stamp?

This is what the wife 'bent' while thrashing during a violent bowel movement - 5000 lb load tolerance and she bent it!

Useless fuck toy to enjoy, lifeless skinless slab of meat
Vile sadist, core it's anus, around my finger sweet to eat
Stick my dick in, feel the wrath, eviscerated form of love Splintered bones
pierce my balls feeling pain from the scars
Unsuspecting doom erecting, slice it's chest open wide, a meal revealing,
sick appealing
Now I piss down deep inside!
Becoming one with my victims
Now my secrets stored unseen
Excrement and genitals lying in the sink
Stick my dick in, feel the wrath, eviscerated form of love Splintered bones
pierce my balls feeling pain from the scars Engorge the lungs with my shaft,
Stab a hole through it's back
Fucking the viscera!
Drill a hole through it's head, and fuck it 'til it's dead!
Frozen cold in agony chopped into tiny pieces
Genitals cut off and burned melted in the acid
I won't stop until I am caught
For-seeing what I have done,
chopped off heads and rectum ends now become my fun!!!
Cut off from life, severed and sliced, pull back the head and shit inside
Keeping them forever, soon will be my pleasure
On and on with the killing, feeding off the torture
Torturing unwilling, on and on with killing
Soon will be my pleasure-keeping them forever!

Onward to 892 it is

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
The TMOS show pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
The TMOS show pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make peekza drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
With a hut hut hut
Peekza takes up the butt
The TMOS show we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a crock
The TMOS show we

The TMOS show pirates we
The TMOS show pirates we

Hazza Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ex JFKer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Another good session Mike bashing Blobb
> today.
> >
> > > Oscar has a large salt shaker for the wounds.
> > It
> > > was brought about by the fact Mike knows
> > nothing
> > > about the Klub or O’Meracast. Blobb then
> > > revealed that he tried to book Patty Duke and
> > > found out she was dead for two years. He is
> > still
> > > Mr. Show business! Mike mentioned that he
> is
> > > reading “The Trades”
> > > again…..DCRTV!!!!!!!!!!!! What a Rube.
> >
> >
> > I t was great...Oscar got to him so bad that
> Robb
> > was muting Oscar's mic...Robb belatedly tried
> to
> > shirk any responsibility for booking Merle when
> > Mike was returning from surgery...by blaming
> Mike
> > for coming back a day early...It went about as
> > well as could be expected
>
>
> Time stamp?

I'd like to second this request. Can we get a time-stamp? Thank ye, kindly.

About 44 minutes in. Robb starts muting Oscar's mic at around 47:00, though it's all pretty good-natured.

Also enjoy Mike opining that the vast majority of the listeners of TMOS are "unknown to anyone." Yes, yes they are, Mike.

Also wanna shout out to the shit posters, pulling their weight to get us to #TMOSThreadPage1K. Keep it up.

Jose Bonero Wrote:
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> Foreword: right, this isn't my first time writing
> clop however it IS my first time writing clop of
> this type(you'll see what I mean when you read it)
> so I may not be as good as I think I am. This is
> just a little two chapter tale I wrote because I
> was horny and wanted to write a story where some
> characters fuck. I originally wasn't going to post
> this to this site but I'm bored so I am. At any
> rate I hope you enjoy.
>
> Also, if you're a fan of my regular stories I
> PROMISE that The Last of what's Up There will be
> finished very soon, so the wait will soon be
> over.
>
> (Heads up, Blackburn, if you're reading this; you
> will NOT like this story's content. Don't say I
> didn't warn you.)
>
> (Seriously, Blackburn, you won't like this story.
> Click off and go clop to ponified Tali'Zorah
> porn.)
>
> The best weekend ever
> Written by Codename: One
>
> Four months; for four months the two had been
> together. And Spike had loved and appreciated
> every minute of it. After six years of growing up
> the young dragon had realized Rarity wasn't for
> him, in more ways than one, and decided he would
> have to set his sights on someone else.
>
> Spike knew he wanted someone that would love and
> appreciate him just as much as he would; someone
> who would be kind and supportive, and one who
> would be compassionate and understanding.
>
> The dragon had found this pony.
>
> This special somepony of his filled all the
> required slots and more; his special somepony was
> cute, had great personality, and was very much in
> love with Spike, who more than happily
> reciprocated the feelings.
>
> This special somepony was Lickety Split.
>
> Spike himself was shocked in a way when he
> realized that he wanted and had fallen in love
> with the colt, but he was more shocked when he
> realized that he was gay.
>
> Of course Twilight and her friends had been
> shocked when Spike came out of the closet to them
> at a special get-together at the library he had
> organized. Twilight was confused when he requested
> that they all come to the library for his
> announcement but had nonetheless agreed.
>
> When the time came Spike had never been more
> nervous in his entire life; up until that point he
> hadn't told anybody about his newly discovered
> sexuality and he was worried about the reactions
> he would get. He had asked himself all sorts of
> absurd questions like 'what will they think?',
> 'what if they don't accept me?', and 'what if
> Twilight kicks me out? Or sends me to the Princess
> so she can banish me to some weird place?'.
>
> Of course none of these scenarios played out, and
> in fact Twilight and all her friends had been
> accepting and congratulated the dragon on coming
> out. Rainbow Dash had told Spike that him coming
> out must've taken serious guts, to which the
> dragon had no reason to disagree.
>
> After Pinkie Pie had promised to organize a
> 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party the other
> five ponies had returned home and left Spike with
> Twilight in the library.
>
> Of course the event hadn't gone by without some
> discomfort; for a couple days after he had come
> out there was some awkwardness between Spike and
> Rarity, as well as between Spike and Twilight.
> Rarity had always used Spike's crush on her to get
> him to help her with whatever task she needed help
> with, and was worried she would no longer have
> that advantage, even though she felt bad about it
> some times.
>
> Though Spike had already agreed to still help her
> with gem hunts and the such, simply because he
> loved helping others.
>
> Twilight took the longest to adjust to this news;
> she didn't like changes she hadn't planned on and
> had been caught unawares with Spike's revelation.
> The Unicorn soon came around, however, and life
> soon returned to normal.
>
> During the 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party
> many of the colts that Spike knew showed up,
> though many of them were straight they merely
> showed up to give their own congratulations to the
> dragon.
>
> But then there was him.
>
> As the party was winding down and Spike was
> preparing to head back to the library he was
> caught outside by Featherweight, the photographer
> colt for the school's paper. He handed Spike an
> envelope and said that someone wanted to meet
> him.
>
> Opening the envelope Spike read the letter within,
> which just contained the message "meet me at
> Ghastly Gorge. -LS."
>
> Intrigued, Spike had gone out there and found
> Lickety Split waiting for him. The colt confessed
> his attraction to Spike and the two agreed to go
> on a few dates.
>
> That all happened four months ago, and now the two
> were happily together in a steady relationship.
>
> And Spike had a surprise for him.
>
> Twilight was out of town for the weekend, and the
> young dragon had invited Lickety over for a
> weekend of fun. The two would hang out as normal,
> maybe play some games, but Spike was planning for
> a different kind of fun.
>
> There was a knock at the door, and Spike charged
> downstairs and opened it up, greeting Lickety who
> was waiting patiently with a smile on his face.
>
> "Hi, sweetie! Can I come in?" Lickety asked, his
> sweet voice and the affectionate title he used
> made Spike blush; he could never say no to any
> request the colt made with that voice, especially
> if it was sweet-talking him.
>
> "Of course; I mean I did ask you to come over"
> Spike replied, stepping aside to let Lickety in.
>
> "Great! Say, where's Miss Sparkle?" the colt
> asked, setting the saddlebags he was wearing down
> by the door as Spike closed it.
>
> "I told you to just call her Twilight, Lickety.
> But at any rate she's out of town for the weekend,
> so we got the whole library to ourselves" Spike
> explained.
>
> "Oh? Cool!" Lickety exclaimed, plopping down on
> the couch in the foyer of the library.
>
> "So what'd you bring in the bags?" Spike inquired,
> joining his coltfriend on the couch and slipping
> an arm around him.
>
> "Couple snacks and some movies we can watch on the
> projector in the basement, and my sleeping bag"
> Lickety answered, resting his head on Spike's
> shoulder and rubbing his chest with a hoof.
>
> Oh I don't think you'll be needing that sleeping
> bag, cutie Spike thought with a smile on his face.
> The two of them would probably use Twilight's bed,
> though Spike would have to wash the sheets and
> blanket before the Unicorn comes back if the night
> proceeds like he wants it to.
>
> For a while the two just sat cuddled together on
> the couch, content to just cuddle for now. Soon
> after though Spike pulled away and hopped off the
> couch, asking "what kind of movies did you
> bring?"
>
> "Dark Mare Rises and Ponytheus" Lickety answered,
> Spike immediately perking up when he heard the
> latter movie.
>
> "You brought Ponytheus? Oh my gosh, Lickety, I've
> been wanting to see that movie for months!" Spike
> exclaimed, immediately stepping over and giving
> the colt a hug.
>
> "I know, that's why I brought it" the brown earth
> colt responded with a smile, returning the hug
> without haste.
>
> "Thank you so much, Lickety. I love you!" Spike
> declared, pulling back from the hug and giving his
> coltfriend a kiss.
>
> "You're welcome, Spike. I love you too" Lickety
> Split said with a blush on his face after Spike
> pulled away from the kiss.
>
> "Well what are we waiting for? Let's go hook this
> thing up!" Spike stated, standing from the couch
> and grabbing his saddlebags, heading down the
> stairs to the basement along with Lickety.
>
> After several minutes of failing to hook up the
> movie the two finally got it and settle down after
> cooking some popcorn and getting some drinks.
>
> For the entire duration of the movie the two were
> cuddled together on the couch, mostly because
> Spike was a little afraid of the creatures
> depicted in the film.
>
> When the movie was over it was around eleven at
> night and the two switched the projector off and
> headed back upstairs to the top floor where
> Twilight and Spike shared a room, though tonight
> it would obviously be Lickety and Spike.
>
> It was almost time.
>
> The young dragon was beginning to feel a little
> nervous; this would be his first time and he was
> very inexperienced as the only things he had ever
> done sexually were masturbation. He was also
> nervous that Lickety would reject the sex and that
> Spike offering such a thing would ruin their
> relationship.
>
> As Lickety reached into his saddlebags to pull out
> his sleeping bag Spike realized that it was now or
> never; he had to ask him.
>
> "Hey, uhh, Lickety? Can I talk to you?" Spike
> asked, earning the attention of the colt who
> dropped his bags and turned to face the dragon.
>
> "Sure. What do you want to talk about?"
>
> It was then that Spike got really nervous, and was
> suddenly unable to talk; he sat down on the bed to
> calm himself down but it didn't work. His heart
> was pounding, he was sweating, a knot had formed
> in his stomach, and he was visibly shaking.
>
> "Spike? Are you OK?" Lickety asked, concerned. He
> approached the bed and sat down next to the young
> dragon, wrapping a hoof around his shoulder and
> bringing him closer.
>
> "I-I w-was just w-w-wondering... We've b-been
> together for s-some time n-now, and I t-thought
> maybe you'd w-want to..." Spike said, stuttering
> over his words and failing to finish his
> sentence.
>
> "I'd want to...?" Lickety stated, curious as to
> what the end of that sentence was.
>
> For a moment Spike bit his lip and tears began to
> well in his eyes as he threw his arms around
> Lickety's neck and hugged him tight, sobbing "I'm
> so nervous, I just can't ask you!"
>
> "Ask me what? Spike, you can ask me anything. I
> promise" the brown colt declared in a soothing
> voice, rubbing Spike's back with his hoof.
>
> "I'm too nervous, Lickety. I just can't do it!"
> the dragon cried.
>
> What could he be talking about? He said we've been
> together for some time now and then cried that he
> was too nervous to ask me something. What could he
> be... Ohhhhhh. Oh my Lickety thought, a blush
> coming to his face.
>
> "Spike, I know what you want, and the answer is
> yes" Split stated, prompting Spike to look up at
> the colt.
>
> "What?!"
>
> "I've been wanting this for sometime now, too. And
> if we're both ready then I think it's time"
> Lickety told his coltfriend.
>
> "Oh thank you! You don't know how much this means
> to me!" Spike exclaimed, pulling Lickety into a
> passionate kiss.
>
> "No, I don't... But I intend to find out" Lickety
> replied, pushing Spike down onto the bed as they
> began to make out, hands and hooves rubbing over
> each other's bodies as their lips mashed together
> and their tongues fought for dominance over one
> another.
>
> As they continued to make out Spike began to feel
> his penis sliding out from behind his scales
> around his waist as blood pumped south, filling
> out his length until it was brushing against
> Lickety's already erect penis, causing both of
> them to blush furiously.
>
> Together they pulled out of the kiss and looked
> down at their nether regions, seeing their penises
> pressing and rubbing together.
>
> "You ready?" Lickety inquired, staring into the
> dragon's eyes.
>
> Spike nodded and sent one of his hands southward,
> grabbing Lickety's penis and rubbing it against
> his, eliciting sighs of pleasure from the brown
> colt.
>
> Kissing him one last time Spike pushed Lickety off
> him and flipped over onto his hands and knees,
> reaching into the nightstand to grab the condoms
> and lube he had been hiding there.
>
> "I've been waiting so long for this, sweetie. I'm
> so glad we're doing this now" Spike said, taking a
> condom out of its wrapper and preparing to slide
> it over his penis.
>
> "Hey, wait...I didn't say I wanted to do that"
> Lickety announced, referring to the anal sex that
> was about to happen.
>
> "Well this is kinda what two guys do together..."
> Spike trailed off, worried he might've ruined his
> chances.
>
> "I know, but...I've never done this before. What
> if it hurts?" the colt asked.
>
> "Baby, mine may be long for my age, six inches I
> think, but it's thin and slender. And with enough
> lube and proper communication I think you'll be
> OK... There's definitely no way I'm letting you
> put it in my butt, you're almost an adult
> stallion, and as a result you're kinda big" the
> teenage dragon said sheepishly.
>
> "I know, but... OK, you win. But be gentle,
> please?" Lickety requested, flipping over and
> putting his flank into the air.
>
> "Actually, let's wait a little while to do the
> anal. Hold that pose, though" Spike stated,
> tossing the condom and lube to the side as he
> crawled over to Lickety Split, exhaling onto the
> colt's erect penis.
>
> As Spike watched the penis twitch and throb he
> began to become very aroused, and as a result
> started stroking himself to alleviate some of the
> desire for stimulation. He was sure Lickety was
> feeling the same thing and started to lick at the
> colt's penis.
>
> "Oooohh, Spike" Lickety moaned as the dragon
> wrapped his long tongue around the phallus and
> lapped at the head with the tip of his muscular
> appendage.
>
> "Ohh, yes, Spike!" Lickety exclaimed, approving of
> what the dragon was doing.
>
> Meanwhile on Spike's end he was starting to stroke
> himself a little more vigorously, becoming more
> and more turned on by Lickety's moans and the cock
> and balls he was pressing his face against.
>
> While he was licking Lickety's penis Spike was
> gently fondling the colt's balls and fingering his
> butt, trying to loosen him up before they had
> proper sex.
>
> Unravelling his tongue from the penis Spike
> flipped onto his back and shimmied under Lickety,
> pulling the colt's penis into his mouth as he
> continued to stroke his own member. Lickety cried
> out in pleasure as the dragon lapped at his head
> while slurping at the shaft.
>
> Spike moaned into Lickety's cock as the colt
> slowly thrusted his hips back and forth with his
> penis still in Spike's mouth, succumbing to the
> desire for more pleasure.
>
> Satisfied with the work he had done so far and
> wanting to tease Lickety Spike pulled the colt's
> penis out of his mouth and shimmied back out,
> flipping over and bending over Lickety's body to
> kiss him.
>
> "Aww, why'd you stop? I was getting close" Lickety
> pouted, making Spike smile at his childishness.
>
> "I know" the dragon replied, reaching back into
> the nightstand to grab a condom and lube, slipping
> the latex over his penis and administering half
> the six ounce bottle to his member, lathering it
> up completely with the liquid.
>
> Setting the bottle on the nightstand Spike kissed
> Lickety again and whispered "I'm gonna put it in
> now, OK?"
>
> "O-OK... But, like I said, please be gentle" the
> brown colt requested.
>
> "Don't worry, I will."
>
> Lickety visibly relaxed his body as Spike prodded
> at the entrance to his butt with his penis, trying
> to gently slip it into the colt's rectum while
> Lickety tried to relax his sphincter.
>
> Lickety exhaled again and again and his heart rate
> quickened as Spike finally penetrated his anus and
> slowly slid the rest of his length into the colt.
>
> Once the dragon bottomed out and his stomach was
> pressing against Lickety's rear he asked "are you
> alright, baby?"
>
> Lickety nodded and Spike began to slowly pull
> back; the lube was starting to grease up the
> colt's anus and his muscles were beginning to
> relax, allowing the dragon to start pumping in a
> very slow but steady pace.
>
> "Ahh, that feels so wierd...but in a good way"
> Lickety commented, looking over his shoulder at
> his coltfriend who had closed his eyes and was
> panting lightly.
>
> "That feel good, baby?" Split asked, earning a nod
> to the affirmative from Spike.
>
> Spike was in a world of pleasure; Lickety's butt
> was so tight it was driving the dragon wild. The
> colt's anus clamped down and was gripping Spike's
> penis. The feeling of pleasure was unlike anything
> the dragon had ever experienced, and this feeling
> was with a condom on, which lessened his
> sensitivity because the condom was indeed a
> covering. Spike was almost afraid of what it would
> feel like if he wasn't wearing the condom: the
> pleasure would be astronomical.
>
> Shaking his thoughts the dragon realized he was
> getting close to an orgasm and decided he wanted
> Lickety to finish along with him, lest he lose out
> on an orgasm because Spike was too exhausted.
>
> Reaching around Lickety's right leg the teenage
> dragon began stroking the colt's still erect
> penis, earning moans of approval as his fingers
> worked their magic.
>
> Nearing that point of no return Spike began to
> pump a little faster into Lickety's butt, the
> tight anus stimulating every nerve in the dragon's
> penis and making him pant heavier and heavier.
>
> "L-Lickety, I'm getting close..." Spike announced
> as he continued thrusting back and forth in the
> colt's butt and thrusting his hand back and forth
> on his partner's cock.
>
> "Me t-too, baby. Keep going" Lickety called back.
>
> Bending over Lickety's body Spike nibbled on his
> coltfriend's ear for a second before nuzzling into
> his neck, using his newfound leverage to pivot his
> waist back and forth as he pounded into Lickety's
> butt. The both of them were sweaty, breathing
> heavily, and were feeling so passionately for each
> other, glad to be sharing this special moment
> together.
>
> Lickety Split cried out in pleasure as Spike's
> stroking pushed him over the edge, starting his
> orgasm; his cum began spurting out onto the sheets
> as it surged through his penis while the dragon
> continued pumping his hand, getting some of the
> cum on his fingers.
>
> In the backdoor Spike was finally pushed over the
> edge, crying out "Ohhhh, Licketyyyy!" as he came
> hard in the condom, his semen shooting out hard as
> a result of him pumping into the tightest butt he
> had ever had the privilege of screwing for the
> past 15 minutes.
>
> After shooting several ropes of cum Spike's orgasm
> began to die down and he pulled out with a shlick
> sound as it finished, collapsing onto his back on
> the bed with a loud sigh.
>
> Sighing himself Lickety turned around and cuddled
> up with Spike, pulling the blanket over the both
> of them as he nuzzled the dragon, giving him a
> kiss and an exhausted smile.
>
> "I love you, Spike" Lickety told the dragon,
> giving him another kiss, this time with a little
> more tongue.
>
> "I love you too, Lickety Split" Spike replied,
> returning the kiss in full.
>
> The room fell quiet as the two of them snuggled up
> even closer and traded yet another kiss, the sound
> of their subtle breathing and feeling of each
> other's stomachs rise and fall quickly putting
> both of them to sleep, a smile on both their
> faces.
>
> It was going to be a good weekend.
>
> Author's note: Some of you might not like the
> Spike being gay thing but that's how it goes in my
> headcanon; his personality just fits a gay
> stereotype, especially with the personality
> insight we got with that Dragon migration episode.
> I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not.
>
> Now, on a more serious topic; if I get ANY
> comments bashing me, gays(I'm bi), or the story
> content I WILL delete the comment and block the
> offender, doesn't matter who you are or if you're
> a supporter of my regular stories. This is your
> one and only warning.
>
> Typical legal note. BORING: Spike the Dragon,
> Lickety Split, and all related characters belong
> to Hasbro. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.


BOOYAH, NIGGA!

Gallagher Smash! Wrote:
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> Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth
> by gallagher
>
> “His girl ..is on the other side of the world
> And this is WHAT ..has given birth
> To LOVERBOY’s pitched BATTLE
> With the Powers of EARTH.
> But he’s not ..Sir LANCELOT.
> And this EARTHWORLD .. isn’t CAMELOT.
> This planet doesn’t owe him ..Diddly-squat
> !!”
> Artie Fletcher 2016
> Even the stars ..don’t glow THIS hot.
> Earthworld ..since when do you get the girl ?
> That’s just NOT ..EVER in the plot.
> Everything ..you COULD bring ..has already been
> brought.
> I’ve seen ..your floods in Spring
> Ruin a wingding ..bumper crop.
> You ARE a SWAMI ..of the TSUNAMI
> But your monsoons ..are a bit overwrought.
> You know you’re NOT ..the only body ..with a
> molten center ..Hotshot.
> Deep (within) inside me ..I’m roiling with Love
> ..boiling over ..with LOVE.
> From which ..has arisen ..a super megawatt
> BIO-magnetic field ..around me ..my doctor can
> plot
> That repels ALL ..SELFISH or INDIVIDUAL thoughts.
> Allowing only those ..that SHE ..also ..chose.
> Her bein’ ..the best thing ..that I’ve ever
> got.
> I’m a one-man ..LOVE SWAT ..dream team.
> I’m just THAT ..hot to trot.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..THAT ..ain’t gone be
> ..good enuf.
> I’ve got all the right stuff.
> I’m jus so ..up to snuff.
> I don’t take ..no guff.
> I call ..ALL ..the bluffs.
> I ain’t no powder puff.
> I’m the real deal ..a man of steel ..not of
> fluff.
> I play ruff ..and tuff.
> And do it all ..off the cuff.
> Why? ..I’ve got all the right stuff.
> Earthworld ..what you got ..ain’t ever gone ..TO
> BE ..enuf.
> Why ..Like I’ve said ..I’ve got ..ALL the
> right stuff.
> Now Planetary Magnetic fields ..may reverse poles
> But physics can’t reverse ..basic human
> ..hooking up roles.
> The one in love ..has just one goal
> Put ‘er in high gear ..and don’t touch ANY
> controls !!
> The clockwork ..of the universe ..is a
> well-publicized play
> That predictably unrolls ..day by day by day.
> So Earthworld ..I know exactly where you’re
> going
> You ..and your habitual orbital ways.
> But my style ..is riling ..my party line
> ..constantly re-dialing
> What’s COOL ..and what’s IN ..and what’s
> NOT.
> I’m the most ..in VOGUE ..cosmonaut.
> So get away from my runway ..I’m about to take
> off.
> My selfie ..shows I’m heart healthy.
> I’ll win ..the cash ..the mansion ..and all
> while ..staying in fashion.
> At the hottest ..late night hotspot’s ..valet
> parking lot
> I’m pulling up ..so HOT ..in my Jaguar
> Juggernaut.
> But LOVE is only a theory ..with no answers ..just
> queries.
> Where what matters ..is decided ..on a whim ..or
> by chance.
> And like ..Einstein disliked ..there’s these
> unexplained ..long-range
> communications (interactions) between entangled
> partici-pants.
> Why would sub-atomic particles ..and LOVERS
> Be trapped ..in the same kinda time trance ?
> Somehow ..Faster than the speed of light
> They BOTH just know ..what the other knows
> ..almost ..in advance.
> Love is a whole nother level of gettin’ on
> ..NATURALLY.
> Way beyond ORGANICALLY ..even beyond FACTUALLY.
> For when Love is a witness ..to some funny
> business
> The story is n’er ..anywhere close ..to what
> happened ..ACTUALLY.
> When LOVE makes your classic Greek physique ..part
> and parcel
> To a whole total body PROTO-PLASM SPARKLE
> Reason ..and the brain ..must pay ..for this
> considerable energy drain
> Pragmatically ..yet ..TACTICALLY.
> While a LOVER in LOVE ..gains ..in the carnal
> You’ve lost ..most of ..your marbles.
> Your words ..come out garbled ..You don’t kiss
> ..’till you’ve gargled.
> You give them all of your money ..Well almost
> ..PRACTICALLY.
> But LOVE has added ..other new demon dimensions
> To your non-sensible senses
> Ones with startling ..and remarkable ..romantic
> FACULTIES.
> 1. Like the LOVER’s notion ..that feelings can
> be felt across a wide ocean
> 2. And that two heads are better than one ..even
> for the one ..who’s NOT dumb.
> 3. And that discussing a pre-nup
> Is a great way ..to spend a LOVE day
> ..inter-coursing CONTRACTUALLY.
> Earthworld ..I can see thru ..your boisterous
> ballyhoo
> Your masquerade ..your charade ..your hoopla ..and
> hype.
> But I’m immune to your poison ..your potions
> ..your venom.
> So all that’s OF Earth ..or even Earth-like ..is
> WHAT I’ll fight
> For the right ..to re-unite ..with my new lease on
> love-life
> My piece ..of feminine Heaven ..my future wife.
> LOVE’s ..an emotional flood ..so granite
> ..can’t dam it.
> It’s a fire ..the more dire ..will only feed
> ..and fan it.
> When soul mates ..decide ..to co-reside ..and tie
> the heartfelt ..I shalt knot
> Nothing can stop ..groom and bride ..from
> connecting those lonely dot to dots.
> LOVE is THE attractive force ..but let’s not go
> manic.
> It doesn’t feel like you’re caught ..so no one
> should panic.
> If truth be told ..LOVE will jack you up ..like a
> lyin’ mechanic.
> It’ll unscrew ALL your lug nuts
> Then hand you an (emotional) bill ..that’s like
> ..GIGANTIC.
> I can feel ..and I can think
> I’ve got a heart ..and I’ve got a brain
> And Earthworld ..you’re just a place ..where
> meteors reign.
> I hope you don’t take this complaint ..as proof
> ..I like to complain.
> But ..Is Sumatra ..your wettest tempest ?
> And is Tibet ..your tuffest terrain ?
> Is the Sahara your largest .. parchest desert ?
> And is Siberia ..your most disheartening ..endless
> plain ?
> Is humanity ..your hungriest man-eater ?
> Is sanity ..your hardest fought gain ?
> Well ..unless you’re hiding a fire-breather
> Earth ..I can stand up to your pain. (endure your
> pure)
> Is that your thicketest jungle growth ?
> Is that your wickedest swamp ?
> Is that your most explosive volcano ?
> Listen up Earth ..This is MY turf ..This is (the
> ground) where I stomp !
> I romp on your geyser ..and your hidden crevasse.
> I dance ..on your teetering avalanche
> Cuz Earth ..you ain’t got me snowed.
> A flake like you? ..Not a chance ..Oh no.
> Earthworld ..first ..let me say ..you won’t
> last.
> After your mountains ..erode
> And your jaggedy globe ..has flatly plateaued
> Then is when ..I’ll get a load
> Of your hairiest ..scariest ..potholey road
> And I’ll skate ..and I’ll ski ..and I’ll run
> you down.
> Love does makes me (men) strut ..and go to town.
> It’s written in my (their) DNA ..and in my
> source-code.
> I am master ..of ALL natural disasters !!
> To get to the one I love ..I’ll swim ..to her
> ..or to him ..’till I drown.
> If my LOVE was space stationed ..I’d rocket ..to
> dock it
> “Hello ..Hello ..I’m your TOTAL ..half-year
> payload.”
> Whatever the muzzle ..whatever the maze
> Whatever the puzzle ..whatever the plague
> She’s my pie ..I’m her a la mode.
> She’s my ..blue sky ..I’m her ..betrothed.
> If she was a submarine ..She’d still be why
> I’m so ballistically ..and holistically
> ..torpedoed.
> Why this whole story ..I’ve ..this day told
> Could just be a ..Psychopathic ..Schizophrenic
> Sado-massa-chick-flick ..episode.
> LOVE has a heavy need for listening and talking.
> But it’s also physically rich and Fertile ..in
> the non-verbal.
> Since you pull in ..when arguin’ ..LOVE is
> ..just made ..for turtles.
> It’s a partial debacle ..a slight deviation
> ..from the upright ..and the vertical.
> Love is a daily Hail Mary ..It’s a head-on
> collision ..of the itineraries
> And who gets ..to sit ..in the Lazy-boy
> convertible.
> It’s a stub of the toes ..where the nail throbs
> ..then goes and turns purple.
> It’s a run to the finish ..where you stumble
> over ..or hit ..every damned hurdle.
> Why else WOULD a body
> EVEN be (carin’) thinkin’ ..about (wearin’)
> a thing ..LIKE a girdle ?
> Earthworld ..I’ve no need to be warned ..of your
> warm thunder storms.
> And if I step inside ..I won’t be fried ..by
> your frightening ..lightening taser.
> Your sinkholes only undermine .. the unconscious
> ..and blind.
> I won’t be bullied ..by your bellicose icebergs
> Or by THEIR dads ..your grandiose glaciers.
> Where’s the monster ..that roars ..your gale
> force winds ?
> Where’s the behemoth ..who’s weighty steps
> ..make our Earth-pie crust quake ?
> Earthworld ..are you all “virtual bark” ..and
> no “actual bite” ?
> Nothing but mirages ..and other optical lies.
> Like the Wizard ..behind the curtain ..nothing for
> certain.
> Earth ..are you ..in disguise ..or a fake ?
> Haven’t you got a NEW mountain ?
> Is this old stuff ..what YOU ..call astoundin’
> ?
> If you had a mouth ..that wasn’t a river’s
> On what ..would you now .. be expoundin’ ?
> If there is no BigFoot ..or Chupacabra
> What IS ..your most malicious beast ?
> Are ALL your vicious rogues ..ruthless ..or just
> scarecrows
> Like a braggadocios wave ..crashing ..toothless
> ..gumming up and down ..the beach ?
> Is that how you plan ..to test my will as a man
> ..and my moxi ?
> Just with what ..two colliding continents ..can
> crumble up ?
> Is that what you propose .. will distract ..and
> outfox me ?
> Well ..let your mountain ranges intersect. ..Try
> your best to intercept.
> Your horizons won’t block me ..Your dizzy
> spinning ..won’t stop me.
> You can’t barricade ..my one-man LOVE brigade on
> parade.
> Your subterranean rumbling ..and your underground
> grumbling
> Won’t scare me ..I’m just NOT ..terrestrially
> ..afraid.
> I’ve fought with MARS and VENUS ..so I know your
> type.
> You zoom in the zone ..astronomers call sweet
> Where water won’t freeze ..at least ..not THAT
> ..easily
> And so tears ..on your sphere ..act chemically
> right.
> And roll down (chicly) meekly ..on most
> everyone’s cheeks. (Streakily, obliquely)
> Call in ..both your goons
> The SUN ..and the MOON
> I don’t scare ..by solar flare
> Or by planet-aligned ..extra high tide.
> Saddle me up a cyclone ..I’m heading home.
> Your hurricanes ..don’t hurry ..as fast as I’d
> ..like to ride.
> Your floods ..can only flow
> Your land ..can only slide
> But to circumnavigate ..you ..and yours
> I’ll PLANE need ..to take-off ..and to fly.
> Try if you can ..to pull bodies..down on my head.
> Your gravity ..isn’t THAT grave.
> And I’m not made like you ..layer upon layer
> ..of a dead ..boney zoo.
> So a meteor cratering ..won’t make me cave.
> But if asteroids and comets ..is all that you’ve
> got.
> Here’s my review of you
> You’re at best ..a scenic view stop
> At worst ..a torrid tourist spot ..to quick shop
> With horrid high prices ..no one can pay !!
> But of course ..that’s ALL you’ve got.
> You’re just a planet.
> And this is LOVE …DAMMIT !!
> But once you understand it
> You’ll make out ..like a Bandit.
> LOVE must be fun ..if Boston banned it.
> When I take LOVE command ..I’ll see we expand
> it.
> If you’re too young ..we’ll diagram it.
> This LOVE pictorial ..is older ..than Moses ..and
> Sanskrit.
> But let’s not telegraph it.
> The cops might demand ..you remand it.
> The courts may ..contraband it
> And find a way ..to reprimand it.
> But it got sent ..when I scanned it
> So who’s to say ..what server will land it
> Or on what page ..it’ll stay.
> And by WHO ..and by WHEN ..these fines ..should be
> paid.
> The End …..for now.
> The
> Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd…………………
> ………….
> Your flower beds are still all unmade.
> When you retire Earth ..are you gonna live at a
> planetarium ?
> That’s it for you
> As far as a magnetic barrier
> You’re not THAT repulsive.
> Get ..like the DOG star ..Sirius
> Intergalactically speaking ..Earth ..you’re just
> a yappy Terrier.
> marshall impartial
> bought ..A second thought ..a runaway train of
> thought An afterthought.
> taught fought fraught sought Dreadnought =
> battleship Aquanaut
> Argonaut Long shot Onslaught Soft spot. Weak spot
> Whole lot
> turkey trot ..piping hot ..polka dot ..beauty spot
> ..sub-plot kilowatt
> flowerpot coffeepot chamberpot honeypot
> caveat ..apricot ..Army cot ..patriot ..
> Bumper shot ..Bank shot ..overshot ..undershot
> ..booster shot ..passing shot ..scattershot
> ..buckshot ..Hottentot ..Forget-me-not
> sewed ..slowed ..strode ..boatload ..unload
> bestowed ..corrode ..crossroad ..railroad Morse
> …Tiptoed
> Misanthrope
> Final Exam it Slam it ..Ram ..wham it .
> Space Program ..computer program it ..Apollo
> Program ..reprogram it
> logjam it ..traffic jam it..diagram it ..mammogram
> ..monogram ..hologram ..telegram ..sonogram
> ..Electrocardiogram ..
> juggernaut. Jagannath = lord of the world
> ..Vishnu
> I’ll backhand it. Contraband it. Freehand it.
> Telegram it. Reprogram it. Space program it.
> Pilot program it. Apollo program.
> Electrocardiogram it.
> Gladiatorial truculent pugnacious quarrelsome
> contentious
> belligerent antagonistic
> Tsunami combative confrontational
> A dearth ..of earth
> Earth ..you may be alive ..but ..I’m not sure
> you know it.
> Some places you’re abundant
> Then other places ..you let the wind in ..and you
> both blow it.
> If you knew ..what you grew ..more knowingly
> (efficiently perfectly greenly )
> you’d grow it.
> When you’re the friend ..on whom hungry people
> world-wide depend
> You can’t trust your weather ..and just let
> everything flow.
> No one gets fed ..when we ALL have to eat crow.

SUCK MY DICK FAGGOTS

Tyrone Basketballix Wrote:
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> Jose Bonero Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Foreword: right, this isn't my first time
> writing
> > clop however it IS my first time writing clop
> of
> > this type(you'll see what I mean when you read
> it)
> > so I may not be as good as I think I am. This
> is
> > just a little two chapter tale I wrote because
> I
> > was horny and wanted to write a story where
> some
> > characters fuck. I originally wasn't going to
> post
> > this to this site but I'm bored so I am. At any
> > rate I hope you enjoy.
> >
> > Also, if you're a fan of my regular stories I
> > PROMISE that The Last of what's Up There will
> be
> > finished very soon, so the wait will soon be
> > over.
> >
> > (Heads up, Blackburn, if you're reading this;
> you
> > will NOT like this story's content. Don't say I
> > didn't warn you.)
> >
> > (Seriously, Blackburn, you won't like this
> story.
> > Click off and go clop to ponified Tali'Zorah
> > porn.)
> >
> > The best weekend ever
> > Written by Codename: One
> >
> > Four months; for four months the two had been
> > together. And Spike had loved and appreciated
> > every minute of it. After six years of growing
> up
> > the young dragon had realized Rarity wasn't for
> > him, in more ways than one, and decided he
> would
> > have to set his sights on someone else.
> >
> > Spike knew he wanted someone that would love
> and
> > appreciate him just as much as he would;
> someone
> > who would be kind and supportive, and one who
> > would be compassionate and understanding.
> >
> > The dragon had found this pony.
> >
> > This special somepony of his filled all the
> > required slots and more; his special somepony
> was
> > cute, had great personality, and was very much
> in
> > love with Spike, who more than happily
> > reciprocated the feelings.
> >
> > This special somepony was Lickety Split.
> >
> > Spike himself was shocked in a way when he
> > realized that he wanted and had fallen in love
> > with the colt, but he was more shocked when he
> > realized that he was gay.
> >
> > Of course Twilight and her friends had been
> > shocked when Spike came out of the closet to
> them
> > at a special get-together at the library he had
> > organized. Twilight was confused when he
> requested
> > that they all come to the library for his
> > announcement but had nonetheless agreed.
> >
> > When the time came Spike had never been more
> > nervous in his entire life; up until that point
> he
> > hadn't told anybody about his newly discovered
> > sexuality and he was worried about the
> reactions
> > he would get. He had asked himself all sorts of
> > absurd questions like 'what will they think?',
> > 'what if they don't accept me?', and 'what if
> > Twilight kicks me out? Or sends me to the
> Princess
> > so she can banish me to some weird place?'.
> >
> > Of course none of these scenarios played out,
> and
> > in fact Twilight and all her friends had been
> > accepting and congratulated the dragon on
> coming
> > out. Rainbow Dash had told Spike that him
> coming
> > out must've taken serious guts, to which the
> > dragon had no reason to disagree.
> >
> > After Pinkie Pie had promised to organize a
> > 'congrats on coming out, Spike' party the other
> > five ponies had returned home and left Spike
> with
> > Twilight in the library.
> >
> > Of course the event hadn't gone by without some
> > discomfort; for a couple days after he had come
> > out there was some awkwardness between Spike
> and
> > Rarity, as well as between Spike and Twilight.
> > Rarity had always used Spike's crush on her to
> get
> > him to help her with whatever task she needed
> help
> > with, and was worried she would no longer have
> > that advantage, even though she felt bad about
> it
> > some times.
> >
> > Though Spike had already agreed to still help
> her
> > with gem hunts and the such, simply because he
> > loved helping others.
> >
> > Twilight took the longest to adjust to this
> news;
> > she didn't like changes she hadn't planned on
> and
> > had been caught unawares with Spike's
> revelation.
> > The Unicorn soon came around, however, and life
> > soon returned to normal.
> >
> > During the 'congrats on coming out, Spike'
> party
> > many of the colts that Spike knew showed up,
> > though many of them were straight they merely
> > showed up to give their own congratulations to
> the
> > dragon.
> >
> > But then there was him.
> >
> > As the party was winding down and Spike was
> > preparing to head back to the library he was
> > caught outside by Featherweight, the
> photographer
> > colt for the school's paper. He handed Spike an
> > envelope and said that someone wanted to meet
> > him.
> >
> > Opening the envelope Spike read the letter
> within,
> > which just contained the message "meet me at
> > Ghastly Gorge. -LS."
> >
> > Intrigued, Spike had gone out there and found
> > Lickety Split waiting for him. The colt
> confessed
> > his attraction to Spike and the two agreed to
> go
> > on a few dates.
> >
> > That all happened four months ago, and now the
> two
> > were happily together in a steady relationship.
> >
> > And Spike had a surprise for him.
> >
> > Twilight was out of town for the weekend, and
> the
> > young dragon had invited Lickety over for a
> > weekend of fun. The two would hang out as
> normal,
> > maybe play some games, but Spike was planning
> for
> > a different kind of fun.
> >
> > There was a knock at the door, and Spike
> charged
> > downstairs and opened it up, greeting Lickety
> who
> > was waiting patiently with a smile on his face.
> >
> > "Hi, sweetie! Can I come in?" Lickety asked,
> his
> > sweet voice and the affectionate title he used
> > made Spike blush; he could never say no to any
> > request the colt made with that voice,
> especially
> > if it was sweet-talking him.
> >
> > "Of course; I mean I did ask you to come over"
> > Spike replied, stepping aside to let Lickety
> in.
> >
> > "Great! Say, where's Miss Sparkle?" the colt
> > asked, setting the saddlebags he was wearing
> down
> > by the door as Spike closed it.
> >
> > "I told you to just call her Twilight, Lickety.
> > But at any rate she's out of town for the
> weekend,
> > so we got the whole library to ourselves" Spike
> > explained.
> >
> > "Oh? Cool!" Lickety exclaimed, plopping down on
> > the couch in the foyer of the library.
> >
> > "So what'd you bring in the bags?" Spike
> inquired,
> > joining his coltfriend on the couch and
> slipping
> > an arm around him.
> >
> > "Couple snacks and some movies we can watch on
> the
> > projector in the basement, and my sleeping bag"
> > Lickety answered, resting his head on Spike's
> > shoulder and rubbing his chest with a hoof.
> >
> > Oh I don't think you'll be needing that
> sleeping
> > bag, cutie Spike thought with a smile on his
> face.
> > The two of them would probably use Twilight's
> bed,
> > though Spike would have to wash the sheets and
> > blanket before the Unicorn comes back if the
> night
> > proceeds like he wants it to.
> >
> > For a while the two just sat cuddled together
> on
> > the couch, content to just cuddle for now. Soon
> > after though Spike pulled away and hopped off
> the
> > couch, asking "what kind of movies did you
> > bring?"
> >
> > "Dark Mare Rises and Ponytheus" Lickety
> answered,
> > Spike immediately perking up when he heard the
> > latter movie.
> >
> > "You brought Ponytheus? Oh my gosh, Lickety,
> I've
> > been wanting to see that movie for months!"
> Spike
> > exclaimed, immediately stepping over and giving
> > the colt a hug.
> >
> > "I know, that's why I brought it" the brown
> earth
> > colt responded with a smile, returning the hug
> > without haste.
> >
> > "Thank you so much, Lickety. I love you!" Spike
> > declared, pulling back from the hug and giving
> his
> > coltfriend a kiss.
> >
> > "You're welcome, Spike. I love you too" Lickety
> > Split said with a blush on his face after Spike
> > pulled away from the kiss.
> >
> > "Well what are we waiting for? Let's go hook
> this
> > thing up!" Spike stated, standing from the
> couch
> > and grabbing his saddlebags, heading down the
> > stairs to the basement along with Lickety.
> >
> > After several minutes of failing to hook up the
> > movie the two finally got it and settle down
> after
> > cooking some popcorn and getting some drinks.
> >
> > For the entire duration of the movie the two
> were
> > cuddled together on the couch, mostly because
> > Spike was a little afraid of the creatures
> > depicted in the film.
> >
> > When the movie was over it was around eleven at
> > night and the two switched the projector off
> and
> > headed back upstairs to the top floor where
> > Twilight and Spike shared a room, though
> tonight
> > it would obviously be Lickety and Spike.
> >
> > It was almost time.
> >
> > The young dragon was beginning to feel a little
> > nervous; this would be his first time and he
> was
> > very inexperienced as the only things he had
> ever
> > done sexually were masturbation. He was also
> > nervous that Lickety would reject the sex and
> that
> > Spike offering such a thing would ruin their
> > relationship.
> >
> > As Lickety reached into his saddlebags to pull
> out
> > his sleeping bag Spike realized that it was now
> or
> > never; he had to ask him.
> >
> > "Hey, uhh, Lickety? Can I talk to you?" Spike
> > asked, earning the attention of the colt who
> > dropped his bags and turned to face the dragon.
> >
> > "Sure. What do you want to talk about?"
> >
> > It was then that Spike got really nervous, and
> was
> > suddenly unable to talk; he sat down on the bed
> to
> > calm himself down but it didn't work. His heart
> > was pounding, he was sweating, a knot had
> formed
> > in his stomach, and he was visibly shaking.
> >
> > "Spike? Are you OK?" Lickety asked, concerned.
> He
> > approached the bed and sat down next to the
> young
> > dragon, wrapping a hoof around his shoulder and
> > bringing him closer.
> >
> > "I-I w-was just w-w-wondering... We've b-been
> > together for s-some time n-now, and I t-thought
> > maybe you'd w-want to..." Spike said,
> stuttering
> > over his words and failing to finish his
> > sentence.
> >
> > "I'd want to...?" Lickety stated, curious as to
> > what the end of that sentence was.
> >
> > For a moment Spike bit his lip and tears began
> to
> > well in his eyes as he threw his arms around
> > Lickety's neck and hugged him tight, sobbing
> "I'm
> > so nervous, I just can't ask you!"
> >
> > "Ask me what? Spike, you can ask me anything. I
> > promise" the brown colt declared in a soothing
> > voice, rubbing Spike's back with his hoof.
> >
> > "I'm too nervous, Lickety. I just can't do it!"
> > the dragon cried.
> >
> > What could he be talking about? He said we've
> been
> > together for some time now and then cried that
> he
> > was too nervous to ask me something. What could
> he
> > be... Ohhhhhh. Oh my Lickety thought, a blush
> > coming to his face.
> >
> > "Spike, I know what you want, and the answer is
> > yes" Split stated, prompting Spike to look up
> at
> > the colt.
> >
> > "What?!"
> >
> > "I've been wanting this for sometime now, too.
> And
> > if we're both ready then I think it's time"
> > Lickety told his coltfriend.
> >
> > "Oh thank you! You don't know how much this
> means
> > to me!" Spike exclaimed, pulling Lickety into a
> > passionate kiss.
> >
> > "No, I don't... But I intend to find out"
> Lickety
> > replied, pushing Spike down onto the bed as
> they
> > began to make out, hands and hooves rubbing
> over
> > each other's bodies as their lips mashed
> together
> > and their tongues fought for dominance over one
> > another.
> >
> > As they continued to make out Spike began to
> feel
> > his penis sliding out from behind his scales
> > around his waist as blood pumped south, filling
> > out his length until it was brushing against
> > Lickety's already erect penis, causing both of
> > them to blush furiously.
> >
> > Together they pulled out of the kiss and looked
> > down at their nether regions, seeing their
> penises
> > pressing and rubbing together.
> >
> > "You ready?" Lickety inquired, staring into the
> > dragon's eyes.
> >
> > Spike nodded and sent one of his hands
> southward,
> > grabbing Lickety's penis and rubbing it against
> > his, eliciting sighs of pleasure from the brown
> > colt.
> >
> > Kissing him one last time Spike pushed Lickety
> off
> > him and flipped over onto his hands and knees,
> > reaching into the nightstand to grab the
> condoms
> > and lube he had been hiding there.
> >
> > "I've been waiting so long for this, sweetie.
> I'm
> > so glad we're doing this now" Spike said, taking
> a
> > condom out of its wrapper and preparing to
> slide
> > it over his penis.
> >
> > "Hey, wait...I didn't say I wanted to do that"
> > Lickety announced, referring to the anal sex
> that
> > was about to happen.
> >
> > "Well this is kinda what two guys do
> together..."
> > Spike trailed off, worried he might've ruined
> his
> > chances.
> >
> > "I know, but...I've never done this before.
> What
> > if it hurts?" the colt asked.
> >
> > "Baby, mine may be long for my age, six inches
> I
> > think, but it's thin and slender. And with
> enough
> > lube and proper communication I think you'll be
> > OK... There's definitely no way I'm letting you
> > put it in my butt, you're almost an adult
> > stallion, and as a result you're kinda big" the
> > teenage dragon said sheepishly.
> >
> > "I know, but... OK, you win. But be gentle,
> > please?" Lickety requested, flipping over and
> > putting his flank into the air.
> >
> > "Actually, let's wait a little while to do the
> > anal. Hold that pose, though" Spike stated,
> > tossing the condom and lube to the side as he
> > crawled over to Lickety Split, exhaling onto
> the
> > colt's erect penis.
> >
> > As Spike watched the penis twitch and throb he
> > began to become very aroused, and as a result
> > started stroking himself to alleviate some of
> the
> > desire for stimulation. He was sure Lickety was
> > feeling the same thing and started to lick at
> the
> > colt's penis.
> >
> > "Oooohh, Spike" Lickety moaned as the dragon
> > wrapped his long tongue around the phallus and
> > lapped at the head with the tip of his muscular
> > appendage.
> >
> > "Ohh, yes, Spike!" Lickety exclaimed, approving
> of
> > what the dragon was doing.
> >
> > Meanwhile on Spike's end he was starting to
> stroke
> > himself a little more vigorously, becoming more
> > and more turned on by Lickety's moans and the
> cock
> > and balls he was pressing his face against.
> >
> > While he was licking Lickety's penis Spike was
> > gently fondling the colt's balls and fingering
> his
> > butt, trying to loosen him up before they had
> > proper sex.
> >
> > Unravelling his tongue from the penis Spike
> > flipped onto his back and shimmied under
> Lickety,
> > pulling the colt's penis into his mouth as he
> > continued to stroke his own member. Lickety
> cried
> > out in pleasure as the dragon lapped at his
> head
> > while slurping at the shaft.
> >
> > Spike moaned into Lickety's cock as the colt
> > slowly thrusted his hips back and forth with
> his
> > penis still in Spike's mouth, succumbing to the
> > desire for more pleasure.
> >
> > Satisfied with the work he had done so far and
> > wanting to tease Lickety Spike pulled the
> colt's
> > penis out of his mouth and shimmied back out,
> > flipping over and bending over Lickety's body
> to
> > kiss him.
> >
> > "Aww, why'd you stop? I was getting close"
> Lickety
> > pouted, making Spike smile at his childishness.
> >
> > "I know" the dragon replied, reaching back into
> > the nightstand to grab a condom and lube,
> slipping
> > the latex over his penis and administering half
> > the six ounce bottle to his member, lathering
> it
> > up completely with the liquid.
> >
> > Setting the bottle on the nightstand Spike
> kissed
> > Lickety again and whispered "I'm gonna put it
> in
> > now, OK?"
> >
> > "O-OK... But, like I said, please be gentle"
> the
> > brown colt requested.
> >
> > "Don't worry, I will."
> >
> > Lickety visibly relaxed his body as Spike
> prodded
> > at the entrance to his butt with his penis,
> trying
> > to gently slip it into the colt's rectum while
> > Lickety tried to relax his sphincter.
> >
> > Lickety exhaled again and again and his heart
> rate
> > quickened as Spike finally penetrated his anus
> and
> > slowly slid the rest of his length into the
> colt.
> >
> > Once the dragon bottomed out and his stomach
> was
> > pressing against Lickety's rear he asked "are
> you
> > alright, baby?"
> >
> > Lickety nodded and Spike began to slowly pull
> > back; the lube was starting to grease up the
> > colt's anus and his muscles were beginning to
> > relax, allowing the dragon to start pumping in
> a
> > very slow but steady pace.
> >
> > "Ahh, that feels so wierd...but in a good way"
> > Lickety commented, looking over his shoulder at
> > his coltfriend who had closed his eyes and was
> > panting lightly.
> >
> > "That feel good, baby?" Split asked, earning a
> nod
> > to the affirmative from Spike.
> >
> > Spike was in a world of pleasure; Lickety's
> butt
> > was so tight it was driving the dragon wild.
> The
> > colt's anus clamped down and was gripping
> Spike's
> > penis. The feeling of pleasure was unlike
> anything
> > the dragon had ever experienced, and this
> feeling
> > was with a condom on, which lessened his
> > sensitivity because the condom was indeed a
> > covering. Spike was almost afraid of what it
> would
> > feel like if he wasn't wearing the condom: the
> > pleasure would be astronomical.
> >
> > Shaking his thoughts the dragon realized he was
> > getting close to an orgasm and decided he
> wanted
> > Lickety to finish along with him, lest he lose
> out
> > on an orgasm because Spike was too exhausted.
> >
> > Reaching around Lickety's right leg the teenage
> > dragon began stroking the colt's still erect
> > penis, earning moans of approval as his fingers
> > worked their magic.
> >
> > Nearing that point of no return Spike began to
> > pump a little faster into Lickety's butt, the
> > tight anus stimulating every nerve in the
> dragon's
> > penis and making him pant heavier and heavier.
> >
> > "L-Lickety, I'm getting close..." Spike
> announced
> > as he continued thrusting back and forth in the
> > colt's butt and thrusting his hand back and
> forth
> > on his partner's cock.
> >
> > "Me t-too, baby. Keep going" Lickety called
> back.
> >
> > Bending over Lickety's body Spike nibbled on
> his
> > coltfriend's ear for a second before nuzzling
> into
> > his neck, using his newfound leverage to pivot
> his
> > waist back and forth as he pounded into
> Lickety's
> > butt. The both of them were sweaty, breathing
> > heavily, and were feeling so passionately for
> each
> > other, glad to be sharing this special moment
> > together.
> >
> > Lickety Split cried out in pleasure as Spike's
> > stroking pushed him over the edge, starting his
> > orgasm; his cum began spurting out onto the
> sheets
> > as it surged through his penis while the dragon
> > continued pumping his hand, getting some of the
> > cum on his fingers.
> >
> > In the backdoor Spike was finally pushed over
> the
> > edge, crying out "Ohhhh, Licketyyyy!" as he
> came
> > hard in the condom, his semen shooting out hard
> as
> > a result of him pumping into the tightest butt
> he
> > had ever had the privilege of screwing for the
> > past 15 minutes.
> >
> > After shooting several ropes of cum Spike's
> orgasm
> > began to die down and he pulled out with a
> shlick
> > sound as it finished, collapsing onto his back
> on
> > the bed with a loud sigh.
> >
> > Sighing himself Lickety turned around and
> cuddled
> > up with Spike, pulling the blanket over the
> both
> > of them as he nuzzled the dragon, giving him a
> > kiss and an exhausted smile.
> >
> > "I love you, Spike" Lickety told the dragon,
> > giving him another kiss, this time with a
> little
> > more tongue.
> >
> > "I love you too, Lickety Split" Spike replied,
> > returning the kiss in full.
> >
> > The room fell quiet as the two of them snuggled
> up
> > even closer and traded yet another kiss, the
> sound
> > of their subtle breathing and feeling of each
> > other's stomachs rise and fall quickly putting
> > both of them to sleep, a smile on both their
> > faces.
> >
> > It was going to be a good weekend.
> >
> > Author's note: Some of you might not like the
> > Spike being gay thing but that's how it goes in
> my
> > headcanon; his personality just fits a gay
> > stereotype, especially with the personality
> > insight we got with that Dragon migration
> episode.
> > I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not.
> >
> > Now, on a more serious topic; if I get ANY
> > comments bashing me, gays(I'm bi), or the story
> > content I WILL delete the comment and block the
> > offender, doesn't matter who you are or if
> you're
> > a supporter of my regular stories. This is your
> > one and only warning.
> >
> > Typical legal note. BORING: Spike the Dragon,
> > Lickety Split, and all related characters
> belong
> > to Hasbro. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.
>
>
> BOOYAH, NIGGA!


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